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AiE - FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!! - Part 1

By: TheRealViolinPlayer on Dec 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.13 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1. OH GOD, WHY AM I WRITING THIS?
  2. WHY?
  3. Stats:
  4.  
  5. Type - Anon in Equestria (AiE)
  6. Main character - Sergeinon (Get it? Sergeinon = Sergei + Anon WOW I'M SO CLEVER!)
  7.  
  8. ALRIGHT GUYS, LET'S DO THIS THING!
  9. I'm writing this from scratch.
  10. Mic check... we recording?
  11.  
  12.  
  13. >Be Sergeinon
  14. >Russian as fuck
  15. >It's time
  16. >It's the big day
  17. >Oh yeah
  18. >Time for Russia to go into space again
  19. >Time for Russia to beat the US at something
  20. >You've been chosen to pilot the spacecraft that will lead Mother Russia to victory
  21. >Your task is to be the first human to travel to another galaxy
  22. >Not an easy task
  23. >For an American
  24. >You let out a small laugh at your joke
  25. >Americans are almost as stupid as the Polish
  26. >Stupid Polish
  27. >You take one last look at the launch team through the window of your cockpit
  28. >You see your faithful crew below
  29. >There's Sergei, Sergei, Sergei, Sir Gay, Serge, Sergei, and Viktor
  30. >They are readying your spaceship, the T-50 Vodka
  31. >They have filled your ship with everything you need
  32. >A PPSh-41 submachine gun
  33. >A Mosin Nagant rifle
  34. >Ammunition
  35. >A spare ushanka hat
  36. >And lots of vodka, nourishment of the gods
  37. >The ship's comm speaker crackles and a voice comes through
  38. >"Sergeinon, are you of ready to into space?"
  39. >This is it, Sergeinon
  40. >Your finest hour
  41. "Da"
  42. >The crew nods the affirmative
  43. >You wave goodbye out the window
  44. >They voice their goodbyes over the comm system
  45. >"Make Mother Russia of proud, Sergeinon!"
  46. >"Da!"
  47. >"You will of be first to out of galaxy, Sergeinon!"
  48. >"Unlike Poland! Poland cannot into space!"
  49. >You all laugh
  50. >Stupid Poland
  51. >You turn on your end of the comm and shout
  52. "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!"
  53. >The crew raise their vodka bottles
  54. >"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!"
  55. >The time has come
  56. >And so have I
  57. >The launch sequence is activated
  58. >Counting down...
  59. >10
  60. >9
  61. >8
  62. >7
  63. >6
  64. >5
  65. >4
  66. >3
  67. "For"
  68. >2
  69. "Mother"
  70. >1
  71. "RUSSIA!!!"
  72. >0
  73. >LIFT-OFF!
  74. >The T-50 Vodka takes off like a bullet
  75. >You're out of the atmosphere in a matter of minutes
  76. >You are in space
  77. >Victory for Russia
  78. >Russia can go into space
  79. >Unlike Poland
  80. >Stupid Poland
  81. >First the atmosphere, then the galaxy
  82. >You don't mess around
  83. >FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
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