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Day Opposite Day in Equestria

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>Day Opposite Day in Equestira
>You are Anon
>You awake on your basement couch next to a table full empty AppleJack Daniels, A full one, and your Computer with Ponynet Explorer open
>Because who even uses Celestia Chrome, or LunaFox?
>You suddenly feel pain in your head, fucking hangovers
>You try to see what page you were on last when you were on Ponynet.
>Instead you somehow manage to close the browser in an act of total stupidity
Fuck....
> You stand up, grab your remaining AppleJack Daniels and head to your basement bathroom
>You do the holy Triple S, Backwards
>Shower, Shit, Shave
>Why? Because you love the feel of wet toilet paper.
>You walk out of your bathroom holding your AppleJack Daniels
>You turn around as you reach the stairs to assess what the fuck happened in your basement last night
>You see nothing but your table of bottles and what appears to be your wallet with your credit card out next to your computer
>You take a step backwards onto the first step and slip
>You manage to fall up the stairs and onto the first floor of your house
>Because fuck gravity
>You look to your left, you broke your booze
Well there goes breakfast....
>You get to your feet and enter your kitchen
>Before opening your fridge; you admire your signed Doctor Whooves poster
>It's amazing how they had this show back on earth and here
>You start to dig through your fridge
Well lets see here....
Sunny-Cheerilee, A bucket of fries, some Berry-Punch, and Twilight Juice, Awesome!
>You pour a nice tall glass of Sunny-Cheerilee, mix it with some Berry-Punch, and just a dab of Twilight Juice
>You hold the glass abobe your head
>You have just obtained the God Tier Drink: Cheerilight-Punch! When you want to drink it just set it to C and you can enjoy the drink of gods!
>You put the drink down and grab your bucket of fries you bring it to the table and sit down.
>You hear knocking at the door
Why is it everytime I try to have a God Tier breakfast, a God Tier rapist knocks on my door?
>You should really stop talking to yourself
>You open the door getting ready for Yellow Quit to make her move
>"Package for a Mister Anon!"
It was just the mailmare, Derpy
>You sigh with relief as you take the package from her and you close the door
>You don't remember ordering anything
>You open the box to see its contents
>A pie flies out and hits you in the face, you swear you hear a laugh track of little kids
>This is some Disney Channel bullshit right here
>You check the note inside the package and read it aloud
Hey Nonny, if your reading this then i really got you good didn't I?
I hope to prank you again
-PP
>Fucking Pinkie Pie
>She's been doing this shit ever since you got to Equestria, and you know why she does it because she's always helping Fluttershy with her fetish attempts.
>Maybe since they don't seem present today, you should make the first move on them
>You will try to guess their fetish!
>That'll show 'em
1/X
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>You are now Past Fluttershy
>You are with Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner in Pinkie's Confrence room where you and Pinkie have been coming up with fetishes since your hot monkey man arrived in Equestria
>"And that's how we'll finally get Nonny!" Pinkie said with enthusiasm
>You snap out of it and observe the board
>You see several diagrams, all consisting of randomly shitty drawings of your love Anon and what appears to be several pie launchers
>"What do you think Fluttershy?"
>You have had enough of all this fetish guessing
>Anon may be your true love but he doesn't love you back
>maybe it's time to give up
PinkiePie I-I dont wanna do this anymore
>Pinkie stares at you with a look of confusion and drop of anger
>"Whatever do you mean Shy-Shy? We've been working at this forever!"
I-It's just that, well, I feel like no matter what we do, Anon will never love us
>Pinkie sits there for a moment
>Pinkie starts to get a sad look on her face once she realizes what you have said and accepts it
>"Maybe your right Shy-Shy, but I still Live him..."
I do to, but we need to move on
>You walk out of Sugercube Corner and go home.
>When you got home you went onto your couch sobbing
>You will never get Anon to give you the D
>Angel Bunny brings you a bucket of ice cream
>You spend the next few hours eating ice cream and sobbing into a pillow
2/X
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>You are now Present Fluttershy
>You have now eaten 12 tubs of ice cream and there is now an ocean of tears in your house
>You suspect some of the animals might have drowned
>You cry harder
>Suddenly there's a knocking at the door
>Your crying is reduced to sniffles momentarily
Wh-Who is it?
