Expedition Name: Mist Veil Part 4
Part of Series: Mist Veil Caverns ("All's Fair")
Day: 96
Leader: Broken
Members: Broken, Arrant Hold, Aoyin Nightstreak, Booze Hound, Phoenix Down, Sarge
Objective: Explore Mist Veil Caverns, Find Other Stone Cog Piece.
Result: Completed exploration... And looting.
Complications and/or Casualties:
Encountered a Trapped Treasure Room that required us to put specific jewels into it to make it open again. Water poured into the room as we went about it, so there is a risk of drowning here.
Brief Description of Events:
We explored the rooms we missed on the eastern side of the caverns, and discovered a spinning wheel (the kind for spinning thread). Upon closer inspection, the wheel also functioned as a combination lock. When we realized the combination was the dot pattern on the column in the main chamber, the secret compartment on the spinning wheel opened, and gave us the other half of the stone cog. This, together with the stone "key" possessed by Arrant Hold, was able to open the Steele, revealing the hideout of the Diamond Dogs we found dead outside. We found a fake treasure room, behind which was the real, and very trapped, treasure room. After survivng the trap, we explored the rest of the hideout, then proceeded to take out all the furniture we could.
After cleaning everything out of the hideout, we got attacked by a giant roach. Squishied.
New Entities Encountered, with Brief Description:
None. Encountered only Rattlecats and a Giant Roach.
New Information:
The reliefs found in the fake treasure room suggested that previous residents of the hideout were four brothers. One of them betrayed the others to another tribe of Diamond Dogs, and his brothers were killed. The "fake vault" was looted by the other tribe.
Love letters found by Booze Hound suggested that the traitor did so for love, but this has not been backed up.
Particularly interesting 'loot':
Each team member walked away with 10 small quartz crystals. Arrant Hold got an Amethyst and a Sapphire, while Phoenix Down got an Emerald and a tiny Amethyst. Sarge made off with the spinning wheel contraption and a bed. Arrant Hold also laid claim to the gong that was hidden in the back of the cave. Aoyin Nightstreak took a knife. The remaining furniture was removed and donated to the construction efforts, including: 3 beds, 4 nightstands, 1 table, 4 chairs, four place settings (minus three knives).
Further Leads and/or Objectives:
Study the Love Letters to further understand the goings on at Mist Veil.
Figure out if Mist Veil is usable for geothermal power or steam.
Figure out if the cave is on volcanic ground.
-Meta-
Complete Log:
[00:44] == mode/#fourcannonwatchtower [+o Broken] by DerpServ
[00:51] == Aoyin has changed nick to AoFK
[00:56] <Broken> Alrighty...
[00:56] <Broken> Arrant Hold, Confirmed Player 1.
[00:56] <Broken> Aoyin Nightstreak, Confirmed Player 2
[00:56] <Broken> Phoenix Down, Confirmed Player 3.
[00:57] <Broken> Just looking for a 4 and 5.
[00:58] <Arrant_> [So, what's gonna be the IC excuse for rolling out that gong?]
[00:59] <Broken> [We need an excuse to loot?]
[00:59] <Flora> [alright whats going on in here]
[00:59] <Arrant_> [Good point. But we do need an excuse to bother with it. It is large, after all.]
[01:00] <Broken> [We're going to explore Mist Veil for (hopefully) the last time.]
[01:00] <Broken> [Booze, Flora, you in?]
[01:00] <Booze_Hound> [sounds good]
[01:01] <Flora> i would like to when is it
[01:01] <Flora> [being done]
[01:01] <Broken> [If you say yes, right now.]
[01:02] <Broken> Booze Hound, Confirmed Player 4.
[01:02] <Flora> [only if it was a diffrent earlier time]
[01:02] <Flora> [sorry it's 1 am where i live and i have school]
[01:03] <AoFK> [Player 2 reporting as not ded]
[01:03] <Broken> [It's okay, Flora. I know I'm on at unholy hours.]
[01:04] <Flora> [would you be willling to do it at another time if it's ok with everyone else]
[01:05] <Broken> [I'm really only on at times like this. I'm sorry.]
[01:05] <Sarge> [hey guys it ok if i go on this last advenutre?]
[01:06] <Broken> [IC, are you allowed? I thought you were stuck on wall duty?]
[01:06] <Flora> [it's ok maybe another time]
[01:06] <Sarge> [I guess. No one has been teling me what to do. Ive just been fixing/makeing things around town while gaurding]
[01:06] <Sarge> [so i can go? or no...]
[01:07] <Flora> [i wish you guys luck]
[01:07] <Broken> [Thank you, Flora. We'll need it this time.]
[01:07] <Phoenix_Down> [panic.jpg]
[01:07] <Flora> [bring me back something nice :D]
[01:07] <Broken> [Cheren, Do you know if Sarge is allowed to Roam?]
[01:07] <Phoenix_Down> [also I am still working on phoenix's wild ride Flora, probably later this week, wednesday is actually a really good day for me if it works for you]
[01:08] <Sarge> [no one has stoped me so far. Hospik let me out]
[01:08] <Booze_Hound> [>implying he has any authority]
[01:08] <Sarge> [Look i dont mean to meta. but its my last night here. possibly forever. Ide aprichate it]
[01:08] <Cheren> [Tbh, ic i don't know a damn thing that he's out. Always missed him.]
[01:08] <Flora> [maybe birdboy what time were you thinking]
[01:08] <Phoenix_Down> [what time is good for you?]
[01:09] <Phoenix_Down> [my schedule is pretty open on wednesday]
[01:09] <Broken> [Broken wouldn't stop you, because he wouldn't know about anything that happened. So, as long as you're allowed to roam, I have no problem with it.]
[01:09] <Cheren> [I say let it happen and let the chips fall where they lie. Blame Dusk Later.]
[01:09] <Broken> [Yeah.]
[01:09] <Flora> [preferably something not too late like before 8 so i can sleep at a decent hour]
[01:09] <Broken> Sarge, Confirmed Player 5.
[01:09] <Sarge> [ide really aprichate it]
[01:09] <Sarge> [thankyou guys]
[01:09] <Phoenix_Down> [8 EST?]
[01:10] <Broken> Broken, Confirmed DMPC 6.
[01:10] <Sarge> [wait what time is it now?]
[01:10] <Flora> [EST]
[01:10] <Broken> 1:10 EST
[01:10] <Sarge> [so we have to wait till 8 est?]
[01:10] <Broken> [No. That's something else.]
[01:10] <Flora> [broken this is for something else]
[01:10] <Phoenix_Down> [aight, probably about... 7 Eastern time then? how does that sound, 7 eastern on wednesday?]
[01:11] <Flora> [wait i got physical therapy can we try 7:30]
[01:11] <Phoenix_Down> [thats fine]
[01:11] <Sarge> [flora why do you need pgysical theapy....]
[01:11] * Broken wishes he could get on for these quests... Life2busy4me.
[01:11] <Sarge> [physical]
[01:12] == AoFK has changed nick to AOyin
[01:12] == AOyin has changed nick to Aoyin
[01:12] <Broken> [lol]
[01:12] <Flora> [i had to get some bone shaved out of my hip]
[01:12] <Sarge> [oh noes!]
[01:12] <Broken> [Fun times. Sorry to hear about that.]
[01:12] <Sarge> [hope you get better]
[01:12] <Phoenix_Down> [So everyone is here? lets get this party started?]
[01:13] <Broken> [Alright, Ponies. Race and equip!]
[01:13] <Flora> [it's not bad im walking around pretty well]
[01:13] <Sarge> [do you need crutches?]
[01:13] <Arrant> [Earth, Stallion: Axe, Coat. Saddlebags; Bandages, Merrill the >Cat, Strange Key, Lucky Emerald] Am I missing anything?
[01:13] <Sarge> [you can get some Bitches with crutches]
[01:13] <Cheren> [And hp!]
[01:13] <Sarge> [HOTPOT IS COMEING :D]
[01:13] <Broken> AND HP!
[01:13] <Flora> [dont really need them anymore have fun and good night]
[01:13] <Arrant> [10/10: I'm All Fired Up!]
[01:13] <Booze_Hound> mud, 1d8 scimitar, 2x molotov, fire starter, shovel, Flip necklace
[01:14] <Phoenix_Down> [Pegasus master race, Sword d8, saddlebags, bandages x5 [10/10, its shit -IGN]]
[01:14] <Sarge> [Pegisis, Stallion. 1d8 sword. Satchel. Skittles, also Bacon you need to tell me what skittles HP is and what she can hit]
[01:15] <Broken> [Explain Skittles]
[01:15] <Sarge> [if bacon isent here will just say skittles isent with me]
[01:15] <Sarge> [my wolf]
[01:15] <Aoyin> [Bat stronk remove Pegasi: Saddlebags; bandages 3x, Machete(d8), Lyrebird String w/ coarse cloth, fire starter, scarf, blanket, journal; 10/10 would bang]
[01:15] <Broken> Yeah, we'll leave that behind.
[01:16] <Sarge> [k]
[01:16] <Arrant> [Earth, Stallion: Axe, Coat, 10 m of Rope. Saddlebags; [2x]Bandages, Merrill the >Cat, Strange Key, Lucky Emerald] [10/10 HP: All Good!]
[01:16] <Sarge> [10/10 for me also]
[01:16] <Phoenix_Down> [we don't need no stinkin unicorns]
[01:16] <Broken> [Unicorn: Staff, Saddlebags, unlit torch, mapping kit][7/10 HP]
[01:17] <Booze_Hound> [right 10/10 hp]
[01:17] <Broken> [Irony]
[01:17] <Phoenix_Down> [retcon]
[01:17] <Aoyin> [>1 torch for the entire group]
[01:17] <Aoyin> [IT APPEARS THAT IT IS TIME TO LOOK WITH MY SPECIAL EYES]
[01:17] <Phoenix_Down> [my braaaaand]
[01:17] <Broken> [Last question: Who here can read Equestrian?]
[01:18] <Phoenix_Down> [r....reading is for chumps....]
[01:18] <Aoyin> [I've been in the classes for about a week, so I imagine I can half-read it if I use my notes]
[01:18] <Sarge> [MY BRAND]
[01:18] <Sarge> [so where we meeting?]
[01:18] <Arrant> [I've been taking classes for more than two weeks! So, yes! ^^]
[01:18] <Broken> [Arrant, Ao, and Broken can read. Got it]
[01:18] <Booze_Hound> [i can]
[01:18] <Broken> [We meet at the clearing in front of Mist Veil.]
[01:19] <Broken> [Booze hooked on phonics, got it.]
[01:19] <Arrant_> [dc'd. did my last message get through?]
[01:19] <Booze_Hound> [and meth, hooked on meth as well]
[01:19] <Broken> You read.
[01:19] <Arrant_> [Right. So, three readers in the party.]
[01:19] <Aoyin> [READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHER FUKKIN' BOOK]
[01:19] <Broken> [Four. Alright, Beginning quest. Any last words?]
[01:20] <Phoenix_Down> [i regret nothing!]
[01:20] <Arrant_> [Just these...]
[01:20] <Sarge> [who is GM?]
[01:20] <Broken> [I am.]
[01:20] <Aoyin> ["THE ARISTOCRATS"]
[01:20] <Phoenix_Down> [can I get my shit rolling out of my system real quick?]
[01:20] <Arrant_> [...Yeah, I got nothing]
[01:20] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 for the only 20 I'm going to get this whole adventure
[01:20] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[01:20] <Phoenix_Down> [IT KEEPS HAPPENING]
[01:20] <Arrant_> [...]
[01:20] <Broken> [LOL]
[01:21] <Arrant_> [I'm going to kill you Phoenix.]
[01:21] <Booze_Hound> [HAHAHAHA]
[01:21] <Sarge> [Phoenix confirmed for telling futur[
[01:21] <Broken> [I'm just glad the pit trap is gone after that.]
[01:21] <Booze_Hound> [recard you are a moron for tempting kek]
[01:21] <Phoenix_Down> [THIS HAPPENED LAST ADVENTURE]
[01:21] <Arrant_> [Also, are we gonna be bringing logs to roll out that gong, or are we lifting it?]
[01:21] <Booze_Hound> [recard stats]
[01:21] <Cheren> (useless ass psychic powers!)
[01:21] <Booze_Hound> [luck: -3]
[01:21] <Sarge> [ready when you guys are]
[01:22] <Aoyin> [Recard, it was nice knowing you]
[01:22] <Arrant_> [Are we gonna be bringing logs to roll out that gong, or are we lifting it?]
[01:22] <Broken> [Unless you brought the logs, it doesn't seem so.]
[01:22] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
[01:22] <Broken> [I see no logs.]
[01:22] <Aoyin> [TONIGHT, WE LIFT[
[01:22] <Broken> [Game beginning.]
[01:23] <Broken> The sun rises over Four Cannon Territory as you crest the hill into the clearing. The ad was clear to meet in this clearing to explore the last few bits of the Mist Veil Cavern.
[01:24] <Sarge> [nice]
[01:24] <Booze_Hound> "so any of you explore this place before?"
[01:24] <Broken> As you come into the clearing, you can see a stallion standing in the middle, haggard and harrowed. His broken horn spurts a spark every now and again as you approach.
[01:24] <Arrant> "I have."
[01:25] <Phoenix_Down> "nope..."
[01:25] * Arrant waves and smiles "Hey, Broken!"
[01:25] * Sarge dosent say anything
[01:25] <Aoyin> "I heard of it." He shrugs, "Never BEEN here tho- Ah, Broken! Goodmorning!"
[01:25] * Arrant frowns "You don't look so good..."
[01:25] <Broken> "Hi, Arrant. Booze, Ao. Good to see you."
[01:26] * Sarge waves at everyone but still dosent talk
[01:26] * Broken blinks his bag-laden eyes at the group, blinded by the new dawn. "Sarge? Is that Sarge?"
[01:26] <Booze_Hound> "how's it going?"
[01:26] <Broken> "As well as can be expected."
[01:26] <Sarge> "Hey Broken...."
[01:27] <GreenLight> [Hue]
[01:27] <Aoyin> [euH]
[01:27] <Booze_Hound> [hola amigo]
[01:27] * Arrant has a worried look "Hey, Broken, is everything alright, man?"
[01:27] <Broken> "Tired, but I'll be okay. You don't need to worry."
[01:28] * Broken winces as a spark shoots off his horn.
[01:28] <Broken> "Let's head in!"
[01:28] <GreenLight> [Darn, did I just miss it? Ah well. Have fun!~]
[01:28] <Arrant> "You sure? I mean... If you wanted, you could set this one out."
[01:28] <Phoenix_Down> [ur two slo]
[01:28] * Aoyin frowns, looking over the unicorn quickly but keeping comments to himself
[01:28] <Broken> "I can't wait to see what's behind that slab..."
[01:28] * Sarge heads into the caverns
[01:28] <Booze_Hound> "sounds good"
[01:29] * Booze_Hound enters
[01:29] <Broken> You come to the entrance of a cave. Immediately, you can see how this went unnoticed from the nearby road. A weeping willow grows over the cliff face, and its vines partially obscure the cave mouth. From between the vines, a thick, lukewarm mist rolls out. The white mist appears almost the same tone as the stone around it.
[01:29] * Arrant frowns "...Alright. Let's move out." He heads in.
[01:29] * Broken follows the group.
[01:29] <Phoenix_Down> "spooky! lets do this"
[01:29] * Phoenix_Down follows the group inside
[01:29] <Broken> As you pass beyond the veil of fog and vines, you see writing scratched into the cave wall in a barely legible equestrian. The fog billows around you, making the remainder of the cave almost invisible.
[01:29] * Aoyin follows behind, grinning. "Oooo, creepy~"
[01:29] * Sarge looks around the inside of the cave "Woah....."
[01:29] <Sarge> "who found this place...."
[01:29] * Sarge is in awe
[01:30] * Arrant feels the warmth of the air around him. "Ahh... that beats the hell out of the cold."
[01:30] <Broken> "Reminder, There's a pit ahead. We should have a bridge, but keep your wits about you."
[01:30] * Aoyin speaks softly to himself, "Wonder how it stays warm in here when it chilly out there..." His gaze turns to the ground, watching for the mentioned drop
[01:31] <Sarge> "Vents"
[01:31] <Broken> "Steam Vents."
[01:31] <Broken> [Sarge, Roll Awareness.]
[01:31] <Booze_Hound> "heated air from a heat source coming up?"
