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The Fate of Anonymous. - 4 - Welcome Back! -

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  1. The Fate of Anonymous - Welcome Back! - 4 -
  2.  
  3. >You lay there, box of salad in hands, staring at the ceiling.
  4. >You don a smile on your face. Only fifteen more minutes. Fifteen more minutes and the-
  5. >Wait...
  6. >Why do you feel sick?
  7. >Panic overtakes your form, you weren't supposed to feel sick.
  8. >Your head shoots down to the salad in your hands. You see a multitude of colours in there... Red!?
  9. >oh god no.
  10. "Fluttershy... What did you put in my salad?"
  11. >She looks up at you smiling, you stomach churning the whole time.
  12. >"Lettuce, Cucumber, Carrots, Peppers, Onions, Lea-"
  13. "PEPPERS!?"
  14. >You're on a full scale rage. Your platonic state, swallowed whole by this new feeling.
  15. >You can see Fluttershy physically shrink. Your shouting catching even Dash off guard.
  16.  >"Pfft. Why you making such a big deal anon? What's the matter, don't like peppers?"
  17. "I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC!"
  18. >Dash's face drops as you catapult yourself towards the toilet.
  19. >You wretch the hardest you ever have in your entire life. The contents of your stomach, painting the toilet rim.
  20. >You spend a good five minutes throwing up into the toilet. You can hear Fluttershy crying in the background.
  21. >Your fucks, they are all but gone.
  22. >You stop throwing up and you just sit there. It's fine. You'll be dead in ten minutes anyway.
  23. >This calms you somewhat. Reaching up you pull the handle on the toilet.
  24. >You look down into the flushing toilet and see the pills that you had taken getting washed away. Just like your hopes.
  25. >You had thrown up enough to force the pills out of your body.
  26. >Sitting there in silence in front of the toilet. You reflect on what you possibly could have done to deserve this hell.
  27.  
  28. >Minutes pass as you come to terms with the fact that a sure fire way to off yourself, failed.
  29. >"Heh, Anon? You alright in there?" Dash sheepishly grins and she pokes her head around the door.
  30. >Your mind goes blank. Your face goes blank. Everything goes blank.
  31. >'Am I alright?' the fuck sort of question was that.
  32. >Getting up from the floor you walk back into your room and lay back down on the bed.
  33. >Fluttershy still sat next to your bed, tears still streaming from her eyes. Her voice is barely a whisper
  34. >"S-... Sorry.." With that she gallops out of the room. Bawling her eyes out.
  35. >You have no empathy. She stole from you your rest. You lay on your back, staring at the ceiling once again.
  36. >"Sooo.. Eh, I'm gunna go.. Get well soon!" Dash hastily leave the room.
  37. >Fuck. My. Life.
  38. >You spend the next couple of days just staring into the emptiness that are your dreams.
  39. >No one comes to visit you in these days. Figures, you didn't really mean anything to these ponies.
  40. >You're sure that they had already forgotten that you was "a hero". As much as that made you chuckle.
  41. >They're just the same as the humans on earth. Snakes. The lot of them.
  42.  
  43. >You sign yourself out of the hospital, pondering how best to kill yourself now.
  44. >You're deep in thought when you walk outside. It takes several ponies to chant your name to drag you back to reality.
  45. >What?
  46. >There's a whole mob of ponies around you, chanting your name.
  47. >What?
  48. >A banner that spans the entire of the town hall. It reads, "Welcome back Anonymous!"
  49. >You're pushed to the massive wooden stage by all the ponies chanting your name.
  50. >"SPEECH!" You sigh and whisper under your breath as the chanting for a speech begins.
  51. "Kill me now."
  52. >"Go on Anonymous, the citizens of ponyville want to hear the tale of their hero."
  53. >A brown pony with a grey mane and glasses push's you to the podium.
  54. >You hear the hush fall over the crowd as you stand there in front of a microphone.
  55. >You didn't have anything to say. However you man the fuck up.
  56. >Just get this done and then you can go kill yourself.
  57. > You grab the first speech you can remember from your old world and being to rehearse it. Making minor changes.
  58. "Ponies of Equestria, I am Anonymous."
  59. >They all look at you, expectantly.
  60. >A pony from the crowd shouts at you "You stopped the cows, they always destroy our plantations!"
  61. "Yes, I've heard. They trample plantation by the hundreds, and if they were here they'd consume the plants with fireballs from their eyes and bolts of lightning from their arses. I AM Anonymous. And I see a whole army of my ponies here in defiance of...err... Cows. You have come to listen as free pony, and free ponies you are. What would you do without freedom? would you fight?"
  62.  
  63. >The ponies are absolutely eating this up. You're not even sure if this makes sense, but fuck it.
  64. >One of the random ponies from the crowd shout; "Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live."
  65. "Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our cows that they may take our plants, but they'll never take our freedom!!!"
  66. >There's a bellow from the ponies. They all give out a mighty war cry and cheer you on further.
  67. >For further impact you throw your fist in the air, as you do all the ponies join you with their hooves.
  68. >You would smile, but that isn't in your demeanour.  After all, this is just a masquerade.
  69. >You take a step back from the podium and the brown pony takes it up.
  70. >"As mayor of ponyville, I hereby name Anonymous an honorary member of ponyville!" The crowd continues to go wild.
  71. >"I also beseech him a house on the edge of ponyville!" She hands you a key.
  72. >You simply take it and nod. You would probably never even see the inside of that house.
  73. >Things calm down and you begin to walk away, maybe you could try drowning yourself agai-
  74. >"Anon! You need to come with me!"
  75. >You spin around to see twilight approaching you, a smile decorating her face.
  76. "why."
  77.  
  78.  
  79. >You speak in monotone. Even if these ponies threw you a "Welcome back" event and gave you a house, none of them really cared.
  80. >Why should they. You weren't natural for this world. You aren't natural for any world.
  81. >"The princess has requested an audience with you. She's never heard of a human before and she heard how you saved ponyville."
  82. >A princess? You didn't really take the time to learn equestrian culture since you arrived.
  83. >Before you can answer you're being dragged into a waiting chariot. Two royal looking ponies at the front.
  84. >Within Minutes you're soaring high in the sky. Neither of you have spoken a word since you got on the chariot.
  85. >You can see the whole of Equestria from up here. Or at least that's how it feels.
  86. >This gives you an idea. You casually and stealthily unlock the chariot door next to you.
  87. >Now you just had to wait for the perfect moment. It's strange, you could bust it open and jump now.
  88. >Although you feel you owe it to the ponies not to outright commit suicide in front of them.
  89. >As that thought runs through your head you hit a pocket of turbulence. It was a god-send.
  90. >The chariot rocks and you launch yourself towards the door. It swings open and you can hear a gasping from behind you.
  91. >It didn't matter though, you were now in free fall. You WOULD kill yourself, even if it was the life of you.