Title:           A Prequel of Sorts
Author:          TheScooter
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First Edit:      Thursday 29th of March 2012 09:18:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of March 2012 09:18:47 AM CDT

>Holy balls you hurt.
>It’s ok, just lay here for a little bit. Open your eyes when You’re nice and ready.
>Oh shit, there’s something coming.
>You manage to peel your eyes open.
>How did you get in the forest? What happened?
>You manage to get to an unsteady standing position thanks to a tree.
>Thank you kind tree.
>Shit, the noise is getting closer... Wait, is that humming? Oh thank goodness, it’s gotta a person.
>You try to call for help, but all you can manage is an unintelligible grunt.
>You hear whoever was humming screech.
>Good jab, you must have scared her off....
>”He... hello?” A soft voice calls out.
>You try to call out again before collapsing.
>Weeellllllllll shit. She probably thinks you’re a bear or something and ran off.
>”Oh my!” You hear. Hope restoring. “You poor thing.... what... what are you?”
>Oh man, you’re so fucked up she can’t even recognize what you are
>You turn your head and open your eyes with your remaining strength.
>That..... that’s a yellow and pink p0ny with hair....
>Well dude, you’re obviously more messed up than we thought. Mind if I shut off for a bit?
>Yeah brain, that’s probably for the best.
>You promptly pass out.
 
>Hard reset completed, Would you like to activate in safe mode?
>What are you talking about brain? Just bring me around.
>You slowly open your eyes. It appears you’re in a very rustic cottage.
>Hey, you’re all bandaged, that’s cool.
>Oh yeah, that nice p0ny must have helped you.
>Wait, p0ny? that’s not right.
>I told you to start in safe mode.
>Not now brain.
>You try to sit up and let out a grunt of pain.
>You hear movement from downstairs. Your savior must have been alerted by your noises.
>Oh good, now you can thank them and.....
>Yellow p0ny....
>Pink hair....
>Wings.....
>You two stare at eachother for a second before you scream and roll out of bed and hit the floor painfully.
>”It’s ok... I won’t hurt you.” Hory sheet it talks!
>You peek over the bed that is now your only cover between this marshmallow thing and you.
>”Don’t worry,” She coos in an utterly adorable and soft voice. She moves closer to you. You don’t move. She’s much smaller than you, “I won’t hurt you, please don’t run.”
>You slowly get to your feet. “O.... ok.”
>What just happened? She screamed and is now hiding from you.
 
>”You... you.... you can talk?” She says in a shuddering voice.
>That makes you laugh. “I actually thought the same about you.”
>Ow, laughing hurts. You lay back down on the bed. “What happened? Who... what are you?”
>She comes back in and makes sure your bandages are secure and you’re not bleeding again.
>”My name’s Fluttershy and I’m a Pegasus p0ny.”
>You understand the individual words, but combined they make no sense to you.
>”As for what happened,” She continues, “I don’t really know. I just found you hurt in the woods.”
>”So you just dragged back a strange creature all because it was hurt? ….I’m Anon by the way.’ You say as you watch her hooves check you over.
>She tilts her head in confusion. “Of course. You needed help.”
>Wow.
>You reach up and take her hoof in your hand.
>She ‘eeps’ adorably, but doesn’t pull away.
>You give her a smile that puts her at ease. “Thank you.”
>She blushes and smiles. She’s just the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.
>”So um..” she starts, “What kind of animal ARE you?”
>Hmmm. “I’m not an animal.”
>Uh yes, technically you are.
>Stop being so smart brain.
>”I’m a human.”
>She ponders on the word for a bit. “A hyoo-man? I’ve never heard or seen one of those before.”
>Wait... so you’re all alone?
 
>Okok, take inventory.
>You’re either hallucinating, dead and in some form of afterlife, or in another dimension.
>You just accept the circumstances for the time being.
>Not like there’s much you can do all messed up like you are.
>Fluttershy’s alright. She takes really good care of you.
>Food’s ok, if you were a vegetarian.
>On about the third or fourth day, she brings a friend over.
>This one’s purple and has a horn. Fantastic.
>She calls herself Twilight Sparkle. Ok these things have weird names.
>You try to greet yourself, but she’s too interested in WHAT you are to care about WHO you are.
>OH SHIT! She magics the blanket off of you.
>You’re too stunned by the magic to remember that you’re naked.
>She jots down some notes as you try to retain a little bit of dignity.
>Just as you get your stuff situated a blur of pink almost gusts the blanket right back off.
>Why is she so loud? And high pitched?
>She’s going a million miles a minute.
>You mouth is stuffed with cupcakes before she mentions something about clothes and ‘Rarity’ whatever that is. Maybe human sized clothes are a rare thing to find?
>Then as fast as she appears, she’s gone.
>Were we just orally raped with baked goods?
>I think so brain.
>Could be worse.
 
