Celestia and luna

Dear diary,

Nightmares. Again.

Every single night for some 1000-odd years, ever since you lost your mother, a part of you just... snapped.

The nightmares have been the same. Every time you are chasing a moon, always to have it run faster then you.

You can never catch up to it.

Ever.

(don't read the EVER in pinkie pie's voice.)

 

I don't know why it keeps running. Maybe it's afraid. Maybe it's frightened, I don't know.

But I want it to stop running. I want it to STOP!

Alas, I must wake from my slumber and raise the thing which rises all the others under my wing, my command,

my empire.

I must raise the sun for the morning once again, and then tend to my other daily duties.

*Sigh*

 

My daily tasks are far to mundane to be of any mention in my nightly writings, but last week

I got something special. I got to go to Ponyville.

I received and urgent letter from my best student, Twilight Sparkle, telling me there was a 'situation'

that I needed to see.

A thing called a 'Human bean' had accidentally been transported here whilst Twilight misjudged

the accuracy of her teleportation spell.

 

~1 WEEK EARLIER~

-CELESTIA'S P.O.V.-

Twilight is interrupted from talking to spike by a blinding white light outside her library.

"What is it, Twilight?"

T:"You need to see this, Princess!"

T:"I found this thing after I was practicing my teleportation spell.

One of the parameters got thrown off after i got surprised by Spike bringing in new books about sentient

species across Equestria."

"Well I've never heard of such a thing happening before, Twilight. Is it alive?"

T:"Better than that, Princess. It's talking!"

Twilight turns her head away from the princess and hollers upstairs.

T:"ANON, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!"

~In Celestia's mind~

Oh, dear. I hope it's not spike dressed up again.

~

 

 

-ANON'S P.O.V.-

T:"ANON, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!"

"OK!"

You descend the stairs to find the most beautiful creature you have ever seen.

You can literally do nothing but smile, and it's a wide one, at that.

C:"What ARE you?"

"I am, for one, amazed by your beauty, your majesty.

And for two, my name is Anonymous. I am a human being, not a human BEAN as miss Sparkle indicated."

T:"Ah, sorry for that, Princess."

C:"It's quite alright, Twilight."

"So... can anyon-err, p0ny tell me how i got here?"

T:"Err, in short, no."

C:"I, err, that may have been me. I was thinking about bananas again...

Sorry"

"Ah, well....wait. Bananas?, really, Princess?"

C:"Guilty pleasure... in more ways than one"

Princess Celestia laughs in her mind at her own dirty jokes.....

God knows you weren't laughing.

 

 

-TWILIGHT'S P.O.V-

'(Thinking)'

'Did she just....?

No

No way

No bucking way'

Celestia enters Twilight's mind and tells her to be quiet

Twilight is still staring at anon

-

-ANON"S P.O.V-

"What are you staring at Twilight?"

T:Well, I just thought of a possible way to get you home, but it's never worked before."

"How so?"

T:"Everyone who has tried it either got sent to tautarus, or disappeared."

"So, what do I have to do?"

T:"Hold this banana..."

"You ARE kidding, right?"

You turn your attention to the princess.

"Also, Princess, why did you tell your student to be quiet? Seems kinda rude..."

The princess visibly recoils, for it has been a long time since someone was able to read thoughts, let alone

the conversations that take place in one's mind.

C:"Well, my dear anonymous, it seems you are talented. You can read my dear students mind.

But, can you read others ans well as you can my dear twilight's?"

The princess quickly thinks of something to say, when she is interrupted by Anon.

"Princes, you KNOW that would kill me."

Celestia can do nothing but look aghast.

-

~1 WEEK LATER~

-CELESTIA'S P.O.V.-(Writing in the diary)

'Well, as it seems, My sister and I were able to find a home for our unexpected guest, that he, and indeed

the townsfolk of Griffin's Dwell, a small city to the east of Canterlot. A sort of Traders hub, you could

say.'

 

As the Royal messenger raps on the princes' door, she quickly shuts her book and attends the source of the knocking. A worried colt, speaking so fast, even the Princess can't understand what he is saying.

"Slow down, young one. What is wrong?"

R.M.:"Well, your highness, it appears the Griffons aren't happy with your decision to place your 'Guest'

in Griffin's Dwell. At least, not as happy as you suspected them to be. They have placed Anonymous under arrest for unspoken crimes, and apparently plan to execute him soon."