[01:31] * Arrant looks down in his bag and strokes the cat in his bag "Welcome home Merril." He whispers.
[01:31] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[01:31] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[01:31] <Sarge> [you have a cat?]
[01:31] <Broken> Sarge's hoof taps on the edge of the aforementioned bridge.
[01:31] <Arrant> "I think its Volcanic personally."
[01:31] <Phoenix_Down> "hum... steam vents eh? I'll have to let Vesu know...."
[01:31] <Sarge> "Found the Bridge"
[01:31] * Sarge smiles
[01:32] <Arrant> [I found it here.]
[01:32] <Sarge> [why name it mariel?]
[01:32] <Arrant> [Merrill]
[01:32] <Sarge> [oh]
[01:32] <Booze_Hound> [i remember that quest]
[01:32] <Sarge> [like the digemon]
[01:32] <Aoyin> [HNNGG MERYL]
[01:32] <Broken> "Yeah, we were thinking Ikea might want to harness the steam power."
[01:32] <Sarge> "thats actualy a really good idea..."
[01:32] <Aoyin> "Steam vents... Which might mean sulphur. Hmm... Oh, bridge you say?"
[01:32] * Sarge steps onto the bridge
[01:33] <Booze_Hound> "well then looks like we need to clear this place to make it safe"
[01:33] * Broken follows Sarge across the bridge.
[01:33] <Arrant> "Steam powers not a bad idea. But I'm still quite partial to using it for heating."
[01:33] * Aoyin keeps his eyes on Broken, not wanting to risk losing sight of the group.
[01:33] * Booze_Hound follows broken
[01:34] <Booze_Hound> "why not both?"
[01:34] <Phoenix_Down> [how far from town is this supposed to be?]
[01:34] <Broken> As the group presses further into the caves, the light of morning fades away to the dank darkness of the misty cave.
[01:34] * Arrant follows the group [remember when that portion took an hour to complete?]
[01:34] <Broken> [Not far]
[01:34] <Sarge> "Guys. Im sure some of you might still hate my guts. or atleast be pissed off at me. I just want you guys to know.....ide die for any one of you"
[01:34] <Broken> "Why would I hate you, Sarge?"
[01:34] * Booze_Hound trots up and whispers to sarge
[01:35] <Broken> "I barely know you."
[01:35] * Arrant shakes his head "Eh, tell you later Broken..."
[01:35] <Broken> "Oh... Okay."
[01:35] <Sarge> "I Made some mistakes broken. lets just leave it at that....."
[01:35] <Phoenix_Down> "just focus on the task at hand sarge...."
[01:35] * Sarge keeps pushing fowerd
[01:35] <Broken> You get a brief view of the cavern ahead from the dim sparks let off by your travelling companion.
[01:36] <Arrant> "Trust me. It's best saved for later. Right now, however, things are getting dark. Anyone bring a light?"
[01:36] <Broken> "Torch!"
[01:36] <Aoyin> "I brought my eyes, but I don't know how far I'll see in this mist..."
[01:36] <Booze_Hound> "i got a fire starter"
[01:36] * Broken pulls out his sturdy torch.
[01:36] * Booze_Hound lights
[01:37] * Sarge squints to see if his eyes will ajust to the darkness like a kitty kats
[01:37] <Broken> "Batponies have done pretty well in here."
[01:37] <Arrant> "Awesome! That means we can get a good light source going"
[01:37] <Broken> The cavern opens into a broad chamber, branching out ahead into five different pathways. In this chamber, a stalagtite has been fashioned into a column decorated with carved reliefs and dots. In front of the column is a short pedestal, fashioned from the same stone as the column. It bears a small, wooden chest. To your left, mist pours out of a gaping hole in the cave floor.
[01:37] == GreenLight_ButtHurt has changed nick to GreenLight
[01:37] <Phoenix_Down> "whats in the chest?"
[01:38] * Aoyin looks around and takes the room in, moving a little past Broken so as to not be blinded by the torch. "... Neat."
[01:38] * Sarge walks up to the chest, He opens it
[01:38] <Broken> "Nothing now."
[01:38] <Broken> The chest is empty.
[01:38] * Arrant goes warm up by the mist pouring out of the hole "Don't bother checkin that chest. Already got what was in it."
[01:38] * Sarge closes the chest
[01:38] <Booze_Hound> "can i take that chest?"
[01:38] * Sarge picks up the chest
[01:38] <Broken> "Don't see why not."
[01:38] * Sarge walks over to booze "Here"
[01:38] <Broken> [Roll for it, sarge.]
[01:38] <Booze_Hound> "thanks bud"
[01:38] * Sarge gives booze the chest
[01:38] <Sarge> !roll d20
[01:38] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[01:38] * Sarge cant lift it nvm
[01:39] * Phoenix_Down chuckles "well I figured it was empty by now... don't you think that would be something better for on the way out booze?"
[01:39] <Broken> The box doesn't budge.
[01:39] <Booze_Hound> [can i roll to lift?]
[01:39] <Sarge> [sorry i should have rolled beforehand]
[01:39] <Broken> [Go for it.]
[01:39] <Broken> [Don't worry, sarge.]
[01:39] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for earth pony stronk
[01:39] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[01:39] <Aoyin> "Why would you carry it through the WHOLE place? Like Recard said, might as well grab it on the way out."
[01:39] <Arrant_> "Anyone remember what the pattern was? Clockwise. Counter-clockwise..."
[01:39] <Broken> The chest doesn't budge.
[01:39] * Sarge looks at the paths
[01:40] <Sarge> "this was made by bat ponies correct?'
[01:40] <Sarge> "*
[01:40] * Booze_Hound opens his mouth to argue his point but stops
[01:40] <Aoyin> "Ninty degrees from the second star on the right and straight on 'til morning."
[01:40] <Broken> "No. We think it was Diamond Dogs."
[01:40] <Booze_Hound> "ya you're right, i'll pick it up on the way oot."
[01:40] <Sarge> "you sure?"
[01:40] * Arrant_ now warm, goes to look at the pillar, and examines it
[01:40] <Sarge> "Diamnond dogs arent very smart....."
[01:40] <Aoyin> "If it's been there since the last time people were down there... Doubt it would dissipear."
[01:40] <Booze_Hound> "ya there was a mural or statue of diamond dogs"
[01:40] <Broken> "Yeah. Pretty Sure. The column is all about the DD's."
[01:40] * Phoenix_Down scoffs "thats a tad racist don't you think sarge?"
[01:40] * Sarge picks up 5 rocks. he throws one rock down each path
[01:41] * Sarge listens to the sound's
[01:41] * Arrant_ now warm, goes to look at the pillar, and examines it
[01:41] <Sarge> "I dident mean anything buy it. Every diamond dog ive ever seen was quite stupid"
[01:41] <Sarge> [broken roll for sound's?]
[01:41] <Broken> [Roll Listen]
[01:42] <Sarge> !roll 5d20 noises
[01:42] <GameServ> 6, 8, 4, 15, 15 == 48
[01:42] * Arrant_ examines closer, looking for those dots
[01:42] <Broken> The rocks clack against stone and rattle away.
[01:42] <Sarge> "There all stone"
[01:42] <Booze_Hound> "not all of them"
[01:42] <Sarge> "hmmm"
[01:42] <Sarge> "Perhaps none of these are the right paths?"
[01:42] <Booze_Hound> "one DD i fought was smart enough to kidnap penny"
[01:42] * Sarge looks over at the statue
[01:42] <Sarge> [what does it look like?]
[01:43] <Arrant_> "Which path did we take last time?"
[01:43] <Sarge> "wait"
[01:43] <GreenLight> [>Not using the Ruff Riders as an example]
[01:43] <Broken> "The right hand one was the one you went on with me."
[01:43] * Sarge looks up to the top of the colum
[01:43] <Aoyin> "I've had run-ins with... A few? They're pretty damn intelligent."
[01:43] <Booze_Hound> "also made some toxic kool aid "
[01:43] <Sarge> [can i roll to see another cave up above the pillar?]
[01:43] <Phoenix_Down> "the ones I have seen seemed smart enough"
[01:43] <Arrant_> "Alright, then. So, how about we take it again then?"
[01:44] <Broken> [Roll Spot]
[01:44] <Sarge> !roll d20
[01:44] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[01:44] * Sarge thinks to himself
[01:44] <Broken> "We did miss a couple rooms at that time."
[01:44] <Sarge> "you guys evern seen atlantis the lost empire?"
[01:44] <Broken> Sarge sees a ceiling.
[01:44] <Sarge> ever*
[01:44] <Cheren> [rofl]
[01:44] <Arrant_> "So, clockwise, counter-clockwise, clockwise, counter-clockwise..."
[01:44] * Sarge stops when he sees nothing but a ceiling
[01:45] * Phoenix_Down sits down "so... which way are we going then?"
[01:45] * Sarge starts to bump his hoof aginst the pillar to see if its hollow
[01:45] * Broken pulls out the map. "There's an easier way."
[01:45] <Sarge> [roll?]
[01:45] <Broken> [Go for it]
[01:45] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[01:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[01:45] <Broken> https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/13670503#p13695532
[01:45] * Sarge sighs
[01:46] <Aoyin> [Sarge is imperceptive as fuck]
[01:46] <Broken> Sarge jumps up and bumps his head on the ceiling. He might get a bruise for that later.
[01:46] <Sarge> [lol]
[01:46] <Booze_Hound> "only thing i remember last time was the cats and gems"
[01:46] <Sarge> "guys look at this layout. call me crazy. but there is something going on with this thing..."
[01:46] <Phoenix_Down> "you're crazy"
[01:46] <Sarge> [wait is it up on the ceeling or down on the ground?]
[01:47] <Broken> "Yeah, It's definitely telling us something."
[01:47] <Arrant_> [>tfw mobile device, can't click links]
[01:47] <Broken> [It's a column going from ceiling to floor]
[01:47] <Sarge> "Broken"
[01:47] <Sarge> "lets break it down"
[01:47] <Broken> [Oh, It's the map]
[01:47] <Broken> "Break it down?"
[01:47] <Sarge> "who knows it might reveal some zelda shit" Sarge smiles
[01:47] <Booze_Hound> "or cause a cave in"
[01:47] * Arrant_ shoots a look at Sarge "Are you stupid?"
[01:48] <Aoyin> "And then it turns out to be a support beam. Sounds nifty, but we aren't in Hyrule."
[01:48] <Broken> "I'm going with the cave in!"
[01:48] <Sarge> "ture"
[01:48] <Sarge> "true*"
[01:48] <Sarge> "better not risk it"
[01:48] <Broken> "This place could be volcanic, to boot!"
[01:48] <Sarge> "Good idea guys"
[01:48] * Arrant_ nods "Finally! Someones listening to my hairbrained theories of volcanic activity!"
[01:49] <Sarge> "welll. We cant know"
[01:49] <Sarge> "it's probly not volcanic. But it COULD be"
[01:49] <Phoenix_Down> "AAAAANYWAYS, which way are we going broken?"
[01:49] <Arrant_> "We still need to take a path."
[01:49] <Broken> "So, what I see is there are several rooms that we didn't explore. Since the pattern lead us true on the right, we can go that way."
[01:49] <Sarge> "Ide say the first one"
[01:49] <Broken> "If we find something, we can cycle back to the slab."
[01:50] <Arrant_> "I say the Right-most path."
[01:50] * Aoyin points, "To the right, then!"
[01:50] <Arrant_> "Wait... slab?"
[01:50] <Sarge> "Lets go right if you guys want to"
[01:50] * Phoenix_Down stands back up "to the right"
[01:51] <Broken> "Yeah. The last run that you weren't on. We found a slab for your... Stone Object, to go in."
[01:51] * Sarge goes down the right path "lets go"
[01:51] * Broken heads to the right.
[01:51] <Arrant_> "Where was that?"
[01:51] * Booze_Hound walks right
[01:51] * Aoyin starts trotting towards what he thnks is the rightmost path, going towards the front to keep from being blinded by the torch.
[01:51] <Broken> "In one of those Drippy tunnels."
[01:51] <Broken> This path curves gently towards the right. Mist curls in and out of a hole in the left wall.
[01:51] * Phoenix_Down goes to the left three times, following the party
[01:51] * Arrant_ eye twitches "...Can I finish talking..." He follows the group
[01:51] <Broken> [Lol]
[01:52] <Sarge> [phoenix hue]
[01:52] <Booze_Hound> "you can, doesn't mean we're listening"
[01:52] * Aoyin curiously sniffs the mist, paying attention for any hint of sulphur or the like.
[01:52] * Broken sparks a bit. "Booze. That's mean."
[01:52] <Booze_Hound> "i know, i'm sorry"
[01:53] * Sarge looks around
[01:53] <Broken> The path opens up, splitting into three pathways. A broad, tapering corridor twists off to your left. A broadening tunnel descends from in front of you. A third path curves away to your right. The room is otherwise empty.
[01:53] * Arrant_ eye-twitches
[01:53] <Booze_Hound> "this place makes me jittery"
[01:53] <Sarge> "lets go down the middle path"
[01:53] * Sarge smiles
[01:53] <Phoenix_Down> "which way now?"
[01:53] <Aoyin> "Which paths have you been down so far?"
[01:53] <Arrant_> "Clockwise... counter-clockwise... We go left from here."
[01:53] <Broken> "Well, We haven't done the middle path. And we missed a room on the right hand path."
[01:53] <Sarge> "whats in the middle arrant?"
[01:53] <Sarge> "ah"
[01:54] <Sarge> "I say middle."
[01:54] <Broken> "Sure."
[01:54] <Broken> "Everyone okay with that?"
[01:54] <Booze_Hound> "middle works"
[01:54] <Arrant_> "If we're doing new rooms, its either right or middle, then"
[01:54] * Phoenix_Down cringes "missing a room? if this was a video game, I would be pissed right now"
[01:54] * Sarge walks down the middle path
[01:54] <Broken> As the tunnel broadens out into a chamber, two fluffy ears perk up out of a pot-hole in the cave floor. Startled, it jumps up out of the hole and begins hissing.
[01:55] * Sarge looks over to the creautre
[01:55] <Sarge> "cat?"
[01:55] <Broken> A tiny creature hisses at you from behind the fog of the cave. Its slick, liquid black fur flows smoothly over its diminutive feline form. As it shifts through the mists, its face becomes more apparent. The flesh and bone flow smoothly over where the eyes should be, as if this kitty never evolved eyes in the first place. Instead, its fluffy ears are twice the size of a normal cat's. It jitters its tail back and forth rapidly. Slashing across the open air at the tip of its tail is a vicious-looking bone spik
[01:55] * Aoyin follows down, then blinks. "Tha's a fluffy ki- Oh my..."
[01:55] * Sarge smiles "Kitty!"
[01:55] <Booze_Hound> "awwww"
[01:55] <Broken> "Rattlecat."
[01:55] <Arrant> "Hold on! I got this!"
[01:56] * Sarge gets on his knees. he grabs some meat he was going to give skittles out of his satchel and holds it out for the cat to see "here kitty kitty kitty"
[01:56] <Sarge> [whops srry arrant]
[01:56] * Arrant slowly approaches the Rattlecat
[01:56] <Booze_Hound> "arrant go into flutter mode"
[01:56] <Broken> [Sarge, Arrant, Roll Animal Empathy.]
[01:56] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[01:56] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[01:56] <Broken> [Arrant?]
[01:56] <Arrant> !roll d20+2 Empathy "It's okay, little guy... We're friends..."
[01:56] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
[01:57] <Sarge> [why do you get plus 2?]
[01:57] <Booze_Hound> [he is like fluttershy]
[01:57] <Broken> [He's got experience with these creatures.]
[01:57] <Sarge> [oh neat]
[01:57] <Broken> [He owns three.]
[01:57] * Sarge tosses the meat to arrant "Here. use this"
[01:57] * Aoyin tilts his head a little, "What... What exactly is.."
[01:57] <Arrant> [>tfw special talent is animals. >tfw cutiemark is scar on the ass]
[01:58] <Broken> The cat creature calms its haunches, but skitters off past the group.
[01:58] <Arrant> "A cat. Well... sorta. I call them SlenderKitties."
[01:58] * Sarge smiles once the cat skitters off and contines to head down the middle path
[01:58] * Aoyin moves out of its way. "Slenderkitty... Neat."
[01:58] <Arrant> "And its gone... We trek forward?"
[01:58] <Booze_Hound> "Si"
[01:59] <Broken> "Nowhere to go. It's the end of the tunnel."
