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  1. Thread no. 3. Ended this one due to no-one rolling.
  2. Next one is this Saturday if I can get to the computer.
  3. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  4.     Well, I got my regular trip back (and my extensive pic library, now with a bunch of Baitfish pics), so I'll look like this from now on. Be warned.
  5.  
  6.     Also, you let the thread die. Thank you for effectively making several parts of the story null, although it's half my fault for not making a new thread earlier.
  7.  
  8.     Old thread: http://pastebin.com/SQ2hHB4N
  9.  
  10.     You are Anonymous, a powerful human wizard that was put under a curse by an evil enchanter that often forces you to take the path of evil. However, your heart is 24 karat gold.
  11.  
  12.     Your only true friend is your familiar- a black cat named Channing whose mind has been magically replaced with that of a tulpa you created. He knows of your ambitions to be good, and is fully immune to anything that the curse can throw at him.
  13.     >Pic is yet another picture of Channing, of course.
  14.  
  15.     One day, your greatest enemy teleports you and Channing to another universe- Equestria.
  16.  
  17. [Toggle reply]
  18. RULES ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:29 UTC-5 No.12788000
  19. !
  20.  
  21.     >>12787973 (OP)
  22.     RULES:
  23.  
  24.     When I say "What do?" you comment to that post with what you think Anonymous should do next- or a Deux Ex Machinima you think should happen.
  25.     ANON GETS:
  26.     6 GET: (EVILGET) This action is performed, but if possible, the curse is activated, even if the post has nothing to do with the curse. For instance, if you want to walk down the street, the curse has Anon zap a passing innocent bystander with Magic Missle.
  27.     9 GET: (GOODGET) This action is performed, but Anonymous's morals come into play. For instance, if you wanted to >rape somepony, then Anon will have consentual sex with them instead.
  28.     0 GET: This action is performed as the commenter intended, without Anon's morals or the curse coming into play.
  29.  
  30.     When Anon and Channing split up, you can choose to follow either one. First one with dubs decides which one to follow.
  31.  
  32.     CHANNING GETS:
  33.     Channing works on a Dubs-only basis. You must get Dubs or better (trips, quads, ect.) to get Channing to work with you.
  34.  
  35.     Also, I withhold the right to ignore any get (with explanation) if the get:
  36.     -Does not make sense within the story (Nonsense)
  37.     -Would make characters act out of character (Character Hypnotism)
  38.     -I do not see it (OP Post Blindness)
  39.     -It implies that an event went one way when it clearly went another (Event Blindness)
  40.  
  41. [Toggle reply]
  42. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:43 UTC-5 No.12788191
  43. !
  44. Replies: >>12789460
  45.  
  46.     I just noticed that I typed "Machinima" instead of "Machina".
  47.     Whoops.
  48.  
  49.     Anyway, since Anon is in the middle of a fight at the moment:
  50.  
  51.     BATTLE MECHANICS
  52.  
  53.     Prob. simplest battle mechanics ever.
  54.     Post what you want to do, and I'll figure out what that does in relation to the battle. Even rolls are norm. hits, most odd rolls are misses. Dubs are always critical hits, or deal double damage. 13, trips, or greater (quads, ect.) are special- these are the RUNE OF THE FAMILIAR. Activate the Rune by commenting on it to halve all enemies' hit points.
  55.  
  56.     Current Spellbook and Memorized Spell List:
  57.     http://pastebin.com/VK9X49id
  58.  
  59.     You are currently in the fight with the Basilisk.
  60.  
  61.     You 168/300 Mana, 500/500 HP +125 Armor
  62.     Channing 100/100 HP +25 Armor
  63.     Basilisk 245/500 HP +10 Armor
  64.     Basilisk comes out of cave.
  65.  
  66.     You use Consume.
  67.     A chunk of Basilisk is turned into pure energy and is absorbed into you.
  68.     This costs 40 Mana.
  69.     You 128/300 MANA
  70.     You are healed 50. This is wasted as you are at full health.
  71.     Basilisk is damaged 50. It splits this damage, and its Armor bonus takes 10 damage off and is nulled while it is damaged 40- you sucked off its scaly skin.
  72.     Basilisk 205/500 HP +0 Armor.
  73.  
  74.     Basilisk tries to bite you. If it hits, you are Poisoned and suffer 50 damage.
  75.  
  76. [Toggle reply]
  77. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:49 UTC-5 No.12788302
  78. !
  79.  
  80.     Bumpadumpadump.
  81.     Come on, we need people to post.
  82.  
