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Payday: The Canterlot Heist [unfinished]

By: ThunderSpecter on Jul 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.07 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >it had been two weeks since you arrived in this world, you dont know how, you dont know why... and frankly you didnt fucking care.
  2. >there were still banks which mean you could still get paid.
  3. >one way or another.
  4. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib19evMJJVI
  5. >the metal detector buzzed as you took your first step through
  6. >you nod toward the guard and pull out a small golden pocketwatch
  7. >he nods back and lets you through.
  8. >you now stand in the lobby of the canterlot bank along with your colleagues
  9. >Chains, Hoxton, Dallas... and you Anon
  10. >Dallas mutters under his breath
  11. >"Search the floor for cameras, we have thirty seconds."
  12. >The group splits and surveys each room thoroughly
  13. >"Bank managers on the second floor. Overlooking the canteen."
  14. >"Go. Now."
  15. >You walk up behind the manager and draw your weapon
  16. >His you could see some sweat drip down his mane onto his hooves. Looks like his biggest fear is about to become reality.
  17. >"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!"
  18. >Dallas fires his gun into the air and sets off a chain reaction of screaming p0nies and stunned security guards
  19. >a couple seconds later and most of them have either fled or have died trying to arrest you.
  20. >Good thing you still got your guns.
  21. >"Alright listen up. This is a robbery. Stay on the ground with your face on the floor, think of your loved ones. Dont try to be a hero. Let us do our work and this'll be over in no time."
  22.  
  23. >"Chains, where did your man inside hide the equipment?"
  24. >"Third floor, office section. In one of the printer casings"
  25. >Dallas signals you to go with chains
  26. >"Lets get to work Anon."
  27. "Got it."
  28. >You march up the stairs with Chains in toe, p0nies sprawled on the ground frozen with fear.
  29. >As you approach the door chains meets the lock with the heel of his boot
  30. >It buckles and snaps and the door flings open.
  31. >Chains points out a cream-coloured printer slumped at the back of the room
  32. >You tear off the panel to retrieve two cans of what you think is thermite and a drill.
  33. >All the while gunshots and magic blasts can be heard on the ground floor
  34. >"Lets not keep them waiting Anon."
  35. >You get back to the first floor and slam the drill onto the gate lock
  36. >"How long?!"
  37. >"Sixty seconds."
  38. >A magic bolt whizzes past your head and grazes your face
  39. >"Agh!- Shit... I'm fine"
  40. >You quickly come to your senses and help your partners defend the position.
  41. >After what seemed an eternity you hear a satisfying Clink and the gate swings wide open
  42. >"Alright gentlemen we're in. Now comes the hard part."
  43.  
  44. >After placing a trap behind you, the group enters through the gate and comes fact to face with the vault entrance
  45. >It's split across two floors with two guard posts above it
  46. >"Both cans, in that room, It should burn through pretty quickly."
  47. >Hoxton bashes down the door and flings the two cans inside
  48. >With the spark of a match and the flick of a wrist, the whole room is set up in a blaze of red and white fire.
  49. >Your radio begins to buzz as you hear the familiar voice of your operator
  50. >"Looks like you pissed these guys off pretty bad, I can see them moving in the royal guard."
  51. >"Shit, Dallas... We dont have the firepower to deal with those guys."
  52. >"Hopefully we wont have to."
  53. >The thermite eats its way through the ground and with a large CRASH the floor of the vault caves in
  54. >"Alright gentlemen it's time to get paid!"
  55. >"Hahaha! Yeah!"
  56. >You place four bags on the table and load up the golden bars that are sitting on the vault table.
  57. >Fuck these things are heavy
  58. >"Heads up, we got more coppahs comin' our way."
  59. >Hoxton takes point and returns fire at the guards
  60. >"Dallas, What's our exit plan?"
  61. >"Second floor of the neighbouring building, there's a path that can take us into the underground passes. GO!"
  62. >in a hail of gunfire, screams of terror and near misses. You make it outside and through the second building."
  63. >Dallas pauses and reaches for his kit bag.
  64. >"Get back"
  65.  
  66. >Dallas plants three charges on the wall and just manages to get around the corner in time for them to vaporize half of the building.
  67. >more magic shots whizz past your head and puncture the sports bag carrying all the gold you were carrying
  68. >You vault the wreckage and make it into the elevator shaft
  69. >You enter the undergound lobby and make it down into the underground passages where your getaway driver is waiting for you.
  70. >The other guys start hollering and shouting as the driver hauls you away from the far-too-near death experience.
  71. >Hoxton slaps you on the shoulder
  72. >"Ey, not too shabby for a first timer."
  73. >The driver pulls out of the underpass and takes you onto the main highway out of the city.
  74. >You look out the back window as you see canterlot lit up in red and blue lights. Hell, you think you can even make out one of those royal p0nies with wings and a horn at the scene."
  75. >You take a final glance to see the place Dallas planted that charge on detonate and destroy the entire building.
  76. >"Now gentlemen, we're set for life, lets get back to the safe house and get rested up, We got money to spend. Or we could get ready to hit another bank.
  77. >You grin and look over at Dallas
  78. "I hear Manehatton is nice this time of year..."