[01:59] * Sarge runs into the wall
[01:59] <Aoyin> "Looks like someone already is, heh." He walks off, humming softly to himsel- "Really, dead end already?"
[01:59] <Arrant> "So, we turn back then?"
[01:59] <Phoenix_Down> "slenderkitty? cute"
[01:59] * Sarge turns back around and heads the other way
[01:59] <Sarge> "Yeap"
[01:59] <Broken> "I guess, yeah."
[01:59] * Aoyin glances over the wall, looking for anything that stuck out
[01:59] <Broken> [Roll}
[02:00] * Phoenix_Down looks around for anything in the cavern that catches his eye
[02:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20 figuratively AND literally
[02:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[02:00] <Sarge> [may i do that aswell?]
[02:00] * Aoyin is a pretty blind bat, or there's just nothing there
[02:00] <Arrant> "Broken, can you show me this slab?"
[02:00] <Broken> [All roll Spot]
[02:00] * Sarge looks at the ceeling of the cave looking for bats and what not
[02:00] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[02:00] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[02:00] <Sarge> "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS"
[02:00] <Sarge> [HUE]
[02:00] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 I wish i could get 20's this adventure...
[02:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[02:00] <Arrant> !roll d20 See Spot Run
[02:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[02:00] <Aoyin> [Second roll for me, or was that the spot check?]
[02:00] <Sarge> [retcon the bats was joke]
[02:01] <Broken> The cavern is empty. Mazel tov.
[02:01] * Booze_Hound looks around the cave area
[02:01] <Booze_Hound> "well"
[02:01] <GreenLight> [/me requests to roll to rustle Nick's jimmies]
[02:01] <Booze_Hound> "damn"
[02:01] <Phoenix_Down> [no, go away]
[02:01] <Arrant> "Can we make our way to this slab?"
[02:01] <Sarge> [did i see something Broken?]
[02:02] <Broken> "Sure. Mind if we look in that last room first?"
[02:02] <Broken> [Nothing here.]
[02:02] <Sarge> [but i got a 19?]
[02:02] <Aoyin> "'Splorin'!"
[02:02] <Phoenix_Down> [which should give you the hint that there is nothing there]
[02:02] <Aoyin> [You REALLY saw that there was nothing]
[02:02] <Sarge> [oh alright]
[02:02] <Sarge> [haha]
[02:02] <Arrant> "Alright, then."
[02:02] * Sarge heads back into the main room
[02:02] <Broken> [I built the dungeon ahead of time. If you got a 20 and saw nothing, nothing's there.]
[02:03] <Booze_Hound> [we going back to chest room or room 14?]
[02:03] * Broken heads back, then towards the right.
[02:03] <Cheren> [except spiders]
[02:03] * Aoyin wonders why there was a dead-ending tunning, but kept it to himself as he followed Broken.
[02:03] * Sarge is with broken
[02:03] * Arrant follows Broken
[02:03] * Booze_Hound is following sarge
[02:03] * Phoenix_Down follows broken
[02:03] <Broken> The chamber before you is completely empty. Its only features are the tunnel across the way from you and the smaller tunnel at the back of the chamber.
[02:04] <Broken> "That one in the back there. We haven't been there."
[02:04] <Booze_Hound> [room number?]
[02:04] <Phoenix_Down> "lets go for it!"
[02:04] <Aoyin> "Well, let's head that way then!"
[02:04] <Booze_Hound> "alright"
[02:04] <Arrant> "Forward then."
[02:04] * Sarge moves fowerd
[02:04] <Broken> [In room 19. moving to unseen room]
[02:04] <Sarge> foward
[02:04] * Sarge moves into the unseen room
[02:05] <Broken> This tiny passage opens up into a compact chamber, large enough only for two or three ponies to stand comfortably inside. A contraption stands next to the back wall.
[02:05] * Sarge examins the contraption
[02:05] <Arrant> "No one."
[02:05] * Broken walks in.
[02:05] * Phoenix_Down checks out the contraption
[02:05] * Booze_Hound walks in
[02:05] <Arrant> "Touch."
[02:05] <Sarge> "dont"
[02:05] <Arrant> "Anything."
[02:05] * Booze_Hound walks out
[02:05] <Sarge> [roll see what it is?]
[02:05] * Aoyin looks in, then frowns. "Don't touch it. No no, don't you da- I swear on me mum if you touch it I will eat your bones."
[02:05] <Broken> This contraption is made of wood, and consists of a spindle and a large wheel with a groove on its outer edge. It appears to be an old-style spinning wheels for making thread. The spokes of the wheel each have dots on them.
[02:05] <Booze_Hound> "too cramped"
[02:05] <Sarge> "Dont touch it"
[02:06] * Arrant examines the contraption
[02:06] <Booze_Hound> "sleeping beauty?"
[02:06] <Sarge> "havent you niggers ever seen sleeping beauty"
[02:06] <Sarge> "however...."
[02:06] <Sarge> "Hotpot would really like that...."
[02:06] * Arrant examines the dots
[02:06] <Broken> "I've seen it, but would people in this world have?"
[02:06] <Aoyin> "Is it attached to anything, like by the legs?"
[02:06] <Sarge> "hey guys. im gona take it. ok with everyone?'
[02:06] <Sarge> "hotpot would love it..."
[02:07] <Booze_Hound> "go for it"
[02:07] <Aoyin> "Look at EVERYTHING first."
[02:07] * Sarge looks around the spinning wheel
[02:07] <Arrant> "Hold on Sarge"
[02:07] <Aoyin> "I've heard enough stories to know where it might go. Just make sure it's not, I don't know, attached to anything."
[02:07] * Arrant looks at the dots on the wheel
[02:08] <Sarge> "I dont see anything"
[02:08] <Sarge> "guys leave the room. this could be a trap"
[02:08] <Sarge> "but i still want it"
[02:08] * Sarge smirks
[02:08] <Arrant> "Hold on... See these dots here?"
[02:08] * Broken steps back out of the room.
[02:08] <Sarge> "yes"
[02:08] * Booze_Hound has already left
[02:08] * Aoyin continues watching, just his head poked in.
[02:08] <Broken> "What about them?"
[02:09] <Arrant> "Look at the pattern."
[02:09] * Sarge examins the patern
[02:09] <Sarge> "hmm"
[02:09] * Sarge spins the wheel
[02:09] <Booze_Hound> "spin the wheele and see what the patters does"
[02:09] <Arrant> "See the order? They increase in number as it goes on, clockwise."
[02:09] <Sarge> "its like the price is right"
[02:09] <Aoyin> [And then we all die[
[02:09] <Broken> [Roll, sarge]
[02:09] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[02:09] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[02:10] <Sarge> "That might just be a patern for a seemstres to use
[02:10] <Sarge> "for threads and what not"
[02:10] <Arrant> "What part of DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING. Do you not get?"
[02:10] <Sarge> "leave"
[02:10] <Sarge> "NOW"
[02:10] * Sarge hears the clicking
[02:10] <Sarge> [arrant you're still in here right?]
[02:11] <Sarge> [arrant. you're still in here correct?]
[02:11] <Arrant_> [dc'd]
[02:11] <Broken> [He was in the room, yes.]
[02:11] <Sarge> [i ment in the room with me]
[02:11] <Arrant_> [yes i am. what i miss?]
[02:11] <Sarge> [nothing]
[02:11] <Broken> [He heard clicking.]
[02:11] <Sarge> [just asked you to leave the room, and im hearing clicking]
[02:12] * Sarge gulps
[02:12] <Sarge> "Arrant. Leave...please...This could be anything..."
[02:12] * Arrant_ turns to Sarge "What is it?"
[02:12] <Broken> "What do you see about those dots? What's the pattern?"
[02:13] <Sarge> "Im hearing ticking"
[02:13] <Sarge> "as the wheel turns"
[02:13] <Sarge> "Wait..."
[02:13] <Broken> "Like a mechanism?"
[02:13] * Aoyin immitates the clicking with crude bat noises
[02:13] <Arrant_> "They go in an order, increasing the amount as it goes clockwise, from 1-9"
[02:13] * Sarge turns the wheel once so the number is on one"
[02:13] <Sarge> "This....."
[02:13] <Broken> Click
[02:13] <Sarge> "This is"
[02:13] <Sarge> "A combination..."
[02:13] * Sarge turns it to 2"
[02:13] <Broken> "A combination?"
[02:13] <Broken> Click
[02:14] * Sarge turns to broken "Go back to that pillar in the main room. tell me if there are any sequnces of numbers"
[02:14] <Broken> "It's the mechanism of the combination lock! That's the clicking!"
[02:14] <Sarge> "Yes"
[02:14] <Sarge> "And the key is somewhere around here"
[02:14] <Booze_Hound> "try 1234"
[02:14] * Sarge moves it from 1-4
[02:14] <Booze_Hound> "i use it for everything"
[02:14] <Booze_Hound> "also password1"
[02:14] <Arrant_> "Wait! I remember the pillar."
[02:14] <Broken> Click click click
[02:15] <Sarge> "I already said the pillar arrant. one of you go look at it!"
[02:15] * Sarge smiles
[02:15] <Sarge> "this could be something BIG"
[02:15] <Broken> "It wen clock wise and counter-clockwise.... It's the COMBINATION!"
[02:15] <Aoyin> "Once clockwise, once counterclockwise?"
[02:16] <Arrant_> "It went in a pattern from clockwise, to counterclockwise. And there were 6 rows. Clockwise, Counterclockwise, Clockwise, Counterclockwise, Clockwise, Counterclockwise..."
[02:16] <Broken> "But we need the numbers..."
[02:16] <Sarge> "Go get them"
[02:16] <Phoenix_Down> "where's Ikea when you need him?
[02:16] <Booze_Hound> "i got this try 1-1-1-1-1-1"
[02:16] * Broken bolts off. "Who's with me?"
[02:16] <Booze_Hound> "me"
[02:16] * Aoyin runs off with Broken
[02:16] <Phoenix_Down> "I'll go with you broken"
[02:16] * Booze_Hound follows
[02:16] * Sarge tries random combinations trying to get it to work
[02:16] <Sarge> [roll?]
[02:16] <Broken> The foggy corridors blur past.
[02:16] <Broken> [Roll Int]
[02:17] <Sarge> [me?]
[02:17] <Aoyin> [Sheeeit]
[02:17] * Arrant_ tries to remember the patern from his memory.
[02:17] <Broken> [Yup, Sarge Int]
[02:17] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[02:17] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[02:17] <Arrant_> [I'm with Sarge]
[02:17] <Broken> You try in vain to guess the combination.
[02:17] * Sarge sighs
[02:17] <Broken> (My Group)The cavern opens into a broad chamber, branching out ahead into five different pathways. In this chamber, a stalagtite has been fashioned into a column decorated with carved reliefs and dots. In front of the column is a short pedestal, fashioned from the same stone as the column. It bears a small, wooden chest. To your left, mist pours out of a gaping hole in the cave floor.
[02:17] <Sarge> "What do you think this could be for?"
[02:18] <Arrant_> [Roll for memory?]
[02:18] <Broken> [Roll Int, Arrant]
[02:18] <Sarge> "Worst case secenario Hotpot is getting a nice gift" Sarge smiles
[02:18] <Arrant_> "My guess would be a safe. Or a secret passage..."
[02:18] <Arrant_> !roll d20
[02:18] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[02:18] <Broken> "Okay. So, we've got the combo on the column."
[02:19] <Broken> Arrant's memory proves errant.
[02:19] * Arrant_ bangs his hoof on his head "ooo, if ONLY i could remember..."
[02:19] * Aoyin walks a few circles around the column, hoping his great lack of experience here would still let him figure something out
[02:19] <Sarge> "Well dont worry about it"
[02:19] <Arrant_> [HUE Broken]
[02:19] <Booze_Hound> "let's hurry back then"
[02:19] <Phoenix_Down> "lets get to it then!"
[02:20] * Booze_Hound examines column
[02:21] * Aoyin humms, counting the dots in each row
[02:21] * Arrant_ looks at the wheel, and turns it, a bit, listening to it click.
[02:22] * Broken looks over the column, memorizing its features.
[02:22] * Booze_Hound examins the dots
[02:22] * Phoenix_Down checks da dots yo
[02:22] * Sarge spins the wheel randomly agin
[02:22] <Booze_Hound> "i got it"
[02:22] * Arrant_ clicks his tounge. "Although..." He moves his jaw around, in thought "It could be a boobytrap..."
[02:22] <Sarge> [wait retcon that]
[02:22] <Sarge> "Wait...."
[02:22] <Sarge> "Arrant"
[02:22] <Booze_Hound> 6-1-3-8-1-8
[02:22] <Booze_Hound> ""
[02:22] <Broken> [No Retcons on the Broken Train]
[02:22] <Booze_Hound> "lets roll"
[02:22] <Arrant_> "Hm?"
[02:22] <Sarge> [hue]
[02:23] <Aoyin> "One two... Six-" He runs around the column a few times, "One..." He continues to go around the pillar, "Three dots, Eight dots, one dot, eight dots. Six, One, three, Eight, One, Eight.
[02:23] <Arrant_> "What Sarge?"
[02:23] * Broken bolts to rejoin the others.
[02:23] * Sarge thinks
[02:23] * Phoenix_Down follows broken with great haste!
[02:23] <Sarge> "This might be sound activated. are any of the clicks diffrent?"
[02:23] * Booze_Hound runs back
[02:23] <Arrant_> "...Hm. good question. I dunno... Shall we check?"
[02:23] * Aoyin runs after Broken, muttering to himself, "Six-oh-three, eight-one-eight. Six-oh-three, eight-one-eight..."
[02:24] <Sarge> "Lets not mess with it"
[02:24] <Sarge> "until they get back"
[02:24] <Sarge> "I dont want to break it...."
[02:24] <Sarge> [this is some resident evil shit]
[02:24] * Broken dashes back up, slightly out of breath and sparking in every direction. "We've got it!"
[02:24] * Sarge smiles
[02:24] <Sarge> "tell me"
[02:24] <Aoyin> [an' then a zombi pop'd out]
[02:24] <Arrant_> [Not really.]
[02:24] <Sarge> "Aslo"
[02:24] <Booze_Hound> "6-1-3-8-1-8"
[02:24] * Aoyin pants. "Six."
[02:24] <Sarge> "also*"
[02:25] <Sarge> "Arrant"
[02:25] <Aoyin> "One."
[02:25] <Sarge> "leave please"
[02:25] <Aoyin> "Three."
[02:25] <Arrant_> "I'll be fine."
[02:25] * Sarge looks over to arrant "Please"
[02:25] <Sarge> "if this is a trap"
[02:25] <Sarge> "Please"
[02:25] * Sarge gives arrant the pupydog eyes
[02:25] * Aoyin pauses, then speaks when Sarge begins to put the combonation in.
[02:25] <Broken> "Six one three, eight one eight. That's the combo. Start clockwise."
[02:25] <Sarge> [wait]
[02:26] <Arrant_> "I'll be fine. Don't make yourself a matyr."
[02:26] * Sarge Sighs "Broken...can you get him out of here?"
[02:26] <Sarge> "better for just me to get traped then us both"
[02:26] * Sarge smiles
[02:26] * Broken yanks on arrant, to pull him back."
[02:26] <Broken> !roll 1d20 Strength
[02:26] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[02:27] <Arrant_> "HEY!"
[02:27] == GreenLight_ has changed nick to GreenLight
[02:27] * Sarge starts putting in the combination "6"
[02:27] <Arrant_> "Oh, for fucks sake!"
[02:27] <Aoyin> "One."
[02:27] <Aoyin> "Three."
[02:27] * Sarge moves the wheel "one"
[02:27] * Sarge moves the wheel "three"
[02:27] <Aoyin> "Eight."
[02:27] * Sarge moves the wheel "eight"
[02:28] <Broken> The wheel clicks as it moves back and forth.
[02:28] <Aoyin> "One."
[02:28] * Sarge moves the wheel "one"
[02:28] <Aoyin> "Eight."
[02:28] * Sarge moves the wheel "Eight" Sarge takes a deep breath as he turns the wheel for the final time
[02:28] <Broken> [Just a sec]
[02:28] <Sarge> [LETS GET THE PIZZA OUT OF HERE!]
[02:28] <Broken> After having completed the combination, a series of wooden clicks goes off inside the contraption, and a small, stone object dops out of it.
[02:28] <Arrant> [did i miss anything?]
