- >Let’s take a break from you and your misguided chaos and return to Cheeselegs.
- >Cheeselegs is still in shock.
- >You just pretty much told her to fuck off.
- >For what might be the first time in her life, she feels emotional pain.
- >She gags at the taste it leaves in her mouth.
- >Confused, she teleports.
- >Enter Ponyville, Chaos Capital of the world.
- >Cheese poni is ignored because of overall fucked up world.
- >Well, until she runs into Twilight Sprinkle and her friends.
- >Purple pone is wary.
- >”Chrysalis! What… happened to you?”
- >Pink one giggles and burst into laughter.
- >”SHE”S MADE OUT OF CHEESE! BWAHAHA!”
- >”Do not antagonize me!” she snaps back.
- >Twilight, the geek of the group, notices the somewhat baffled and pained expression on Cheeselegs’ face.
- >”Something’s off. What is it?”
- >”Those two came in and he just pretty much told me off.” She says, still frustrated. “That isn’t like him at all.”
- >Twilight looks to her friends and back to Chrysalis.
- >”That would be Discord’s fault. Did he look… different?”
- >”Now that you mention it, he was lacking some saturation. Why? What did Discord do to him?!”
- >Her uncomposed response surprises the ponies.
- >”…Before Discord changed him…” Twilight started. “He… said that he lo-!”
- >”I’m aware.” Chrysalis replies.
- >”Oh..”
- >Twatlick Spitoon seems unsure of what to say next, but it doesn’t really matter, as Chrysalis speaks again.
- >”I’m going to find him.”
- >”Then what?” asks Twilight Newmoon.
- >”Then I’m going to give him a piece of my mind.
- >Back to the star of the show, you.
- >Just turned nearby trees into lollipops.
- >Currently gnawing on one.
- >Hear squishing noise.
- >Here comes Cheese Poni.
- “Wagh do gou gant?”
- >You manage to say, the massive candy in your mouth [spoiler]non-sexually[/spoiler]
- >”Your behavior is foalish. Cease this at once! You have a duty to the Swarm!”
- >She’s trying to sound serious, but you don’t care.
- >Remove candy from mouth.
- “Fuck off! I told you I’m done being your chow!”
- >Cheesy Pony can’t take a hint.
- >”What about me?! You said you’d give up a chance to go back to your home for me!”
- >You don’t even bother replying.
- >Cheese pony runs off.
- >You shrug and go back to your candy tree.
- >Breaking from you again.
- >Cheeselegs finally slows down and stops, in full on tears.
- >Ponies approach from behind.
- >”…Queen Chrysalis?” Twilight asks, more curious than concerned.
- >”What do you want?” the Queen snaps.
- >”Are you… alright?”
- >”Of…of course!”
- >It’s clear she’s lying.
- >”We found these lying on the ground.”
- >Chrysalis turns and sees the devices that Twilight holds in her magical grip.
- >The same items that had been on your wrists until you decided to discard them.
- >They’re dull, the glow not present anymore.
- >”Do you know what they are?” asks Twilight.
- >”Yes. They’re the devices he uses to change into that odd outfit. However, they’re dead; the Spirit Emerald that was powering them has become too corrupt to function.”
- >An idea hits her full force.
- >”If we expose it to more Spirit Emerald, perhaps we can repair them.”
- >”An’ then what? What good’re they gonna do US?” comments Applejack.
- >”If we can restore them and get them onto Anon’s wrists, then maybe it will undo the effects of Discord’s power you simpleton!”
- >Chrysalis takes the devices and turns to leave.
- >Purple Unicorn stops her.
- >”We’re coming too.”
- >”Fine.”
- >The group vanishes and reappears in the storage cave.
- >Twilight and Rarity’s jaws hit the floor at the sight.
- >Cheeselegs touches items to a massive chunk of the stone and promptly drops the devices as there’s a magical backlash.
- >When they stop smoking, it’s revealed they’ve changed shape.
- >While one is on a strap, the other has turned into a small rectangular box.
- >Cheeselegs cautiously picks them up and eyes them.
- >”Well, on the bright side, we only have to get one of them on him.”
- >Return to you.
- >You’ve given up on the tree and now you’re resting on the underside of a tree branch because fuck gravity.
- >You yawn and slowly doze off, the horrified screams of ponies music to your tainted ears.
- >Back to Cheeselegs.
- >Sneaks up on you and touches device to left wrist.
- >Bam, time for another reboot.
- >Your color returns again, your t-shirt becoming a vivid green, your shorts staying a dark kahki.
- >Loading…
- >DING!
- >Your break in the connection with Discord causes you to fall on your head.
- “Ow… what happened? Last thing I remember was…”
- >You panic.
- “Where’s Discord?”
- >”You mean you don’t remember anything at all?” asks Cheesepony.
- “No…. What did I miss?”
- >You receive a cheezy slap to the face.
- “What was that for?!”
- >”You said some… bad things” informs Nightlight Spitwad.
- >Oh.
- “Whatever I said, we can talk about it later. Right now I need to stop Discord and rectify my mistakes!”
- >You raise your arms and notice only one device on your wrist.
- >Oh.
- >That’s a problem.
- >Cheese pony hands you a small device.
- >Okay, now you’re getting it.
- >Upgrade.
- >Find Discord.
- >Call that sonnovabitch out.
- “Discord!”
- >He looks to you and frowns.
- >”So they changed you back. Pity.”
- “Oh they did more than that! SHIFT INTO TURBO!”
- >Instead of the overly elaborate motions done in the show, you just stick the key into the slot and turn.
- >New costume, new powers, new anon.
- >Time to kick some ass.
- >Channel power into hands and hit Discord with energy blast.
- >Bastard doesn’t see it coming and gets sent flying back.
- >Soon joined by Purple Tinker and company.
- “You guys ready?”
- >”For what?”
- “To do that thing with the rainbows and the faggotry and the WOOSH!”
- >They grasp what you’re trying to get across and nod.
- >Discord’s back and whoo boy is he pissed off.
- “NOW!”
- >You enter battle with him, fighting like you never knew you could.
- >Ass beating engaged.
- >After giving him the old beat down, you jump back.
- >Time for the fireworks.
- >Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle motherfucker.
- >Discord is turned to stone again.
- >You aren’t satisfied with that.
- >You charge another blast of magic.
- >”Wait, Anon, what are you-!” starts Turnedon Noscope.
- >Statue is now rubble.
- “No more chances.”
- >Rainbows turn the world back to normal.
- >Gayest way to save the world ever.
- >Day is saved, you got new powers, things are looking up except for one thing.
- >Cheeselegs.
- >She’s avoiding your gaze.
- >What do, Anon?
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AiE: Welcome To the Swarm [Part 21]
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