- >Be Anon
- >Living in a poorer neighborhood with your mother
- >She recently lost her job so you have to work 2 jobs while attending college
- >The only reason you can afford college is because of a scholarship
- >That wont last long
- >Your dad went missing a few years back
- >You always just assumed he ran away
- >Wake up in the morning, not feeling like P-Diddy
- >Get on 4chan
- >Porn
- >Gore
- >Hate
- >These people are your best friends
- >Your only friends
- >Next thread "lulz we ar anonymouse!"
- >fuck this
- >turn off computer and leave without saying goodbye
- >Get to college
- >all your professors hate you
- >First class
- >Sucks
- >Second
- >even worse
- >So goes your day until lunch
- >Which you spend doing homework
- >This is a paradise compared to what comes after
- >Your next class is philosophy, which wouldn't be that bad if your professor wasn't a psychopath
- >He was actually put in a mental hospital for attempted murder
- >Since the kid he tried to kill was a college student, and most likely the cause of his insanity, they got the bright idea to make him a professor.
- >He seems to give extra attention to you, which means he tries to make your life a living hell every chance he gets
- >Go to class, expect the worst
- >actually not that bad
- >he still stares daggers at you as you leave
- >finish last classes
- >after you leave campus, you see a group of people walking towards you
- >as they get closer, you recognize them
- >these guys like to go around harassing anyone they can
- shit...
- >the big guy in the middle yells, "hey bookworm, how was Mr. Psycho?"
- >they all bust out laughing
- >really? that was the worst joke I've ever heard
- >just keep walking, don't want to catch their autism
- >"hey, im talking to you!"
- >how does this guy even know me?
- >they start walking towards you
- >there's no way out of this, is there?
- >oh well
- >someone pushes you
- >turn around, its the big guy
- >"when I talk, listen to me."
- >assess the situation
- >there are 5 of them, most average size
- >you're in an empty street
- >really?
- >smallest guy steps up and says,"well, you gunna say anything?"
- >here's your chance
- >start walking forward
- "look guys, i don't want to-"
- >you cut short as you lunge forward and punch the little guy in the throat
- >take advantage of the surprise and kick the nearest person in the stomach
- "sorry, Jeff"
- >as he bends over to clutch his stomach he says "what*cough* are you talki-"
- >you cut him off with a kick to the face
- >fuckyeah.jpg
- >turn around to face the next person,
- >only to be stopped with a fist to the face
- ah shit!
- >thrown to the ground
- >kicked in the stomach
- >karmas a bitch
- >everyone joins in
- >you can feel every last kick, they aren't holding back
- >what feels like hours later, they finally stop
- >you open your eyes, there's a puddle of blood in front of your face
- >you look up, big guy's standing in front of you
- >"my names Jacob. don't forget it" he says as he kicks you in the chest
- >the last thing you see is him taking your wallet
- >jokes on him, its empty
- >black out
- >wake up a few hours later
- >feelsbadman.jpg
- >the suns setting, its around 7
- >you where supposed to be at work 2 hours ago
- >get up, look around
- >they left their buddies here
- >they're still out cold
- >search the closest one, he's got $50 on him
- >got luckier with the next guy, he had $100
- >yes, this does mean i'm in the U.S.
- >as you stand back up, you feel a pain in your chest
- >shit
- >feel around, they broke a few of your ribs
- > already late for work, why rush
- >start walking to your job
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