[02:29] * Sarge picks up the stone object
[02:29] * Sarge exaims it
[02:29] <Sarge> examins*
[02:29] * Arrant jerks away "...Seriously. The fuck?!"
[02:29] <Aoyin> "No skelly? What a ripoff."
[02:29] <Sarge> "wait"
[02:29] <Sarge> "this is a cog....or part of it..."
[02:29] <Broken> "It's the other half!"
[02:29] * Sarge tunrs around "any machincal items?"
[02:30] * Arrant eye-twitches
[02:30] * Sarge has his ear's perk up
[02:30] <Broken> "Yeah, the granite slab!
[02:30] <Sarge> "wh..what?"
[02:30] <Aoyin> "Oh boy, now we're gonna have to- What? There's-"
[02:30] * Sarge starts to feel his heart race
[02:30] <Broken> "We've got it!"
[02:30] <Phoenix_Down> "Awesome!"
[02:30] * Sarge puts the cog half in his satchel
[02:30] <Aoyin> "Well, we gonna go use it then?"
[02:30] <Broken> "Arrant! The stone key!"
[02:30] * Sarge moves over to the Spinning wheel and attempts to pick it up
[02:30] <Arrant> "Right..."
[02:31] <Broken> [Roll]
[02:31] <Phoenix_Down> [now we can return it to king ramses and not suffer his curse!]
[02:31] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[02:31] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[02:31] <Sarge> "Fuck...."
[02:31] <Aoyin> [It's my slab!"
[02:31] <Aoyin> ]
[02:31] * Arrant grits his teeth.
[02:31] <Broken> The Contraption is unwieldy, but does lift slightly off the ground.
[02:31] <Sarge> "Guys. help me pick this up"
[02:31] <Arrant> "Can we just get to the slab?"
[02:31] <Sarge> "hotpot will flip shit when she gets this"
[02:31] <Broken> "YES! Slab time!"
[02:31] <Aoyin> "Sarge, we'll come back for it when we leave, a'right?"
[02:31] <Sarge> "First can i get this?"
[02:31] <Sarge> "oh...ok..."
[02:32] * Sarge heads out of the room and towards the main chaimber
[02:32] <Aoyin> "Same as the chest, we'll grab it on the way out."
[02:32] <Sarge> "got it"
[02:32] * Broken trots back, looking more animated than his underfed self has this whole trip.
[02:32] * Arrant follows Broken, fumming.
[02:32] <Sarge> [Borken. that was a 10/10 idea there man. you are an amazing dungenmaster]
[02:32] * Aoyin has never seen the slab, but is still getting HYPE
[02:32] * Booze_Hound follows group
[02:32] <Broken> [Heading to room 12]
[02:32] <Sarge> [it was tricky. but not imposible to figure out]
[02:32] * Phoenix_Down follows he group
[02:33] <Broken> [Sarge, You missed the mosaic puzzle.]
[02:33] <Broken> [An adventure ago. I'll tell you later.]
[02:33] <Sarge> [lol ok]
[02:33] <Sarge> "where to now gents?"
[02:33] <Broken> [And arrant, since he wasn't here for it.]
[02:34] <Broken> After arriving at the main chamber, Broken turns to the right, heading into a tunnel that slopes up slightly.
[02:34] * Sarge folows broken
[02:34] <Aoyin> "The slab, wherever that is." He gasps, "Are we going to have to return it, or suffer his curse!?"
[02:34] * Aoyin follows along, grinning
[02:34] * Sarge smiles "Aoyin
[02:34] * Arrant follows Broken
[02:34] <Sarge> "you're not perfect......"
[02:34] * Sarge grins
[02:34] * Phoenix_Down keeps following broken
[02:34] * Booze_Hound is still following
[02:34] <Broken> The tunnel curves rather sharply to the right and ascends gradually.
[02:35] <Broken> As you enter this chamber, the slight chill of the mists clings to you, almost as much as the chill down your spine. Water drips almost constantly from the ceiling, leaving tiny pocks in the floor, filled with chilled water. To your right, a pile of assorted bones lies on the floor. The skeletons seem almost complete, and one lays over the other.
[02:35] <Broken> The walls are coated in bright yellow paint, forming giant equestrian letters and huge runic symbols. To your left, the cave wall is interrupted by a slab of polished granite.
[02:35] * Sarge walks up to the slab
[02:35] <Broken> http://i.imgur.com/n2pPprs.jpg
[02:36] * Aoyin shudders. "Ech, it's co- Oh, the skellingtons already popped out? Too early guys!"
[02:36] <Broken> [Arrant, can you get to the thread at all?]
[02:36] * Arrant shudders a bit.
[02:36] <Arrant> [nope]
[02:36] <Broken> [Drat. That was an image of the Slab]
[02:36] <Arrant> [i remember your pictures though]
[02:36] <Broken> The slab of polished granite bears a series of nonsensical grooves, both as lines and circles. A circular portion in the center has been cut out. Another slab of ganite can be seen beyond.
[02:37] <Broken> Half of a cog is in the hole.
[02:37] <Sarge> "so whats behind this?"
[02:37] * Arrant tries to read the equestrian letters
[02:37] <Broken> "Don't know."
[02:37] * Aoyin peeks into the hole. "I bet it's more skellingtons."
[02:37] <Phoenix_Down> "or skellington boss!"
[02:37] <Cheren> [i bet it's candy for alloy!]
[02:37] <Aoyin> "Would that be the pumpkin king? But I like him..."
[02:37] <Sarge> [candy! for my little girl!]
[02:37] <Arrant> "GUYS"
[02:38] <Sarge> "its the great pumkin charlie brown!"
[02:38] <Aoyin> "ARRANT"
[02:38] <Broken> "What?"
[02:38] <Phoenix_Down> "arrant?"
[02:38] <Sarge> "DONKY"
[02:38] * Aoyin looks over to him."
[02:38] <Broken> "What is it, Arrant?"
[02:39] <Arrant> "Listen to this!" He reads "'Here lies the UNKNOWN Pack. They were stupid gits. Their treasure now belongs to the UNKNOWN pack."
[02:39] * Arrant smirks "I read treasure..."
[02:39] <Broken> "Yeah. So the DD's that lived here got looted."
[02:39] <Aoyin> "Hehe, stupid gits let the skellingtons get out. Ahem, to be serious... Does it actually say unknown, or are you saying that you don't know what it says?"
[02:40] <Phoenix_Down> "now THATS what I'm talking about!"
[02:40] <Booze_Hound> "HA"
[02:40] <Sarge> "Who has the key?"
[02:40] * Sarge grins 'let's get this bitch open"
[02:40] <Broken> "Arrant does, but your gear is part of it."
[02:40] * Aoyin taps his chin, "So the stupid gits had treasure... I wonder if there's any left on the other side of the door!"
[02:40] * Arrant grins and turns to the party "What say you? ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL?"
[02:40] <Broken> "Let's GO!"
[02:40] <Sarge> [arrant is gona betray us
[02:41] <Sarge> ]*
[02:41] <Phoenix_Down> "hell yea! lets kill ALL the skellingtons!"
[02:41] * Sarge pulls out his cog [hue]
[02:41] <Sarge> "Ready arrant?"
[02:41] * Sarge smiles
[02:41] * Arrant inserts the key, with much grandeur, as he exclaims "ONE PIECE, FOR US ALL!"
[02:42] <Broken> [Is the cog in?]
[02:42] * Sarge does the monkey d luffy laugh "HEHUHUHUHHUHHAAAAAAA" He puts the cog peice where it goes
[02:42] <Phoenix_Down> [i... is it in yet?]
[02:42] <Aoyin> [Aaand there goes my sides][
[02:42] <Arrant> [AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT]
[02:42] <Broken> The cog and key click into place and secure.
[02:42] <Aoyin> [2SPOOKY4ME]
[02:42] * Sarge waits
[02:42] <GreenLight> [>A note pops out]
[02:42] <Broken> [Fortunately, someone already solved the rest of this thing.]
[02:42] <GreenLight> [It reads in perfect English...]
[02:43] <Phoenix_Down> [it reads, ur a fagit]
[02:43] * Sarge grabs the note
[02:43] * Sarge reads it
[02:43] <Booze_Hound> [no, bad light]
[02:43] <Broken> [Sarge, no note.]
[02:43] * Arrant waits, still smirking.
[02:43] <Sarge> [whops no {{{{]
[02:43] <Phoenix_Down> [/me hits light with a rolled up newspaper]
[02:43] <Aoyin> [Greenlight please go]
[02:43] <GreenLight> [/me yelps and absconds back to IC]
[02:43] * Arrant tries turning the key
[02:43] <Aoyin> [What is that I can't even]
[02:44] <Broken> With a small turn, the cogs inside the slab come to life, and it swings away, revealing a whole other room.
[02:44] * Sarge walks into the room
[02:44] <Phoenix_Down> [how big is this slab?]
[02:44] * Arrant immitates a holy chorus with his voice
[02:44] <Broken> [Big enough to walk through.]
[02:44] <Aoyin> "Whoooa Sarge wait a second! Gotta make sure there's no traps!"
[02:44] <Sarge> [to late]
[02:45] <Booze_Hound> [large swinging AZ to the head]
[02:45] <Broken> [AO, Search if you want to. Sarge, RELFEX]
[02:45] <Booze_Hound> AX*
[02:45] <Sarge> [wat?]
[02:45] <Broken> [Sarge, Roll Reflex]
[02:45] <Sarge> !roll d20
[02:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[02:45] * Aoyin pokes his head in and looks around, oh dear lord he expected this
[02:45] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[02:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[02:45] <Aoyin> [Wat]
[02:45] <Phoenix_Down> [do pegasi get a bonus to reflex saves?]
[02:45] <Sarge> [should]
[02:45] <Phoenix_Down> [I mean... don't earth pones get a bonus to fort saves?]
[02:46] <Broken> Sarge jumps back at.... Nothing. Nope. Nothing Moving but a sadistic GM's fingers.
[02:46] <Phoenix_Down> [broken you are officially my favorite kind of GM]
[02:46] * Sarge looks around the room
[02:46] <Arrant> [what i miss?]
[02:46] <Sarge> "What is it?"
[02:46] <Sarge> [roll?]
[02:46] <Aoyin> [HAH]
[02:46] <Broken> [I think Pegs get a reflex bonus. Earthis Fort.]
[02:46] * Phoenix_Down walks into the room cautiously
[02:46] <Arrant> [what i miss?]
[02:46] <Broken> You now stand in a large chamber, over four thousand square feet large. It is carved into the rock, and the walls have been polished smooth. There are a number empty torchposts set into the walls, and an ornate pattern is carved into the floor. There are a number of wooden doors in the walls: five in the left wall and two on the far wall. Double golden doors are on the right.
[02:46] <Broken> [I
[02:47] <Broken> [I'll tell you later Arrant]
[02:47] <Aoyin> [>over 4k square feet large]
[02:47] <Broken> [Is big.]
[02:47] * Sarge takes a deep breath "Woahhhh"
[02:47] <Phoenix_Down> "so... what do you think? go for the big gold one first?"
[02:47] * Sarge looks around
[02:47] <Aoyin> [Why not just 70x70, kek]
[02:47] <Sarge> "we should clear out the smaller ones"
[02:47] <Sarge> "first"
[02:47] * Arrant jaw drops "Is that... is that gold?... Solid... gold?"
[02:47] <Sarge> "wait"
[02:47] <Sarge> "stop"
[02:48] <Sarge> [how many of us are here]
[02:48] <Broken> "It's likely the treasure room. We should save it for last."
[02:48] <Sarge> "No. Its not"
[02:48] <Aoyin> "Adrenaline is a hell of a dru-" He gapes, staring around the large room.
[02:48] <Sarge> "Thats not the treasure room"
[02:48] <Broken> [Six, plus that shadow that doesn't add up.]
[02:48] <Phoenix_Down> "oh gosh but... treasure sounds so good right now"
[02:48] * Sarge looks around more
[02:48] * Arrant nods quickly, in agreement with Broken, babbling
[02:48] <Sarge> "ok, what do we know about the people that made his place
[02:48] <Booze_Hound> "treasure always sound good "
[02:48] <Sarge> "First off they think outisde the box"
[02:48] <Sarge> "What makes more sense to you?"
[02:48] <Broken> "They are likely dead Diamond Dogs."
[02:49] <Booze_Hound> "good crafts men"
[02:49] <Phoenix_Down> "well broken, you are in charge as far as I'm concerned, treasure last?"
[02:49] <Booze_Hound> "can into diggy diggy hole"
[02:49] <Broken> "I'm thinking so, but it's up for discussion."
[02:49] <Sarge> "thats not the treausre rom phoenix"
[02:49] <Arrant> "I... I think we might be done here..."
[02:49] <Broken> "You think it's a fake?"
[02:49] <Sarge> "I know it is"
[02:49] <Phoenix_Down> "well of course not, they spent all the treasure making the golden doors... but man, look at those doors!"
[02:49] * Sarge walks up to the golden doors
[02:49] <Aoyin> "Wait... Wait I get it, Sarge. Spatial thinking, they know people will go for the big shiny door first..."
[02:49] <Arrant> "U-unless, there's anything else?" [did we see that gong?]
[02:50] <Sarge> "yes"
[02:50] <Booze_Hound> "could be a boss room"
[02:50] <Aoyin> "So they put the treasure elsewhere..."
[02:50] <Broken> [In the western section]
[02:50] <Sarge> "I gaurentee there is something we DONT want behind this door"
[02:50] <Sarge> "ok"
[02:50] <Sarge> "there are 6 of us"
[02:50] <Sarge> "everyone take a door"
[02:50] * Sarge walks up to a random door
[02:50] * Aoyin looks around the room, taking another look at everything, also counting the doors again
[02:50] <Phoenix_Down> "well it seems a bit contrived to me, why do all the other shit to just make another trap?"
[02:50] * Arrant stands up, and regains composer. "Boss, eh?"
[02:50] * Booze_Hound takes a door
[02:50] * Phoenix_Down takes the door on the right
[02:50] * Arrant takes a door
[02:51] <Sarge> "Ok. Open your door"
[02:51] <Broken> [Ooh, but this may be complicated. I like it.]
[02:51] * Sarge opens his door
[02:51] <Sarge> [lets do what we see one at a time]
[02:51] * Booze_Hound is waiting
[02:51] <Sarge> [otherwise this will be a cluster fuck]
[02:51] <Broken> [We're going to handle this one at a time. Booze. First]
[02:51] * Aoyin walks up to a door, continuing to look around. "Must be something else...."
[02:51] <Sarge> [oh nvm then]
[02:52] <Broken> You find yourself in a small bedroom, with most of its space taken up by a large, wooden bed. A small nightstand is to its right. Both seem to be well preserved.
[02:52] <Booze_Hound> "ohh looks good"
[02:52] <Broken> [Arrant] You find yourself in a small bedroom, with most of its space taken up by a large, wooden bed. A small nightstand is to its right. Both seem to be well preserved.
[02:52] <Sarge> [so booze found the bedroom?]
[02:52] <Sarge> [so wait they are both bedrooms?]
[02:52] <Broken> [Seems so.]
[02:52] <Aoyin> [IT'S ALL BEDROOMS]
[02:52] * Booze_Hound checks what night stand
[02:52] * Sarge checks whats in his nightstand
[02:52] * Arrant checks the nightstand
[02:53] <Booze_Hound> is in*
[02:53] <Aoyin> [Sarge he didn't get to you brah[
[02:53] <Sarge> [oh so far only booze has a bedroom?]
[02:53] <Sarge> [sory dis confusing]
[02:53] <Broken> Sarge also finds a bedroom.
[02:53] * Aoyin is waiting patiently for the GM to call him
[02:53] <Broken> Aoyin Finds a bedroom as well.
[02:54] <Broken> Four bedrooms, all in a row.
[02:54] <Sarge> "Search the rooms. Look for ANYTHING out of the ordinary"
[02:54] <Phoenix_Down> [ooh, then what did I find on the right?]
[02:54] <Broken> [I'll get to you.]
[02:54] <Broken> [Gentlemen searching the bedrooms, ROLL]
[02:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
[02:55] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[02:55] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[02:55] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[02:55] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[02:55] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[02:55] <Aoyin> [SARGE I DON'T WANT YOUR ROLLS STOP DOING THAT]
[02:55] <Sarge> [c:]
[02:55] <Arrant> !roll d20 Strip them down. Make them frown!
