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AiE : The Monster Slayer [unfinished]

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>"b-b-b-b-but Anon! I dont want to go to the everfree forest!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJ_zUX-0AE
>You jump onto the warhorse and give it a strong kick
"HYAAH"
>The horse charges forth as you ride out of p0nyville with your trusty friar in toe.
>You take a look at the sheet the mayor p0ny gave to you
>Looks like a human, but twisted and tortured, reported to have killed some p0nys in fillydelphia.
>As you travel towards the abominations cave, you look back on your deeds
>You've surrounded your entire life with death and evil
>Just hoping for that one day, when you finally depart the shores of the living-
>Bah.... Enough of this, you've got a monster to kill and a healthy sum of bits to collect.
>Your steed slows down from trotting through the everfree forest to an anxious walk
>You jump down from it and slap its hind leg
"Time to leave old friend."
>The horse rears up and gallops off into the forest. Ready for your next call
>You turn around to face the daunting jaws of the cave which housed this unspeakable monstrosity.
>You draw your sword as you signal to your friar to wait here
"Time to go to work."
>Torch in one hand, blade in the other, you step into the cave.
>The flame of your torch illuminates the cave
>and the satanic symbols it reveals on the walls
>Some ancient languange you don't understand
>They seem to be.... shimmering
>You break vision from them, whatever they are they certainly bode ill for your cause.
>You fill your lungs with air and let this beast know you're here
"Show yourself you abomination! Come here so that I may give you a quick death!"
>The cave slowly begins to shake, in rythm
>one step after another
>boom. boom. boom.
>The giant monstrosity appears before you.
>You are by no means small, but this freak makes you look tiny.
>The sheer mass begins to rumble the very rock you stand upon as it speaks
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT....... HUNTER!?"
"There is only one reason why I would come here, I trust you are not as stupid as the p0nies would have me believe."
>The giant halts for a moment then realises that what you just said was an insult
>He roars and the entire cave begins to shake again
>Time to leave.
>The giant lets out an ear shattering scream as it begins to take chase.
>Its massive footsteps are tearing the damn cave apart.
>You run as fast as your feet can carry you.
>The training Rainbow Dash gave you has saved your life, again.
>As you hurtle towards the mouth of the cave you see that it is bright outside.
>You see your trusty friar Karl ready at the side of the cave with the holy water.
"NOW KARL."
>He throws the bottle with precision as it bounces and smashes off the forehead of the abomination
>It falls to one knee and places a hand infront of its face to steady itself
>You draw your sword and step onto the back of said hand
>You look directly into the eyes of this twisted evil
>And with a battle roar of your own mustering up all of your strength, you drive your blade into his right eye.
>He screams and stumbles backward only to fall and impale himself on one of the sharp stalagmites behind him.
>The disturbing scene is finished with the giant gurgling on his own blood as he lets out his last breath
>You cut off a finger of the creature and signal to Karl to get the horses
"We're leaving."
>As you are about to set off the giant stirrs
>"I... AM... NOT THE ONLY *COUGH* MONSTER... HERE."
>His eyes roll into the back of his head as he really lets out his final breath
>Karl took serious notice of the beasts words
>"What do you think he meant by that?"
"Monsters will say anything to get under your skin and make you regret and feel remorse, the best thing to do is ignore them."
>Karl takes point as you enter town square of ponyville
>Mayor Mare appears before you as Karl ties the horses to the nearest post
>"Oh thank celestia you two have returned! I was worried that beast had..."
"We're fine, and that thing is dead by the way."
>You take the enormous sized index finger from your bag and show it to her
>She repels her head in disgust and as you look at it you see rigor mortis and decay has set in
>The finger is snow white and rigid as rock
>"Well, that beast would hardly let you take one of its digits alive now... Alright, Here's your payment"
>The mare throws 500 bits your way. A hefty sum.
"Karl, get over here."
>"Y-yes sire?"
"Your share of the earnings, 250 bits."
>Karls eyes widen and his jaw drops.
>You look at him slightly confused
"Karl... You never earned money before?"
>"Well, Ye-No... I mean I've done these things before but I've never been paid more than 20%"
>You chuckle and pat him on the shoulder
>Poor guy's been shafted by his employer his whole life
"I couldn't have killed that freak without your precise aim Karl, you earned every bit."
>A large confident smile appears on his face
"Now go spend some of those bits and enjoy yourself, there's plenty more work for us to do later."
>Karl hastily waves goodbye and runs off into the town market place, lets hope he keeps some of those bits.
>You turn back to mayor mare
"... Does anyone know about this?"
>She turns to you and speaks in a low serious tone.
>"I took extra precautions to make sure nop0ny finds out, the last thing we need is fear amongst the public."
>Suddenly the sky above begins to darken
>That can only mean one thing.
>Suddenly you hear a p0ny scream as she spots the evil parasites
>"VAAAMMPPIIRREES!"
>P0nies everywhere scream and gallop around frantically barricading every door and window in their homes
>atleast they will be safe. But more importantly out of the way.
>Karl has already returned to you, his hands full of trinkets and wines he was hoping to enjoy.
"Sword."
>Karl whips round and draws the sword from the horses saddle and tosses it to you
>Without looking you instinctively thrust your hand towards the spinning blade and grip the hande perfectly.
>A small smirk appears on your face as the vile creatures begin to take notice that you're the only person left out in the street.
>Shit is about to get real
>The first of the three vampire pegasi fly towards you with what appears to be bat like wings.
>About a meter before she strikes you with her venomous fangs open, you bring the blade up to your shoulder and slash diagonally down to your left
>The bottom half of her jaw comes off as she tumbles into the street. She begins to writhe in pain
>Almost like she's on fire.
>She then burts into flames and burns to a cinder
>You look at karl as he smiles and shakes another bottle of holy water at you
>The clever bastard doused your sword in it.
>The other two let out a blood-curdling cry and descend towards you.
>This time you decide to meet them in the air as you hurtle your blade towards one of them.
>As you take a step to jump the blade cuts straight through the wings of one of the vampires
>She crumples into the ground and lights in flames as the holy water does its job.
>You however are heading towards the third with no weapon
>She grins and extends her fangs fully, but you still have your hands
>You spear tackle her from the sky straight into the ground, paying close attention to where her mouth is.
>You shift backwards and position yourself ontop of her with your fists at the ready
>CRACK! CRACK! BOOM! SMACK!
>Punch after punch after punch and the disformed mess of the vampires head is still in one piece
>You pick her up in her dazed state and drive her head into the well behind you
>A satisfying burst of blood shoots up into the sky as she screams in agony.
>You grab her by the back of the head and lower waist as you throw her towards karl.
>He readies the bottle of holy water in his hand and smashes it right off of her face
>The liquid covers her as she burns and bubbles into a cinder.
>After a few moments of quiet the p0nies begin to re-appear
>They look at you and Karl standing in the middle of p0nyville
>A bloody sword stuck into the ground and three piles of ash around you
>The ponies begin to cheer and stamp their hooves
>You and Karl are being lauded as heroes for saving the town.

