- >You slowly open your eyes to wake in a place which you certainly did not remember going to last
- night.
- >You look around to try and find your bearing but unfortunately all of the buildings around you
- don't seem familiar.
- >What the fuck, this entire place is completely new, you thought you knew every inch of your
- local town.
- >As your eyes begin to adjust to the brightness of the sun, you realise that this place is far
- from where you started your night yesterday.
- >It must be a dream, the ground looks perfect green with blue skies and silver white clouds that
- are dotted about in the sky, almost as if they were placed there by something.
- >You begin to walk towards what you think is the town square in the hopes of getting some
- answers, when you hear somebody calling out to you.
- >"Hey, you must be new in town! I'm pinkie pie and I love meeting new people!"
- "Look lady whoever you ar-"
- >You freeze in place as you turn around to what you thought was some eager girl or socially
- awkward tourist guide
- >What in the blue hell is that!? Is that a horse? Surely it didn't just talk to you. You look
- around trying to find whoever it is called out to you, you glance back at the pink horse as it
- says-
- >"Whatcha lookin for? I'm over here heehee!" You watched in disbelief as the creature uttered
- every vowel and syllable in perfect order to create words which you understood.
- >"You ok? You look like you've seen a ghost! Are you gonna talk to me?" A small upset frown
- appears on her face, and you eventually manage to regain your voice
- "I'm fine, who are you? where am I? how can you talk?"
- >Good job stupid, bombarding a stranger with questions is a surefire way to get them to help you
- out.
- >"My names Pinkie Pie!" She squeeks with a bubbling smile
- >"You're in the town of Ponyville, best ville in all of Equestria!"
- >She seemed to ignore your last question on how she could talk.
- "Do you know how I can get back to my home in Britain?"
- >"Britain? Whats that? Is that a town? Are there more people like you there? Ooooh is it pretty?
- Is there a party every day and an afterparty every day after that?"
- >Her questions almost bring your brain to a full stop when a huge crash happens just behind you.
- "The fuck was that?!"
- >Pinkie Pie gallops over to the crash site and stands infront of a blue pony with a rainbow
- coloured mane
- >"Rainbow Dash! Are you okay!?"
- >"Uggh... Fine pinkie, I almost had this awesome move down where you- hey, who's that guy?"
- >Rainbow Dash pokes a hoof at you
- >"What are you? Sure ain't a pony, that much is clear." She lets out a dry chuckle
- "The fuck is it to you?"
- >You begin to realise these creatures seem to frown upon foul language with her reaction.
- >"Hey, I was just curious ok? No need to get hot under the collar"
- >Again. Good job Anon, you've already alienated one of the townsfolk.
- "Look, I'm sorry. I have no idea where I am or what this place actually is. I'm looking for some
- answers."
- >"Well why didnt you say so sooner? Head on over to twilights place. That egghead knows
- everything about anything."
- >She jabs the same hoof over to a hollowed out tree
- "Uhh, ok... Thanks, sorry about earlier."
- >"Ahh thats alright!" She smiles and pats you on the shoulder
- >"Didn't catch your name though"
- "Anon"
- >"Anon huh? Well if you ever need some help in town, just give me or any of the other girls a
- shout, we're always ready to help new friends."
- >Just how many more of these... ponies are there?