>"It's your favorite human"
>That voice.... it coudn't be...
A-Anon?
>You fly towards the door over the sea of tear-drowned animals
>You open the door to reveal Anon and release the sea of tears and animal bodys to the open world
>"So.. Uh, I was just wondering..."
>God damn your excited
>"Are belly rubs your fetish?"
>Anon gives you the Jazz Hands
>Wait... He's guessing your fetish?!
>fuckyes.jpeg
>He must really, really love you!
>But you must take this calm and collectively
OHMYGODYESYESOHTHANKYOUANONYOUSEXYMONKEYMAN!
>He picks you up, and god damn, your about to cum just because he's actually touching you for once
>He kisses you
>His tounge begins to explore every inch of your mouth
>You moan with delight
>He suddenly stops
>You are panting like a bitch
>Your eyes meet his
>Your mare juices at this point have created a waterfall
>another animal below you drowns
>Anon brings you to a nearby bench away from your animals
>The animals start building boats and rescue ships for the other animals
>They know how fierce a mare juice/tear storm can be
>You sit on Anon's lap
>He starts to feel your flank
>Your juices at this point are coming out at the speed and force of a broken fire hydrant
>He lifts your tail as his other hand makes its way towards your nethers
>He starts to rub your pony-pussy
>You moan
>"You like that don't you?"
>You nod
>He chuckles then shoves two fingers inside you
>You let out a long satisfied moan
>He adds another finger
>You can barley contain yourself
>He pulls all his fingers out and sticks them in is mouth
>"Mmmmmmm, Vanilla with a hint of banana"
>You look up at him
>He sticks his fingers in your mouth
>By Celestia you taste wonderfull
>You can't take it anymore, you hope off the bench and put your flank to the air
T-Take me now Anon
>"Maybe next time Flutters" Anon said as he got up and walked away
>You sat there dumbfounded
>He was teasing you, that prick
>One day he will give you the D
>You continue to think of a plot to rape Anon while you stand up properly and you see him walking away, Laughing
>Fucking Anon

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>Day Opposite Day in Equestira
>You are Anon
>You awake on your basement couch next to a table full empty AppleJack Daniels, A full one, and your Computer with Ponynet Explorer open
>Because who even uses Celestia Chrome, or LunaFox?
>You suddenly feel pain in your head, fucking hangovers
>You try to see what page you were on last when you were on Ponynet.
>Instead you somehow manage to close the browser in an act of total stupidity
Fuck....
> You stand up, grab your remaining AppleJack Daniels and head to your basement bathroom
>You do the holy Triple S, Backwards
>Shower, Shit, Shave
>Why? Because you love the feel of wet toilet paper.
>You walk out of your bathroom holding your AppleJack Daniels
>You turn around as you reach the stairs to assess what the fuck happened in your basement last night
>You see nothing but your table of bottles and what appears to be your wallet with your credit card out next to your computer
>You take a step backwards onto the first step and slip
>You manage to fall up the stairs and onto the first floor of your house
>Because fuck gravity
>You look to your left, you broke your booze
Well there goes breakfast....
>You get to your feet and enter your kitchen
>Before opening your fridge; you admire your signed Doctor Whooves poster
>It's amazing how they had this show back on earth and here
>You start to dig through your fridge
Well lets see here....
Sunny-Cheerilee, A bucket of fries, some Berry-Punch, and Twilight  Juice, Awesome!
>You pour a nice tall glass of Sunny-Cheerilee, mix it with some Berry-Punch, and just a dab of Twilight Juice
>You hold the glass abobe your head
>You have just obtained the God Tier Drink:  Cheerilight-Punch! When you want to drink it just set it to C and you can enjoy the drink of gods!
>You put the drink down and grab your bucket of fries you bring it to the table and sit down.
>You hear knocking at the door
Why is it everytime I try to have a God Tier breakfast, a God Tier rapist knocks on my door?
>You should really stop talking to yourself
>You open the door getting ready for Yellow Quit to make her move
>"Package for a Mister Anon!"
