Pirate quest 1

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[23:32:47] <Kenway> [alrighty]

[23:32:55] <Kenway> [say aye if you're here]

[23:33:00] <Shield> [aye]

[23:33:00] Waughs shivers into the wing, trotting along.

[23:33:01] <GoldenTouch> [arg captain crabs]

[23:33:05] <Waughs> [eye]

[23:33:25] <Kenway> [gold]

[23:33:26] <Kenway> [get out]

[23:33:27] <Kenway> [~]

[23:33:35] <MoonlitGrace> [aye]

[23:33:36] <BlackTalon> [aye]

[23:34:10] <Bluebelle> [ear]

[23:34:14] <Bluebelle> [aye]

[23:34:21] <Kenway> [nose]

[23:34:25] <Kenway> [k I think that's everyone]

[23:34:32] <GoldenTouch> [no seriously]

[23:34:35] <GoldenTouch> [i'm coming]

[23:34:40] <Tawnya> [also, me]

[23:34:41] <GoldenTouch> [if I fall asleep don't blame me]

[23:34:50] <Kenway> [k]

[23:34:53] <Kenway> [but if we fail]

[23:34:58] <Kenway> [you're becoming the sex slave]

[23:35:04] <Tawnya> [just make sure tyo pull out~]

[23:35:07] <GoldenTouch> [I can be anyone they want~]

[23:35:18] <BlackTalon> [

[23:35:26] <BlackTalon> im more likely to survive]

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[23:35:45] <BlackTalon> [or at least be treated nicely]

[23:35:55] <Tawnya> [>treated nicely]

[23:36:13] <BlackTalon> [better than ponys]

[23:36:22] <Tawnya> [maybe]

[23:36:34] <BlackTalon> [yeah maybe]

[23:36:50] Shield pulls the race card

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[23:37:08] <GoldenTouch>  Snow continues walking, wing draped over blue and moon

[23:37:51] MoonlitGrace just vigilantly keeps her head on a swivel as she walked along with Snow and Blue.

[23:37:56] <Kenway> The griffons lead the group down the beach towards where the ship is docked. There seems to be a crowd gathered near the main sails. As the group nears the gangplank, they can see a rope hanging, though the person bound by it is hidden from sight.

[23:38:26] <Kenway> cont

[23:38:32] <BlackTalon> [ken rip in peace]

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[23:40:01] Bluebelle walks along with the pair, looking around nervously

[23:40:39] BlackTalon is still giggling from waugh

[23:40:53] <Kenway> The group is led onto the ship, where they are quickly approached by Blackbeak. "YOU'RE LATE." He grins. "Actually, yer just in time fer the feast, lads!" He points to a few dilapidated tables set out on the deck, some plates spread out with a brownish slop laying on them. The armed griffons force them into their seats, the captain sits at the end.

[23:41:25] <Kenway> "So, what happen'd to ye poor sods to be trapped in this hellhole?"

[23:41:33] <Shield> "ohh slop. Just like mother made"

[23:41:45] <GoldenTouch>  Snow is forced into a seat and looks around "We crashed"

[23:41:56] BlackTalon is sat down, giving the pirate that pushed her in her seat a look.  "Airship crash"

[23:42:02] MoonlitGrace continued to just constantly have her head on a swivel, taking in every little detail she can get. Finally, she said down, still looking around.

[23:42:05] Shield sits and eyes food

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[23:42:52] <Bluebelle> "Something with the sirship's engine."

[23:43:48] <Bluebelle> *air

[23:45:34] <Kenway> The captain nods, picking his beak with his metal claws. "So, I've planned some... entertainment, especially fer me guests." He looks to the crowd. "MOVE YE BOTTOMFEEDERS" As the crowd disperses, the rope's end can be seen, as it branches off into two ends, with Amber and Kenway both standing on stools, bound and gagged. Two ropes drop down from the mast onto the table. "So... here's the game."

[23:45:47] <Kenway> "Ye pull one rope. Just. One."

[23:46:30] BlackTalon fells her face drain of color. The sickness of this makes her jaw drop.

[23:47:00] <Shield> "how long so e have to choose?"

[23:47:12] <GoldenTouch>  Snow sees the two and freaks out internally, if black could drain, it would be draining

[23:47:48] MoonlitGrace looked at the two p0nes just hanging from there. She bit down on her lip, looking at the two for a couple seconds before looking up to see if she could spot any mechanism of sorts.

[23:48:00] <Kenway> "One lives."

[23:48:09] <Kenway> "One dies."

[23:48:14] <Bluebelle> "B-But..."

[23:48:15] <Kenway> "Yer choice."

[23:48:22] <Tex[Sleep]> [/me grabs his popcorn]

[23:48:32] <Shield> "how long so we have to choose?"

[23:48:45] <Shield> do we*

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[23:49:41] <Tawnya> "Huh... that's..."

[23:49:44] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks at blackbeak "A-and how do we know you won't just kill the other...."

[23:50:02] <Shield> "it's a pirate, he's not scum"

[23:50:07] <Waughs> [Shoot, what I miss?]

[23:50:16] MoonlitGrace is still waiting on if she sees any mechanism type thing for the ropes up above

[23:50:20] MoonlitGrace GM pls

[23:50:40] <Tawnya> [PMing Bob]

[23:50:53] <Waughs> [~]

[23:50:53] <Shield> Amber and Kenway both standing on stools, bound and gagged. Two ropes drop down from the mast onto the table.

[23:50:59] <Shield> [we pick who dies]

[23:51:39] <Waughs> [/me TK's~]

[23:51:54] <Waughs> "S-shit... I told you this was nothing but trouble!"

[23:52:30] <Kenway> One of the pirates guarding the group drops his weapon in shock. "I can't do this cap'n, this is just too much." Blackbeard growls and pulls out a pistol, shooting the griffon directly between the eyes. The guard falls.

[23:52:41] <Waughs> [Welp]

[23:53:03] <Waughs> [So... can I use that skill to deal one hp damage to BlackBeard with a Con Artist move?]

[23:53:32] <GoldenTouch>  Snow stares at the guard, the pure fear that this man will kill without any remore or regret

[23:53:36] Shield looks around the room taking note of the number of guards and the captain

[23:53:38] <Kenway> [>trying to intimidate/hustle that guy]

[23:53:40] <Kenway> [nope]

[23:53:41] BlackTalon closes her mouth at this cruel display. Then hears her ears ring as a guard is shot for having a heart. "...This is fucking animalistic"

[23:54:07] Bluebelle stops, looking at the dead griffin.

[23:54:15] MoonlitGrace is wondering what Hot Coffee would do in this situation. She only flinched at the shot, still trying to identify any sort of mechanism along the length of rope suspending the two. Anything Kenway?

[23:54:19] Waughs gulps, shivering "O-one shot to kill... Can't resort to funny business... Shit, how did that thing from that Batman and Joker movie go..."

[23:54:31] <Kenway> The gun falls from the fallen guard's hands and under the table, not being noticed in the commotion.

[23:54:31] <Waughs> [WAIT FUCK NOT FOUR CANNONPREMISE, RETCON]

[23:54:51] <Waughs> "Can't resort to funny business... W-we really have to make a choice..."

[23:55:04] <Shield> [kenway]]

[23:55:09] <Kenway> Ropes hang from the mast. Nothing special.

