Fetishshy - Fanfics.

>It's been a week since you explained the My little pony show back on earth to the ponies

>with it you also explained Crudely the internet and the fandom.

>In the kitchen, just about to make some lunch.

>Knocking on the door.

>What a surprise, it's fluttershy

>"Hi.."

>she seems to be holding a notepad

"Can I help you with something fluttershy?"

>"Oh, I erm... Could I-I... read something to you?"

>Instincts say no

>brain says no

>mouth say's

"Sure thing"

>fucking mouth, fuck you.

"No, fuck you brain."

>Get a weird look from fluttershy as she makes herself comfortable on the couch

>"o-ok, ready?"

"Fire away"

>Fluttershy starts reading. Not paying much attention you continue making lunch.

>Suddenly taking an intrest when you hear your name in the story.

>""He seemed plenty in the mood back in Canterlot. Ain't that right, Anon? Word is the Princess is a bit of a screamer. Least that's what this feller was abl-""

"FLUTTERSHY!"

>She jumps, not expecting your shout.

>"Y-yes.." Her voice almost a whisper

"Stop! Isn't a story about one of your princess' being de-flowered by me, like treason?"

>"Well... Erm.. I-"

"On top of that, It's not something I really want to imagine, so thank you, but get out."

>"Soo... Fan-fic's aren't your fetish?"

>Reminder to self; don't explain a single thing to ponies about home again.

>Rule 34 of living in Equstria, If they know about it, It will be a fetish.

>Grabbing fluttershy by the mane you throw her outside.

"Just leave"

>Later that day you walk past her cottage.

>*clop* *clop* *clop*

>Fucking ponies.