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The Fate of Anonymous. - 15 - Same Old Rope -

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  1. The Fate of Anonymous. - 15 - Same Old Rope -
  2.  
  3. >'Hello old friend'
  4. >'It's been too long'
  5. >You're embraced by the familiar un-dream like state
  6. >Thrown into a void of darkness
  7. >The only welcoming place you've ever been
  8. >This is where you belong
  9. >Here
  10. >In this unending sea of shrouds and shadows
  11. >You feel the elation of the situation wash over you in waves of pure bliss
  12. >Although it's strange
  13. >You felt something else
  14. >A single twitch of regret courses through the area where your heart should be
  15. >Did Sweetie Bell make it?
  16. >It was of little concern anymore
  17. >You'd reached your prize
  18. >At least that's what you thought.
  19. >You thought you had finally gotten a grasp on the one thing you yearned for
  20. >The only thing you ever needed any more
  21. >How woefully unprepared you were for the following events
  22. >Because to die this day was not your fate.
  23. >No.
  24. >Not yet.
  25. >You would get your desires.
  26. >Although not this day.
  27. >For this day, destiny conspired to bring you back from the precipice.
  28. >As the light pierced the veil that had coated you, every fibre of your non-existence groaned.
  29. >Knowing all too well what was to come next.
  30. >Colour and sounds clash and collide as your consciousness is thrust back into its body.
  31. >"Is he going to be all right?"
  32. >"Only time will tell"
  33. >The only thoughts able to cross your mind
  34. >'Fuck my unending life.'
  35. >Blink out of existence as you pass out.
  36. >...
  37. >"Can't have you dying before the game is over now, Can we?"
  38.  
  39. >"How's he doing today?"
  40. >"He's making an improvement, although it will be a while before he's out of here."
  41. >"Ok. If he wakes up tell him I stopped by."
  42. >'I hate everything'
  43. >You stir from your dreamless state, eye's slowing creaking open to reveal the flourish of bland colours that could only mean the hospital.
  44. >'Does Equestria have free health care?'
  45. >'If not I'm in some serious debt by now.'
  46. >Your eyelids only open a few centimetres before they become too heavy and droop back down.
  47. >It's fine really, you didn't feel like getting up and doing anything today anyway.
  48. >Well, today and any other day for that matter.
  49. >Think anyone would care if you chose just to not get up? Like, ever.
  50. >You feel like you're forgetting something.
  51. >Something really important.
  52. >Seriously, What the hell?
  53. >Could it be that Arty has had to fend for himself while you've been in here?
  54. >No, that's not it, You're sure he's fine without you.
  55. >I mean, he's a massive creature hybrid of nothing but predators.
  56. >Actually... Are the ponies safe from Arty?
  57. >Ponies... Safe... Ponies... Safe.......
  58. >SWEETIE BELL!
  59. >A Surge of energy gush's through your body as you practically fling yourself out of bed.
  60. >Moving to steady yourself with your hand you realize you have none.
  61. >What?
  62. >Landing face first into another pony, the horror of the situation takes control of your brain.
  63. >"WHOAH! Easy there! You're awake? That's a good sign, although jumping on your Doctor isn't advised."
  64.  
  65. >You're feet are gone as well
  66. >You have no hands or feet.
  67. >Oh god, this is the worst kind of hell
  68. >"You've made a remarkable recovery. You might be a bit disorientated. Although with the condition you was in we couldn't save you  in any other form."
  69. >You knew it.
  70. >It only gets worse for you.
  71. >Never catching a break.
  72. >You eye your body over.
  73. >You're a... a.... PONY!
  74. >'Shoot me now'
  75. >Oh shit, right, Sweetie Bell.
  76. "How's Sweetie Bell? Did she make it?"
  77. >You start to shake the doctor with your hooves.
  78. >If she didn't make it all the more reason to kill yourself.
  79. >You might have allowed the death of the only sentient creature to show genuine concern for you.
  80. >"Whoah! You really need to calm down, It's not good for you. It'll be the death of you."
  81. >Nope.jpg
  82. "HOW. IS. SHE?"
  83. >"She's fine, She's fine. She got signed out only two days after getting admitted."
  84. >"A real speedy recovery I can tell you that, Although it's not surprising with the Elements of Harmony helping and all."
  85. >Praise be to your deity of choice.
  86. >Although it still doesn't subtract from the fact that she nearly died because of you.
  87. >'Way to put a downer on things.'
  88. >"You on the other hand, You've been here for nearly a month now."
  89.  
  90. >A month?
  91. >'Explains why I'm so hungry.'
  92. >You could really go from some fresh crispy hay
  93. >Hay?
  94. >Great, you're already craving weird pony food.
  95. "Could I get something to eat?"
  96. >"I'll send one of the nurses along in a minute with some food.
  97. >You allow the doctor to help you back to bed
  98. >"You'll also need to get used to walking like that until twilight get's back."
  99. "Back? Where from?"