[23:55:29] Shield looks around the room taking note of the number of guards and the captain

[23:55:35] <MoonlitGrace> [brb]

[23:55:36] Waughs TKs the gun in silence

[23:55:56] Kenway trys to make eye contact with the group, silently urging them to choose the left rope.

[23:56:17] <GoldenTouch>  Snow examines everything looking at kenway, for some reason, he wants the right one....

[23:56:22] Bluebelle eyes where the gun fell, weighing her options. She tries to scooch closer, but notices Waughson. She steps infront of him, blocking the sight of the glowing horn from the captain

[23:56:32] <Waughs> As in, hovers it in inch up, maintaining control without it garnering attention.  He nudges Tawnya "Oy, distract that captain..." He whispers

[23:57:01] <Waughs> [Oh shit, can I use my throw voice thingy to imitate that dead gryphon and throw my voice to his corpse?]

[23:57:15] <GoldenTouch>  Snow notices blue and he clears his throat "Alright...we'll play your game..."

[23:57:30] <BlackTalon> [blue]]

[23:57:37] <BlackTalon> [you cant move]

[23:57:46] <BlackTalon> [we are forced down in our seats]

[23:57:55] <Bluebelle> [we are? huh]

[23:58:03] Tawnya looks horrified at Waughs and mouths "how?!"

[23:58:25] GoldenTouch is distracting him by appeasing to his mind games

[23:58:31] <Kenway> Blackbeak laughs. "Choose, before they both get their necks stretched."

[23:58:33] <BlackTalon> [prostitute him]

[23:58:43] Waughs shrugs, mouthing "Just get him to look away for a sec"

[23:59:27] <Shield> "hey captain"

[23:59:34] <Shield> "How much time do we have?"

[23:59:53] Waughs wraps the gun in his light blue aura, taking note of two distinct directions the gun must move before a clear shot, to the head, would be possible.

[00:00:15] BlackTalon looks down at the gun for a moment, but looks back at the captives\

[00:00:20] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks around and gives a nod to kenway picking up what he's putting down "Well...kenway...i'm sorry to tell you, but I never really liked you, if this goes by votes...I say save amber" he

[00:00:20] Bluebelle thinks of a way to buy time, mulling her options over

[00:00:32] <Kenway> The captain pulls his gun on Shield. "RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW."

[00:00:38] Tawnya leans over to the Pirate Captain "But... how can we choose without knowing more about it!"

[00:00:57] <MoonlitGrace> [back]

[00:01:02] Shield moves closer "you got the guts to do that?"

[00:01:12] <Shield> "you'll have the fire lizzards all over you"

[00:01:25] <Shield> "you'll never see the sun again"

[00:01:33] Waughs silntely decides now's the time.  As the captain points at the pony away from him, he moves the gun in two fell swoops- one out from under the table, and one to the height/angle needed for a clear shot.  Gulping, he prepares the gun, and hopes that he hears a *BANG*

[00:01:57] <Waughs> [/me heartbeat rises]

[00:02:35] Shield falls to the ground and scrambles away hearing the boom pulling [shitting] his knife out

[00:02:40] <Tawnya> "Like... What will happen to the other? I mean, death is rather final, but life isn''t!"

[00:02:48] BlackTalon notices the gun again, and prepares to swim

[00:02:57] <GoldenTouch>  Snow stops montionless hearing the bang, wondering if it waas the captain, or waugh

[00:03:07] <GoldenTouch> [>Guys, give GM time to respond]

[00:03:15] <Waughs> [/me dies for the second time.  Also ^^^^^]

[00:03:28] MoonlitGrace thankfully had her Stave tucked under her wing. She looked over to the spiel that Shield had gotten himself into. Her Stave began glowing under her wing, somehow unnoticable by the others, ready to bring down the Wrath of the Norse down onto some mother bitches.

[00:03:36] <Kenway> The captain falls to the floor at the shot, the guards spring into action.

[00:03:39] <Kenway> Roll for init!

[00:03:44] <GoldenTouch> ~roll 1d10

[00:03:44] <GreenBot> GoldenTouch: 5, Total == 5

[00:03:52] <Shield> ~roll 1d10

[00:03:52] <GreenBot> Shield: 8, Total == 8

[00:03:56] <Tawnya> ~roll 1d10

[00:03:56] <GreenBot> Tawnya: 5, Total == 5

[00:03:59] <Waughs> [Shit nigga, thought you said that tthe captain dies, they all go- nvm]

[00:04:02] <Waughs> ~roll d10

[00:04:02] <GreenBot> Waughs: 3, Total == 3

[00:04:06] <Bluebelle> ~roll d10

[00:04:06] <GreenBot> Bluebelle: 9, Total == 9

[00:04:10] GoldenTouch wonders how everybody could miss the one crucial poin

[00:04:12] <MoonlitGrace> !roll d10

[00:04:14] <Kenway> [exactly]

[00:04:15] <MoonlitGrace> erghswr

[00:04:17] <MoonlitGrace> ~roll d10

[00:04:17] <GreenBot> MoonlitGrace: 4, Total == 4

[00:04:19] <BlackTalon> [can i roll for run]

[00:04:21] GoldenTouch picked it up

[00:04:27] <Waughs> [B-but muh gun moves]

[00:04:34] <BlackTalon> ~roll d10

[00:04:34] <GreenBot> BlackTalon: 1, Total == 1

[00:04:36] <MoonlitGrace> [How many guards?]

[00:04:38] GoldenTouch would like to pose an OOC question to waugh, what does kenway have?

[00:04:40] <BlackTalon> [hue]

[00:04:47] <Kenway> [There was six, one got shot]

[00:04:48] <Kenway> [so give]

[00:04:49] BlackTalon is to stunned

[00:04:51] <Kenway> [>five even]

[00:05:07] <Kenway> [Blue's turn]

[00:05:25] <MoonlitGrace> [GO SIS!]

[00:05:33] Waughs is hyped, let's do this.  Adrenaline coarses through his veins, gripping the gun tightly in his TK aura

[00:05:48] Bluebelle panics, swinging at the closest guard, assumably the one behind her

[00:05:52] <Bluebelle> ~roll d10

[00:05:52] <GreenBot> Bluebelle: 8, Total == 8

[00:06:51] <Kenway> The guard is clocked in the face for 3 hits.

[00:06:59] <Kenway> [Shield]

[00:07:25] Shield goes for the guard/captain [what ever is closer] with his small knife

[00:07:47] <Shield> ~roll 1d10

[00:07:47] <GreenBot> Shield: 1, Total == 1

[00:07:53] <Shield> [why kek]

[00:07:55] <MoonlitGrace> [gg]

[00:07:59] <Shield> [no re]

[00:08:26] <Waughs> [I think I may have jumped the gun on this one]

[00:08:37] <MoonlitGrace> [Naw, you done right.]

[00:08:42] <Shield> [any you called me an idiot]

[00:08:49] <Shield> [i had a sneaky plan]

[00:08:51] <Kenway> Shield trips on the dead guard's body and glances his leg with the blade for 1 hit, idiot.

[00:08:55] <Shield> [but NOOOO]

[00:09:01] <Waughs> [>Gun]

[00:09:03] <MoonlitGrace> [If we continue on this, the other Pirate's may bow down in respect for such a display of force~]

[00:09:10] <Waughs> [I-I was trying to into puns...]

[00:09:25] <GoldenTouch> [uhhh kenway]

[00:09:36] <GoldenTouch> [a nat 1 in femto is them going helples...]

