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Narrator Files (FR) part 1

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Day Harmony in Equestria
>You are Anon.
>But that isn’t your whole name.
>You’re actually named Harmony Anon [last name expunged].
>Lets start over.
>You are Anon, aka a guy named Harmony.
>You arrived in Equestria today, but its nothing like the show.
>Or it is...
>But it isn’t...
>Only it sorta is, but not really.
>Its, welllll...
Its a TV set!
*mumble* fucking narrator n00b why couldn’t I get Alex, or Fagdude, or what’s his name.. that one guy...
>...Who loves Ushankas?
no, but yeah him too. ah whatever my point is You suck.
>...
>Shut up Anon, this is My story just do your part or I’ll make your run the Rape Warrior obstacle course in a spaghetti and olive oil rainstorm.
You wouldn’t dare.
>Blindfolded.
...
>...
Fine you win.
>Thank you.
>Now where was I? Oh yes.
>You are Harmony.
>Today you finally did it. Harmony made it to Equestria.
What! You said you’d only mention my first name once! Not narrate the whole thing with it.
>... two words. During. Estrus.
*mumble grumble* Fucking Thistle */grumble mumble*
>*smirk*
>You are HARMONY, and you always knew Magic was real, no matter what anyone said.
>You looked around and you see P0nyville.
Look! Theres the Library Tree/house.
>Its bark and leaves being painted by ponies on scaffolding.
And over there Town Hall.
>Clearly a facade of plywood held up by two-by-fours from this angle.
>And look, right by the generator and gaffer’s truck..
Its Carousel Boutique! I am glad I brought magazines of human fashion and an L. L. Bean catalog so Rarity will be able to make me some human clothes for both work and special occasions.
>You spin looking from one obvious piece of set to another before you notice activity around a corner of another street and walk over to see the commotion.
>In the middle of a cluster of cameras, monitors, cables, lights, and the p0nies running them you hear
>”Quiet on the set. And.... ACTION!”
Hey!
>SHhhh! (you dolt, they’re filming, be quiet and whisper if you have to talk)
(Sooorry)
>(You eye roll... then stare at the sky with a look on your face that says “really? you’re whispering the narration?”)
(Hey, isn’t that Sugar Cube Corner? I wonder if they’re filming a commercial for it.)
>(You then stop and think about what you just said.)
(What? Why? What did I say?)
>(And you think about it...)
(All I said was ‘I wonder if they’re filming a commceri- Ooohhhh)
>(There it is.)
(They don’t have TV in Equestria so they must be making a movie.)
>. . . *facepalm*
>Harmony ... They don’t have movies either.
(I though we had to be quiet and whisper)
>... (damnit)
(So if they don’t have TV, or Movies.. what’s going on?)
>(You take another look around and start noticing all the oddities you missed before, Including the bright line of shiny Cast trailers.)
(Th-thistle? What i-is this? This isn’t P-P0nyville.)
(You p-promised to t-take me to Equestria!)
>(I did Harmony)
This isn’t P0nyville...
>P0nyville isn’t real Harmony, My Little P0ny is just a show for Humans.
>You should probably find someplace to hide before you draw attention to yourself.
This Isn’t P0nyville!
>Seriously, Harmony, you need to get ahold of yourself an-
THIS ISN’T P0NYVILLE!
>*sigh*
>You collapse upon the ground clutching your head screaming and crying like a big baby repeating over and over to yourself.
This isn’t P0nyville.
This. Isn’t. P0nyville.
thisisn’tp0nyville.
>You just keep repeating it over and over as you curl up into the fetal postion and begin rocking yourself.
>Meanwhile all activity on the set of My Little P0ny has come to a stop and there are several of the technicolor leotard wearing little horses coming from the Cast trailers as well as other more drab and natural colored crew p0nies coming from all over towards the sound of your earlier scream.
>Oh and look, just perfect, looks like the closest one is a Cast p0ny with dyed pink mane and tail in a yellow leotard with butterflies on the butt.
>She’s stumbling drunkenly and pausing every few steps to take a swig from what looks like a Jack Daniels bottle.
>One of the Big bottles, and its more than half empty.
>Hey Harmony, guess who’s going to find you first? Its
Fucking Fluttershy

