Title:           The Rapezord
Author:          The_Narrator
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/2yv5HPjc
First Edit:      Tuesday 20th of August 2013 09:28:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 20th of August 2013 09:28:39 PM CDT

>You are Anon.
>You were visiting princess Celestia on one of your monthly reviews of Human/P0ny relationships.
>And somehow, when you dropped your wallet, Celestia managed to sit on it and lose it inside her bountiful sun-goddess sized marehood.
>You awkwardly explained the situation to her, which brings you to right now.
>You're elbow deep in Celestia.
>You think you've grabbed onto what feels like your wallet.
>She moans in response when you touch the disc shaped protrusion.
>Nope. Not it.
>Luna, who has been watching this entire thing with glazed eyes and short breaths, pipes up.
>"We think we might have your wallet also, dear Anon!"
"How, Luna?"
>Her spaghetti meter rises by 5 points.
>"We believe it to be magic, perhaps you should check in our rear, for it may have appeared in there.
>Without giving up your search of Celestia's pussy, you lube up your other arm and into Luna's ass it goes.
>With a whinny full of Spaghetti, she orgasms.
>Luna is cum on insertion.
>You still can't find your wallet, and the Princess' seem to enjoy your ministrations way too much...
>In fact, with their strong muscular contractions, you can't get out.
>They've trapped you inside them.
>Now you're stuck as the royal fister
>Luna and Celestia hold court with you inside them, moaning the whole time
>They hold ambassador meetings
>It makes them more popular
>They address the ponies
>The ponies go wild for it, and start clopping on sight
>They're sitting on you while holding day court when suddenly
>The kingdom is invaded by chrysalis again
>You stand up and ready your equine punching gloves
"I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS LONG AGO"
>You punch the crap out of chrysalis
>She gives up
>P0nies everywhere cheer at the heroics of the royal fister.
>Cadence arrives with shining armor
>"We heard Chrysalis is back! We're here to help!"
>They're way too late
>You cunt punt the bitch back to the Crystal Empire
>Or you would have
>If your leg didn't get stuck in there
>"OOOH! Finally! Satisfaction!"
>Shining armor looks very disgruntled
>You hop around on one leg
>Chrysalis has crawled towards you
>"Oh, you have defeated me! As is our custom, you must rut me."
>This is bullshit
>She lies prostate on the floor as you flail around, hopping, trying to get yourself out of cadence
>You hop and stagger, and accidentally end up with your remaining foot in chrysalis
>"Oooh! Yes! I can feel your love!"
>You're directing an emotion at her, but it's not love
>You learn to live as the centerpiece of royal pony poon.
>It's really not as bad as it may look.
>You are essentially the ruler of Equestria now.
>You attend to the royal duties, all the while pleasing the four royal alicorns.
>One day however.
>"OH NO! DISCORD HAS ESCAPED!"
>"WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!" Bleats Luna, in the midst of an orgasm.
>"Never fear! Fluttershy is here!"
>She bursts into the throne room at canterlot castle.
>She races towards your unprotected head
>In midair she turns around, her winking cunt looming ever closer
>You shake your head to no avail.
>The last thing you see is pink and yellow
>And then blackness
>...
>Then the heads up display lights up
>"RAPEZORD ASSEMBLY COMPLETE"
>You take your righteous place as the pilot of the >rapezord
>You stomp out to meet discord
>"HAHAHA! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!"
"We'll see who's laughing when you've tasted JUSTICE!"
>You throw punches at discord
>Each one makes his chest explode in a shower of sparks
>you don't know what's igniting each time
>he's losing the battle though.
>"ENOUGH OF THIS! RITA!"
>Rita Repulsa on the moon starts chanting.
>"MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOOOOOOOOW"
>Her lips don't match her voice.
>It's not awful though.
>Discord grows to an incredible height
>He's also transported to the abandoned warehouse district
>"Oh no! What do we do?"
>"Well you need a tail, darling!"
>Rarity has appeared behind you
>She wants to be the tailzord
>She keeps poking your butt with her horn
"STOP THAT!"
>You swing Luna at her and she gets the point
"We have to summon more power! Ladies! CHANNEL THAT SEX DRIVE!"
The combination of the 4 alicorns magic and orgasms causes the Rapezord to triple in size, rivalling Discord
>You summon the Rapezord sword
>It's a giant dragon dildo
>Discord suddenly looks scared
>"No, NO!"
>You slash at him from about half a mile away
>A diagonal beam of light is drawn in midair and goes speeding towards him.
>Discord explodes in a huge ball of fire, destroying the abandoned warehouse district
>The bloodshed in the inappropriately named abandoned warehouse district killed 5 schools and levelled half a residential zone
>A memorial will be erected to remember the fallen
>It'll take months to recover from the economic damage
>You look at discord's remains
>There's your wallet!
 
GOOD END
 
SEQUEL:http://pastebin.com/QJwSftNf
THREEQUEL:http://pastebin.com/Y5WHYdwH
 
Writers: Alex, Narrator of Flutterrape, Clever Dick
People laughing as we wrote: That one guy, Brave Little Pyro, Picklehead42
Royal Pickler: Picklehead42
Person who keeps asking for a cameo: Jammy