[00:09:38] <Kenway> [wut]

[00:09:42] Waughs gulps "N-no more deaths than the minimum!!"

[00:09:49] <Kenway> [...]

[00:09:52] <Kenway> [oh yeah!]

[00:10:03] <GoldenTouch> [so now you lose 7 hits! and a wound!

[00:10:23] <Shield> [/me has 8 hits]

[00:10:30] <GoldenTouch> [then you lose 8 hits!]

[00:10:35] <Shield> [ok]

[00:10:39] <Shield> [wait]

[00:10:42] <Shield> [can i see sheets]

[00:10:53] <Shield> [Slam, Martial Defender, Guardian]

[00:10:57] <GoldenTouch> [and?]

[00:11:03] <Shield> [one's got to help here]

[00:11:13] <GoldenTouch> [no...not really]

[00:11:18] <Shield> [fuck]

[00:11:29] <MoonlitGrace> [gg Shield.]

[00:11:44] <Kenway> [k]

[00:11:47] <Kenway> [Gold's turn!]

[00:12:20] <MoonlitGrace> [wait, how many guards against us?]

[00:12:25] <GoldenTouch>  Snow tries to slam!

[00:12:28] <GoldenTouch> ~roll 1d10

[00:12:28] <GreenBot> GoldenTouch: 10, Total == 10

[00:12:32] <Kenway> [5]

[00:12:35] <Kenway> [make it 4!]

[00:12:37] <GoldenTouch> [WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM BITCH]

[00:12:40] <MoonlitGrace> [gg other guard]

[00:12:47] <MoonlitGrace> ["LEEEEROOOOOYYYYYY"]

[00:12:51] <GoldenTouch> [Crits on 9+]

[00:12:52] <MoonlitGrace> ["NNNJEEEEEEENKIIIIIINS"]

[00:12:54] <GoldenTouch> [So 6 D]

[00:13:02] <Waughs> "W-wait, no!  Only go for the Captain!"

[00:13:09] <MoonlitGrace> [captains ded, bob]

[00:13:13] <Kenway> Snow COME ON AND SLAMS the guard, knocking him the fuck out!

[00:13:20] <Waughs> "I retcon this and my previous statement!"

[00:13:32] <Kenway> [Tawnya's turn]

[00:13:42] <GoldenTouch> [kenway]

[00:13:46] <Waughs> [Friendly reminder the Space Jam website is still on]

[00:13:51] <Kenway> [wut]

[00:13:52] <GoldenTouch> [May I desribe my slam~]

[00:13:59] <GoldenTouch> [You'll like]

[00:13:59] <MoonlitGrace> [cock slam?]

[00:14:03] Tawnya swoops up to the rafters, disappearing from sight

[00:14:05] <Kenway> [kk]

[00:14:11] <Tawnya> ~roll 1d10+2

[00:14:11] <GreenBot> Tawnya: 9, Total (+ 2) == 11

[00:14:17] <BlackTalon> [you slam deep into the guards rectum]

[00:14:27] <MoonlitGrace> [tilde]

[00:15:23] <GoldenTouch>  Snow shoulders the guard closest to the railing, like he was clearing the deck of a spanish gallion, he shoulder checks him so hard that he knocks him over into the water knocked out. As he slowly drifts to the bottom of the ocean

[00:15:54] <Waughs> "Man, I hate murder..."

[00:16:02] <Kenway> The guard actually floats because pirate physics. The griffon flies up out of sight.

[00:16:14] <Kenway> [Moon Moon]

[00:16:15] <Waughs> [snrk]

[00:16:21] <MoonlitGrace> [pls]

[00:16:25] <MoonlitGrace> [gib sec typan]

[00:17:17] <GoldenTouch> [I tried to describe it like AC4 kicking someone off the ship in a combo~]

[00:18:16] MoonlitGrace quickly drew her Nordic style Stave out from under her wing. She pointed the three-horn symbol'd end at the nearest goddamn Pirate, 'cause this ship isn't the /v/ship. A swirl of intense, white light focused on the tip of it. The now focused energy shot forth from said symbol, casting Wrath. Of the Nords.

[00:18:18] <MoonlitGrace> ~roll d10

[00:18:18] <GreenBot> MoonlitGrace: 4, Total == 4

[00:18:21] <MoonlitGrace> [FFFFFpls]

[00:18:44] MoonlitGrace wants to be as based as last adventure ;-;

[00:19:25] <Kenway> She is not sadly. The guard hits her in the face with the butt of his rifle for 2 hits.

[00:19:39] <Kenway> [BlackTalon]

[00:20:07] BlackTalon grabs the chair she was sitting on and swings at the closest guard

[00:20:12] <BlackTalon> ~roll d10

[00:20:13] <GreenBot> BlackTalon: 10, Total == 10

[00:20:18] <Bluebelle> [OHOHOHOHO]

[00:20:20] <BlackTalon> {HUE]

[00:20:29] <BlackTalon> [NIGHTYNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER]

[00:20:44] <GoldenTouch> [>all these amazing rolls]

[00:20:50] MoonlitGrace did indeed take a rifle but to the face. Said face turned to the left a bit, then turned back, looking dead on at the ground, bearing her qt fangs in a bit of a snarl.

[00:21:03] <Tawnya> [brb, bio]

[00:21:21] <Shield> [yes]

[00:21:25] <Shield> [amazing]

[00:22:16] <Kenway> The guard is smacked in the face with a chair and collapses in a heap on the floor. The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:22:26] <Kenway> What is the party's next move?

[00:22:28] BlackTalon shatters the chair on top of the guards head, knocking him the fuck out

[00:22:37] <Waughs> [Ahem...]

[00:22:38] <BlackTalon> [can i take the musket?]

[00:22:47] <Waughs> [I-I haven't gone yet...]

[00:23:04] <Kenway> [...]

[00:23:06] MoonlitGrace re-gathers herself and scampers on over to the two captee's, doing her best to free both Keeny and Ph-I mean, Amber.

[00:23:09] <Kenway> [oh yeag, you exist]

[00:23:15] <Kenway> [Do whatever!]

[00:23:36] <Shield> [fight over?]

[00:23:39] <GoldenTouch>  Snow runs over to kenny and amber

[00:23:42] <Shield> [i'm not helpless now?]

[00:23:47] <GoldenTouch> [yep]

[00:23:54] Waughs turns the gun sideways, aiming it at one of the guards "Now.  Get out, or you're under *our* command now."

[00:23:58] Shield gets up

[00:24:00] <BlackTalon> [can i pick up the musket?

[00:24:00] <Bluebelle> [does he have his hits back?]

[00:24:03] <MoonlitGrace> [OH SHIT]

[00:24:06] <MoonlitGrace> [SIDEWAYS]

[00:24:08] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:09] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:09] <MoonlitGrace> [THAT'S A KILLSHOT!]

[00:24:09] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:10] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:10] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:11] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:11] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:11] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:11] <GoldenTouch> The other 2 weigh their options and run away screaming.

[00:24:13] <MoonlitGrace> [KILLSHOT!]

[00:24:21] <Bluebelle> [?]

[00:24:26] <Shield> [what?]

