Title:           Red Green Anon (Clop?)
Author:          The_Narrator
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First Edit:      Tuesday 20th of August 2013 09:27:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 20th of August 2013 09:27:49 PM CDT

Part 1
 
>You are Anon.
>And you love duct tape.
>Back on Earth, you made a whole bunch of crazy things with it.
>Some might say it is your fetish.
>Fluttershy knocks on your door today just as you're repairing your blender with duct tape.
>She has been annoying you for weeks, but as you look at the shimmery gray tape, and idea comes to mind.
>An aweful, terrible, wonderful idea.
>You open the door to Fluttershy, and find her ready to guess a fetish.
>You don't give her a chance.
>Ripping out a length of tape, you quickly wrap Fluttershy's hooves in 4 little 'shoes'.
>Her eyes shrink to pinpricks at the odd feeling.
>She tries to remove the tape, panicking and acting like any animal would.
>As she writes and bites and wiggles, you feel yourself getting turned on.
>Your massive boner cannot be contained, and you make yourself a nice duct tape fleshlight.
>You furiously masturbate to the sight of Fluttershy's taped up hooves, letting your semen explode everywhere.
>As you recover from the most intense orgasm in a long time, you quickly make a duct tape bicycle.
>This morning has givin you an idea, and you must capitalize on it.
>With several rolls of tape in hand, you set off on your bicycle, intending to create more erotic sights.
 
>On your way to town, you spot Rainbow Dash flying around, but when she spots your transportation, she quickly flies down and inspects it.
>"Woah Anon, what is this? Did you build it? It's so COOL!"
>You smile at her, not because of her compliments, but because of her wings, which are standing straight up.
>They always seemed to be like that when she was around you, and there was always a smell like skittles that accompanied Rainbow.
>You didn't pay much attention to that though.
>While she fawns over your duct tape bicycle, you quickly pull out a roll and tape her wings together at the tips.
>Rainbow looks at you in wide eyed horror as she tries to flap her wings, without effect.
>You continue to tape her up,  untill her hooves, wings, and muzzle are completely taped.
>You left a hole for her to breath through.
>Rainbow is bucking and rolling and doing her best to remove the offending material from her body, but it's stickiness is such that she cannot.
>Her whinnys and piteous whimpers are so arousing what you feel your boner trying to break out of your pants.
>You whip out your duct tape fleshlight and once again furiously masturbate to the sight of a panicking pony covered in beautiful silver strips.
>After another duct tape induced orgasm, you get back on your bicycle, intent on finding somepony else to play with.
 
>You've decided that you want to try something on a unicorn, but every attempt to approace on so far has been met with resistance of the magical variety.
>This leaves you with only one option.
>The only unicorn who trusts you enough to let you get close.
>Twilight Sparkle.
>Knocking on the door to the treehouse, you walk in to find a happy Twilight reading several books at once.
"Hey Twilight"
>She smiles absently at you, not really paying attention.
>"Hello Anon."
>Since she is distracted, it's easy to walk up beside her.
"Watcha reading?"
>"Oh! I'm comparing the different theories on magi-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
>You wrap her horn tightly in duct tape, and in surprise she drops her books.
>"What did you do what did you do what did you do what did you do?"
>Twlight's eyes cross as she looks up at her horn, and she backs up, trying to get it off.
>She's so panicked she can't even use magic.
>Eventually, since there are walls, she backs into a bookshelf, causing all the books to topple over.
>The purple unicorn goes completely ballistic, trying to put the books back in their place as she simultaneously tries to remove the tape.
>You're once again using your ducttapemancy and the fleshlight you made to get off, as Twilight starts to have a mild stroke.
>As she lies unconcious in her books, you cream all over her with a creepy smile.
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
>Today was a great day.
 
Part 2
 
>You are Duct Tape Anon.
>And you have just recieved a glorious new kind of duct tape.
>Liquid duct tape in a can.
>There are so many beautiful things to be done with it.
>Right now, you are sneaking up on Ponkie Poo.
>She's happily serving muffins to Derpy.
>You shake the can.
>Plinkie looks at you and you start spraying.
>Shortly afterward, you have covered all of Pinkie in liquid silver.
>Her muzzle and eyes are still free though.
>Pinkie starts to panic as she cannot get out of the duct tape.
>Not even her reality bending powers can get her out of it.
>"Nonyyyy.... Let me outtt..."
>Seeing her shiny silver body writhing on the ground has given you an incredible boner.
>You remove your pants, heedless of the public setting.
>Grabbing Plonko, you press your erection against her belly as you start to kiss her.
>She protests at first, but eventually melts into the kiss.
>You spend the next half hour dry humping her duct tape covered marehood.
>Pinkie gives in the the eroticism of the tape, and orgasms powerfully from the rubbery sensation.
>When you finally cum, it sprays out in torrents, clinging to Pinkie's shiny silver body.
>She giggles at you and grabs a muffin from the counter, wiping your jizz off with it and eating it.
>"That was fun Nony... We should try it again sometime..."
>You Grin at her.
"Anytime Ponko, as long as you don't mind my using the handyman's secret weapon.."
>"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
>You put on your pants and turn to leave...
>Only to see every single mare in ponyville looking at you from in and around Sugarcube corner.
>Most of them are furiously clopping at from the sight they've just witnessed.
>You smile and grab your can of liquid tape.