  83. [Toggle reply]
  84. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)18:51 UTC-5 No.12788367
  85. !
  86. Replies: >>12788512
  87.  
  88.     Your CYOA was shit the moment you turned down the human girls option.
  89.  
  90. [Toggle reply]
  91. And the baiting begins... ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:58 UTC-5 No.12788512
  92. !
  93. File: 1376351911472.png-(17 KB, 625x626, Whalebait.png)
  94. DGI
  95. 17 KB
  96.  
  97.     >>12788367
  98.     Oh god.
  99.     Not these EQG people again.
  100.     Pic very related. Good thing I essentially collect these pics...
  101.  
  102. [Toggle reply]
  103. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:09 UTC-5 No.12788718
  104. !
  105. File: 1376352582127.png-(Spoiler Image, 48 KB, 213x237)
  106. DGI
  107. Spoiler Image, 48 KB
  108.  
  109.     Le bump.
  110.     We need some rollers here.
  111.     (Not the EQG or Flutterrape spammers, just people who will actually roll)
  112.  
  113.     ...
  114.  
  115.     Wait, you're asking me WHY you should roll?
  116.     >Pic is very "related" not really
  117.  
  118. [Toggle reply]
  119. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:33 UTC-5 No.12789170
  120. !
  121. Replies: >>12789242 >>12789367
  122.  
  123.     >>12787973 (OP)
  124.     >you let the thread die
  125.     A drawfag anon and I were bumping this thread until 3 AM. In case you forgot, people sleep.
  126.     Also, I posted ALOT of Luna
  127.  
  128. [Toggle reply]
  129. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:37 UTC-5 No.12789242
  130. !
  131. Replies: >>12793798
  132.  
  133.     >>12789170
  134.     Wow.
  135.     I stand corrected. I couldn't get back to the thread fast enough, so I killed it.
  136.     Thanks for trying though.
  137.     BTW, what did the drawfag post? Any WizAnon/Channing pics?
  138.  
  139. [Toggle reply]
  140. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:43 UTC-5 No.12789367
  141. !
  142.  
  143.     >>12789170
  144.     And... uh...
  145.     could you please roll? Please?
  146.  
  147. [Toggle reply]
  148. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:46 UTC-5 No.12789434
  149. !
  150. Replies: >>12789592
  151.  
  152.     Pick up something off the ground at through it at the basilisk.
  153.  
  154. [Toggle reply]
  155. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:48 UTC-5 No.12789460
  156. !
  157. Replies: >>12789592
  158.  
  159.     >>12788191
  160.     Set up a Pizza Hut in Canterlot
  161.  
  162. [Toggle reply]
  163. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:53 UTC-5 No.12789592
  164. !
  165. Replies: >>12790881 >>12791256 >>12813057
  166.  
  167.     >>12789434
  168.     ...
  169.     Allright.
  170.     It's on.
  171.     You pic a random object off the ground-
  172.     It's Channing.
  173.     You throw Channing at the Basilisk.
  174.     The momentum gives Channing's attack a x2 bonus.
  175.     Channing claws the Basilisk for +25 damage.
  176.     Immediately afterwards, Basilisk smashes the offending cat against the wall for +25 damage.
  177.  
  178.     >>12789460
  179.     Ignored for Nonsense, Character Hypnotism (WizAnon doesn't know what Pizza Hut is or where Canterlot is), and Event Blindness (He's kinda in the middle of a battle right now)
  180.  
  181.     I have to go. Keep thread alive, post Luna. If the thread's about to die, screencap or Pastebin it for me, OK?
  182.  
  183. [Toggle reply]
  184. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:44 UTC-5 No.12790881
  185. !
  186.  
  187.     >>12789592 (You)
  188.     boomp
  189.  
  190. [Toggle reply]
  191. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:58 UTC-5 No.12791256
  192. !
  193. Replies: >>12792626
  194. File: 1376359115541.jpg-(114 KB, 1000x833, b65b76fe9e57feac5c5a2c85c(...).jpg)
  195. DGI
  196. 114 KB
  197.  
  198.     >>12789592 (You)
  199.     Of course you do.
  200.     Yeah, he drew some stuff of WizAnon fighting a Manticore. It was a WIP, but it was coming along pretty good.
  201.     Also, I'm pretty much out of new Luna pics, and I don't want to repost old stuff
  202.  
  203. [Toggle reply]
  204. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)21:51 UTC-5 No.12792626
  205. !
  206. Replies: >>12792985
  207. File: 1376362286933.jpg-(66 KB, 872x917, 1372019477522.jpg)
  208. DGI
  209. 66 KB
  210.  
