Title:           Best twitch chat ever
Author:          ThreeCagey
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/QDLEf1US
First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of August 2015 08:20:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of August 2015 08:20:39 PM CDT

Xxswaggerkinsxx: i have to use the bathroom but there is a spider there a big big one
SoopDeNinja: He get's great fps on max settings and I get about 10 -15 fps on lowest settings ;-;
GMFuse: i get low fps on beautiful setting too but lower than that and its fine :)
SoopDeNinja: ;-;
Xxswaggerkinsxx: i cant kill it i think its pregnet
SoopDeNinja: Even more a reason to kill it
Xxswaggerkinsxx: if i kill it all the babies go nuts and fall out of it
SoopDeNinja: Kill it
SoopDeNinja: with fire
GMFuse: Thanks for sharing that ;.;
ZTK211: shoot the spider @Xxswaggerkinsxx
ZTK211: with a flamethrower
SoopDeNinja: Just nuke your house mayn
SoopDeNinja: only way
SoopDeNinja: just do it
SoopDeNinja: yesterday you said tommorrow
SoopDeNinja: so just do it
GMFuse: Nothing is impossible!
SoopDeNinja: so just
SoopDeNinja: DO IT
ZTK211: DO IT
SoopDeNinja: YES YOU CAN
Xxswaggerkinsxx: its just in one spot on a spider web chillen taughting me he has a smug face on dareing me to take a piss
SoopDeNinja: Again
SoopDeNinja: nuke it
SoopDeNinja: only way
SoopDeNinja: just do it
Xxswaggerkinsxx: where can i get a nuke
SoopDeNinja: don't let you dreams be dreams
SoopDeNinja: and just
SoopDeNinja: DO IT
GMFuse: Make one out of stuff
SoopDeNinja: Nothing is impossible
GMFuse: thats what i learned in phusics
IIJ0SH: #Phusics LOL
Xxswaggerkinsxx: i think ill throw stuff at it brb
GMFuse: :3
IIJ0SH: WELCOME BACK TO MIND ***
ZTK211: @Xxswaggerkinsxx rip the stuff you threw, its all the spider's now
SoopDeNinja: Get hairspray
SoopDeNinja: get a lighter
SoopDeNinja: flamethrower
ZTK211: lol
GMFuse: doesnt have to be hair spray
GMFuse: can be a deodorant or something
ZTK211: just chuck a few grenades at it
SoopDeNinja: most people use hairspray though
Xxswaggerkinsxx: OH MY GOD I HIT IT WITH A BOOK AND IT RAN AWAY AND NOW ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR
SoopDeNinja: xD
SoopDeNinja: That book now is the spider's
ZTK211: lol ikr
SoopDeNinja: it'll read it all night long
GMFuse: Should i laugh or cry for this guy? xD
ZTK211: both lol
SoopDeNinja: "Charlotte's Web: Chapter One"
ZTK211: xD
GMFuse: Your tech needs a major redesign xD
IIJ0SH: LOL your tank is so massive its lagging xD
Xxswaggerkinsxx: ok ima attack it with a broom from a distance
ZTK211: dont
SoopDeNinja: No
Xxswaggerkinsxx: too late brb
SoopDeNinja: Never use something it can climb on
ZTK211: unless u want to die dont
ZTK211: Rip @Xxswaggerkinsxx
SoopDeNinja: it'll race down that stick before you can even scream
SoopDeNinja: and you'll be deded
GMFuse: deded...
SoopDeNinja: yup
SoopDeNinja: deded
SoopDeNinja: it's now a word
GMFuse: Killded him would be better
Xxswaggerkinsxx: I HIT IT AND IT RAN TOWARDS ME I RAN INTO MY ROOM AND NOW LOCKED THE DOOR
ZTK211: DOOR WILL NOT STOP IT YOU FOOL
ZTK211: *DOORS
SoopDeNinja: Get yo blanket
SoopDeNinja: and press it agains the door
SoopDeNinja: so it can't get under the door
SoopDeNinja: for long
Xxswaggerkinsxx: alright
ZTK211: IT IS NOW GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN
SoopDeNinja: after a few hours of chewing
GMFuse: No!
SoopDeNinja: you ded
GMFuse: it will lay its eggs in that blanket
ZTK211: DO YOU HAV A WINDOW
ZTK211: IF SO JUMP OUT OF SAID WINDOW
Xxswaggerkinsxx: yeah
SoopDeNinja: JUMP
ZTK211: AND SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSE
SoopDeNinja: ITS THE ONLY WAY
ZTK211: make sure to do a fip
ZTK211: *flip
Xxswaggerkinsxx: i dont want to die i live in a apartment building
SoopDeNinja: You have a sheet?
SoopDeNinja: Parachute.
Xxswaggerkinsxx: yeah
ZTK211: WHAT DO YOU WANT DEATH BY FALL OR DEATH BY SPIDER?
GMFuse: Is this minecraft now?
Xxswaggerkinsxx: i would kill every one else if i jumped oit
Xxswaggerkinsxx: *out
SoopDeNinja: A noble sacrifice
SoopDeNinja: for the death of a single spider
ZTK211: btw how big is the spider?
SoopDeNinja: it's worth it
GMFuse: ~Looks like Slyrim 2/10 - IGN
SoopDeNinja: I'mma copy and paste this chat to mah friend xD
Heeroshima: I am man your techs are sick
ZTK211: i think the spider got him.... he hasnt been responding