[00:24:28] <Kenway> [yes]

[00:24:30] <GoldenTouch> Waughs turns the gun sideways, aiming it at one of the guards

[00:24:33] <Kenway> [but good luck finding ammo]

[00:24:35] <GoldenTouch> >nigga they gone

[00:24:38] <Kenway> [also]

[00:24:42] <Kenway> [you shot the musket already[

[00:24:50] MoonlitGrace is attempting to free Amber and Keeny

[00:24:51] <Kenway> [it takes ~2 minutes to reload]

[00:24:52] <Shield> "someone get the two"

[00:24:55] <Waughs> [Golden, you ignoramus that happens AFTER everyone has a turn]

[00:24:58] Waughs is bluffing

[00:25:04] Waughs uses Con Artist to convince

[00:25:05] <BlackTalon> [no the one from the guard i knocked out]

[00:25:07] <GoldenTouch> [-_-]

[00:25:12] <Waughs> ~roll d10

[00:25:12] <GreenBot> Waughs: 4, Total == 4

[00:25:13] GoldenTouch is not convinced motherfucker

[00:25:22] <Shield> "we're taking this ship to the nearest city"

[00:25:44] <Bluebelle> "Can we pilot it?"

[00:25:45] <Kenway> The winds begin to pick up, the ship rocks dangerously.

[00:26:01] <Waughs> "It's our ship now.  Someone, get Kenny and Amber down!"

[00:26:02] <Kenway> Waughs is talking to the broken chair.

[00:26:10] GoldenTouch did

[00:26:32] <GoldenTouch> [actually moon did too]

[00:26:49] <Waughs> "Ookay, let's see.. Options... options... OhGodIseriouslymurderedacaptain... Oh, thanks Gracie, Snow..."

[00:27:04] MoonlitGrace is still trying to to free the two, what happens GM?

[00:27:13] Bluebelle looks up, panicking"Something's not right... let's take Amber and Kenny and go."

[00:27:50] <Waughs> "B-but... the ship..."

[00:27:54] <Kenway> As the group' works on untiying the ropes, Blacbeak's claw shoots out and grabs Waughs by the throat, knocking the rifle out of his hands. He laughs. "Ye really think so, lad?"

[00:28:01] Shield wants to loot the shit for shield and sword

[00:28:02] <Waughs> "WAUGH!"

[00:28:11] MoonlitGrace turned her noggin back. "Grab what you can guys and lets skeedadder guys!" she said, going back to trying to free the two.

[00:28:12] <Waughs> [Bullshit, shot through head...]

[00:28:17] BlackTalon wants to grab a musket

[00:28:36] <GoldenTouch>  >The captain falls to the floor at the shot,

[00:28:42] <GoldenTouch> >nothing about a headshot

~

[00:29:04] <Waughs> [Ech, alright, guess my aiming failed.]

[00:29:24] <Kenway> Blackbeak... pulls back the feathers on his neck? He's weaing a suit of armor covered in dyed griffon skin, the musket ball completely stopped by it.

[00:29:36] Waughs gasps for help, aiming to TK any sharp object nearby

[00:29:44] Shield is still in that room "LET HIM GO"

[00:29:45] <Waughs> [Okay, that's believable]

[00:29:47] MoonlitGrace got a bit frustrated. "Oh f-" she stopped what she was doing, lass scampered on over to Waughs and the Captain and gave the gryphon fgt a nice, hard, swift bonk on the noggin. Or do I have to roll?

[00:30:03] <Kenway> [yep]

[00:30:08] <MoonlitGrace> ~roll d10

[00:30:08] <GreenBot> MoonlitGrace: 10, Total == 10

[00:30:09] <GoldenTouch>  Snow continues untying kenways knot faster "FUCK THIS" he changes his hoof to gryphon claws and slicing the ropes

[00:30:11] <MoonlitGrace> [EEEEEEEEEE]

[00:30:14] <MoonlitGrace> [TOP BAT]

[00:30:14] <BlackTalon> [HA]

[00:30:14] <GoldenTouch> [/me shakes his head]

[00:30:22] <BlackTalon> [10/10]

[00:30:26] <Shield> [do i roll init or knife?]

[00:30:35] <GoldenTouch> [>Other side, the captain literally watches the batpony scamper up and bonk him]

[00:30:44] <GoldenTouch> [He must be a great captain! very pirate]

[00:30:50] <Kenway> Moon's hoof clangs off the armor, hurting her for 1 hit each.

[00:30:57] <GoldenTouch> [~]

[00:30:57] <MoonlitGrace> [>my Stave]

[00:31:02] <BlackTalon> [...]

[00:31:11] <Bluebelle> "Y-You're kidding me!"

[00:31:16] MoonlitGrace used her Stave, tho...

[00:31:30] MoonlitGrace should've actually mentioned that in the post...

[00:32:15] Waughs has his trusty knife on him!  Provided the crew didn't take it, he wraps it in a TK aura, hoping to jam it inbetween the gryphon's eyes

[00:32:20] Shield goes for knife to face

[00:32:22] <Kenway> Kenway jumps out of his bonds, leaping at the captain and tackling the both off the ship. "GO, SAVE AMBER." He calls.

[00:32:31] <Waughs> [Or that]

[00:32:34] <Kenway> Another wave of pirates shows up onto the deck.

[00:32:46] <GoldenTouch>  Snow slices ambers rope

[00:32:59] GoldenTouch catches the mare and puts her on the ground

[00:33:04] <BlackTalon> [can i loot the unconcious pirate i knocked out]

[00:33:14] <Kenway> The winds blow with a gale force, tossing the ship violently.

[00:33:56] <MoonlitGrace> [Kenny... I've been attempting to free the two before walking on over to the Cap'n and Waughs ;-;]

[00:33:56] <Kenway> The sky turns a sickly green color...

[00:34:08] Bluebelle picks Shield up [if he's still down], running for the exit

[00:34:18] <Shield> [can i roll for knife to the face?]

[00:34:22] <Shield> [nope]

[00:34:33] <MoonlitGrace> [Or unless the cap'n if finally knocked out?]

[00:34:38] <MoonlitGrace> [I have no clue what's gonig on anymore.]

[00:34:45] Waughs runs up to Tawnya, trying to book it to the exit with her

[00:34:55] <Waughs> [Ken and Cap'n tackled off the ship]

[00:35:21] <GoldenTouch>  Snow changes into a gryphon and throws amber on his back before swooping and picking up blue in his paws

[00:35:25] <Shield> [can i run below the deck and loot for shield and sword?]

[00:35:35] <BlackTalon> [can i pls know if i can loot the guard ]

[00:36:16] <Kenway> A pirate looks up in horror. "WATERSPOUT! EVERYONE BELOW BECK!" A huge torrent of water can be seen reaching up into the sky, heading straight towards the ship. The pirates scatter, some jump down the hatch, others jump off the ship.

[00:36:43] <Kenway> What does the party do?

[00:36:58] Shield sees the ship is inking and looks for any of his friens still on board [anyone?]

[00:37:04] <GoldenTouch>  Snow changes into a gryphon and throws amber on his back before swooping and picking up blue in his paws, thats what he does

[00:37:27] <Waughs> "Tawnya, a-are you okay?"

[00:37:33] MoonlitGrace holding onto her Stave still, she nopes the fuck on out of there, trailing behind Snow, Blue and Amber.

[00:37:37] <Tawnya> [back]

[00:37:38] <Kenway> There is a tornado heading straight for the ship.

[00:37:42] <Kenway> Talk l8r.

[00:37:43] <Tawnya> [ehh... what did I miss?]

