- >You sigh.
- >You got yourself into this one.
- “I need to go back. Fulfill my duty, even though I don't know how to do it yet.”
- >You attempt to fly using your wings.
- >Nope.avi
- >That's a problem.
- >White horsie steps forward.
- >”Very well. I'll send you back to the wastelands.”
- >Oh god here it comes.
- >Weightlessness as you feel yourself being ripped into atoms and reformed back where you started your crazy adventure.
- >Something tells you where to go, however.
- >Like a sixth sense.
- >As you walk across the wasteland, you think about how to make an entrance.
- >And how the hell you'll explain this.
- >And what you'll do if you're forced to “fix the problem” as soon as you return.
- >Oh what the fuck have you gotten yourself into this time, Anon?
- >You find the familiar hole in the ground.
- >Hang on.
- >If a normal changeling can turn into you, why can't YOU turn into you?
- >You try, but no go; you need to be able to see the thing you're turning into.
- >It hits you.
- >Your wallet has your driver's license.
- >Wallet is in cave.
- >Fuck your life.
- >Attempt to be ninja.
- >Nope.avi.
- >Who else would you run into but Chrysalis.
- >She has a bewildered look on her face.
- >She slowly circles you, staring you down.
- >You feel violated.
- “This will take some explaining. I'm going to do it very slowly.”
- >The voice is yours, surprising the Queen.
- “So we tried to use some kind of evil magic to bring the king back by sacrificing Celestia. It needed a compatible soul. Unfortunately for me, she wasn't compatible. I was.”
- >You don't like that look in her eye.
- >Normally you would, but not in this case.
- “First of all, I-!”
- >She shoves her hoof in your mouth.
- >Suddenly the raw emotion hits you.
- >Lust.
- >Dammit.
- >”Shut up and follow me. You have a job to do.”
- >The thought of procreating with a bug is something that sends chills down your spine.
- >You attempt to voice protest, but her hoof muffles your words.
- >She lets out an exasperated sigh.
- >”What?”
- >She removes her hoof.
- “I said there's no way in hell that I'd fuck you even if I knew how it worked! It's disgusting enough being stuck like this, let alone getting raped by some insane bitch of a Queen!”
- >You stand your ground.
- >Unfortunately, this doesn't go too well, as she simply picks you up with telekinesis and drags you off.
- >For once, the word fuck is a bad one to use.
- >You gonna get raped.