  211.     >>12791256
  212.  
  213. [Toggle reply]
  214. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)22:04 UTC-5 No.12792985
  215. !
  216. File: 1376363093645.png-(533 KB, 1024x1434, 1361356999306.png)
  217. DGI
  218. 533 KB
  219.  
  220.     >>12792626
  221.  
  222. [Toggle reply]
  223. turbosandwich 08/12/13(Mon)22:34 UTC-5 No.12793798
  224. !
  225. Replies: >>12795136 >>12803344 >>12813057
  226. File: 1376364870123.png-(1.34 MB, 2214x1375, talking16.png)
  227. DGI
  228. 1.34 MB
  229.  
  230.     >>12789242 (You)
  231.     LOOK I MADE YOU A THING
  232.     I never meant it when I said this would be finished for the next thread
  233.     Also, I capped that thread 'til the bitter end, I just don't have that on my phone.
  234.  
  235. [Toggle reply]
  236. Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)23:18 UTC-5 No.12795136
  237. !
  238.  
  239.     >>12793798
  240.     Thats pretty good
  241.  
  242. [Toggle reply]
  243. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)02:30 UTC-5 No.12799143
  244. !
  245. File: 1376379020999.png-(457 KB, 800x700, 1364091030391.png)
  246. DGI
  247. 457 KB
  248.  
  249.     It just occurred to me I don't have that much luna.
  250.  
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  252. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)02:50 UTC-5 No.12799413
  253. !
  254.  
  255.     Where are all the human girls?
  256.  
  257. [Toggle reply]
  258. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)07:00 UTC-5 No.12802175
  259. !
  260.  
  261.     Bump?
  262.  
  263. [Toggle reply]
  264. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)09:08 UTC-5 No.12803344
  265. !
  266. Replies: >>12804158
  267. File: 1376402935150.jpg-(747 KB, 850x1100, 7811e1825531868388edcb95a(...).jpg)
  268. DGI
  269. 747 KB
  270.  
  271.     >>12793798
  272.     That came out really good
  273.  
  274. [Toggle reply]
  275. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)10:13 UTC-5 No.12804158
  276. !
  277. Replies: >>12805128
  278. File: 1376406838919.png-(1.37 MB, 1920x1080, 4d30c4d859f90415000c9ff3d(...).png)
  279. DGI
  280. 1.37 MB
  281.  
  282.     >>12803344
  283.  
  284. [Toggle reply]
  285. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)11:19 UTC-5 No.12805128
  286. !
  287. Replies: >>12806438
  288. File: 1376410758391.jpg-(180 KB, 587x900, e8e8eddf680b18e2813570737(...).jpg)
  289. DGI
  290. 180 KB
  291.  
  292.     >>12804158
  293.  
  294. [Toggle reply]
  295. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)12:52 UTC-5 No.12806438
  296. !
  297. File: 1376416374291.png-(1.34 MB, 1794x1082, 1352390799837.png)
  298. DGI
  299. 1.34 MB
  300.  
  301.     >>12805128
  302.  
  303. [Toggle reply]
  304. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)14:23 UTC-5 No.12807989
  305. !
  306. File: 1376421815309.jpg-(187 KB, 1024x1024, Luna - Nightmare Moon 26.jpg)
  307. DGI
  308. 187 KB
  309.  
  310. [Toggle reply]
  311. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)15:57 UTC-5 No.12809936
  312. !
  313. File: 1376427444198.png-(2.05 MB, 1570x1460, Luna - Nightmare Moon 23.png)
  314. DGI
  315. 2.05 MB
  316.  
  317. [Toggle reply]
  318. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)18:22 UTC-5 No.12812981
  319. !
  320. Replies: >>12813057
  321.  
  322.     In the name of 4chan, I summon OP!!!
  323.  
  324. [Toggle reply]
  325. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:25 UTC-5 No.12813057
  326. !
  327. Replies: >>12813395
  328.  
  329.     >>12812981 (You)
  330.     OP HAS BEEN SUMMONED
  331.     >>12793798
  332.     Oh, that is perfect! Saved, man!
  333.  
  334.     >>12789592 (You)
  335.     Channing gets a direct hit.
  336.     50 damage.
  337.     Basilisk 155/500 HP +0 Armor.
  338.     Basilisk gets a direct hit.
  339.     Channing 75/100 HP +25 Armor.
  340.  
  341.     What's the next move?
  342.     Okay,
  343.  
  344. [Toggle reply]
  345. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:41 UTC-5 No.12813395
  346. !
  347.  
