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Red Green Anon (Clop?)

By: The_Narrator on Aug 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.70 KB  |  hits: 31  |  expires: Never
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  1. Part 1
  2.  
  3. >You are Anon.
  4. >And you love duct tape.
  5. >Back on Earth, you made a whole bunch of crazy things with it.
  6. >Some might say it is your fetish.
  7. >Fluttershy knocks on your door today just as you're repairing your blender with duct tape.
  8. >She has been annoying you for weeks, but as you look at the shimmery gray tape, and idea comes to mind.
  9. >An aweful, terrible, wonderful idea.
  10. >You open the door to Fluttershy, and find her ready to guess a fetish.
  11. >You don't give her a chance.
  12. >Ripping out a length of tape, you quickly wrap Fluttershy's hooves in 4 little 'shoes'.
  13. >Her eyes shrink to pinpricks at the odd feeling.
  14. >She tries to remove the tape, panicking and acting like any animal would.
  15. >As she writes and bites and wiggles, you feel yourself getting turned on.
  16. >Your massive boner cannot be contained, and you make yourself a nice duct tape fleshlight.
  17. >You furiously masturbate to the sight of Fluttershy's taped up hooves, letting your semen explode everywhere.
  18. >As you recover from the most intense orgasm in a long time, you quickly make a duct tape bicycle.
  19. >This morning has givin you an idea, and you must capitalize on it.
  20. >With several rolls of tape in hand, you set off on your bicycle, intending to create more erotic sights.
  21.  
  22. >On your way to town, you spot Rainbow Dash flying around, but when she spots your transportation, she quickly flies down and inspects it.
  23. >"Woah Anon, what is this? Did you build it? It's so COOL!"
  24. >You smile at her, not because of her compliments, but because of her wings, which are standing straight up.
  25. >They always seemed to be like that when she was around you, and there was always a smell like skittles that accompanied Rainbow.
  26. >You didn't pay much attention to that though.
  27. >While she fawns over your duct tape bicycle, you quickly pull out a roll and tape her wings together at the tips.
  28. >Rainbow looks at you in wide eyed horror as she tries to flap her wings, without effect.
  29. >You continue to tape her up,  untill her hooves, wings, and muzzle are completely taped.
  30. >You left a hole for her to breath through.
  31. >Rainbow is bucking and rolling and doing her best to remove the offending material from her body, but it's stickiness is such that she cannot.
  32. >Her whinnys and piteous whimpers are so arousing what you feel your boner trying to break out of your pants.
  33. >You whip out your duct tape fleshlight and once again furiously masturbate to the sight of a panicking pony covered in beautiful silver strips.
  34. >After another duct tape induced orgasm, you get back on your bicycle, intent on finding somepony else to play with.
  35.  
  36. >You've decided that you want to try something on a unicorn, but every attempt to approace on so far has been met with resistance of the magical variety.
  37. >This leaves you with only one option.
  38. >The only unicorn who trusts you enough to let you get close.
  39. >Twilight Sparkle.
  40. >Knocking on the door to the treehouse, you walk in to find a happy Twilight reading several books at once.
  41. "Hey Twilight"
  42. >She smiles absently at you, not really paying attention.
  43. >"Hello Anon."
  44. >Since she is distracted, it's easy to walk up beside her.
  45. "Watcha reading?"
  46. >"Oh! I'm comparing the different theories on magi-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
  47. >You wrap her horn tightly in duct tape, and in surprise she drops her books.
  48. >"What did you do what did you do what did you do what did you do?"
  49. >Twlight's eyes cross as she looks up at her horn, and she backs up, trying to get it off.
  50. >She's so panicked she can't even use magic.
  51. >Eventually, since there are walls, she backs into a bookshelf, causing all the books to topple over.
  52. >The purple unicorn goes completely ballistic, trying to put the books back in their place as she simultaneously tries to remove the tape.
  53. >You're once again using your ducttapemancy and the fleshlight you made to get off, as Twilight starts to have a mild stroke.
  54. >As she lies unconcious in her books, you cream all over her with a creepy smile.
  55. "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
  56. >Today was a great day.
  57.  
  58. Part 2
  59.  
  60. >You are Duct Tape Anon.
  61. >And you have just recieved a glorious new kind of duct tape.
  62. >Liquid duct tape in a can.
  63. >There are so many beautiful things to be done with it.
  64. >Right now, you are sneaking up on Ponkie Poo.
  65. >She's happily serving muffins to Derpy.
  66. >You shake the can.
  67. >Plinkie looks at you and you start spraying.
  68. >Shortly afterward, you have covered all of Pinkie in liquid silver.
  69. >Her muzzle and eyes are still free though.
  70. >Pinkie starts to panic as she cannot get out of the duct tape.
  71. >Not even her reality bending powers can get her out of it.
  72. >"Nonyyyy.... Let me outtt..."
  73. >Seeing her shiny silver body writhing on the ground has given you an incredible boner.
  74. >You remove your pants, heedless of the public setting.
  75. >Grabbing Plonko, you press your erection against her belly as you start to kiss her.
  76. >She protests at first, but eventually melts into the kiss.
  77. >You spend the next half hour dry humping her duct tape covered marehood.
  78. >Pinkie gives in the the eroticism of the tape, and orgasms powerfully from the rubbery sensation.
  79. >When you finally cum, it sprays out in torrents, clinging to Pinkie's shiny silver body.
  80. >She giggles at you and grabs a muffin from the counter, wiping your jizz off with it and eating it.
  81. >"That was fun Nony... We should try it again sometime..."
  82. >You Grin at her.
  83. "Anytime Ponko, as long as you don't mind my using the handyman's secret weapon.."
  84. >"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
  85. >You put on your pants and turn to leave...
  86. >Only to see every single mare in ponyville looking at you from in and around Sugarcube corner.
  87. >Most of them are furiously clopping at from the sight they've just witnessed.
  88. >You smile and grab your can of liquid tape.