[02:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[02:55] <Sarge> [you want my buns tho]
[02:55] <Broken> [Booze] You find a bundle of delicate papers, all covered in writing of two different hands. The language is a bit obscure. While most of it seems to be written in equestrian, runic symbols appear throughout, and many repeat. There seem to be two different kinds of paper, and each time it switches paper, it switches penmanship. The second to last page is a rough map of an area, with a pathway and an X marked on it. There are more than twenty pages.
[02:56] <Phoenix_Down> [there are more than twenty pag]
[02:56] * Sarge takes the papers
[02:56] <Broken> [Crap. Should've PM'ed that.]
[02:56] <Sarge> [oh wait]
[02:56] <Aoyin> [SARGE YOU AIN'T FIND ANYTHING]
[02:56] <Sarge> [sorry]
[02:56] <Arrant> [there are more than twenty pageants?]
[02:56] <Sarge> [I know i dident see booze]
[02:56] <Broken> [Pages. That's where it ends.]
[02:56] * Booze_Hound looks over papers reading the equestrian
[02:57] * Sarge sighs. he walks back into the main chambers. "Anyone find anyhting?"
[02:57] * Booze_Hound walks out with all the papers
[02:57] <Booze_Hound> "i got this"
[02:57] * Broken walks into another of the rooms.
[02:57] * Arrant is waiting on Broken to tell him if he found anything
[02:57] * Sarge looks to booze. he holds out his hoof "May i see them?"
[02:57] * Phoenix_Down waits patiently in the room to the right
[02:58] * Aoyin didn't find anything nifty... So he checks to see what was on the bed, sheets and blankets-wise
[02:58] * Booze_Hound gives the page with the map
[02:58] <Broken> [All other bedrooms are bare of anything not a bed or nightstand.]
[02:58] <Broken> [Phoenix]
[02:58] * Sarge looks at the map
[02:58] <Broken> The doorway, being ten feet across and bearing ornate doors, is quite impressive. The golden doors have an engraved sculpture of the "mother" Diamond Dog and her pups standing next to each other. Each pup is holding an object aloft. The left is holding a staff, the one next to that, an emerald, followed by an amethyst, and then a sapphire. As you open the door, the opulescence of the room is quite stunning. It is about thirty feet square, with reliefs carved into each wall and polished to a smoothness you h
[02:58] <Broken> [Tell me where it cuts off.]
[02:58] <Booze_Hound> It is about thirty feet square, with r
[02:58] <Sarge> [wait who opned the golden doors?]
[02:58] <Phoenix_Down> [thrity feet square, with r]
[02:59] <Broken> It is about thirty feet square, with reliefs carved into each wall and polished to a smoothness you had thought was only possible with power tools. The floor is gently sloped to the center, where a metal grate is set. A slight twinkle of light reflects back at you from the grate.
[02:59] <Phoenix_Down> [wait, i thought there was a regular door on the right side...]
[02:59] <Broken> [Phoenix did.]
[02:59] * Arrant exits the room, taking the blankets/sheets, from the bed
[02:59] <Sarge> "Arrant. take that matress to please"
[02:59] <Sarge> "Rainy needs one"
[02:59] <Broken> [Far.]
[02:59] * Sarge walks over to the golden doors
[02:59] * Phoenix_Down checks out the grate
[03:00] * Sarge looks at the statue
[03:00] <Sarge> "Look at this"
[03:00] * Arrant walks over to the Golden doors
[03:00] <Broken> [What statue?]
[03:00] <Sarge> [the engraveing*]
[03:00] <Broken> [Ah.]
[03:00] * Aoyin walks back out, amazed to see the doors open. He trots over to them, and into the room. "... Someone took their time on this room..."
[03:00] * Arrant gasp at the sight
[03:00] <Sarge> "Guys come here"
[03:01] * Booze_Hound walks over
[03:01] * Broken trots back over to the gold room.
[03:01] <Booze_Hound> [you give the page back sarge?]
[03:01] <Broken> "Whoah."
[03:01] * Aoyin looks over all of the carvings, curious of what they were.
[03:01] <Sarge> [no not yet]
[03:01] <Sarge> "Look at that staff. and the jewls"
[03:01] <Booze_Hound> "dibs"
[03:01] <Broken> The relief scrolls around the room, starting at the door and moving clockwise. It depicts a pup (bearing a resemblance to the one who was holding an amethyst) who leaves the mother and begins to dig. We find him holding a jewel aloft, but this time, it is merely carved into the stone wall.
[03:02] * Phoenix_Down stuffs something into his saddlebags nonchalontly "man this room is cool!"
[03:02] <Broken> It then depicts him, with the help of other diamond dogs, carving a home and sealing it with a door. They then go about collecting crystals. It also depicts the arrival of griffons, and how the diamond dogs hid in their caves for some time.
[03:02] <Broken> The final panel of the relief shows four diamond dogs, three of whom have their faces carved right off the relief. It seems strange, however, how the panel depicting the door is twice the size of the other panels. It nearly touches the floor and ceiling.
[03:02] <Sarge> !roll d20 see what Phoneix just did
[03:02] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:03] * Sarge walks overt to Phoenix
[03:03] <Sarge> "What was that?"
[03:03] * Arrant tries to pry out one of the gems.
[03:03] <Sarge> [you're gona get us killed arrant]
[03:03] <Broken> [Roll Strength]
[03:03] * Phoenix_Down looks at sarge "nothing sarge"
[03:03] <Arrant> !roll d20 Sapphire [Do I get Earth Pony Bonus?]
[03:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[03:04] * Booze_Hound takes staff
[03:04] <Sarge> "Phoenix. What did you just put in your saddlebag?" Sarge says with a stern tone. The massive pegisis towering over phoenix
[03:04] <Broken> The sapphire pops free of its mounting, you thieving louse.
[03:04] <Booze_Hound> "sarge leave him alone"
[03:04] <Arrant> [:3]
[03:04] <Broken> [Roll Strength, Booze]
[03:04] <Sarge> [and then it turns into a liveing beetal and burrows into his brain
[03:04] <Phoenix_Down> [oh they are actual gems? i thought it was like a painting]
[03:04] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 [also earth pone strength]
[03:04] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[03:05] <Sarge> "Booze. Phoenix pocked something....."
[03:05] <Booze_Hound> "so?"
[03:05] <Aoyin> "Ohh, so was it the griphons that stole their treasure? Interesting... And look at these three, their faces are gone. Sibling rivalry..?" He takes another look around the room, pretty damn oblivious to the looting people in the room. "Wonder if..."
[03:05] <Booze_Hound> "also give me back my page"
[03:05] * Sarge looks sternly at Phoenix "I want to know what it was"
[03:05] <Broken> The staff, merely carved into the gold, does not pop out."
[03:05] <Phoenix_Down> "its nothing that concerns you sarge"
[03:05] <Booze_Hound> "it's not your business"
[03:05] * Sarge give that page back to booze
[03:06] * Arrant pockets the saphire. "Rather not test my luck, today."
[03:06] <Phoenix_Down> [besides, how would you have even seen me do it? it was sametime as you being in a bedroom]
[03:06] <Sarge> "It is my business if you took something. It could be important or part of a key. I dont mind you haveing it. we just need to know what it is"
[03:06] <Broken> "So, it's a golden-doored room to their history?"
[03:06] <Booze_Hound> "not your business"
[03:06] <Arrant> "I guess their history was their treasure."
[03:07] <Sarge> "Booze. what if its part of a key?"
[03:07] <Sarge> "or something important?"
[03:07] <Booze_Hound> "i winder what griffon tribe this was."
[03:07] * Arrant trots over to Broken
[03:07] <Booze_Hound> wonder*
[03:07] <Broken> "That... Holds water, Arrant."
[03:07] <Arrant> "What do you mean?"
[03:07] * Sarge looks to Phoenix "Phoenix. Im not gona take it from you. I just want to know what it was. as far as im concernd its yours" Sarge smiles warmly at Phoenix
[03:07] * Booze_Hound walks next to recard
[03:08] <Broken> "Some cultures, their history really is important. So... Why is the door panel so big?"
[03:08] * Aoyin nods. "Seems to be. They decorated it as we-" He puts his hoof to his face, "You three, we're a group. If any of us find anything, we get first dibs, but we gotta share WHAT it is we found. Jesus christ do you people even party... Whatever, what was I saying...? Ah, yes. There were a few jewels in the wall, too. So it IS possible that, well, ALL of this was their treasure."
[03:08] * Booze_Hound whispers to recard
[03:09] <Arrant> "Hm... What do you think Broken?"
[03:09] <Broken> "This seems too simple. I think Sarge was right. This can't be the treasure room."
[03:09] * Aoyin looks to the last panel again. "Maybe that was supposed to be their prime? Their very proudest moment, when they all stood together? But again, three of the faces are carved off..."
[03:09] <Booze_Hound> "it's nothing sarge"
[03:09] <Broken> "And there were three skeletons outside."
[03:10] <Arrant> "Hm..." He examines the room for anything suspicious.
[03:10] * Aoyin can't hold face, "Half-Life Three confirmed."
[03:10] <Phoenix_Down> "so there is still a fourth one? or at least was?"
[03:10] <Phoenix_Down> [hue]
[03:10] * Sarge puts his hoof on Phoenix's shoulder "If you dont want to show it to me you dont have to.....but please dont hold out on us from now on. it could lead to much better things"
[03:10] * Sarge backs off of Phoenix
[03:10] <Phoenix_Down> "its fine sarge, if I thought it was pertinent, I would have shared"
[03:10] <Booze_Hound> "the other one could be somewhere"
[03:10] <Broken> [Roll, Arrant]
[03:10] <Arrant> !roll d20
[03:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:11] * Aoyin humms. "That'd make sense Rec." He looks at the carving to see if there was anything special about the safe-faced diamond dog.
[03:11] <Broken> [Ao, Roll]
[03:12] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[03:12] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[03:12] * Sarge looks around for anything that looks out of the ordinary
[03:12] <Aoyin> [The rolls, why kek]
[03:12] <Aoyin> "Looks... Like a diamond dog. Huh..."
[03:12] <Sarge> "wait...."
[03:12] * Arrant examines the panel featuring the "front door"
[03:12] * Booze_Hound looks around as well
[03:13] * Sarge moves up to the front door pannel
[03:13] <Phoenix_Down> [so wait, just a tad confused here, when you say he is holding a gem aloft, but this time it is just carved in, like there should be a gem there but its missing?"
[03:13] <Sarge> "This is a door...."
[03:13] <Phoenix_Down> []
[03:13] <Broken> [Yup]
[03:13] * Sarge runs his hoof along the pannel trying to see it he can hit a swtich of some kind
[03:13] <Arrant> [roll for it?]
[03:13] * Phoenix_Down investigates the area where a gem is missing
[03:13] <Broken> [That was to Phoenix]
[03:14] <Sarge> [roll broken?]
[03:14] * Arrant examines the panel featuring the "front door"
[03:14] <Broken> [Arrant, Sarge, Roll]
[03:14] <Sarge> !roll d20
[03:14] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[03:14] <Arrant> !roll d20
[03:14] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[03:14] <Booze_Hound> [no roll for me?]
[03:14] * Sarge re enters the combination he used on the spinning wheel
[03:14] <Sarge> on the disk
[03:14] <Broken> [Go for it.]
[03:15] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
[03:15] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[03:15] <Broken> The door clicks open.
[03:15] <Booze_Hound> [woot woot, represent]
[03:15] * Sarge smiles
[03:15] <Sarge> "Hey guys"
[03:15] <Sarge> 'Looky what i just found"
[03:15] <Arrant> "I heard it"
[03:15] <Phoenix_Down> "whats that sarge?"
[03:15] <Aoyin> "Hmm?" He walks over to Sarge. "Whassat?"
[03:15] * Sarge points to the now open door
[03:15] <Booze_Hound> "nice"
[03:15] <Sarge> "I think they put a small fraction of there treasure in this room
[03:15] <Broken> "A hidden room!"
[03:16] <Sarge> "so when people found it"
[03:16] <Booze_Hound> "sarge, will you do the honors?"
[03:16] * Arrant walks in the door looking around
[03:16] <Sarge> "Thankyou I would love to"
[03:16] <Broken> You have entered a rough area of the caverns. It looks completely unfinished. Other than the heaping pile of crystals on the floor.
[03:16] <Sarge> "ok then...
[03:16] * Sarge walks into the room and picks up a crystal
[03:16] * Sarge stares into it
[03:16] <Aoyin> "Whoa... Now before we get- Damnit Sarge."
[03:16] * Broken walks in.
[03:16] <Booze_Hound> "wowza"
[03:16] <Sarge> [#yolo]
[03:16] * Arrant looks at the crystals and picks one up, examining it closely
[03:16] <Sarge> [arrant wtf m8]
[03:17] <Broken> It is very crystally.
[03:17] <Phoenix_Down> "woah crystals galore!"
[03:17] <Sarge> "What are these for?"
[03:17] * Sarge smiles
[03:17] <Broken> The pile of crystals is abundant and varied. Jewels and stones of many kinds can be found here. All of the stones are uncut and unpolished, save for three. Perfectly cut, an amethyst, a sapphire, and an emerald.
[03:17] <Aoyin> "Damnit Ar- Damnit Bro- Sheit." He looks around the room to check for any traps before entering.
[03:17] <GreenLight> [>Greeeeeen jewelry]
[03:17] * Sarge moves over and picks up the stones
[03:17] <Broken> The door slams shut behind your crew, and the sound of trickling water can be heard in the distance.
[03:17] * Sarge leaves the room back into the pannel room
[03:17] * Arrant takes the Amythestis
[03:17] <Sarge> oh wait nvm
[03:18] <Booze_Hound> [i never entered]
[03:18] <Aoyin> [How trickling?]
[03:18] <Sarge> [lol have fun dieing booze]
[03:18] <Broken> [Then you survive.]
[03:18] <Arrant> "Aaaand there goes our exit."
[03:18] <Broken> [In the dark]
[03:18] * Booze_Hound panics "GUYS!"
[03:18] <Broken> "OH CRAP! OH CRAP!"
[03:18] <Arrant> "NO ONE PANIC!"
[03:18] <Phoenix_Down> [wait the room with the crystals just got sealed off?]
[03:18] <Sarge> "Guys"
[03:18] <Sarge> "Calm down"
[03:18] * Booze_Hound bangs on door
[03:18] * Phoenix_Down panics internally
[03:18] <Arrant> "Remain! Calm!"
[03:18] <Sarge> "Stop"
[03:18] <Broken> [Yup]
[03:19] <Sarge> "everyone stop movieng"
[03:19] <Sarge> "everyone take a deep breath"
[03:19] * Sarge takes a deep breath
[03:19] * Broken stands still, sparks flying everywhere from his horn.
[03:19] <Sarge> "Now"
[03:19] <Booze_Hound> [so room with crystals is sealed and has water trickling?]
[03:19] * Phoenix_Down looks for another exit to the room
[03:19] <Broken> [Everyone stop]
[03:19] <Arrant_> [what i miss?]
[03:19] * Aoyin puts a hoof to his forehead. "I for just a second decide to jump on the bandwagon, and we GET STUCK IN A FUCKING TRAP." He shakes his head and just takes a moment to look around, bat eyes hopefully able to see in what may or may not have been dark.
[03:19] <Sarge> "Stop Aoyin"
[03:19] <Aoyin> [Stopping]
[03:19] <Sarge> "were fine"
[03:20] <Sarge> "ok"
[03:20] <Sarge> "Now"
[03:20] <Sarge> "the good news is"
[03:20] <Broken> [Arrant, The Secret Treasure Room is BOOBY TRAPPED. We're locked in.]
[03:20] <Sarge> "we found the real treasure room. the bad news is were in a trap
[03:20] <Sarge> "but were not dead"
[03:20] <Arrant_> "Sarge. Everyone. Shush."
[03:20] <Sarge> [arrant i swear to god if you dont stop]
[03:20] <Broken> [You, me, Sarge, Ao are stuck.]
[03:21] * Sarge calls out "BOOZE"
[03:21] <Sarge> "CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"
[03:21] <Booze_Hound> [roll to hear?]
[03:21] <Broken> [Sarge, He has a bad connection. He DC's]
[03:21] * Arrant_ takes the crystal and shows it to Merrill
[03:21] <Sarge> [im just messing]
[03:21] <Booze_Hound> "I HEAR YOU"
[03:21] <Aoyin> "That's pretty obvious, Sarge. And I'm fine, just irked that I... Fack."
