Terminator Oneshot's (W.I.P)

>Day 1 in *UNKNOWN LOCALE*

>You are A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Terminator

>Your mission. To protect John Conner.

>The time displacement field has failed due to unknown variables.

>New locale. Unknown.

>First objective; Acquire clothing.

>After walking for 3.4525 miles you reach a settlement.

>Canines are dressed in clothing. This goes against all known history.

>A large canine walks up to you with a crossbow drawn.

>"Well, What do we have here? Some sort'a freak?"

>Scanning clothes; Match found.

"I need your clothes, your boots and your crossbow."

>"You forgot to say please"

 

>Day 3 in *Equestria*

>You have made contact with *Twilight Sparkle* and have been explaining human history for 35.8 hours.

>Have met and logged several of the local populace.

>Canines known as *diamond dogs* have attacked the settlement.

>Hostile actions detected. Response...; Terminate.

>You quickly dispatch 6 of them, crushing their jugulars.

>*Rainbow Dash's* face contorts in unknown way. Dialog begins.

>"You just can't go around killing ponies"

"Why?"

>"What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't."

"Why?"

>"Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this."

>Dialog ends with *Rainbow Dash* leaving.

 

>Day 4 in *Equestria*

>You are meeting the leader of this population.

>More data needed.

>Important data points noted.

>"I want you to learn the importance of friendship with my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

"My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone."

>"Doesn't want you doing too much thinking, huh?"

"No."

>End of Data points.

>New objective; Guide *Twilight Sparkle* through resetting neural net processor.

 

>Day 5 in *Equestria*

>Last objective was successful.

>Already You are learning the *Magic of Friendship*

>New objective; Learn.

 

>Day 17 in *Equestria*

>Today you learned the meaning of the hostilities of *Fluttershy*

>It was an attempt at procreation for recreational purposes.

>New objective; As a good *Friend* Help *Fluttershy* with her objective.

>Encounter at 0530. Internal log.

>"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"

"Correct."

>"R-really Anon?"

"Your objective is now mission priority"

>You spend the next 1206 seconds completing *Fluttershys* objective before dialog resumes;

>"Oh Yes Anon! I think I'm close!"

"Cum with me if you want to live."

>*Fluttershy* suffers momentary unconsciousness before leaving with {[SMILE]}.

>Objective Complete.

 

 

>Day 342 in *Equestria*

>Today hostile actions were taken against {[Ponyville]} by creature designated as *Discord*

>Since your neural net processor has been reset you've collected banks of data and learned.

>You are met by the princess known as *Celestia* for New objectives.

>Transcript as follows.

>Celestia:"Discord has escaped again. We don't know how, something in this world is filling him with enough chaotic power to return."

>Twilight:"Well then what do we do?"

>Rainbow Dash:"what do we do? We go and beat the stuffing out of him, that's what!"

>Rarity:"Oh dash, you can't be so brash with these sorts of things. It takes tact! Not that you would know anything about that."

>Rainbow Dash:"OH YEAH!? AND WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"

>Applejack:"Cool yer' jets there Dash, Sure she meant nothin' by it. Right Fluttershy?"

>Fluttershy:"Oh-.... I... Erm-.."

>Twilight:"GIRLS! We need to focus here! Arguing isn't going to help us!"

>Celestia:"I'm afraid twilights right, Discord is even more powerful then when you last fought him."

Anon:"What counts as acceptable force?"

>Celestia:"I'm sorry to say that there is no limit. You must do what you must to stop Discord"

>NEW OBJECTIVE LOGGED

>TERMINATE TARGET - *DISCORD*

 

>You and your six friends walk up the side of a volcano.

>*Discord* has been spotted fighting dragon guards from the dragon kingdom.

>You have a grenade launcher that you made from materials in the world.

>You have the blueprints for over 200 different weapons. All stored in your memory banks.

>Foreign noise detected. Long range audio receiver active.

>Marking new Data Points.

>"HAHA! HOW DELIGHTFUL! COME! WHO ELSE WISH'S TO BEST DISCORD!?"

>Target confirmed.

>TERMINATE

"Discord is at the top of this mountain. He is requesting more creatures to fight. Ready yourselves."

>Load Weapon...

>Weapon Loaded.