  348.     >>12813057 (You)
  349.     Guys?
  350.     You still there?
  351.  
  352. [Toggle reply]
  353. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:50 UTC-5 No.12813611
  354. !
  355.  
  356.     Hello?
  357.  
  358. [Toggle reply]
  359. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)18:57 UTC-5 No.12813725
  360. !
  361. Replies: >>12813823
  362.  
  363.     Well this is a sad display.
  364.  
  365. [Toggle reply]
  366. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:01 UTC-5 No.12813823
  367. !
  368.  
  369.     >>12813725
  370.     Please save the pity for other threads.
  371.     What I need is rollers.
  372.  
  373. [Toggle reply]
  374. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:18 UTC-5 No.12814140
  375. !
  376.  
  377.     Giving up.
  378.     Keep thread alive and post Luna if you're still here.
  379.     If you can, try rolling, I may actually still be here.
  380.  
  381. [Toggle reply]
  382. Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)19:21 UTC-5 No.12814195
  383. !
  384. Replies: >>12814368
  385. File: 1376439677476.png-(1.81 MB, 2100x2300, 87545__safe_fluttershy_hu(...).png)
  386. DGI
  387. 1.81 MB
  388.  
  389.     You ignore any good gets, that's why your threads die.
  390.  
  391. [Toggle reply]
  392. ThePoketrix (Lurking until someone rolls) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:30 UTC-5 No.12814368
  393. !
  394. Replies: >>12814900
  395. File: 1376440249169.png-(24 KB, 625x626, Empty waters.png)
  396. DGI
  397. 24 KB
  398.  
  399.     >>12814195
  400.     Pic is very related.
  401.     Also, it's more because I often have to leave.
  402.  
  403. [Toggle reply]
  404. ThePoketrix (Lurking until someone rolls) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:54 UTC-5 No.12814900
  405. !
  406. Replies: >>12815028
  407.  
  408.     >>12814368 (You)
  409.     I'm serious. Check the pastebin, my previous threads have been very successful.
  410.  
  411.     Roll, please. I need it to continue.
  412.  
  413. [Toggle reply]
  414. turbosandwich 08/13/13(Tue)19:59 UTC-5 No.12815028
  415. !
  416. Replies: >>12815219
  417.  
  418.     >>12814900 (You)
  419.     I guess let's hurl 2 fireballs in rapid succession at him, if we can do that. Also, tell Channing to get out of the way.
  420.  
  421.     I find the sudden total lack of players strange.
  422.  
  423. [Toggle reply]
  424. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)20:07 UTC-5 No.12815219
  425. !
  426. Replies: >>12815335
  427.  
  428.     >>12815028
  429.     THANK YOU, TURBOSANDWICH!!!
  430.  
  431.     "CHANNING! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
  432.     >Channing runs to a safe distance.
  433.     >You hurl a Fireball at the Basilisk.
  434.     >-10 Mana
  435.     >You 158/300 Mana
  436.     >+100 Damage
  437.     >Basilisk 55/500 HP +0 Armor.
  438.     >Basilisk sustains a Burn.
  439.     >Basilisk is hurt 5 from its Burn.
  440.     >Basilisk 50/500 HP +0 Armor, Burned.
  441.     >Basilisk uses Death Stare on you.
  442.     >This is ineffective due to lack of eyes.
  443.     >You throw a final fireball at the Basilisk.
  444.     >-10 Mana
  445.     >You 148/300 Mana
  446.     >+100 Damage...
  447.  
  448. [Toggle reply]
  449. ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)20:12 UTC-5 No.12815335
  450. !
  451.  
  452.     >>12815219 (You)
  453.     FINAL STATS:
  454.     You 148/500 Mana, 500/500 HP +125 Armor.
  455.     Channing 75/100 HP, +25 Armor.
  456.     Basilisk 0/500 HP, +0 Armor.
  457.  
  458.     YOU WIN.
  459.     LOOT: 6 vials Basilisk Venom, 2 vials Basilisk Blood, 500 Bits (found in cave)
  460.  
  461.     >Your party returns to Ponyville.
  462.     >You are tackled by something pink before you can deliver the Basilisk Venom to Twilight.
  463.  
  464.     We are returning to the Overworld's 609 Get system-
  465.     6: Evilget- spells go haywire due to your curse.
  466.     0: Neutral
  467.     9: Goodget- your morals kick in.
  468. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  469. After this post, I ended the thread.
  470. Props to based artfag TurboSandwich for the first WizAnon art, of WizAnon fighting a Manticore. (Noteable lack of Channing there, though...)
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