[00:37:54] BlackTalon loots the guard and takes the musket and ammo, not forgetting the black powder

[00:37:58] <Waughs> [/me shot the cap'n, Ken tackled him off the ship]

[00:37:59] <Tawnya> [>tornado]

[00:38:09] <Tawnya> [oh... ok...]

[00:38:20] <Kenway> [I've been implying a storm will hit for the past 4 days now]

[00:38:27] <Shield> [any of us still on the ship?]

[00:38:34] <MoonlitGrace> [I'

[00:38:42] <MoonlitGrace> ve noped the fuck out of there]

[00:39:02] <Kenway> Black finds nothing, his gun is knocked out of his hands by the rocking ship.

[00:39:17] Shield runs off seeing none of his friends are on the ship

[00:39:21] <BlackTalon> [fuck you GM]

[00:39:26] <Waughs> "We have to get out!"  He sprints on out, he prays with Tawnya

[00:39:43] Mary_ONette [[email protected]] is now known as Delete

[00:39:47] <BlackTalon> [can i roll to find gun?]

[00:39:57] <BlackTalon> [if you answer me mayybe i would know]

[00:40:00] <Shield> [looks like nothing can be looted]

[00:40:01] <GoldenTouch> [sure!]

[00:40:08] <GoldenTouch> [its a dc 20 to find gnu]

[00:40:12] <GoldenTouch> [gun]

[00:40:23] <Waughs> ~roll d20

[00:40:23] <GreenBot> Waughs: 13, Total == 13

[00:40:24] <Shield> [can i roll to find a sword and/or shield]

[00:40:30] <Waughs> [hue]

[00:40:57] <BlackTalon> ~roll d20

[00:40:57] <GreenBot> BlackTalon: 8, Total == 8

[00:41:00] Tawnya rushes out with Waughs

[00:41:01] <Kenway> The tornado strikes the ship, capsizing it. Everyone and everything still on deck sinks to the bottom of the bay.

[00:41:13] Bluebelle was off

[00:41:17] <BlackTalon> [hold on 1  sec]

[00:41:26] <Shield> ~roll d20

[00:41:26] <GreenBot> Shield: 20, Total == 20

[00:41:27] <BlackTalon> [i thought we were on the docks]

[00:41:32] <Tex[Sleep]> [The correct name is water spout]

[00:41:35] <Shield> [for loot b/c no one answered]

[00:41:38] <Tex[Sleep]> [/me runs for the hills of pedantland]

[00:41:43] <GoldenTouch> [guys]

[00:41:49] <GoldenTouch> [You roll 1d10 sillt]

[00:41:53] <GoldenTouch> [reroll]

[00:41:57] <GoldenTouch> [still dc 20]

[00:42:08] <Waughs> [snrk]

[00:42:11] <Shield> [what does that mean?]

[00:42:12] <Tawnya> [ohu~]

[00:42:17] <Bluebelle> [hue[

[00:42:19] <GoldenTouch> [It means you don't get fucking anything]

[00:42:21] <Tawnya> [dc on shield?]

[00:42:27] <Shield> [than just say so]

[00:42:28] <Kenway> The ship is broken in half, one half is blown onto the beach, the other sinks to the bottom of the bay.

[00:42:30] <GoldenTouch> [/me rolls his eyes]

[00:42:33] <Tawnya> [or no loot at all?]

[00:42:36] <GoldenTouch> [Everybody else got the joke]

[00:42:36] <Shield> [dont have us do pointless rolls]

[00:42:49] <GoldenTouch> [I...Bu-...yeah...sorry]

[00:43:02] Bluebelle looks, squinting to try and see Kenway

[00:43:06] <Tawnya> [Shield, pls]

[00:43:10] Shield hopped off not getting a thing

[00:43:46] <BlackTalon> [>No loot]

[00:43:52] <BlackTalon> [/me is mad]

[00:44:00] <Waughs> [PLS]

[00:44:04] <MoonlitGrace> [not everything is about the loot]

[00:44:06] BlackTalon glades down from what reamins of the ship

[00:44:10] <Shield> [moons right]

[00:44:14] <Waughs> [Loot is for people who aren't content with story]

[00:44:18] <Shield> [but just say no loot]

[00:44:32] <GoldenTouch> [that just...]

[00:44:33] <BlackTalon> [it is when you have no weapon :c]

[00:44:35] <GoldenTouch> [I don't even...]

[00:44:40] <Waughs> "W-welp, there goes my First Mateship... O-oh God, Ken!!"

[00:44:41] <GoldenTouch> [/me just walks off]

[00:44:54] <GoldenTouch> [>Having to be told theirs no loot so you won't search for it]

[00:44:57] <Waughs> ^

[00:44:59] <Kenway> The party takes shelter from the storm in the intact half of the ship.

[00:45:21] <Shield> [so we won't waste time asking if we can roll]

[00:45:28] <GoldenTouch> [...]

[00:45:32] <GoldenTouch> [bob?]

[00:45:40] <GoldenTouch> [please explain while I grab an icepop]

[00:46:54] <Kenway> As the storm subsides, the party emerges along with any surviving pirates, no reason to be hostile anymore.

[00:47:00] <Waughs> [Niggas, you should expect loot to be *loot*.  E.G. Rare.  And meaningful.  It happens *with reason*. If the GM doesn't pay attention to it, generally it shouldn't be *asked* for.  A good example would be that gun that fell off the corpse I TK'd, though that was one-time Loot]

[00:47:17] <Kenway> [^]

[00:47:28] <Kenway> [the gun was there for story reasons]

[00:47:50] <Waughs> "So... Are we done killing each other?"

[00:48:08] <BlackTalon> [Just wondering why i cant loot somebody i knocked out]

[00:48:15] <Shield> [so we can only get items for story reasons?]

[00:48:18] <Kenway> [on a violently rocking ship]

[00:48:25] <Kenway> [while a tornado destroys it]

[00:48:26] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks at the pirates as well as his party

[00:48:43] <GoldenTouch> [Welcome to the world of GMing bb]

[00:49:00] <Waughs> [I'll say it one final time.  Stop caring about getting items.]

[00:49:13] <GoldenTouch> [^

[00:49:19] MoonlitGrace sighed slightly, rubbing the back of her neck. "Wellshit..." she mumbled under her breath.

[00:49:23] <Shield> [just trying to figure out this system]

[00:49:32] <Waughs> "K-Ken..."

[00:49:59] <Waughs> "He saved my life, he has to still be.. oh God, that storm was..." He shivers into Tawnya, at a loss

[00:50:02] Bluebelle looks over the pirates, looking for any injured

[00:50:13] <Kenway> The pirates look around. "Guess not mate..." One speaks up, covering a wound on his head with a torn rag.

[00:50:13] <Shield> "we should head back to camp"

[00:50:14] <BlackTalon> [/me is a useless class]

[00:50:19] Tawnya tries to shake some of the water from her coat and feathers "... stupid water..."

[00:50:20] <Bluebelle> "H-Have any of you seen Kenway?"

[00:50:33] <Shield> "nope"

[00:50:55] <GoldenTouch>  Snow nods "We can search the wreckage..."

[00:51:22] BlackTalon looks around the destruction "Well fucking shit..."

[00:51:26] <Kenway> A tattered hat lies amond the broken wood and floatsom. The captain of the Skytanic's hat.

[00:51:37] Bluebelle walks up to the injured pirate, casting Healing Bonds

[00:51:40] <GoldenTouch>  Snow goes over and loots the hat lel

[00:51:47] <Bluebelle> ~roll d10

[00:51:47] <GreenBot> Bluebelle: 1, Total == 1

[00:51:53] <Waughs> [snrk]

[00:51:55] Kenway is proud.

