Title:           AiE: Welcome To the Swarm [Part 20]
Author:          TheUnbr0ny
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First Edit:      Friday 21st of September 2012 09:03:04 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 21st of September 2012 09:03:04 AM CDT

>Poni can’t know your secret.
>If Cheeselegs took it that bad, god knows what this unicorn will do.
 
“Nope. This is as big a shock to me as it is to you.”
 
>Look on her face says she buys it.
>”Oh… If you say so. That’s right! I forgot to give you these yesterday. We recovered them from the rubble.”
>Oh shit.
>Your Zeonizers.
>These might come in handy.
>Well, not as you are now; holes in your legs and what not.
>Still, they’re powerful items.
>Take items and strap to upper legs, oddly thinner than lower legs.
>Run.
>You’ve got to find this Discord fellow and-!
>Now you’re slipping along a soap road.
>You eventually come to a stop.
>There it is.
 
“So you’re Discord I take it?”
 
>It looks over to you.
>”That would be moi. And you’re the one I have to thank for my freedom!”
>You’re confused.
>How the hell is this guy evil?
>”It’s been a while since I last saw you. Or rather, that body. Yes, I can tell you’re not the same king from a thousand years ago. So what are you then, hm?”
 
“Human, formerly. Changeling, now. Just added you to my catalog.”
 
>He grins as you change shape with great effort.
>You have HANDS again!
>Albeit one that of a lion and one that of an eagle.
>You snap your fingers and everything changes back.
>He frowns and snaps his and chaos returns.
>You trade off like this for a while before you eventually give up.
>You decide to ask him a question, returning to your changeling form.
       
“So what exactly did you do to Chrysalis all that time ago?”
 
>”Oh it was HILARIOUS! I…I..”
>He’s holding back laughter.
>”Okay, so you know how you changelings have holes in your legs?”
>He didn’t.
 
“Yes.”
 
>”Well, I….I…”
>Snorting to hold back an outburst.
>He DID.
>You start to snigger as well.
 
“You didn’t-!”
 
>”I TURNED HER INTO CHEESE! Complete with a macaroni crown! You should have seen her face!”
>That’s it, you can’t hate this guy.
>You burst into laughter, your sides aching.
 
“OH MY GOD! THAT’S…That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! No wonder she got so pissy when I called her Cheeselegs!”
 
>You manage to contain your laughter.
>Change into human form, earning a look of interest from Discord.
 
“You know, I don’t see why all these ponies hate you so much! It’s been a ride thorough hell since I’ve gotten here and you managed to get a laugh out of me!”
 
>”I’m so glad you’re more open-minded than those ponies.”
>Here comes Fleshlite Spunkhole and her friends to ruin the fun.
>Discord frowns.
>”Girls, formation!” Purple commands.
>Discord begins to panic, but you step in front of him.
 
“No worries, I got this. IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME!”
 
>There goes the green in the rainbow again.
>The ponies are shocked.
>Confused even.
>Discord on the other hand is grinning ear to ear.
>”Anonymous, I demand you stand aside!” yells the violet pony.
 
“Sorry, not happening. I don’t understand why you hate him so much. Although I will admit that this soap road stuff is annoying, the rest isn’t so bad. Come on, cotton candy clouds? How could you NOT like that? You pastel ponies are out of your damn minds!”
 
>You turn to Discord.
 
“Dude, you know what you should do? INVERT THE WORLD!”
 
>”That’s the best idea I’ve heard all day! Why not give it a try?”
>He snaps fingers.
>Everything is like you’re looking at the world standing on your head.
>Holy shit this is awesome.
>Unfortunately, all is not well.
>Hive mind is in panic.
 
“Okay, okay back to normal please!”
 
>He frowns but complies.
 
“Thank you. You were upsetting the Swarm.”
 
>”Forget about them and join me! With a mind like yours I’m sure we could figure out all sorts of new ways to cause chaos!”
>Your turn to frown.
 
“I’m sorry, but the swarm and Chrysalis come first. If it upsets them, than I can’t go along with it.”
 
>He rolls his eyes.
>”Don’t tell me.”
 
“It’s because…”
 
>”Here it comes.”
 
“I love Chrysalis.”
 
>While the ponies are shocked, Discord just sighs.
>”And here I’d hoped I wouldn’t have to do this to anypony this time around.”
>He taps you on the head.
>Suddenly you feel your mind start to go blank.
>Then, like a computer, it reboots.
>Except now your mindset is different.
>The swarm?
>Fuck them. You’re an individual.
>Chrysalis?
>She’s a total cunt to you unless you’re fucking her, and then you’re just food.
>The ponies?
>HA! What about the ponies?
>You just want to have some fun, no matter the cost!
 
“So, what if we turned all the bodies of water into jello?”
 
>”That’s a brilliant idea!”
>Nearby lake turns into blue jello.
>This is fun.
>Ponies nearby are in a frenzy.
 
“Hold on, hold on. Where  I come from, there’s this thing called the internet. There’s a list of unofficial rules. One’s called Rule 63.”
 
>”I don’t know. I really don’t like rules.”
 
“Oh you’ll LOVE this one. Genderswap.”
 
>”That is the sickest, most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard. I like it.”
>Suddenly, mares across from you are now stallions.
>You feel a weight on your chest that wasn’t there a second ago and your groin feels somewhat… barren.
>Who cares? This is crazy!
>Ponies are freaking the fuck out.
>Oh god this is hilarious.
>You take pleasure in their suffering.
>Realize you’re in your old clothes, changed to fit your new body.
>Wait, if you’re a girl, then that means…
>Oh god.
 
“Us, Cheeselegs, now!”
 
>You nearly choke yourself at the sound of your own feminine voice.
>Discord understands and the two of you reappear next to said Changeling.
>Now sporting the same look you usually do.
>”DISCORD!” she spits at the being next to you. “I knew you had to be behind this.”
>She- he-  notices you.
>”Why are you female?! On that note, why am I male?!”
>You and Discord snigger again.
>“Was this YOUR idea?!”
 
“Maybe…”
 
>”Or maybe it was mine!”
>Many lulz ensue.
>”ENOUGH!” Chrysalis snaps.
 
“Discord, if you would?”
 
>Her eyes widen.
>”No.. OH NO…NONONO-!”
>Too late.
>Now he’s a yellow-orange.
>You break into laughter anew.
>You can’t hold your human form and change back.
>Furious, cheese pony bears fangs.
>Unfortunately for you, you’re on your back.
>Bared fangs turn into dark grin.
>Notice freshly revealed member of now-male cheeseleges.
>You stop laughing.
 
“BACK! BACK NOW!”
 
>”Oh, I don’t know…”
 
“GOD DAMMIT DISCORD!”
 
>”Oh fine.”
>Genders go back to normal.
>Cheese pony still cheesy.
>Stand again.
 
“I’m done being your buffet. Me and my homeboy Discord here are off to turn this world on its head! Let’s get out of here dude.”
>Two of you vanish.