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>"b-b-b-b-but Anon! I dont want to go to the everfree forest!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJ_zUX-0AE
>You jump onto the warhorse and give it a strong kick 
"HYAAH"
>The horse charges forth as you ride out of p0nyville with your trusty friar in toe.
>You take a look at the sheet the mayor p0ny gave to you
>Looks like a human, but twisted and tortured, reported to have killed some p0nys in fillydelphia.
>As you travel towards the abominations cave, you look back on your deeds
>You've surrounded your entire life with death and evil
>Just hoping for that one day, when you finally depart the shores of the living-
>Bah.... Enough of this, you've got a monster to kill and a healthy sum of bits to collect.
>Your steed slows down from trotting through the everfree forest to an anxious walk
>You jump down from it and slap its hind leg
"Time to leave old friend."
>The horse rears up and gallops off into the forest. Ready for your next call
>You turn around to face the daunting jaws of the cave which housed this unspeakable monstrosity.
>You draw your sword as you signal to your friar to wait here
"Time to go to work."
>Torch in one hand, blade in the other, you step into the cave.

>The flame of your torch illuminates the cave
>and the satanic symbols it reveals on the walls
>Some ancient languange you don't understand
>They seem to be.... shimmering
>You break vision from them, whatever they are they certainly bode ill for your cause.
>You fill your lungs with air and let this beast know you're here
"Show yourself you abomination! Come here so that I may give you a quick death!"
>The cave slowly begins to shake, in rythm
>one step after another
>boom. boom. boom.
>The giant monstrosity appears before you.
>You are by no means small, but this freak makes you look tiny.
>The sheer mass begins to rumble the very rock you stand upon as it speaks
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT....... HUNTER!?"
"There is only one reason why I would come here, I trust you are not as stupid as the p0nies would have me believe."
>The giant halts for a moment then realises that what you just said was an insult
>He roars and the entire cave begins to shake again
>Time to leave.

