Title:           Text Adventure Chapter 73 Log
Author:          Themasters
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of August 2014 10:20:46 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of August 2014 10:20:46 PM CDT

>It was more than a fair price for all the damage done when that stallion attacked you.
[You give the barmaid 1 medium gem.]
“That cover it?”
>She weighs it in her hoof carefully.
>”...Yeah, this is a pretty big chunk. Might even buy us a new table. Just don’t start any more fights, got it?”
“Got it.”
>She finally retreats back to her post as a few other barmaids begin to clean up the wood and glass, and Redheart turns back to you with a relieved look on her face.
>”That was close…”
“...I love you so much right now.”
>Redheart blushes a bit.
>”Ditto, but next time, use your hands to throw, ‘kay?”
>You both laugh a little bit, letting the returning peace sink back into the mood.
>”You’re okay, right?”
“I’m a little winged, but I’ll be fine. Oh, and here.”
[You give Redheart 5 bits.]
>She looks at you incredulously as you give her the gold.
>”What’s this?”
“Well, you schooled me pretty bad, one shot or not.”
>Iron will gives you another pat on the shoulder.
>”This guy’s made of steel, if the fight with the princess tells us anything. Now, you’re so tough, why don’t you try to beat the champion of arm-wrestlin’?”
>Gable beans him in the gut.
>”You still owe me that rematch. Let’s go find another table.”
>”Winner challenges you, Doc!”
>They retreat to one of the vacant table to continue their bets, and at that point Berry and Pinkie catch your attention.
>The Pink waves while chugging another pint-glass of liquor, while Berry falls of off the stool, using her rum flask to steady her self.
>”’Eeey, why didn’t ya jush’... kick him in the nads?”
“Guys never do that to each other. ...You okay?”
>”Oooh, don’t be turnin’ thish around on me, where’ve YOU been, huh!? It’s like been … uh..”
>Pinkie catches her breath from finishing off her glass, now sporting a very goofy smile and muzzle stains.
>”Daysh, totally, we were partying an’ partyiiiin… and w-wow-we were…”
>Berry takes this time to try to blatantly look up under your robe as Pinkie speaks.
>”..Wonderin’ where you were!”
>Redheart looks very worriedly at her two smashed friends.
>”Berry, I expected this of you, but how did you drag our little party pony into this?”
>And you’re just sitting here, laughing internally.
“Pinkie, how many fingers am I holding up?”
>You hold up two.
>Before she can answer, you end up having to pry Berry out from under your robe.
“What are you doing, exactly?”
>”I’m hidin’... from the clothesh monster. Y-you gotta take ‘em off, or they’ll eat you up!”
>Pinkie starts giggling, which quickly turns into loud and mad laughter, and Berry joins in because of it.
>These two are getting some attention drawn now.
>”I think you two have had enough, don’t you think?”
>They didn’t even hear Redheart speaking from their hazy chuckling.
>You see AJ now talking with Spike, the former having just got off the bull with a sack of bits across her back.
>Gable and Iron Will are doing their thing, and Gable seems to be winning this time around.
>It is currently 7:40 P.M.
>What would you like to do?
 
 
 
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>These two being punch-drunk love gives you a devious idea.
>You lean over to your lover and whisper in her ear.
“Hey Red, watch this.”
>You slowly begin to remove your phone as you speak to Pinkie and Berry.
“You know guys, it’s not a party unless we’re dancing.”
>Their laughter subsides and they look at you curiously, half-glazed over.
“How about you two lovely ladies show us some of your dance moves?”
>Pinkie gasps and jumps off of her chair, going over and trying to pick up Berry with her own legs wobbling.
>”C’mon, we gotta dansh, Ber-ber!”
>”Iunnoah..”
>”IT’SH FOR NONNIEEE!~”
>Berry opens her eyes and stands herself up, starting to move her hips in a gyrating fashion.
>”I’ll dansh for you, baby~”
>Pinkie giggles and joins in, and the two begin to shuffle around like two old grandmas that just ate a bunch of hot sauce.
>You hold up your phone and show Red as you pull up the video function, and begin to record the drunken spectacle.
>Red covers her mouth with a hoof, trying her best not to laugh out loud.
>”Ohhhahahaha… You’re not gonna show this to anypony else, right?”
“Where’s the fun in that?”
>Now there’s a little crowd of other tipsy stallions moving their chairs to get a good view of the two rockers, some even throwing some bits at their hooves.
>”Yeeeah, shake it!”
>”Look at those pink flanks, dude!”
>”Where’s my sandwich?”
>Pinkie gets tripped over by her own tail all of a sudden, and hangs onto Berry for balance, both of them cracking up.
>”’Eey Ponkie, didn’t know you were… hangin’ out!”
>They start laughing even more, and Pinkie pulls out another glass of cherry wine from… somewhere.
>”I wanna toast! mm… Toasty frosting…”
>Pinkie starts licking her lips in hunger, and the huge cartoonish tongue laps Berry’s cheek.
>”Whooaa, whoa... you missed, Pinkie.”
>”Huh?”
>Berry suddenly pulls her over and kisses her.
>Holy shit.
>Pinkie’s not stopping.
>Holy shit.
>They’re making out!
>And you’re getting it on video.
>The stallions start going wild, and Redheart actively laughs, losing her sides so much she starts snorting.
>Should you keep shooting the video, or save them from the embarrassment?