- >"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO LATE I SHOULD FIRE YOUR ASS I DON'T NEED TO PUT UP WITH-"
- >god, does this guy ever shut up?
- >after the fight it took you about 30 minutes to get to your office
- >you probably could have told your boss what happened,
- > except for the fact that he's a massive dick and doesn't care about anything but money
- >"ANON! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"
- "What? Oh, uh, yeah"
- >"THEN GET TO WORK!"
- >as you walk by him, he slaps you on the back
- >fuck,that hurt
- >oh well, you can probably just walk it off
- >eenope
- >as you continue towards your desk, the pain gets worse
- >its almost unbearable now
- >you slow down as you near your desk
- >"Well, what are you waiting for? Work!"
- >he walks over and slaps you on the back again
- "FUCK"
- >you fall to the ground in pain
- >"WHAT THE FUCK ANON? ARE YOU TRYING TO SKIP WORK OR SOMETHING? THAT'S IT, IM DONE WITH YOUR CRAP! YOUR FIRED!"
- >wut
- >you just got fired for being in pain
- >as you're trying to find out what just happened, your boss picks you up and throws you outside
- >fuck fuck fuckity-fuck fuck
- >writhe in pain for the next few minutes
- >as you regain your senses, you stand back up
- >well, look on the bright side. you get to go home early
- >start walking home
- >as you're walking, you look up into the sky
- >living near mountains means sunset lasts for up to an hour
- >it's one of the nice things about living in this town
- >ever since you where a little kid you always enjoyed the sunset
- >living in this town your whole life meant you got a 30- minute sunset every night
- >as you look back down, you notice a broken down old building
- >that used to be 'the toy box' when you where a kid
- >it was one of your favorite places until it shut down
- >the owner of that store was one of the coolest guys you knew
- >he knew how to do everything you ever wanted to do
- >when he told stories, he made it seem like you where right next to the main character
- >he could walk a tightrope like he was crossing the street
- >he could play any instrument you could think of
- >but best of all, he knew how to juggle
- >you were always fascinated with jugglers
- >so fascinated that you asked him if he could teach you
- >it took a while, but you eventually got it down
- >it was one of your favorite things to do
- >a way you could forget about life
- >he only stayed a few years, though. the last thing he said to you was something about not liking to settle down
- >you chuckle to yourself as you finish reminiscing
- >before you know what you're doing, you have 3 rocks in your hand, starting a cascade
- >you keep it going for a while, until your foot hits something
- >it's a step that leads to your old school
- >you never liked that place
- >learning was okay, even fun sometimes
- >it was the teachers
- >you always had a thing with teachers
- >by that you mean they always hated you
- >your peers weren't that bad, you just never liked a lot of them
- >you actually had a group of friends
- >most of them moved away after highschool, though
- >the rest you slowly lost contact with, leaving just you and your buddy Phil
- >both of you are busy most of the time, but you always find time to hang out and drink on Saturdays
- >you pass the hospital next
- >you would go get something done about your ribs, but you don't have enough money
- >its completely dark out now, your house is about a block away
- >it's not the greatest place, but you love it anyway
- >before he started drinking, your dad built this house
- >he was always a great guy, but years of living on almost nothing really got to him
- >around the time you where 15, he started drinking heavily
- >he would come home every night and start yelling at your mom until he fell asleep
- >luckily, he never got too violent
- >now you're at your front door
- >you unlock the door and open it to behold a scene of horror
- >blood, blood everywhere
- >your mom is on the floor, bleeding and dying as a silhouette of a man rises, bloody knife in hand
- >your mind goes blank
- >the moment of pure terror ends and your instincts kick in
- >you run
- >and run
- >as far as you can
- >you run for what seems like days, adrenaline still pumping through your body
- >and finally you stop
- >as the full weight of what just happened comes upon you, you collapse to the ground
- >the adrenaline fades away, and you can feel the full effects of running as hard as you can for that long
- >every second pain pulses through your body
- >you can't take it anymore
- >you vomit
- >it's all over you now
- >you don't care, you just want it to end
- >and so you fall asleep
- >you're in the kitchen cooking something
- >suddenly, the door burst open
- >you look back and see a silhouette of a man
- >he walks in, closes the door and locks it
- >you try to run but he jumps on you and pins you down
- >he then proceeds to beat you
- >as he finishes, he pulls out a knife
- >oh god no, it cant end like this!
- >he stabs, and stabs, and keeps on stabbing
- >blood flies everywhere
- >you can feel yourself dying
- >the door opens as the man stands up
- >you turn to see your son, standing there with a look of horror on his face
- > you try to tell him to run, but nothing comes out
- >everything fades to black
- >you open your eyes
- >it's noon
- >you look around to see where you are
- >you ran into the mountains
- >what are you going to do now? almost everyone you love is dead
- >start to get up
- >something holds you back
- >it's your backpack
- >you forgot you had that
- >take it off, start looking through it
- >feel something hard
- >yup, there it is
- >pull out your pistol
- >you FUCKING IDIOT
- >you could have killed him!
- "well, even if you didn't kill him, there's still someone else."
- >Put the barrel in your mouth
- >wait
- >no
- >if im going to die, I know where it's going to be
- >start walking up the mountain
- >as you continue walking, you reach a forest
- >the path slopes up, and before you know it, you're out of the forest, in front of a cliff
- >look over the edge, it's pretty steep
- >from up here, you have a beautiful view of the area
- >it's a nice day to die
- >you back up, get a running start, and launch off the cliff
- >the wind blowing on your face feels so nice
- >you close your eyes and savor the moment
- >prepare for impact as you land
- >on a mattress
- >wait, a mattress? that shit ain't logical!
- >you open your eyes to see a portal to your world close, and give you a view of a 2-dimensional castle
- that looks like it had crayons shoved up its ass
- >"Good job Twilight Sparkle!" says a womanly voice
- >"So this is what a creature of chaos looks like?" says a lighter voice, probably Twilight Sparkle's
- >creature of chaos? what are they talking about? and what kind of name is Twilight Sparkle?
- >"not exactly, this spell summons a being from another dimension. I don't know if it's a creature of chaos" the womanly voice says
- >another dimension, huh? that must mean they're talking about you
- >"So what are we going to do with it?"
- "How about stop calling me it?" you say as you sit up and turn towards Twilight
- >they both gasp as you turn
- >you see Twilight and your heart skips a beat
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