>The giant lets out an ear shattering scream as it begins to take chase.
>Its massive footsteps are tearing the damn cave apart.
>You run as fast as your feet can carry you.
>The training Rainbow Dash gave you has saved your life, again.
>As you hurtle towards the mouth of the cave you see that it is bright outside.
>You see your trusty friar Karl ready at the side of the cave with the holy water.
"NOW KARL."
>He throws the bottle with precision as it bounces and smashes off the forehead of the abomination
>It falls to one knee and places a hand infront of its face to steady itself
>You draw your sword and step onto the back of said hand
>You look directly into the eyes of this twisted evil
>And with a battle roar of your own mustering up all of your strength, you drive your blade into his right eye.
>He screams and stumbles backward only to fall and impale himself on one of the sharp stalagmites behind him.
>The disturbing scene is finished with the giant gurgling on his own blood as he lets out his last breath
>You cut off a finger of the creature and signal to Karl to get the horses
"We're leaving."
>As you are about to set off the giant stirrs
>"I... AM... NOT THE ONLY *COUGH* MONSTER... HERE."
>His eyes roll into the back of his head as he really lets out his final breath
>Karl took serious notice of the beasts words
>"What do you think he meant by that?"
"Monsters will say anything to get under your skin and make you regret and feel remorse, the best thing to do is ignore them."

>Karl takes point as you enter town square of ponyville
>Mayor Mare appears before you as Karl ties the horses to the nearest post
>"Oh thank celestia you two have returned! I was worried that beast had..."
"We're fine, and that thing is dead by the way."
>You take the enormous sized index finger from your bag and show it to her
>She repels her head in disgust and as you look at it you see rigor mortis and decay has set in
>The finger is snow white and rigid as rock
>"Well, that beast would hardly let you take one of its digits alive now... Alright, Here's your payment"
>The mare throws 500 bits your way. A hefty sum.
"Karl, get over here."
>"Y-yes sire?"
"Your share of the earnings, 250 bits."
>Karls eyes widen and his jaw drops.
>You look at him slightly confused
"Karl... You never earned money before?"
>"Well, Ye-No... I mean I've done these things before but I've never been paid more than 20%"
>You chuckle and pat him on the shoulder
>Poor guy's been shafted by his employer his whole life
"I couldn't have killed that freak without your precise aim Karl, you earned every bit."
>A large confident smile appears on his face
"Now go spend some of those bits and enjoy yourself, there's plenty more work for us to do later."
>Karl hastily waves goodbye and runs off into the town market place, lets hope he keeps some of those bits.
>You turn back to mayor mare
"... Does anyone know about this?"
>She turns to you and speaks in a low serious tone.
>"I took extra precautions to make sure nop0ny finds out, the last thing we need is fear amongst the public."

>Suddenly the sky above begins to darken
>That can only mean one thing.
>Suddenly you hear a p0ny scream as she spots the evil parasites
>"VAAAMMPPIIRREES!"
>P0nies everywhere scream and gallop around frantically barricading every door and window in their homes
>atleast they will be safe. But more importantly out of the way.
>Karl has already returned to you, his hands full of trinkets and wines he was hoping to enjoy.
"Sword."
>Karl whips round and draws the sword from the horses saddle and tosses it to you
>Without looking you instinctively thrust your hand towards the spinning blade and grip the hande perfectly.
>A small smirk appears on your face as the vile creatures begin to take notice that you're the only person left out in the street.
>Shit is about to get real
>The first of the three vampire pegasi fly towards you with what appears to be bat like wings.
>About a meter before she strikes you with her venomous fangs open, you bring the blade up to your shoulder and slash diagonally down to your left
>The bottom half of her jaw comes off as she tumbles into the street. She begins to writhe in pain
>Almost like she's on fire.
>She then burts into flames and burns to a cinder
>You look at karl as he smiles and shakes another bottle of holy water at you
>The clever bastard doused your sword in it.
>The other two let out a blood-curdling cry and descend towards you.
>This time you decide to meet them in the air as you hurtle your blade towards one of them.
>As you take a step to jump the blade cuts straight through the wings of one of the vampires
>She crumples into the ground and lights in flames as the holy water does its job.
>You however are heading towards the third with no weapon
>She grins and extends her fangs fully, but you still have your hands
>You spear tackle her from the sky straight into the ground, paying close attention to where her mouth is.
>You shift backwards and position yourself ontop of her with your fists at the ready
>CRACK! CRACK! BOOM! SMACK!
>Punch after punch after punch and the disformed mess of the vampires head is still in one piece
>You pick her up in her dazed state and drive her head into the well behind you
>A satisfying burst of blood shoots up into the sky as she screams in agony.
>You grab her by the back of the head and lower waist as you throw her towards karl.
>He readies the bottle of holy water in his hand and smashes it right off of her face
>The liquid covers her as she burns and bubbles into a cinder.
>After a few moments of quiet the p0nies begin to re-appear
>They look at you and Karl standing in the middle of p0nyville
>A bloody sword stuck into the ground and three piles of ash around you
>The ponies begin to cheer and stamp their hooves
>You and Karl are being lauded as heroes for saving the town.

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