  100. >"She's gone to Canterlot to speak with the princess about something. She'll be back in a day or so."
  101. >Great. Stuck as a pony for a couple of days.
  102. >As if your life couldn't get any better.
  103. >As the doctor leaves he abruptly stops at the door.
  104. >"Oh, by the way, Rainbow Dash stopped by earlier."
  105. >Rainbow Dash?
  106. >Why'd she visit?
  107. >I know she visited last time you was in hospital
  108. >Although she just wanted to know about earth.
  109. >Guess that should be your first stop.
  110. >Find out what Dash wanted.
  111. >The rest of the day passed fairly uneventful
  112. >There was one time during the day you had the opportunity to kill yourself.
  113. >However lack of opposable thumbs made grasping the medical equipment harder than thought.
  114. >The next day was not quite as "Un-Eventful" as you would have hoped unfortunately.
  115.  
  116. >After getting yourself signed out of the hospital you made a V-line straight to  Rainbow dash's  place.
  117. >Or at least you would if you had any idea where the fuck it was.
  118. >Aimlessly walking the street you find yourself stumbling over your hooves from time to time.
  119. >God dammit it all.
  120. >Stuck like this for two whole days does not sound like your idea of fun.
  121. >Although to be fair, being alive in general isn't your idea of fun.
  122. >As you walk the street you notice all the mares slyly staring at you.
  123. >A few of them even wink as you feel their gaze hover over your flank.
  124. >You don't like this.
  125. >Not
  126. >One
  127. >Bit.
  128. >Here's the plan, First go to sweet apple acres and ask applejack where Rainbow Dash's place is.
  129. >Second go to Rainbow Dash to find out why she visited.
  130. >Third, find a way to kill yourself.
  131. >With a checklist like that, Twilight would be proud.
  132. >"Well, hey there handsome! I haven't seen you around before, new? Needs some to... Show you around?"
  133. >Nope.jpg
  134. >A cream coloured pony with a pink and dark blue mane slowly rubs your chest.
  135.  
  136. "Well, I... Oh god, erm..."
  137. >You look to the left and right for anything you can use for your escape.
  138. >You notice a mint green pony stood to the left looking sorely uninterested.
  139. >"The name's bon bon, but you can just call me sugar"
  140. >You take it all back
  141. >Pinkie Pie is your second least hated pony.
  142. "The thing is... I've really, got to... Go. Do stuff... Elsewhere, not here... Far from here, Never here."
  143. >"Well if you're going so far away, perhaps a parting gift?"
  144. >That pony actually just bit her lip.
  145. >No. Never. Nope. Nein. Nicht, Nuh-uh, No way!
  146. >"Ugh, Come on bon bon, He's clearly not interest, let's just go shall we?"
  147. >Right now you could kiss that mare. You won't, but you could.
  148. >"Just because you're more interested in that weird human than you are stallions doesn't mean that I am."
  149. >Actually no, You would not kiss that mare.
  150. >"He's not weird! How could anything with such perfect hands be weird...."
  151. >You don't know what's creeping you out more, the fact that this pony is hitting on you now, or that the other one has a fetish for your hands.
  152. >"Anon!? Anon! Get over here! Sorry gals, This stallions taken!"
  153. >Bewildered by all the events taking place you manage to stumble over your own hooves as you turn around to meet the source of the voice.
  154.  
  155. "Applejack! I was just looking for you."
  156. >"Really? That's a good thing too sugarcube, cause I was just thinking 'bout you."
  157. >Just like that, all preconceived notions that she was going to save you, fluttered into the wind.
  158. "I... Just need to know where Rainbow Dash lives."
  159. >Applejack is giving you the best bedroom eyes you've ever seen.
  160. >"Heh, how 'bout I show you where I live, we could get... Better acquainted in the barn."
  161. >"Now hold on! I was here first, he's mine!"
  162. >The cream pony steps forward to confront Applejack.
  163. >Quite frankly you hope that they end up killing each other. Or you. Either ones fine.
  164. >"You wanna tango little missy?"
  165. >Why are all the mares so god damn crazy.
  166. >"What if I do!?"
  167. >"Trust me, you don't wanna mess with one of the apple family!"
  168. >"When I'm through with you you'll be apple sauce!"
  169. > You're astounded with the leap made by the small orange pony.
  170. >Also a little bit frightened at how quickly the fight was over.
  171. >With almost one swift blow the cream pony was knocked unconscious.
  172. >Cautiously  the mint green pony picked up her friend and began to drag her off.
  173. >Making sure to never break eye contact with Applejack.
  174. >Better leave while she's distracted.
  175. >At a full sprint you head for the nearby bridge, crossing the river.
  176. >"Oh no ya don't!"
  177. >You're now eating dirt.
  178. >Oh look, it's the same rope that failed to kill you nearly 3 months ago.
  179. >Now it's being used in a sexual assault.
  180. >By a Pony.
  181. >Against you.
  182. >Swell.