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The wonderbolt surprise

By: The_rain_inthemornin on Mar 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.63 KB  |  hits: 234  |  expires: Never
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  1. Day 2,355
  2.  
  3. You awake to find RD curled up in bed, clinging to you, as if she never wants you to leave.
  4. You aren't bothered by the sun today, as you woke up a bit later than usual.
  5. As you get up, RD makes a few movements, but doesn't wake up.
  6. You kiss her on the cheek and get dressed.
  7. You decide to be a gentleman today and make breakfast for both of you.
  8. The lightly wafting aroma of buttered toast is enough to make RD wake up, salivating.
  9. As RD goes into the kitchen, half-awake she is startled by the huge feast you've laid out for both of you.
  10. There are pancakes, muffins,(Derpy taught you a thing or two) waffles, scrolls and bagels, not to mention
  11. a very good and varied selection of drinks.
  12. All of this is enough to make RD head straight to the table at blistering speed.
  13. "Good morning, Hungerbuster." RD quips, not taking her eyes off the feast.
  14. "Good morning, Dashie. Dig in."
  15. That's all it took for RD to begin basically inhaling the food at the speed of light.
  16. Within minuets, everything is gone off the table.
  17. "so I take it you were hungry?"
  18. "You betcha!"
  19.  
  20. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  21. "Hey RD, Wanna go for a walk?"
  22. "Why not?"
  23. The two of you take off through the park, and when you get back, you hear something.
  24. "Is that what I think it is?" You ask.
  25. "Judging by what you think, probably not."
  26. "Oh, I don't know. Why don't you have a look?"
  27. RD sighs, then reluctantly flies up to see the wonderbolts flying overhead.
  28. she is ecstatic.
  29. Unbeknownst to her, you paid soarin to get the group to put on a show for RD.
  30. As RD comes rocketing back down, she is met with quite a sight.
  31. You have in your hand a box. But in that box is What you would describe as an ankle bracelet.
  32. To RD, it's much more.
  33. It's a ring, signed by every member of the wonderbolts, custom made for her hoof size and with her
  34. cuitie mark on it.
  35. RD floats down to the ground, emotions pouring out from her.
  36. "D..did you...?"
  37. "Yes."
  38. In less than a millisecond you are on the ground, RD on top of you sharing a kiss that neither of you
  39. wish to end.
  40. But you both have to breath sometime.
  41. As you finally get up, RD is saying something so fast, you can't comprehend what she is saying.
  42. It sounds like "Ohmygawsohmygawshomygawsh!!!"
  43. she looks at you, tears flowing, and screams "THANK YOU ANON!"
  44. Cue more hugging and you being winded by RD's force.
  45. -----------------------------------------------------------------
  46. All through the morning, RD is almost as hyper as Pinkie Pike, except she can fly.
  47. Fuck she's fast.
  48. RD's stomach growls.
  49. And yours.
  50. "Hungry?"
  51. "Yes!"
  52. You both go to pinkie pies
  53. "SURPRISE!!!"
  54. The whole place is alive amidst a party that you happened to walk into.
  55. RD is blushing so badly.
  56. You have to say it.
  57. "Happy Birthday, Rainbow Dash."
  58. The is a huge applause as RD plants one on you.
  59. It looks like half of Equestria is here!
  60. "What are you waiting for silly? Go get that cake!" Pinkie Pie yells out.
  61. RD is always one step ahead of her.
  62. ---------------------------------------------------------------
  63. Once the party has died down, and only the 'mane'6 remain, all of you full the bursting
  64. and satisfied with how the party, and the day so far has turned out, Pinkie pie decides it's time
  65. for presents. And boy, are there some presents!
  66. RD knows that nothing she gets today can compare to what you've given her.
  67. "LET THE GIFTS FLOW!"
  68. >God damn it Pinkie, that was my line you silly filly.
  69. After the party is over. You and RD leave with a wagon full of presents in tow.
  70. RD is still beaming so much, you'd think she'd at least have lockjaw by now.
  71. "so, how was it Rainbow?"
  72. "The best birthday I've ever had. EVER!"
  73. she puts a lot of emphasis on the ever.
  74. "Do you think it could get better?"
  75. she laughs and says "No."
  76. she is wrong.
  77. When she opens the door, there is a present from AJ.
  78. RD opens it, looking suspicious.
  79. It's a special keg of hard cider.
  80. Very hard, in fact.
  81. As RD reads the label, you know shit going down tonight.
  82. "Applejack family cider, hand-made for Rainbow Dash's birthday."
  83. she keeps reading.
  84. she smiles.
  85. "Uhh, what's the content of the alcohol in that?"
  86. "100%"
  87. AWWW YEEEEEE
  88. Mega bro-hoof.
  89. ------------------------------------------------------------------
  90. There is another present on the floor. It's a crate. It's full of dvd's.
  91. There is everything in there. Romantic, action, comedy, horror, thriller.
  92. RD reads the note attached to the crate.
  93. "From..Anon."
  94. she turns to you, a single tear of joy falls down her cheek.
  95. You grin as you say "shall we get started?"
  96. "Buck yeah!"
  97. You know you are going to regret this in the morning, but you can't find a single Jimmie to rustle.
  98. Not. A. One.
  99. Fin~
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