 It was just the mailmare, Derpy
>You sigh with relief as you take the package from her and you close the door
>You don't remember ordering anything
>You open the box to see its contents
>A pie flies out and hits you in the face, you swear you hear a laugh track of little kids
>This is some Disney Channel bullshit right here
>You check the note inside the package and read it aloud
Hey Nonny, if your reading this then i really got you good didn't I?
I hope to prank you again
-PP
>Fucking Pinkie Pie
>She's been doing this shit ever since you got to Equestria, and you know why she does it because she's always helping Fluttershy with her fetish attempts.
>Maybe since they don't seem present today, you should make the first move on them
>You will try to guess their fetish!
>That'll show 'em
1/X
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>You are now Past Fluttershy
>You are with Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner in Pinkie's Confrence room where you and Pinkie have been coming up with fetishes since your hot monkey man arrived in Equestria
>"And that's how we'll finally get Nonny!" Pinkie said with enthusiasm
>You snap out of it and observe the board
>You see several diagrams, all consisting of randomly shitty drawings of your love Anon and what appears to be several pie launchers
>"What do you think Fluttershy?"
>You have had enough of all this fetish guessing
>Anon may be your true love but he doesn't love you back
>maybe it's time to give up
PinkiePie I-I dont wanna do this anymore
>Pinkie stares at you with a look of confusion and drop of anger
>"Whatever do you mean Shy-Shy? We've been working at this forever!"
I-It's just that, well, I feel like no matter what we do, Anon will never love us
>Pinkie sits there for a moment
>Pinkie starts to get a sad look on her face once she realizes what you have said and accepts it
>"Maybe your right Shy-Shy, but I still Live him..."
I do to, but we need to move on
>You walk out of Sugercube Corner and go home.
>When you got home you went onto your couch sobbing
>You will never get Anon to give you the D
>Angel Bunny brings you a bucket of ice cream
>You spend the next few hours eating ice cream and sobbing into a pillow
2/X
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>You are now Present Fluttershy
>You have now eaten 12 tubs of ice cream and there is now an ocean of tears in your house
>You suspect some of the animals might have drowned
>You cry harder
>Suddenly there's a knocking at the door
>Your crying is reduced to sniffles momentarily 
Wh-Who is it?
>"It's your favorite human"
>That voice.... it coudn't be...
A-Anon?
>You fly towards the door over the sea of tear-drowned animals
>You open the door to reveal Anon and release the sea of tears and animal bodys to the open world
>"So.. Uh, I was just wondering..."
>God damn your excited
>"Are belly rubs your fetish?"
>Anon gives you the Jazz Hands
>Wait... He's guessing your fetish?!
>fuckyes.jpeg
>He must really, really love you!
>But you must take this calm and collectively 
OHMYGODYESYESOHTHANKYOUANONYOUSEXYMONKEYMAN!
>He picks you up, and god damn, your about to cum just because he's actually touching you for once
>He kisses you
>His tounge begins to explore every inch of your mouth
>You moan with delight
>He suddenly stops
>You are panting like a bitch
>Your eyes meet his
>Your mare juices at this point have created a waterfall
>another animal below you drowns
>Anon brings you to a nearby bench away from your animals
>The animals start building boats and rescue ships for the other animals
>They know how fierce a mare juice/tear storm can be
>You sit on Anon's lap 
>He starts to feel your flank
>Your juices at this point are coming out at the speed and force of a broken fire hydrant 
>He lifts your tail as his other hand makes its way towards your nethers
>He starts to rub your pony-pussy
>You moan
>"You like that don't you?"
>You nod
>He chuckles then shoves two fingers inside you
>You let out a long satisfied moan
>He adds another finger
>You can barley contain yourself
>He pulls all his fingers out and sticks them in is mouth
>"Mmmmmmm, Vanilla with a hint of banana"
>You look up at him
>He sticks his fingers in your mouth
>By Celestia you taste wonderfull
>You can't take it anymore, you hope off the bench and put your flank to the air
T-Take me now Anon
>"Maybe next time Flutters" Anon said as he got up and walked away
>You sat there dumbfounded
>He was teasing you, that prick
>One day he will give you the D
>You continue to think of a plot to rape Anon while you stand up properly and you see him walking away, Laughing
>Fucking Anon

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