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Day Harmony in Equestria
>You are Anon.
>But that isn’t your whole name.
>You’re actually named Harmony Anon [last name expunged].
>Lets start over.
>You are Anon, aka a guy named Harmony.
>You arrived in Equestria today, but its nothing like the show.
>Or it is...
>But it isn’t...
>Only it sorta is, but not really.
>Its, welllll...
Its a TV set!
*mumble* fucking narrator n00b why couldn’t I get Alex, or Fagdude, or what’s his name.. that one guy... 
>...Who loves Ushankas?
no, but yeah him too. ah whatever my point is You suck.
>...
>Shut up Anon, this is My story just do your part or I’ll make your run the Rape Warrior obstacle course in a spaghetti and olive oil rainstorm.
You wouldn’t dare.
>Blindfolded.
...
>...
Fine you win.
>Thank you.
>Now where was I? Oh yes.

>You are Harmony.
>Today you finally did it. Harmony made it to Equestria.
What! You said you’d only mention my first name once! Not narrate the whole thing with it.
>... two words. During. Estrus.
*mumble grumble* Fucking Thistle */grumble mumble*
>*smirk*
>You are HARMONY, and you always knew Magic was real, no matter what anyone said.
>You looked around and you see P0nyville.
Look! Theres the Library Tree/house.
>Its bark and leaves being painted by ponies on scaffolding.
And over there Town Hall.
>Clearly a facade of plywood held up by two-by-fours from this angle.
>And look, right by the generator and gaffer’s truck.. 
Its Carousel Boutique! I am glad I brought magazines of human fashion and an L. L. Bean catalog so Rarity will be able to make me some human clothes for both work and special occasions. 
>You spin looking from one obvious piece of set to another before you notice activity around a corner of another street and walk over to see the commotion.
>In the middle of a cluster of cameras, monitors, cables, lights, and the p0nies running them you hear
>”Quiet on the set. And.... ACTION!”
Hey!
>SHhhh! (you dolt, they’re filming, be quiet and whisper if you have to talk)
(Sooorry)
>(You eye roll... then stare at the sky with a look on your face that says “really? you’re whispering the narration?”)
(Hey, isn’t that Sugar Cube Corner? I wonder if they’re filming a commercial for it.)
>(You then stop and think about what you just said.)
(What? Why? What did I say?)
>(And you think about it...)
(All I said was ‘I wonder if they’re filming a commceri- Ooohhhh)
>(There it is.)
(They don’t have TV in Equestria so they must be making a movie.)
>. . . *facepalm*
>Harmony ... They don’t have movies either.
(I though we had to be quiet and whisper)
>... (damnit)
(So if they don’t have TV, or Movies.. what’s going on?)
>(You take another look around and start noticing all the oddities you missed before, Including the bright line of shiny Cast trailers.)
(Th-thistle? What i-is this? This isn’t P-P0nyville.)
(You p-promised to t-take me to Equestria!)
>(I did Harmony)
This isn’t P0nyville...
>P0nyville isn’t real Harmony, My Little P0ny is just a show for Humans.
>You should probably find someplace to hide before you draw attention to yourself. 
This Isn’t P0nyville!
>Seriously, Harmony, you need to get ahold of yourself an-
THIS ISN’T P0NYVILLE!
>*sigh*
>You collapse upon the ground clutching your head screaming and crying like a big baby repeating over and over to yourself.
This isn’t P0nyville.
This. Isn’t. P0nyville.
thisisn’tp0nyville.
>You just keep repeating it over and over as you curl up into the fetal postion and begin rocking yourself.
>Meanwhile all activity on the set of My Little P0ny has come to a stop and there are several of the technicolor leotard wearing little horses coming from the Cast trailers as well as other more drab and natural colored crew p0nies coming from all over towards the sound of your earlier scream.
>Oh and look, just perfect, looks like the closest one is a Cast p0ny with dyed pink mane and tail in a yellow leotard with butterflies on the butt.
>She’s stumbling drunkenly and pausing every few steps to take a swig from what looks like a Jack Daniels bottle.
>One of the Big bottles, and its more than half empty.
>Hey Harmony, guess who’s going to find you first? Its
Fucking Fluttershy

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