Is your refrigerator running in Equestria

>Day Artic winter in Equestria

>You are Anon, Obviously

>Christ reader were you expecting anyone else

>This is Flutterrape not Anonrape, though that gives me an idea

>But i digress

>You awaken to the the smell of...

>BACON!?

>HOLY SHIT IS THAT BACON

>After two years of being a vegan you could say that you had a slight craving for meat

>Gottagofast

>You Usain Bolt your way down the stairs to meet eyes with none other than yellow-quiet serving you up a good Ol' full english

>Fuck yeah British breakfast

 

"Flutters"

>"Yes sweetie?"

"Don't call me that, didn't i change my locks again just yesterday"

>"W-well yes b-but I..."

"You know what, just for this meat I'll let you off for today"

>"yay"

>God she would be so cute if she wasn't a creepy rapist

>"So what are you scheming for today, I assume you didn't break everything you stand for for no reason"

>She shudders as you make her relive her terrifying ordeal

>"Mr snout didn't even see it soming, he thought I was feeding him"

"Sorry Flutters i didn't quite hear that"

>You reach out for your breakfast feast as your godly meal is snatched away

"There's a catch to this food Anon"

 

>Damnit

>Why is there always a damn catch

>You can already see where this is going

>A simple date

>You can tell because she's blushing harder than a... thingy

>You'll think about that later when you're bored on this date

"What's the catch Flutters?"

>At this point her coat has turned as orange as Applejack

>"A date, j-just one date at SugarCube Corner

"Alright it's a date"

>"r-r-really?"

"Pinkie promise, meet you at 2?"

>"It's a date"

>Dear god the things you do for bacon

 

>1 plateful of bacon, a shit, a shower and a shave later you begin to get ready for your... date

>Why did you have to Pinkie promise

>You never want to break one of those again

>But that's another story

>You don youself with a simple shirt, tie and jeans

>How Rarity made these you'll never know

>You slip on your shoes and start to walk to SugarCube Corner

>It was great for you living in the Equestrian summers

>While evryone else was exhausted from heat you and your furless body triumphed over the lesser species

 

>You open the door to SugarCube Corner only to find it completely empty save for Fluttershy and Rarity?

"Rarity what are you doing here"

>"Well Anonymous darrrrrrrrling"

>Why does she have to act like a Canterlotian

>No Canterer, Canterer sounds more fitting for the ponys

>"I'm here to help Fluttershy with her little date with you deary, it was my idea after all"

>Who else could it be

"Whatever, so I'm assuming that you have it all planned out romantically then Rare"

>"But of course darling"

"Figures"

>"So what would you like to have then"

"You're serving us, don't make me laugh"

>"Well who else would, Pinkie's visiting her family and the cakes took some time off to bond with Pound and Pumpkin"

>Your sides are now in orbit

>"O-oh just a Milkshake for me please Rarity"

>"Certainly darling and you Anonymous"

"Anon. Ice cream sundae please Rare"

>"You're wish is my command lovers"

>You will have your revenge

 

>Two hours

>Two whole fucking hours and nothing

"Rarity what the fuck is going on!"

>"Just a second darling"

>The panick in her voice just encourages you even more

"You have 10 minutes or we're leaving"

>"Alright darling, Fluttershy can you help me for a moment"

>"O-oh umm sure Rarity"

>So here you are, on your own in SugarCube Corner, waiting for two colourful cartoon ponies to make you a dessert

>What the fuck have i done with my life?

>Anon can you help us get the ice cream off the top shelf

"Just make Fluttershy fly up and get it"

>"It's too heavy for her Anonymous, be a gentlemen"

>The shit you put up with

 

"Alright what shelf is it on"

>You say as you walk into the freezer

>"I-I'll show you Anon"

"Lead the way Flutterbutt"

SLAM!

>That can't be good

"Damnit Rarity i thought you were holding the door"

>"I was Anonymous, but then i thought about a game from my youth"

>Please no

>"Seven minutes in heaven"

>Is there even a heaven in Equestria

>You'll have to ask Purple Booksmarts next time you see her

>"I'll be back in seven minutes Darling's"

"Fluttershy"

>"Yes Anon?"

"Touch me at all and I'll never speak to you again"

>"I would never do anything without your permission Anon"

>Watching her feign innocence is adorable

"Well, nothing to do but wait for Rarity"

 

>Blushing harder than spike watching Rarity bathe

>It's terrible but your terrible at analogies

>"How's it going darlings"

"Rarity stop saying fucking darling so bloody much"

>"We're ready to come out now Rarity"

>"You'll have to tell me all about it at the spa later Fluttershy, now let me just unlock the...oh"

>Please no

"Rarity"

>"Yes"

"Why the 'Oh'

>"W-well the latch on the freezer may be...stuck"

"Oh ok then, go and find Twilight she'll be able to help"

>"Y-you're not angry darling"

"YES I'M FUCKING GOD-DAMN ANGRY RARITY, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT GET US OUT I'LL BITE OFF YOUR SHITTY FUCKING HORN AND TEAR YOU A NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUCK UP PRISSY BITCH"

>"I'll find Twilight as quickly as i can darling"

"STOP SAYING FUCKING DARLING"

 

>You pull Fluttershy out from underneath the storage boxes

>You forgot how much you scare ponies with your voice

>Some ponies say it even rivals that of Luna when you are really mad

"Fluttershy"

>"Y-Yes?"

"Wake me up when Rarity comes back and has had enough time to run away"

"O-okay"

>Of course you'd never dream about hurting a pony, let alone an element bearer

>Celly would probably kill you for treason or some horse shit

>heh

>And with that you drift into dream land

 

>"Hello again Anon"

"Hey lulu"

>She blushes from your nickname

>What everyone else didn't know is that you've actually been dating luna for around 3 months in your dreams

>Of course what with being a princess and all Luna didn't have much time for 'personal interests' but being able to visit you in your dreams works as a handy slot for free time

>Hours spent in your dream world are merely minutes in the real world

>Strange how things work out

>however you are rudely torn from your Luna by the sound of chattering

>Your adorable rapist is freezing to death

>"A-a-anon, s-sorry i-if I woke y-you"

"Don't mention it Flutters, today is your lucky day"

>"What do you mean?"

"We're going to have to snuggle to keep warmer"

>You are slapped in the face by Fluttershy's wing

"Ow Flutters control yourself, this is a non-sexual snuggle"

>"S-sorry

"Don't mention it"

 

>"Darlings!"

>Oh thank god

"Get off me you yellow pervert I'm free. FREE!"

>You run out of SCC screaming and punching any foal in your path

>"Oh thats right, Anonymouse is claustrophobic isn't her darling"

>"You broke my stallion..."

 

fin.