[03:21] <Broken> The little cat mewls
[03:21] <Phoenix_Down> [wait, am I in the room or with booze?]
[03:21] <Sarge> "BOOZE. RE ENTER THE COMBINATION ON THE DISK"
[03:21] <Sarge> "IT SHOULD RE OPEN THE DOOR"
[03:22] <Broken> [You are on teh outside in the dark with Booze.]
[03:22] * Arrant_ waves it in her face "Do you make anything of this?"
[03:22] * Booze_Hound looks at disks
[03:22] <Booze_Hound> [numbers changed?]
[03:22] <Phoenix_Down> [oh yea we don't have the torch]
[03:22] <Sarge> [no]
[03:22] <Broken> [I have the torch.]
[03:22] <Phoenix_Down> [>darkness]
[03:22] <Sarge> "broken. look around. carefully"
[03:22] <Booze_Hound> [i'm asking broken if the numbers changed]
[03:22] <Aoyin> [And the bat is in the room with the torch. GG NO RE.]
[03:22] <Sarge> "everyone els stay calm. booze is gona get us out"
[03:22] <Sarge> [oh aight]
[03:22] <Broken> [I'm in the trapped room.]
[03:23] <Phoenix_Down> [Rekt status - everyone]
[03:23] <Booze_Hound> [>relying on the drunk to save the day]
[03:23] * Arrant_ sighs, and assumes the cat knows nothing
[03:23] <Booze_Hound> [i know but GM broken]
[03:23] * Sarge goes over to one of the crystals
[03:23] * Arrant_ looks around the room
[03:23] * Sarge sees if they are fraigle. he trhows one agisnt the ground
[03:23] <Sarge> throws*
[03:24] <Broken> It shatters.
[03:24] * Sarge grins
[03:24] <Broken> Into Tiny pieces
[03:24] <Broken> You monster
[03:24] * Sarge picks up a peice of shatterd crystal and puts it in his mouth
[03:24] * Phoenix_Down attempts to feel his way to reenter the door combination
[03:24] * Booze_Hound pulls lever
[03:24] * Sarge gently rubs the crystal with his tounge seeing if it will disolve
[03:24] * Aoyin decides to take a moment and walk around the room, eyes flitting over the walls, floor, and cieling, looking for any sort of... Anything. "Sarge, why you... My god these ponies..."
[03:24] <Broken> [Phoenix, Roll your... Touch?]
[03:24] <Booze_Hound> [mouth gets cut up]
[03:24] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 for... touch?
[03:24] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[03:24] <Arrant_> [do i roll perception?]
[03:25] <Phoenix_Down> [RIP in peace guys]
[03:25] <Broken> [Ao, Arrant, Roll Perception]
[03:25] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[03:25] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[03:25] <Sarge> [broken i know you got a lot to do. Guys lets stop so broken can get his shit together]
[03:25] <Arrant_> !roll d20
[03:25] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[03:25] * Booze_Hound lights molotov for light source
[03:25] * Booze_Hound sets it down
[03:25] * Booze_Hound pulls lever
[03:25] <Phoenix_Down> [/me tips it over by accident]
[03:25] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
[03:26] <Broken> [Booze. There is no lever.]
[03:26] <Sarge> [its a disk]
[03:26] * Phoenix_Down can now see the disk, tries the combination again
[03:26] <Arrant> "Guys... hold on..."
[03:26] <Broken> The disk doesn't budge.
[03:27] <Aoyin> "How many cut crystals were there?"
[03:27] <Broken> "Three."
[03:27] * Arrant looks over at the pile of crystals and the jewels, then over at then indentions in the wall
[03:27] <Booze_Hound> "shit man what do we do?"
[03:27] <Sarge> "Ok. now"
[03:27] <Sarge> "BOOZE TRY IT IN REVERSE"
[03:27] <Phoenix_Down> [well booze, it sure does suck that nobody else showed up for the adventure, lets just go home...]
[03:27] <Sarge> "TRY THE COMBINATION IN REVERSE"
[03:27] <Booze_Hound> "THERE STUCK"
[03:27] * Arrant takes the Amythesis, and tries to put it in the indent
[03:28] <Phoenix_Down> "THE DISK IS STUCK"
[03:28] <Booze_Hound> "THEY WON'T BUDGE"
[03:28] <Aoyin> "Three crystals, but four holes..."
[03:28] <Phoenix_Down> [I know what the fourth whole needs *grabs dick*]
[03:28] <Sarge> [i thought he said "PILE of crystals]
[03:28] <Sarge> [phoenix]
[03:28] <Aoyin> [Gems, whatever]
[03:28] <Phoenix_Down> [*hole]
[03:28] <Broken> [Cut crystals]
[03:28] <Arrant> [Three Jewels. Not Crystals]
[03:29] * Broken peers at the door.
[03:29] * Arrant takes a Gem, and tries to put it in the indent
[03:29] <Sarge> [Phoenix you have what will save us]
[03:29] <Booze_Hound> [he isn't with you]
[03:29] <Booze_Hound> [hue]
[03:29] * Sarge goes over to the door "BOOZE. YOU NEED TO TRY WHATEVER YOU CAN"
[03:29] <Sarge> [We are gona die]
[03:29] * Booze_Hound bucks door
[03:29] <Sarge> "THATS NOT GONA WORK....WAIT..."
[03:30] <Broken> [Roll strength]
[03:30] <Sarge> "EVERYONE PUSH UP AGINST THE DOOR"
[03:30] * Aoyin gasps, shuddering. "Guys. Guys we need to get out. Now. Soon. Whenever."
[03:30] <Booze_Hound> [+2 for earth pony?]
[03:30] <Broken> [Yup]
[03:30] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2
[03:30] <GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8
[03:30] <Booze_Hound> [fuck]
[03:30] <Broken> It's very solid.
[03:30] <Phoenix_Down> [the door big enough for us to buck same time?]
[03:30] * Sarge braces himesef. With his massive hooves he slams into the door
[03:30] <Sarge> !roll d20
[03:30] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[03:30] <Broken> [If aimed well]
[03:30] <Arrant> [I tried putting a gem in a hole. That's not working?]
[03:31] <Phoenix_Down> "lets go booze, lets show this door what the true power of booze can do!"
[03:31] <Broken> The door is like honeybadger. Don't care.
[03:31] * Sarge thins about Alloy and Compound "God Damit"
[03:31] <Broken> The door does not react to the input of one crystal.
[03:31] * Sarge rears back and slams into the door agin
[03:31] <Sarge> [re roll?]
[03:31] <Broken> [roll]
[03:31] * Aoyin goes over to the heap of crystals and starts to dig through it, looking for a fourth gem. "We only need one mo- Wait... Wait a minute..." He looks over his shoulder, "Guys! Wasn't there another gem in the wall outside!?"
[03:31] * Arrant takes another gem from the pile and puts it in another hole
[03:32] <Sarge> [can i get a +1 for fear of looseing my family?]
[03:32] * Booze_Hound looks at door to see if there are runes that match the paper runes
[03:32] <Broken> Water has now filled the floor.
[03:32] <Broken> A thin layer of water goes up your hoof.
[03:32] <Sarge> [broken?]
[03:32] <Broken> [No.]
[03:33] * Aoyin yells, thinly hiding his panic, "Hello!? Anyone remember!? Fourth gem outside in the wall!?"
[03:33] <Arrant> [dc'd]
[03:33] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[03:33] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[03:33] * Sarge starts to tear up a minute "Kusssooo...."
[03:33] <Broken> [How many jewels have you put in?]
[03:33] <Arrant> [2. Gonna put the 3rd in now]
[03:33] <Broken> As Sarge bucks the door, the jewels Arrant has put in pop out.
[03:34] <Booze_Hound> [runes on the door broken?]
[03:34] <Broken> [No runes, but there are dots.]
[03:34] <Arrant> "Sarge! Stop that!"
[03:34] * Sarge runs around the room looking despretly for the sorce of the water
[03:34] * Phoenix_Down goes to the indention in the wall, taking the amethyst from his bag and placing it where it fits into the wall
[03:34] <Sarge> "Sorry. Plan B!"
[03:34] * Booze_Hound looks at the dots
[03:34] * Arrant puts the gems in the door again
[03:35] * Sarge jumps into the knee high water and starts swiming around like a fishy
[03:35] * Aoyin runs to the door, eyes wide, watching what Arrant does.
[03:35] <Arrant> [2 gems in now]
[03:35] * Sarge grabs some cloth out of his satchel
[03:35] * Arrant takes a deep breath, and places the third one in
[03:35] * Sarge ripes it to shreads and starts stuffing it in the holes where the water is comeing out of trying to slow the processe
[03:36] <Broken> The door releases a clicking noise, and a light shines through.
[03:36] <Broken> [Before it is open....]
[03:36] <Broken> [Arrant, Roll Int for your memory.]
[03:36] <Arrant> !roll d20 Int
[03:36] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[03:37] <Broken> The light shines through, but the door does not move.
[03:37] <Sarge> [have i slowled down the water?]
[03:37] * Booze_Hound looks at the dots AGAIN
[03:37] * Broken wades in the shallow water. "Maybe the order is important?"
[03:37] <Arrant> [ahehe... reroll?]
[03:38] <Broken> [No, Sarge. You may Arrant.]
[03:38] * Arrant looks through the crack in the door
[03:38] <Aoyin> "The order, the order, what was it, what was it..."
[03:38] <Arrant> !roll d20 Memory pls
[03:38] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[03:38] <Arrant> [MEMORY PLS]
[03:38] <Phoenix_Down> [dat memory]
[03:38] <Broken> "HEY GUYS! WHAT ORDER IS THE GEMS ON THE OUTER DOOR? Oh wait... I have the torch."
[03:38] * Arrant taps on his head. "Thinkthinkthinkthinkthinkthink..."
[03:38] <Broken> !roll 1d20 memory
[03:38] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[03:39] <Aoyin> "The wall, the wall, it must have had something to do with the wall... Okay, what was it... Three gems, they did something- What?"
[03:39] <Arrant> "...Oh shit."
[03:39] * Phoenix_Down takes his gem back, it obviously having done nothing
[03:39] * Arrant tries to remember
[03:39] <Broken> "Staff...Emerald... I can't remember the order of the other two..."
[03:40] <Aoyin> "Okay, okay, three diamond dogs had their faces cut out... It must be those ones'... Were there crystals on their's..?"
[03:40] <Aoyin> [Can I roll for mem'ries?]
[03:40] <Arrant> "If at first you don't succeed, try again?"
[03:40] * Booze_Hound enters the dots into the lock
[03:40] <Broken> [PLEASE DO AO!]
[03:41] <Arrant> [last reroll?]
[03:41] <Broken> The water is now up to the knees.
[03:41] <Aoyin> !roll d20 for probat brain
[03:41] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:41] <GreenLight> [G-gud enuf?]
[03:42] <Arrant> !roll d20 r-remember?
[03:42] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[03:42] <Broken> [Phew]
[03:42] <Sarge> !Roll d20 rember
[03:42] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[03:42] <Sarge> [hue]
[03:42] * Booze_Hound does afull charge at the door to break it down
[03:42] * Arrant is scratching his head "Anyone?!"
[03:42] <Aoyin> "It was- It was- Arrant!" He turns to the mudpone, "Arrant! It's The emerald, the amathyst, then the sapphire, like on the mural!"
[03:43] <Broken> "But there's an empty one."
[03:43] <Arrant> "Oh! Right! OF COURSE!" He puts the gems in order
[03:43] <Booze_Hound> [roll strength?]
[03:43] <Aoyin> "One had the staff, the next the emerald, next the sapphire... Shit, Broken, that's right..."
[03:43] <Broken> "Staff was first! Leave the first one empty!"
[03:44] <Broken> [Booze, you may roll.]
[03:44] <Booze_Hound> !rolld20+2
[03:44] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2
[03:44] <GameServ> (12) + 2 == 14
[03:44] <Arrant> "Right!" He puts the gems in order, leaving the first one empty
[03:44] <Aoyin> [inb4 Booze just broke the gems]
[03:44] <Booze_Hound> "AHHHHHHH"
[03:44] <Broken> The door shakes, but the water holds the gems in place.
[03:44] <Booze_Hound> *thud*
[03:45] <Broken> The door clicks and slides open as colored light streams through the gems.
[03:45] <Booze_Hound> "you next phonx"
[03:45] * Booze_Hound is dizzy
[03:45] * Arrant would cross fingers if he had them
[03:45] <Phoenix_Down> [the door opened?]
[03:45] <Broken> Water gushes through the door, pushing pone and gem alike into the fake room.
[03:45] * Aoyin 's breath catches in his throat. "Oh shi- Yes! Something happened! Ahh- Ahh, guys! Th-the co- AH!" He loses his footing and falls through the door.
[03:45] <Broken> The water pours into the drain, never to be seen again.
[03:46] * Arrant cheers with delight and joy "Gents..." He smiles, and releases his breath "We're home free..."
[03:46] <Phoenix_Down> "oh thank god! are you guys alright?"
[03:46] * Broken is swept away, fighting to keep the torch aloft.
[03:46] <Broken> !roll 1d20
[03:46] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[03:46] <Broken> The light goes out.
[03:46] * Sarge coughs
[03:46] * Arrant is then swept away "O SHI-"
[03:46] <Aoyin> "Oh dear GOD!" Whenever he slid to a stop he'd stand, panting. "Ha, haha, if I had pants they wouldn't be, but..."
[03:46] * Booze_Hound light goes oot as well
[03:47] <Booze_Hound> "YOU'RE ALL ALIVE"
[03:47] * Sarge stands up and shakes the water off
[03:47] * Sarge looks around the room
[03:47] <Arrant> [did we pass by that gong?]
[03:47] * Aoyin stops for a moment to catch his breath, starting to laugh. "Ohhh boy, that was a fun one!"
[03:47] <Broken> [It's in the western half of the caves. We're still in the fake treasure room.]
[03:47] * Arrant stands up and cracks his neck. "That was an adventure." He shakes himself dry
[03:48] <Broken> "We need a light."
[03:48] <Phoenix_Down> "everyone okay? nobody get injured?"
[03:48] * Sarge starts picking up the gems he can see glisten in the darkness
[03:48] <Phoenix_Down> [>glisten]
[03:48] <Broken> [Roll for blindsight]
[03:48] <Phoenix_Down> [>no light]
[03:48] <Booze_Hound> [sarge you greedy bastard]
[03:48] * Arrant nods "Right. Light Anyone?"
[03:48] * Aoyin decides to pluck up one of each color crystal if he could see them, chuckling to himself. "Hey... I wonder..."
[03:49] <Broken> [Sarge, roll for blindsight.]
[03:49] <Sarge> !roll d20
[03:49] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[03:49] <Aoyin> "I've got my eyes, but that's about it..."
[03:49] <Sarge> [lol i really am blind]
[03:49] * Phoenix_Down tries to make out anything in the darkness
[03:49] <Booze_Hound> [lol rocks for your greed]
[03:49] * Booze_Hound sparks fire starter
[03:49] <Broken> You hear a wet thud as Sarge grabs his own hoof and lifts himself off his own feet.
[03:49] <Sarge> [I wasent gona keep them. I just dident want to loose them, I was gona give them to Rainy..]
[03:49] * Aoyin sniggers, knowing EXACTLY what that was
[03:49] * Sarge sllams to the ground
[03:49] <Sarge> "ouch.."
[03:50] <Sarge> "Guys...."
[03:50] <Aoyin> [Bork'd, can my SPECIAL EYES see?]
[03:50] <Sarge> "we need a light
[03:50] <Broken> [Roll blindsight, +2]
[03:50] * Booze_Hound sparks fire starter again
[03:50] <Phoenix_Down> [what can I see in this eternal darkness broken~]
[03:50] <Aoyin> !roll d20+2
[03:50] <GameServ> (2) + 2 == 4
[03:50] * Arrant is tempted to go back for the amythesis, but wouldn't dare try
[03:50] <Broken> [You can see our general shapes.]
[03:50] * Booze_Hound is drunk enough to try that
[03:50] <Aoyin> [Kek does not like greed tonight, it seems...]
[03:51] <Aoyin> "... Humph. Can't see sheeit..."
[03:51] * Broken moves over to Booze to try and catch the torch alight.
[03:51] <Booze_Hound> [roll for recard and i?]
[03:51] <Broken> [Roll it, Booze]
[03:51] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
[03:51] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:51] <Phoenix_Down> [>tfw never allowed to roll for it]
[03:51] <Booze_Hound> [tfw better night sight than bat pone]
[03:52] <Broken> The torch sputters to life.
