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By: Thistle on Dec 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.75 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. (read this first: http://pastebin.com/RhW0dJEh )
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  3. >day What the heck did I just read in equestria
  4. >you just read the best flutterrape ever
  5. >you're extremely glad you had your phone with you when you came to Equestria
  6. >you have no idea how you still have 4G, especially since you can't call anyone
  7. >your bill is probably going to be huge
  8. > you give no fucks
  9. > right now you are simply glaring at your
  10. whyboner.wtf
  11. >and thinking about Pinkie in a whole new light
  12. >"are anonymous flutterrapes your fetish Anon?"
  13. > you look up to see slutterfly has come through your window
  14. >again
  15. >and there is drool dripping from her lips
  16. > both sets
  17. >again
  18. "No, thats not my fetish. Get out."
  19. >"But Ano-"
  20. > you grab her and throw her out the window
  21. Fucking Fluttershy