>You finally realize the ‘Rarity’ the pink one, known as Pinkie Pie, was just another magic p0ny.
>She at least lets you wrap yourself as she measures you for some clothing.
>She seems like she’d be a bitch until she mentions she’s make you a variety of clothing as a welcome gift.
>That’s pretty cool.
>OMG! That one is a rainbow!
>Uh oh, she’s just staring at you. Well you were bound to meet at least one that....
>”Oh my GOSH! It’s so cool!” She finally exclaims. “Does it do any tricks?
>That’s insulting. “I can.... talk.”
>She scoffs. “So anyp0ny can TALK.”
>You don’t think you like her as much as the others. This ‘Rainbow Dash’.
>Fluttershy comes to your defense. “Rainbow Dash, don’t be so mean. Anon is a wonderful human, he doesn’t need to do any ‘tricks’ for you.”
>Dash rolls her eyes. “Fiiiine. Whatever, I’ll catch you later Anon. You seem like you might be fun to hang out with.”
>Hehe, yeah right.
 
>You’re finally done meeting All of Fluttershy’s friends, or so you thought.
>You’ve recovered enough to help Fluttershy clean her place which is nice because she’s out getting food and you want to earn your keep.
>After everything she’s done for you, it’s the least you could do.
>Her pet rabbit keeps you company and helps out as much he can. Man, animals here rock.
>There’s a knock at the door. You decide to ignore it, but Angel gets it himself.
>”Well howdy ther. You must be that Anon feller I heard so much about.” You turn and see an orange p0ny with a p0ny tail mane.
>Makes you laugh inside.
>”Um... yeah and you are?”
>She helps herself in. At first you’re concerned, but Angel seems cool with it, so whatever.
>”Where’re mah manners, I’m Applejack. Pleased to meet ya.” She holds out a hoof and you reach down to shake it.
>She looks at your hands. “Well look at that, bet they can do all sortsa tings.”
>Oooookay, creepy.
>You pull your hand away and get back to work. “Fluttershy went out for a bit. Don’t know when she’ll get back.”
>You hear this Applejack clipcloppin’ her way in behind you.
>”That’s alright ther. Mind if I be frank with ya.” You gotta admit, her drawl’s kinda sweet sounding.
>You look over your shoulder. Is she? Is she checking you out. “Uh, yeah go right ahead.”
>”Ya ever think about interspecies procreation?”
>Oooookay, zero to super uncomfortable in mere seconds.
>You know what, she seems like a good humored p0ny. “Miss Applejack, the only way to get in bed with me is to force me too.”
>Heh, good one brain. You expressed your disinterest in a humorous fashion. Certainly nothing bad will come out of this.
 
>Wow, these p0ny people are REALLY nice.
>The Mayor declares you a citizen and the whole fucking town comes together to build you a house.
>You would have thought they would have been scared of you or something.
>Apparently Fluttershy’s word that you’re ok is enough to make you.... accepted.
>You venture into town on your own for the first time.
>Yeah, they accept you, but that doesn’t mean they won’t still give you a wide berth.
>Except for 3 kids. They charge right up to you.
>”SEE told ya AJ wasn’t tellin’ a tale. He’s like a million feet tall.” Says the yellow and red young one. Must be related to that Applejack.
>”Not quite that big...”
>”Ahm Applebloom, this here’s Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.” She says pointing to her unicorn and flamboyantly coloured pegasus friends respectively.
>You kneel down to be closer to their eye level. “I’m Anon, it’s nice to meet you.”
>”We’re looking for our Cutie Mark, what’s yours?” Oh man, that white unicorn’s voice is so high pitched.
>You chuckle. I don’t really have one. Human’s don’t get one.” Fluttershy informed you about this mark buisness when you asked why everyp0ny had a trampstamp.
>They look at eachother and start to walk away. You hear the one called Scootaloo say “Humans are weird.”
>Stupid kids.
>Just need to get a few more things, big move tomorrow.
 
>Fluttershy helps you move. Not that it’s hard. You don’t really have anything.
>You start settling in and she trots up to you with a smile. “I’m so glad you’re staying. If you want I can make dinner tonight and breakfast for you in the morning.”
>You pat her head. “I don’t think that’s really necessary. I can take care of myself now. I don’t really need to have you around all the time.”
>She turns and her hair covers her eyes. “Oh... Ok.... If you need anything, you can let me know.”
>She walks out slowly. “Haha, hopefully not Fluttershy.” She’s a good one.
>Ok, you unpack your two bags of clothes and... well that’s it. That’s all you have.
>There’s a knock at your door. When you open it, that crazy blue Pegasus zips in. “Hey Anon, I think we got off on the wrong hoof.” Hehe, no duh. “So I brought you a housewarming gift.”
>OMG is that alcohol?
>Maybe this Rainbow Dash isn’t too bad afterall.
>After a few drinks, you realize that you need to do what you did back wherever you were from.
>Just keep a couple of close friends and keep the hell out of everyone’s business.