[03:52] <Arrant_> [I just noticed how odd this team is]
[03:52] <Broken> [Sorry, I missed it, Phoenix]
[03:52] <Booze_Hound> [how so arrant?]
[03:52] <Broken> [Intrigued, go on.]
[03:52] * Arrant_ cheers as the torch is lit up "Great! So, where now?"
[03:53] * Sarge starts picking up every single gem he can find
[03:53] <Broken> "Well, there were three more doors."
[03:53] <Phoenix_Down> "well... heh... there is still a room full of crystals and stuff!"
[03:53] <Sarge> [roll a d100 for how many gems i get?]
[03:53] <Arrant_> [Well, we have nothing in common. We're like a ragtag motley crew]
[03:53] * Broken picks up a few amethysts.
[03:53] <Booze_Hound> "there was that three way split"
[03:53] * Phoenix_Down picks up some gems, not really caring which type
[03:53] <Sarge> "Im not keeping them"
[03:53] * Arrant_ picks up one of each.
[03:53] <Sarge> "Im just picking them up"
[03:54] <Broken> [Let me check how much.]
[03:54] <Aoyin> "Ohh, now I can see... Heh." He does what he planned to earlier, looking, again, for one of each kind.
[03:54] <Sarge> "were gona split everything"
[03:54] <Booze_Hound> "and i'm not drunk, i'm just drinking alcohol"
[03:54] <Arrant_> "I just wanted one gem of each."
[03:54] * Aoyin looks towards the door. "..." Being THAT guy, he walks to the trap door and looks at the gems that had saved them. "Hmm..."
[03:54] <Broken> [We can each have ten jewels]
[03:55] <Booze_Hound> [0_0]
[03:55] <Phoenix_Down> [10 each? they're just emeralds sapphies and amethysts?]
[03:55] <Arrant_> [Crystals or jewels?]
[03:55] <Broken> [Good thing they're worthless to the Equestrians]
[03:55] <Broken> [Assorted crystals]
[03:56] * Aoyin tries to pry the cut emerald out of the door, listening for any sound that would hint at the door going back shut
[03:56] <Broken> [Quartz, Tiger's Eye, the lot.]
[03:56] <Arrant_> [Alright then. So, 10 jewels to us all, then?]
[03:56] <Booze_Hound> [rose quartz?]
[03:56] <Broken> The door starts to creak shut.
[03:56] <Phoenix_Down> [any topaz? if so I call dibs]
[03:56] <Broken> [No jewels. Crystals.]
[03:56] <Phoenix_Down> [oh]
[03:57] <Aoyin> [Oh yeah, I need rose quartz, that's right.]
[03:57] <Booze_Hound> [any rose quartz?]
[03:57] <Broken> [The jewels went in the door.]
[03:57] <Broken> [Yes. Rose quartz.]
[03:57] <Phoenix_Down> [then how did you pick up a few amethysts?]
[03:57] <Arrant_> [wait, what about those jewels on the wall in the fake room?]
[03:57] <Broken> [You make a good point. I didn't get amethysts.]
[03:57] <Phoenix_Down> [oh okay... had me confus]
[03:57] * Aoyin ponders for a moment, weighing the benefits of taking the gem out
[03:58] <Broken> [I got quartzes instead.]
[03:58] <Aoyin> [I just had a thought. Booze Hound, I would like to remind you that YOU did not harvest the Rose Quartz and therefor it will not work with what I know you want to use it for.]
[03:58] <Arrant_> [Can I make a last minute jewel pry for those two?]
[03:58] <Booze_Hound> [10 quartz each? I'm good with that]
[03:58] <Broken> The door slides shut.
[03:59] * Aoyin isn't sure where the door being shut leaves him, inside or out, with or without gem
[03:59] <Arrant_> [Though we DO have 1 thing in common...]
[03:59] <Broken> [The fake door or the trap door, arrant?]
[03:59] <Booze_Hound> [and?]
[03:59] <Arrant_> [We're all jews!]
[03:59] <Arrant_> [The fake one]
[03:59] <Broken> [Outside, Ao.]
[04:00] <Broken> [You may pry away on the fake door.]
[04:00] * Aoyin apparently got nothing...
[04:00] <Arrant_> !roll d20 Amythesis
[04:00] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[04:00] <Sarge> [wait were outside?]
[04:00] * Aoyin goes to the fake door and humms...
[04:00] <Arrant_> [dammit...]
[04:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20 emerald if it's still there
[04:00] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[04:00] <Phoenix_Down> [there is no amethyst on the wall]
[04:00] <Booze_Hound> [water rushed you out]
[04:00] <Arrant_> [Oh]
[04:00] <Broken> [EVERYONE, Slow Down. I'll explain.]
[04:01] <Broken> [The water of the trapped treasure room pushed us all, treasure included, into the fake treasure room."
[04:02] <Sarge> [how much treasure do we each get?
[04:02] <Aoyin> [10 crystals each, as he said]
[04:02] <Broken> [The fake treasure room door still has two jewels. An Amethyst and an Emerald. We each got ten quarts from the treasure.]
[04:02] <Sarge> [what properties do they have?]
[04:02] <Arrant_> [Yup. All jews!]
[04:03] * Phoenix_Down attempts to pop out the Emerald
[04:03] <Sarge> "Hey guys. lets go get the spinning machine and chest please"
[04:03] <Broken> [They are crystals. Their properties are that they're all crystally.]
[04:03] <Aoyin> "Hold on... I want to get this for Green Light. God I miss having strength."
[04:03] <Arrant_> [Rerolls for prying allowed?]
[04:04] <Broken> [Okay, Going through all your actions, both jewels are still in place. Anyone who wants to try, roll to pry.]
[04:04] <Sarge> !Roll 2d20
[04:04] <GameServ> 14, 8 == 22
[04:04] <Arrant_> !roll d20 Amythesis
[04:04] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:04] <Aoyin> !roll d20 try on the emeral again, come on gibe present
[04:04] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[04:04] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 to pry out the emerald
[04:04] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[04:04] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 staff
[04:04] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[04:05] <Broken> [Sarge, which one is which?]
[04:05] <Sarge> [either or]
[04:06] <Broken> [Arrant and Phoenix had the highest rolls. They get their choice. The Staff is part of the gold of the door. It doesn't come off.]
[04:07] <Booze_Hound> [how many things are there?]
[04:07] <Booze_Hound> [also cant break it off?]
[04:07] <Aoyin> [Emerald and Amethyst, one of each]
[04:07] * Arrant_ smirks and pops out the amythesis "Score! Now I have one of each!"
[04:07] <Broken> [On that door, now? Nothing.]
[04:07] <Phoenix_Down> [i got the emerald and arrant got the amethyst]
[04:07] <Booze_Hound> [can't break staff off?]
[04:07] <Broken> [For the third time, no.]
[04:07] <Aoyin> [It's carved into the door, more or less]
[04:07] <Booze_Hound> [dammit]
[04:08] * Arrant_ hops down "Alright! We get that chest and wheel for Sarge, then get? Or did we miss something?"
[04:08] <Aoyin> "Might I be able to get that, Rec? Lights'd love somethin' made out of that."
[04:08] <Broken> "So, do we dare look in the last two rooms, or are we gonna loot that stuff in the caves?"
[04:08] <Sarge> "i need a matress"
[04:09] <Phoenix_Down> "lets get out of this cave, then remind me okay?"
[04:09] <Arrant_> "I'm happy with whatever." He says, smiling.
[04:09] <Booze_Hound> "I'm still going strong"
[04:09] * Aoyin nods. "Alrighty." He glances at Broken. "... We can LOOK, but I swear on me mum if it looks suspicious and anyones goes in."
[04:10] * Broken Trots over to one of the doors on the far wall.
[04:10] * Aoyin trots to the other
[04:10] * Aoyin looks the door over, looking for anything at all special
[04:10] <Arrant_> [might have to shift into NPC mode for the remainder of this quest...]
[04:10] * Broken opens the door and looks in.
[04:11] <Broken> [AOYIN]You smell a familiar odor as you get close to the door. The wood bears a rune of alternating diagonal lines overlapping in a manner that resembles a pile of soft-serve ice cream.
[04:11] <Phoenix_Down> [Hey, I'll be like, 5 minutes, I gotta grab my laundry real quick]
[04:11] * Sarge folows
[04:11] <Broken> "Hey, I found the mop closet."
[04:11] * Arrant_ hues
[04:12] <Broken> [Oops, forgot, there was another door on the left...]
[04:12] * Aoyin sniffs. "Where do I know that from..." He tilts his head. "And THAT. Hmm..." He pushes the door open and glances in, "What's in heeere?"
[04:12] <Broken> [AOYIN]As you open the door, you can see that the only feature is a stone seat carved out of the wall. It has an extremely deep hole. There is a considerable amount of wear on the seat, and two smooth indentations can be seen. Fecal odor drifts up from the hole.
[04:13] <Broken> [Congratulations. You found the toilet.]
[04:13] * Aoyin grimaces. "Ech, found the toilet. THAT'S what that was..." He pulls the door closed.
[04:13] * Arrant hues even harder
[04:13] <Broken> "So, last door?"
[04:13] * Arrant nods
[04:14] * Aoyin pauses. Something seemed off, but he passed it off and walked away from the door, nodding. "Last door."
[04:14] * Broken goes for the last door and looks it over.
[04:14] <Phoenix_Down> [back, miss anything cool?]
[04:14] * Broken opens it up.
[04:14] <Broken> [Found the mop closet and toilet.]
[04:14] <Broken> You have entered a small dining room. It has a wooden table with four place settings and four chairs. Two of the knives are missing. Another door can be seen in the back corner.
[04:15] * Booze_Hound inspects other door
[04:15] <Broken> "Dining room."
[04:15] * Phoenix_Down snaps out of his stupor and follows the others
[04:15] * Aoyin glances at the table. Something was starting to come together in his head... "Hmm." He takes a closer look at the plates and knives out of curiosity.
[04:15] <Arrant> "..." He looks down at his jewels and gems. "...Guys... a family once lived here..."
[04:16] * Booze_Hound knocks on the door
[04:16] <Broken> The knock echoes through the halls.
[04:16] <Aoyin> "We've got that much, Arrant. That's what the mural was about..."
[04:16] * Booze_Hound slowly opend door
[04:16] <Broken> "Four brothers, but one was mommy's favorite."
[04:16] * Sarge watches
[04:16] <Arrant> "But... do you think... they're still living here?"
[04:16] <Broken> You have entered an expansive kitchen. The stone itself is carved away to form the cabinetry and countertops. A tub of perfectly still water sits on the far side of the room, right over a burnt out fire. There are plenty of hooks on the walls for pots, pans, and utensils, but they all go empty. Another door is in the far left corner.
[04:16] <Aoyin> "You think that was it?"
[04:16] <Broken> "Three are dead."
[04:17] <Broken> "But the last one..."
[04:17] * Booze_Hound goes up to the new door
[04:17] * Booze_Hound inspects
[04:17] * Arrant frowns, and remembers his three cats... The three jewels...
[04:17] <Arrant> "the last one...?"
[04:17] * Sarge opens the door
[04:17] * Aoyin enters the kitchen, walking around it, looking around at everything. "Hmm... Still water in here... Wait a minute..." He frowns, "I'm... Missing something... What is it..."
[04:18] * Sarge looks around
[04:18] <Broken> As you draw closer to the little door, a terrible smell creeps around its frame and into your nonstrils.
[04:18] * Booze_Hound knocks again
[04:18] * Sarge covers his nose
[04:18] * Sarge looks around to see whats inside
[04:18] <Broken> Once the door opens, the noxious vapors waft out and wrap around you like a cloak of disease. Rot, decay, mold.
[04:18] <Sarge> [roll?]
[04:18] <Booze_Hound> "oh god"
[04:18] <Sarge> "death...."
[04:18] * Sarge smiles
[04:18] <Broken> [Roll your search, yes.]
[04:19] <Arrant> [...death.]
[04:19] <Booze_Hound> "sarge, did you rip one?"
[04:19] <Sarge> !roll d20
[04:19] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[04:19] <Sarge> "nope. something in here is dead"
[04:19] * Booze_Hound searches
[04:19] * Arrant frowns
[04:19] <Broken> The cupboards are bare and all the utensils are gone.
[04:19] * Aoyin catches that smell from across the room. "Oh god. The last one... The last one wasn't dead yet. That's why the toilet still smelled at there was still water. It's... Is there a body in there?"
[04:19] <Broken> The room appears to have once been a pantry or larder, but has since fallen out of upkeep. Wooden shelves line the room, stained by putrescence. What little food was left behind has degraded away into putrid piles of unrecognizable slop.
[04:20] * Sarge shighs
[04:20] * Sarge searches the room
[04:20] <Booze_Hound> "rotten food"
[04:20] <Sarge> "im sure you're in here...."
[04:20] * Sarge says as he looks around
[04:20] <Broken> "Wait..."
[04:20] <Arrant> "...So, someone is living here?"
[04:20] <Sarge> "Were not here to hurt you"
[04:20] <Sarge> "Infact we can help you"
[04:20] <Booze_Hound> "kitty?"
[04:20] <Broken> [Roll search sarge]
[04:20] <Sarge> "we saw your cat"
[04:20] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[04:20] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:20] <Sarge> [oh no]
[04:20] <Sarge> "It was a very cute little cat"
[04:20] * Sarge smiles
[04:20] * Arrant looks around the area
[04:20] <Sarge> "But we can get you both out of here"
[04:20] <Broken> Sarge searches through the muck, then slips on it.
[04:21] <Broken> "Guys... I think I know what happened..."
[04:21] <Booze_Hound> "what happened?"
[04:21] <Arrant> "What Broken?"
[04:21] * Sarge falls on his giant ass shakeing the whole room and causing a shell to fall ontop of him
[04:21] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 searching
[04:21] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[04:21] <Sarge> shelf*
[04:21] <Arrant> !roll d20 Search
[04:21] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[04:21] <Booze_Hound> "HA, you klutz "
[04:22] * Sarge moans "Uh god....I hope that dident scare the kid...."
[04:22] <Sarge> "hes in here"
[04:22] <Broken> "This family of four brothers. They got robbed and killed. But the door is too good. It had to be an inside job."
[04:22] <Sarge> "just hiding"
[04:22] <Booze_Hound> "kid?"
[04:22] <Sarge> "Yea"
[04:22] <Phoenix_Down> [>kid]
[04:22] <Sarge> "the missing one"
[04:22] <Booze_Hound> "who?"
[04:22] <Arrant> "So the pack... the other pack..."
[04:22] <Aoyin> "... It wouldn't be a kid anymore, Sarge. Those bones were dry."
[04:22] <Broken> "The missing one... was a traitor."
[04:22] <Sarge> "Well you know what i mean
[04:22] <Sarge> "Look. Come on out. were not dangerious"
[04:23] * Sarge sighs
[04:23] * Arrant looks down and frowns
[04:23] * Booze_Hound is listening to broken
[04:23] <Broken> [The searches turn up nothing but decay.]
[04:23] <Sarge> "well then hes probly dead"
[04:23] * Sarge chuckles
[04:23] <Broken> "But why? Why betray your brothers to their deaths? What could be worth more?"
[04:24] <Sarge> "lets go get his pussy!"
[04:24] * Sarge walks out of the kitchen
[04:24] <Phoenix_Down> "a shit load of crystals?"
[04:24] * Broken follows.
[04:24] * Arrant says, sombrely "...guess I have no reason to be upset about looting the place then..."
[04:24] <Broken> "They already had that."
[04:24] <Phoenix_Down> "maybe he wanted it for himself?"
[04:24] * Arrant follows "..."
[04:24] <Aoyin> "If what Broken said is true, he's either dead or long gone by now..." He tilts his head as Broken speaks again, "I doubt that. Crystals are hardly worth anything. What could they give him? Power?"
[04:24] <Broken> "Did anyone else find something?"
[04:25] <Booze_Hound> "family dispute?"
[04:25] * Aoyin looks around at Broken's words, looking for anything to -find-
[04:25] <Booze_Hound> "some love letters "
[04:25] <Broken> "Love... Letters?"
[04:25] * Sarge re eneters the fake treasure room
[04:25] * Sarge goes over to the bed in one of the rooms and picks up the matress
[04:25] <Booze_Hound> "ya, looks like two dogs were writing eachother"
[04:25] * Sarge looks to see if anything was under it before takeing it outside of the room
[04:25] <Broken> [Lol at your Looting]
[04:25] <Sarge> [roll?]