[00:51:57] <Bluebelle> [fuck. I can't cast]

[00:51:59] <Waughs> [>You snap his neck]

[00:52:04] <GoldenTouch> ^^^^^

[00:52:18] <Bluebelle> [wouldn't it backfire on me?]

[00:52:36] <Waughs> [But that would be beautiful IC develepment~

[00:52:52] <Waughs> *Development

[00:53:16] Bluebelle tries Triage instead

[00:53:19] MoonlitGrace sighed slgihtly as she looked down to the ground. "Aaaalright..." she inhaled and looked back up. "Any wounded come to me, and my sister! We may be different but we'll still help you!" she announced to any pirates that were around.

[00:53:23] <Bluebelle> ~roll d10

[00:53:23] <GreenBot> Bluebelle: 3, Total == 3

[00:53:27] <Kenway> You try your best to mend the wound with your magic... a discharge loosening a plank of wood that falls on Blue's head for 1 dmg.

[00:53:43] <Bluebelle> [you've got to be kidding me. I can land hits, but nevver heal?]

[00:53:44] <MoonlitGrace> [pfft]

[00:53:47] Waughs trots up to Snow "Oy... What do you have there?  Is that...  !  He's gotta be here!"

[00:53:52] <Bluebelle> [this is just]

[00:54:05] <MoonlitGrace> [it's k. I bonked my Wrath spell.]

[00:54:30] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks at the hat and puts it on looking around "Yeah..." he changes into a minotaur because fuk kek and rolling for rp and starts moving large chunks of debree

[00:54:34] Tawnya doesn't bother with the hat, just her coat... grumbling as she works to get dry

[00:55:13] Bluebelle sighs, giving up. She goes to look for Kenway, feeling rather useless

[00:55:20] Waughs blinks "Welp... That's a Changeling, alright"

[00:55:30] <Kenway> The crew can spot something in the surf.

[00:55:49] BlackTalon looks around at the disaster, just not doing anything

[00:55:49] <Waughs> "A-ah... C'mon, please bodies... please not dead bodies..."

[00:56:37] Shield helps move stuff

[00:57:14] <GoldenTouch>  Snow goes over to the shape in the surf, the lapping waves running over it

[00:57:19] <Kenway> Moving closer the group can spot... Kenway... and Blackbeak as well, as they wash up onto the beach, too tired to continue their fight.

[00:57:39] <GoldenTouch>  Snow runs over as he makes out the shape

[00:58:06] Bluebelle pulls the captain off of Kenway, looking at the two

[00:58:12] MoonlitGrace guessed no one really wanted her help. Sh-oh shit! She lass scampered on over to Keeny and the Cap'n. "Shitshitshitshityouokay?!" she said to Keeny, 'cause she really doesn't know her name IC yet.

[00:58:14] <GoldenTouch> *Amber runs over esctactic "KENNY!"*

[00:58:37] Waughs runs with Snow, relieved one's alive... and dismayed the other is as well

[00:58:57] <GoldenTouch>  Snow grabs the captain by the scruff of his neck and holds him up easily, being a minotaur is cool yo

[00:59:24] <Kenway> Kenway is bleeding from mutliple claw wounds on his face neck and chest, Blackbeak looks battered as well.

[00:59:34] Shield walks over to the group and sees if the captain is alive

[00:59:59] <Kenway> "Fuck... you..." The captain croaks out.

[01:00:21] Shield drives his knife into his neck

[01:00:24] MoonlitGrace looks over the wounds, then finally points the Symbol'd end of her Stave to Keeeeeeeny. More magic bullshit occured as she OOCly prayed to Kek that her Heal spell will work.

[01:00:29] <Waughs> [Welp]

[01:00:32] <MoonlitGrace> ~roll d10

[01:00:32] <GoldenTouch> [god damnit shield]

[01:00:32] <GreenBot> MoonlitGrace: 9, Total == 9

[01:00:36] <MoonlitGrace> [:D]

[01:00:40] <GoldenTouch> [do you even pay attention to whats going on?]

[01:00:41] <Kenway> Blackbeak is still weaing his fucking armor.

[01:00:50] <Shield> [on his neck?]

[01:00:53] <GoldenTouch> [I'm literally holding him in the air]

[01:00:59] <GoldenTouch> [you cannot jump that fucking high]

[01:01:09] BlackTalon doesnt know what to do and just looks around

[01:01:10] <Shield> [didn't see that sorry]

[01:01:11] <Kenway> [23:29:15] <Kenway> Blackbeak... pulls back the feathers on his neck? He's weaing a suit of armor covered in dyed griffon skin, the musket ball completely stopped by it.

[01:01:29] <Bluebelle> [how does heal work?]

[01:01:42] <Bluebelle> [it's full restore. correct?]

[01:02:04] <Kenway> [for story reasons]

[01:02:05] Tawnya wanders over, all fluffed up from trying to dry herself "So, what do we do with'im?"

[01:02:09] Waughs is nervous "U-Um... I kinda, sorta shot this captain..."

[01:02:11] <Kenway> [it makes him well enough to stand[

[01:02:12] <GoldenTouch>  Snow delivers a powerfull minotaur punch to the captains face hearing him talk

[01:02:21] <MoonlitGrace> [REstores one wound, crit restores 2]

[01:02:28] <Shield> "kill him"

[01:02:29] <Waughs> "...P-Pretty sure, given how pirates go, he'll do all he can to return the favor..."

[01:02:40] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks over at kenny "We let kenny decide what to do with him..."

[01:03:20] <Bluebelle> "We can't kill him. We'd be just as cruel."

[01:03:32] <Shield> "so?"

[01:03:37] <Shield> "he was ready to kill us"

[01:03:45] <Waughs> "Welp, he's stranded here, with us..."

[01:04:00] Kenway groans as he stands, walking over to the captive pirate. Mother always did like me better, Tom. He picks up his hat and puts it on. Leave 'im, he's no danger now.

[01:04:06] <Shield> "he's to dangerous to be kept alive"

[01:04:19] <Waughs> "...What"

[01:04:30] <Bluebelle> "B-Brother? W-Well...s-should I heal him?"

[01:05:09] BlackTalon just walks over and begins pulling pieces of wood into a pile

[01:05:13] Shield looks at kenway "your life and your bitches' life was nothing but a game to him, and you're going to let this continue?"

[01:05:37] <Bluebelle> [>calling his close marefriend a bitch]

[01:05:41] <Waughs> ^^^

[01:05:49] <Waughs> "...What did you just call 'er?"

[01:05:49] <GoldenTouch> [>2013]

[01:05:59] <GoldenTouch> [>not calling her a cunt]

[01:06:09] <GoldenTouch> [casual]

[01:06:27] <Kenway> [>Blackbeak looks at Shield. "That's low man."]

[01:06:41] MoonlitGrace rubbed her nose slightly, d-oh, what's this? Another potential scrap? She readied herself just in case she had to step in the middle of something.

[01:06:46] <Shield> "you bitch, amber what ever her name is"

[01:07:25] Kenway makes a mental note to fuck Shield up after this conversation. He ignores 'im. "Leave the wretch, he's ain' gonna hurt anyone anymore."