>*Discord* In sight... Aiming... Firing.

>With a whoosh from your launcher a grenade propels itself into discords head.

>It explodes in a shower of red.

>Objective Complete - Target Terminated

>...

>Error

>Target not Terminated. Checking memory for fault.

>No faults detected.

>Discords head simply grew back as he body flailed around.

>Target has begun interactions.

>Recording. Leaving audio channels open.

>"OH Anon! That wasn't very nice! You could have hurt someone!"

>Noted glass of milk appearing. Will analyze later.

>"Chocolate Milk?"

"I'm a cybernetic organism, living flesh over a har-"

>*Discord* Interjects

>"Harden metal exo-skeleton! Yes Yes! I know that! OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!"

>"Who do you think brought you to this world!? I did! You just being here puts things so far out the natural balance that I get all the chaos I could ever need!"

>OBJECTIVE ONE COMPLETE - IDENTIFY REASON FOR MALFUCTION.

>OBJECTIVE TWO...

>Error, No objective two.

 

>Memory restore...

>Memory restored.

>OBJECTIVE TWO...

>Error, No objective two.

>Check Data Points.

>Scanning.

>Scanning..

>Scanning...

>OBJECTIVE TWO - TERMINATE *DISCORD*; STOP CHAOS.

>Firing weapon. Mortal wound detected.

>Target *Discord* POS - on floor.

>"Y-You Think.. You can.. STOP ME!"

>Target snaps talons. Teleporting out of FOV.

>Visual scanning of the landscape beg-

>ERROR! PRESSURE ON CRANIUM UNIT REACHING CRITICAL!

>"I'LL CRUSH YOU IN MY TALONS YOU WELP!"

>"Alright girls positions"

>MASSIVE ENERGY FLUX. ELECTRO MAGNETIC PULSE IMMINENT .

>SHUTDOWN CPU TO PREVENT DAMAGE.

>Shutting Down.

 

>Rebooting...

>Reboot successful.

>Begging audio Log

>Twilight:"Anon!? ANON!? ARE YOU OK!?"

Anon:"Yes, all systems are fully functional"

>Twilight:"Anon, What happened!?"

Anon:"After detecting a massive energy flux my CPU automatically shutdown to prevent damage."

>Rainbow:"Phew* See twi! told ya anon was made of tough stuff!"

>OBEJECTIVE TWO - STILL ACTIVE

Anon:"Where is Discord?"

>Rarity:"Why, He's right behind you darling!"

>DEFENCE  PROTOCOLS 45-78 ACTIVE

>Applejack:"Whoah! Easy ther' Anon! We beat him, Discord and his chaos aint no more!"

>Target *Discord* Has been turned into stone.

>OBJECTIVE COM-....

>Error, OBJECTIVE TWO - STOP CHAOS NOT COMPLETE.

>Tracking Data Points...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPy4crWuCA

 

>Rainbow Dash: "Haha, Adios Discord!"

>Twilight:"It's Over..."

Anon:" No. There is one more instance of chaos."

>You point to yourself to emphasis the point.

Anon:" and it must be destroyed, also."

>All:"*GASP*"

>Fluttershy:"B-b-b-but... You Can't!"

>Applejack:"Nuh-uh, no way, no-siree-bob!"

>Rarity:"Darling, You can't be serious!?

>Pinkie Pie:"No! You can't go! You can't go! No, stay with us it will be ok."

Anon:"No, It has to end here."

>Rainbow Dash:"I order you not to go. I order you not to go, I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO!"

>*Rainbow Dash* Begins to cry. Analysis complete.

Anon:"I know now why you cry"

>You wipe away a tear from Rainbow Dash's face.

Anon:"but it is something I can never do."

>You walk over to the edge of the volcano and face twilight.

Anon:" I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the magma."

>Twilight nods in understanding. All the mares crying.

>Twilight uses her magic and slowly lowers you into the volcano.

Anon:"Goodbye..."

>ERROR CRITICAL FAILURE

>Would you like to run Thumbs Up.exe?

>[Y]

>As the rest of your head sinks slowly into the fiery abysses you give a thumbs up to your six friends.

>You hold it until fully under the magma, where you shut down.

>OBJECTIVE TWO.. COM-Ple-..te....