[01:07:27] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks between kenway and blackbeak before delivering one last punch as a reminder before dropping the crippling grypon

[01:07:42] <Shield> "you better be right"

[01:08:24] <BlackTalon> ~roll d10

[01:08:24] <GreenBot> BlackTalon: 7, Total == 7

[01:08:34] BlackTalon starts a fire

[01:08:46] <Bluebelle> [why]

[01:09:03] <Waughs> "...I-I haven't lived this long because I'm naive, h-how can you be so sure he won't try to gun me, or you down?"

[01:09:19] <Tawnya> "Well... we should probably deal with him..."

[01:09:30] Kenway takes Blackbeak's overcoat off and puts it on himself. "Sorry mate, but yer ship is mine now." He looks at the wreckage. "Or what's left of it."

[01:09:48] <Tawnya> "Either take him to camp so we can keep an eye on him or kill him and have it be over with..."

[01:10:21] <Kenway> [some heal]

[01:10:24] <Kenway> [not too much]

[01:10:39] <GoldenTouch>  Snow watches kenway take the overcoat off and remembers one other detail, taking his protective armor from him

[01:11:06] Waughs nods with Tawn "Either way, no way in Hell I'm letting this guy out of my sight..."

[01:11:23] <GoldenTouch>  Snow trots over from the defeated captain and trots over to kenway

[01:12:24] BlackTalon walks over to them "So...?"

[01:12:32] Kenway nods at Snow. "Aye lass, I saw yer moves on the ship, good work."

[01:12:37] <MoonlitGrace> [brb]

[01:12:37] <Kenway> >I mean

[01:12:39] <Kenway> >Lad~

[01:13:05] <Bluebelle> "So... what now? Will they bother us again?"

[01:13:16] <GoldenTouch>  Snow nods and gives a slight smile "Well thank you, but I think this" he offers him the armor "Belongs to you now"

[01:14:44] Kenway nods, taking the armor and looks over the unconscious captain. "Nah, he won't be botherin' us 'nymore."

[01:15:13] <Waughs> "...You say that..."

[01:15:28] <Waughs> "But, bad guys with nothing left to live for?"

[01:15:40] <Waughs> "...They focus purely on the one thing left- revenge."

[01:16:04] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks over at him "Why don't we leave him be...if he causes problems...we'll end him, and if we don't the natives will"

[01:16:17] Kenway looks at Waugh. "Are ye askin' me to kill a man while he's down? Me own brother evn'?"

[01:16:28] <Shield> "It's his brother Waugh Kenway takes the call.....this time'"

[01:16:41] <Waughs> "No, but we can't leave him!"

[01:16:42] <MoonlitGrace> [So we're all just waiting for the storm to pass by at this point?]

[01:16:56] <Kenway> [it passed a long time ago]

[01:17:00] <MoonlitGrace> [o]

[01:17:14] <Shield> "The captain isn't a complete idiot"

[01:17:14] BlackTalon has started a fire

[01:17:38] <Shield> "he's now out numbered and out matched"

[01:17:42] Tawnya nuzzles up to Waughs' side and drapes a wing over him for warmth and comfort

[01:17:44] <Shield> "he won't mess with us"

[01:18:01] <BlackTalon> [ugh im dying]

[01:18:05] <BlackTalon> [nite]

[01:18:08] <Tawnya> "Well, it's either killing passively or actively..."

[01:18:12] <Waughs> "That doesn't stop crazed men with nothing left to live for..." He stops, nuzzling Tawny back, incredibly nervous

[01:18:14] <Waughs> [Night]

[01:18:16] <GoldenTouch>  Snow looks around at all the pirates scattered around, still in his intimidating minotaur form "You all on the other hand..."

[01:18:16] <Kenway> [night]

[01:18:18] <GoldenTouch> [night]

[01:18:43] MoonlitGrace looked at the pirates, then to Snow. "Live and let live, I'd say..."

[01:18:47] <Tawnya> "If we leave him, he'll either die or get back to cause ing problems for us"

[01:18:49] <Shield> [night]

[01:18:53] <Tawnya> [night]

[01:19:17] <Tawnya> "Far better to take fate in our own hands, either save him or kill him."

[01:19:23] <MoonlitGrace> [Cheers Black]

[01:19:34] <Shield> "Kenway said he lives, so he lives"

[01:19:37] <Kenway> The survivors look at their fallen captain and the minotaur, sinking back.

[01:20:07] <Kenway> One of them speaks up."I think he's an unendurable prick." The others nod in agreement.

[01:20:27] <Waughs> "He's *not* going to give up, he's gonna do all he can to see to it we don't- See?  Even they agree!"

[01:20:43] <Shield> "you speak ill of your commander?"

[01:20:53] <Waughs> "N-now, kill him or not is one question... B-but we sure as hell can't let him go!"

[01:20:58] <GoldenTouch>  Snow softens his glare "Well then..." he starts BSing "He's not their commander"

[01:21:01] <Shield> "you don't like the way he leads you?"

[01:21:21] <Shield> "than you over throw him and get a new one"

[01:21:34] Shield points to kenway "he looks like a good captain"

[01:21:39] <GoldenTouch>  Snow takes the hat he found on the beach and puts it on Kenways head "He's the new captain"

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[01:22:56] Kenway already has his hat on... He replaces it with Black's hat! "We can repair the ship lads, sail out o' here."

[01:23:22] <GoldenTouch> [wait...]

[01:23:28] <GoldenTouch> [who's hat did I pick up?]

[01:23:37] <Kenway> [then who was phone?]

[01:23:40] <Tex[Sleep]> [ur moms]

[01:23:47] <GoldenTouch> [NOSFORACTU~]

[01:24:07] Kenway gives the hat Snow picked up to Waugh. "Think o' this as yer badge."

[01:24:43] Waughs blinks "B-badge?!?"  The slightly oversized hat looks adorable on the thin stallion

[01:25:14] Bluebelle giggles, looking at the stallion, then back to Kenway "You have the most adorable first mate."

[01:26:16] Tawnya giggles and bumps Waughs with her flank "Oh, capt'n, my capt'n" and nuzzles his neck and whispers "Or should I say first~ mate~"

[01:26:48] MoonlitGrace enters NPC modo, 'cause tired in real.

[01:26:50] Waughs beams, overjoyed, and maybe hopping once with excitement, momentarily forgetting about the unconscious man who almost certainly will try to kill him the first chance he- Ooh, his thoughts get interrupted by a nuzzle, blushing

[01:26:58] Kenway chuckles, looking over the wreckage. "It'll take time, but we can raise the suk'n half and get 'er seaworthy again."

[01:27:00] <GoldenTouch>  Snow watches this and shrinks back into changling form

[01:27:52] <Bluebelle> "Really? That's amazing!"

[01:28:17] <Bluebelle> "Will the crew help, I suppose?" [>inb4 ship is acualy sea munster]

[01:28:23] <MoonlitGrace> [Aaaand ded time for me. Cheers folks.]

[01:28:32] <GoldenTouch> [night]

[01:28:33] <Kenway> [night]

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[01:28:41] <Waughs> "Well, you're mine, too~" He says as he returns the nuzzle "...Course, that means ya gotta protect me!~"

[01:28:50] <Waughs> [At least I said night in main..]

[01:29:06] Kenway turns to the crew. "How about it mates, will ye help us?"

[01:29:31] <Kenway> Some of the crew cheers their enthusiasm, the others quietly agree.

[01:30:09] Tawnya giggles again and happily swishes her tail "Oh, I'll lay my body down for you anytime~"

[01:30:17] <GoldenTouch>  Snow grins "Don't worry kenny, I can always whip them into shape if they don't~" he says encouraging the wrath of the minotaur

[01:30:59] <Waughs> *Tattered, Radical and adorably oversized hat acquired*

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[01:32:49] Kenway nods. One of the crew members speaks up. "We'll take care of 'em for ya, the brig is still intact." He gestures to Blackbeak.

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[01:34:32] <Waughs> "T-thanks... I'm sorry he's your brother, I just... Gah, I wish I didn't try ta shoot him, but... At the time I didn't think I had a choice!"

[01:34:39] <Kenway> As they go to retrieve the captain, he growls and jumps up, using the last of his energy to make a mad dash straight into the jungle.

[01:34:58] Waughs TK attempt "OH HELL NO"

[01:35:03] <Shield> "see problem solved itself"

[01:35:10] <Shield> "natives got him man"

[01:35:39] <Bluebelle> [>tfw I also had pirate scenario in DnD. Griffin got up, made me think of pirate cap'n in DnD, who can't be kiled permanantly. Thought we were dealing with that for a bit]

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[01:35:58] <Waughs> "Yeah, rule number one of surviving!"  He growls "NEVER let someone after yerr head out of your sight!!"

[01:36:43] <Kenway> The griffon dissapears into the jungle.

[01:38:44] <Bluebelle> "Well, he's gone. Can't say that's the right choice."

[01:38:47] <Shield> "problem took care of itself"

[01:39:05] <Shield> "he shows a feather around camp, we kill him"

[01:39:11] Waughs pulls the hat over his face, shivering "O-oh God..."

[01:39:19] Tawnya scowls at Shield

[01:39:57] <Shield> "make faces all you want, he's dead either way"

[01:41:01] Bluebelle looks over at the crew, concerned "You guys will be alright on your own, right? The captain won't be able to hurt you too bad?"

[01:41:40] Tawnya rolls her eyes and nuzzles closer to Waughs "... at least not everyone's a featherbrain..."

[01:41:52] Kenway just shakes his head. "Damn it Tom..." He turns to look at his sunken ship, but not before hooking Shield in the gabber m8. "Don't ye dare call me Amber a bitch."

[01:42:08] <Shield> ""

[01:42:18] <Shield> "fine, idn't mean it like that"

[01:42:21] <GoldenTouch>  Snow watches the punch

[01:42:34] Shield rubs jaw

[01:42:37] <GoldenTouch> *Amber trots up to shield and slaps him across the face afterward*

[01:42:45] <Shield> "She's a lovely mare"

[01:42:58] Bluebelle giggles, trying to surpress it, but failing

[01:43:02] <Shield> [that ic gold?]

[01:43:07] <GoldenTouch>  Amber walks away after slapping him "You too!""

[01:43:08] <GoldenTouch> [yes]

[01:43:26] <Shield> "she sure can suck a dick like a slut tho"

[01:43:31] <Waughs> "H-heh..."  He puts on a bard smile, repositioning his hat on his head, body giving away his facade as he's trembling with nervousness "G-guess ya gotta protect me after all~"

[01:44:40] Bluebelle looks over at Waughs, smiling "I think you'll do fine. You seem like a tough guy!"

[01:45:25] <GoldenTouch>  Amber chuckles at shield not turning around "Please, how would you know, I wouldn't go anywhere near a dick as small as yours"

[01:45:28] <Waughs> "Heh, h-had ta be..."

[01:45:42] <Shield> [amber sucked my dick]

[01:45:43] <Tawnya> "Mmmm... I'll make sure to keep a close watch on you..."

[01:45:53] <GoldenTouch> [wait, IC?]

[01:45:57] <Shield> [yep]

[01:45:58] <GoldenTouch> [well this is awkward]

[01:46:14] <GoldenTouch> [>retcon cuz I didn't know who phoe whored with]

[01:46:24] <Shield> "still tasye my cock when you kiss her?"

[01:46:36] <Bluebelle> [>tayse

[01:46:40] <Bluebelle> [>taze]

[01:46:44] <Kenway> [>taze yer cock]

[01:46:48] <Kenway> [hue]

[01:46:52] <Bluebelle> [hue]

[01:46:53] <Shield> taste*

[01:47:01] <Shield> [also muh fettish]

[01:47:11] <Kenway> [...]

[01:47:14] <Kenway> [god damn]

[01:47:25] <Bluebelle> [OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO]

[01:48:23] <Kenway> [So...]

[01:48:30] <Kenway> [Thanks for coming on PirateQuest #1!]

[01:48:40] <Waughs> [It was fantastic!!]

[01:48:49] <Tawnya> [Thanks for running it!]

[01:49:01] <Shield> [8/10 very good]

[01:49:31] <Kenway> [~]

[01:49:47] <Kenway> [tune in sometime this week or next weekend for the second installment]

[01:49:58] <Kenway> [will the gang restore the ship?]

[01:50:06] <Kenway> [will blackbeak ever return?]

[01:50:13] <Kenway> [will goku defeat the evil buu?]

[01:50:16] <Bluebelle> [I liked it. Reminded me of wonderous piratebro]

[01:50:31] <Shield> [you know]

[01:50:39] <GoldenTouch> [/me 's heart soars like hawk\

[01:50:45] <Shield> [i never saw if goku did beat boo]

[01:50:54] <GoldenTouch> [nope, he lost]

[01:50:57] <Shield> [pink plob guy right?]

[01:51:01] <GoldenTouch> [no]

[01:51:06] <GoldenTouch> [he was the green one]

[01:51:14] <Shield> [well goku died like 40 times]

[01:51:24] <Shield> [that was like pickle or something]

[01:51:26] <GoldenTouch> [that was trying to absorb cyborg 12, 13, and 14]

[01:51:36] <Kenway> [android]

[01:51:38] <Kenway> [not cyborg]

[01:51:48] <GoldenTouch> [i want you to read all my comments]

[01:51:50] <GoldenTouch> [>Buu

[01:51:53] <GoldenTouch> [the green one

[01:51:59] <GoldenTouch> [cyborg

[01:52:08] <Bluebelle> [Didn't the bald sidekick have a boner for one of the androids]

[01:52:22] <Kenway> [that was cell]

[01:52:30] <Kenway> [yeah]

[01:52:31] <GoldenTouch> [Yes, krillin used dragonball to turn android 19 into a real human]

[01:52:35] <Kenway> [krillin banged android 18]

[01:52:42] <GoldenTouch> [>18 or 19?]

[01:52:44] <Shield> [ohh shit i remember]

[01:52:49] <Kenway> [>both?]

[01:52:52] <Shield> [then he had a kid somehow]

[01:52:53] <Kenway> [even though 19 is a dude]

[01:52:55] <GoldenTouch> [threesome?]

[01:53:29] <GoldenTouch> [SHIT]

[01:53:40] <GoldenTouch> [19 is the one that was goku was suposed to die fighting]

[01:53:45] <GoldenTouch> [it was 17 and 18

[01:54:15] <Kenway> The party walks back to their camp. "Sally Brown, she's the girl for me boys..."

[01:54:36] <Bluebelle> >and then...

[01:54:40] <Bluebelle> >ROCKS FALL

[01:54:50] <Kenway> Good end!

[01:55:26] <GoldenTouch>  Snow mumbles as he walks "roll boys roll..."