[04:26] <Broken> [Roll]
[04:26] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[04:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:26] <Arrant> "maybe they were threatening something of his..."
[04:26] <Sarge> [des nat 1's]
[04:26] <Booze_Hound> [mattress snaps back]
[04:26] <Phoenix_Down> [sarge, there is a point where you need to stop rolling, and you have clearly passed it]
[04:26] <Broken> Sarge gets buried under the matress.
[04:26] <Aoyin> !roll d20, whassissgot?
[04:26] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[04:26] <Broken> "Or he betrayed them for love..."
[04:27] * Sarge coughs and picks up the matress
[04:27] * Sarge takes it out into the fake treasure room
[04:27] <Broken> There is nothing under the mattress but a frame.
[04:27] * Sarge heads back to the main room
[04:27] <Green_Light> [>Picks up the mattress with a nat 1]
[04:27] <Broken> [Rolling a search]
[04:28] <Arrant_> "...lets just... get the stuff then get out..."
[04:28] * Sarge tries to pickup the chest
[04:28] <Sarge> [roll?]
[04:28] <Broken> [Let's auto that, shall we?]
[04:28] <Sarge> [lol what?]
[04:29] <Booze_Hound> [my chest]
[04:29] <Sarge> [im picking it up for you booze]
[04:29] <Booze_Hound> [no need]
[04:29] <Booze_Hound> [you need to get the loom]
[04:29] * Sarge dicdes he will wait and heads for the room with the loom
[04:29] <Phoenix_Down> [wasn't there something else we were going to get?]
[04:30] <Broken> [The chest won't move, BTW]
[04:30] <Booze_Hound> [awwwww why?]
[04:30] * Sarge starts to hum while he walks hopeing to attract the kitty kat
[04:30] <Sarge> [roll?]
[04:30] <Arrant_> [i dont care how big Sarge is, he can't carry that matress and loom. Not with dropping it a few times]
[04:30] <Broken> [Roll Animal empathy.]
[04:30] * Aoyin had stayed in the kitchen by himself, pondering over what all could have happened. So many unanswered questions... He walks through the old dining room, staring at the table, a scene of the four diamond dog brothers having a meal while the mother serves them playing out in his head. "... He gave up all of that, and for what? What could be worth more than family..." He
[04:30] * Aoyin picks up a knife from the table and looks it over, noting any bits of old food on it if there were, or any bits of food on the plates. "It was sudden, too... It looks like they were about to have a meal..."
[04:30] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[04:30] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:31] <Sarge> [ill get some hel[
[04:31] <Sarge> help]
[04:31] <Broken> [Congradulations, you have a rattlecat friend, Sarge.]
[04:31] <Sarge> [lol what?]
[04:32] <Booze_Hound> [>dog]
[04:32] * Arrant_ is just waiting to get
[04:32] <Booze_Hound> [>cat]
[04:32] <Booze_Hound> [constant fighting]
[04:32] <Broken> [You rolled animal empathy to attract a Cat. You has Rattlecat.]
[04:33] <Sarge> [so the cat just jumps on my back and nuzzles me or what?]
[04:33] <Broken> [Yeah. Let me toss the conclusion in.]
[04:33] * Aoyin decides to stow away the knife. He speaks to himself, "Boozie did pick some papers up. He said love letters, didn't he? It couldn't have been... He wouldn't have betrayed his family for LOVE, would he? It IS the classic story, though..." He looks back at the table, then walks back into the main room, quietly following the party.
[04:34] <Broken> The rest of the day was spent as the rag-tag band carried heavy objects to-and-fro. They pondered the meaning of what they saw and the papers Booze found.
[04:35] * Arrant_ looks down at the ground, hearing Aoyin talk, feeling... odd. Scared? Terrified?
[04:35] <Broken> All In all, it was a successful day. Not a single injury was had.
[04:35] * Sarge pets Rattlecat
[04:35] <Sarge> [what does rattlecat look like agin?]
[04:35] * Arrant_ can sense a weird parallel here, that makes his nose twitch
[04:35] <Sarge> "I dont think you will like skittles" he says as he nuzzles the kitty
[04:36] <Arrant_> "Guys... Broken..." He says, voice almost trembling
[04:36] <Broken> "What?"
[04:36] <Booze_Hound> "hm?"
[04:36] * Phoenix_Down sees the rattlecat with sarge, reminisces of smoky
[04:36] <Phoenix_Down> [nevar 4get doge booze... nevar 4get]
[04:37] <Arrant_> "...N-nevermind... I'm just... crazy..."
[04:37] <Phoenix_Down> "you alright Arrant?"
[04:37] <Aoyin> "Speak your mind, Arrant. You'll only get more crazy if ya hold it in."
[04:37] <Booze_Hound> "no, what were you saying?"
[04:38] <Arrant_> "F-fine! I-its nothing. Just a ridiculous thought, I'm having. Lets just... go."
[04:38] <Phoenix_Down> "if something is up arrant, just let us know..."
[04:38] <Broken> Of Course, the good times were too good to last.
[04:38] <Aoyin> "Hey, we're all virgins from FourChan that got turned into ponies. If it's something more rediculous than that I'd want to hear it anyways..."
[04:39] <Sarge> "hey guys"
[04:39] <Broken> As the conversation drifted, the team barely noticed that the sun was dipping back over the horizon.
[04:39] <Sarge> "im gona miss you all..."
[04:39] <Broken> [EVERYONE ROLL INITIATIVE]
[04:39] <Arrant_> "T-trust me... its pretty stupid... I'm just tired. W-we all are."
[04:40] <Aoyin> [Oh fuck]
[04:40] <Arrant_> !roll d20 INIT
[04:40] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:40] <Green_Light> [AHHHH]
[04:40] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 oh boy, here we go
[04:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[04:40] <Aoyin> "Just share it, Arra-"
[04:40] <Broken> SUDDENLY! A giant coackroach
[04:40] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[04:40] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[04:40] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
[04:40] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[04:40] <Broken> !roll 2d20 (Second is for Broken)
[04:40] <GameServ> 2, 15 == 17
[04:40] <Sarge> !Rol ld20
[04:40] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[04:40] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[04:40] <Sarge> [its habining]
[04:40] <Broken> [Sarge goes first!]
[04:41] * Aoyin grins as he sees the thing, "OH NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
[04:41] <Sarge> [wht am i doing?]
[04:41] * Arrant_ is to freaked out by the parallels to have high init
[04:41] <Broken> [Battle time.]
[04:41] <Sarge> [what are we fighting]
[04:41] <Broken> [Giant Cockroach]
[04:41] * Sarge looks up at the giant Cockroach
[04:41] <Arrant_> [Well of course we couldn't go without a fight! lol]
[04:41] * Sarge grins
[04:41] <Phoenix_Down> [how giant are we talking here? like, bigger than us?]
[04:42] <Broken> [An entire four adventure series without a kill? Never!]
[04:42] <Sarge> "THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG! GAHAHAHHAHAH!" Sarge lunges at the bug with an all out attack
[04:42] <Sarge> !Roll 2d20+-4
[04:42] <GameServ> (8, 10) + -4 == 14
[04:42] <Broken> [The size of the ones in the catacombs.]
[04:42] <Phoenix_Down> [/me has never been to the catacombs]
[04:42] <Arrant_> [Oh, you're right Broken! Me and my silly ideas!~]
[04:42] <Aoyin> [/me is going to regret this in the morning]
[04:42] <Broken> [EVERYONE, Settle the OOC. We Battle.]
[04:43] <Broken> [Sarge, Roll for 1 weapon's damage.
[04:43] <Sarge> !Roll d8
[04:43] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[04:43] <Sarge> [cut off one of the legs?]
[04:43] <Phoenix_Down> [its AC is less than 6?]
[04:44] <Broken> [Oh, that's right. His dual roll threw me.]
[04:44] <Broken> [Sorry. No damage.]
[04:44] <Sarge> [lol np]
[04:45] <Broken> [Aoyin is next up.]
[04:45] * Aoyin pulls the machete out of his saddlebags, "Papa needs some armor, sweety!"
[04:45] <Aoyin> !roll d20
[04:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:46] <Aoyin> [Oh my god are you serious I can't even]
[04:46] <Broken> Your machete slips loose from your hoof and vanishes into a nearby bush.
[04:46] <Phoenix_Down> [lel]
[04:46] <Sarge> [my sides]
[04:46] <Broken> !roll 1d20 Quarterstaff attack
[04:46] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[04:47] <Sarge> ["Lets go Mother Fu-" *Throws machete into bush "niggers!"]
[04:47] <Broken> !roll 1d8
[04:47] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[04:47] == GreenLight has changed nick to Dr_Light
[04:47] * Broken clunks the cockroach over the head.
[04:48] <Broken> [Phoenix]
[04:48] <Phoenix_Down> [friendly reminder that the only 20 rolled so far was mine pre adventure~]
[04:48] <Dr_Light> [Well, good thing my sword loot is shareable~]
[04:48] * Phoenix_Down attacks it with his sword!
[04:48] <Broken> [Thank you for that, by the way.]
[04:48] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 doctors = based
[04:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[04:49] <Broken> [Roll that beatiful beatdown footage.]
[04:49] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 1d8 the doctor is in~
[04:49] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[04:50] <Booze_Hound> [i should have went there]
[04:50] * Sarge turns around, He runs over to the cave entrance and starts climbing up the walls to the top of the small moutian
[04:50] <Broken> The cockroach snaps at Phoenix.
[04:50] <Broken> !roll 1d20
[04:50] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[04:50] <Aoyin> [Sarge. Sarge wat r u doin'. Sarge. Stahp.]
[04:50] <Sarge> [ATTACK ON TITAN MOTHERFUCKER]
[04:50] <Broken> He misses. [Arrant's Turn]
[04:50] <Phoenix_Down> "lel cockroach, git gud
[04:50] <Phoenix_Down> "
[04:51] <Broken> [Arrant
[04:51] <Phoenix_Down> [your turn arrant]
[04:51] <Booze_Hound> [wat?]
[04:51] <Booze_Hound> [1 got a 7]
[04:51] <Booze_Hound> i*
[04:52] <Broken> [I've been looking for yours and couldn't see it.]
[04:52] * Arrant looks at the roach, without moving his head from the ground, and readies his axe. Turning and facing forward to the monster, he tries to ignore stuff, and charges it
[04:52] <Arrant> !roll d20+2 Axe Attack
[04:52] <GameServ> (7) + 2 == 9
[04:52] * Arrant is having a day...
[04:52] <Broken> [Booze, Your turn now. I'll get you in the right order next round.]
[04:53] <Broken> Arrant's strike misses.
[04:53] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
[04:53] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[04:53] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
[04:53] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[04:53] * Sarge reaches the top of the mountain, He goes back as far as he can away from the cliff edge
[04:53] <Broken> The roach takes a solid beating, and starts to retreat.
[04:53] <Dr_Light> [>inb4 nat 1]
[04:54] <Sarge> [whoes turn?]
[04:54] <Broken> [Sarge.]
[04:54] <Broken> [I want to see what he's up to.]
[04:55] <Broken> [Sarge? You typin'?]
[04:55] <Sarge> [yes]
[04:55] <Broken> [Ah.]
[04:56] * Sarge rears back. with every ounce of strength he can muster He heads for the cliff. He Jumps off and spreads his wings. he flaps them as hard as he can to get as much speed as physicaly possible as he glides down towards the cockroach. Little streaks of lightning apear at his back hoofs as he starts to fly like a motherfuckeing bullet. He holds his sword out and with everything he has attemps to slam himself into the g
[04:56] <Sarge> [do i get a bonus c:[
[04:56] <Broken> [...to slam himself into the g...]
[04:56] <Aoyin> [Da fuq]
[04:56] <Sarge> into the giant bug
[04:56] <Arrant> [...general store?]
[04:57] <Phoenix_Down> [apple?]
[04:57] <Broken> [+5 damage, -2 to hit.]
[04:57] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[04:57] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[04:57] <Sarge> [fuck well i tired]
[04:57] <Aoyin> [YOU FOOL]
[04:57] <Broken> You missed. Slamming into the ground nearby. (And I really had hoped you'd hit with that.)
[04:58] <Broken> [Aoyin, your go]
[04:58] * Aoyin watches Sarge leap, and descend... Oh boy this is going to be bada- Oh. Okay. Welp, that First Aid training is going to come in handy now.
[04:58] <Phoenix_Down> [no damage for slamming into the ground?]
[04:59] * Booze_Hound watches sarge slam into the ground "HA"
[04:59] <Broken> [Not a crit fail. We can assume he figure out how to put his hooves down.]
[04:59] * Arrant rolls his eyes
[04:59] * Aoyin turns back to the beetle. "You know, you're boring, but you have chitin... GIMME!"
[04:59] * Sarge sighs as the bug runs away
[04:59] <Aoyin> !roll d20 to panch
[04:59] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[04:59] <Broken> !roll 1d20 to thwak-a-bug
[04:59] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[05:00] * Aoyin seriously, seriously can't hit anything. He should get hisself checked out
[05:00] <Broken> !roll 1d8
[05:00] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[05:00] <Broken> The hit cracks the bug's "skull", oozing juicy goodness all over the grass. It lay's lifeless.
[05:01] <Aoyin> [gm op pls nerf]
[05:01] <Broken> [I know, Right?]
[05:01] * Aoyin licks his lips. "That looks tasty. Dibs on the gooey bits."
[05:01] * Arrant remains standing still, pretty zoned out
[05:01] * Sarge seaches the bug
[05:01] <Sarge> [roll?]
[05:01] <Booze_Hound> "ewwwww"
[05:01] <Broken> "You can have it."
[05:02] <Broken> [Roll your search.]
[05:02] <Sarge> !Roll d20
[05:02] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[05:02] * Arrant gulps "I'm gonna... I'm gonna head back..."
[05:02] <Broken> Sarge finds a hoof-full of BLECH.
[05:02] * Sarge sighs
[05:02] * Phoenix_Down looks for any useful parts on the cockroach
[05:02] <Sarge> "that was a perfect opertunity"
[05:02] <Broken> "Yeah, Me too. I see enough dead roaches as it is."
[05:02] <Sarge> "my last great act. Ah well.... thanks for the fun guys"
[05:02] * Sarge smiles
[05:02] * Aoyin doesn't bother searching, and just starts ripping off chitin
[05:03] * Arrant walks off, with wobbly knees
[05:03] <Aoyin> "Hmm? Last? What, not going on any other adventures?"
[05:03] <Broken> "Yeah, no more exploring for you?"
[05:04] * Sarge walks off with his spoiles "I love you guys" Sarge looks over to Aoyin "Not at all...But...not here....the core is calling lads"
[05:04] * Sarge leaves
[05:05] * Phoenix_Down ignores the cockroach, instead approaching Aoyin "so, you wanted this right?" holding out the emerald
[05:05] <Arrant> "G-glad to be here. L-later all. B-bye Broken..." He walks out of sight
[05:05] * Broken walks up to Arrant. "Hey, you're looking wabblly. You okay?"
[05:05] <Booze_Hound> "later"
[05:05] <Broken> "Later Booze. Later Everyone!"
[05:06] <Booze_Hound> "later, and stop by the inn more"
[05:06] <Arrant> "I-I'm fine... I just need to lay down is all..."
[05:06] * Phoenix_Down waves at broken "later friend!"
[05:07] * Broken looks as if Booze punched him in the chest. "Ah... Um.... Yeah. I guess..."
[05:07] <Broken> "Bye Phoenix!"
[05:07] <Booze_Hound> [what?]
[05:07] <Booze_Hound> [what did i do now?]
[05:07] <Booze_Hound> [/me has a way with word]
[05:07] <Broken> [It's not you. It's Broken.]
[05:07] <Booze_Hound> [a horrible, horrible way]
[05:07] * Aoyin snaps out of being NPC, taking the emeral from Phoenix. "Oh, yeah! Thanks Recard!"
[05:08] <Broken> [Okay, good night everyone.]
[05:08] * Aoyin waves to Broken, "Night Broken, night Boozie, night... Well, all ye who are leaving!"
[05:08] * Arrant_ walks back to his home "G-good night!"
[05:08] <Phoenix_Down> "woah woah wait, I had to ask you something first"
[05:08] <GreenLight> [Night Broken!]
[05:08] <Phoenix_Down> [night everyone who is leaving or has left already]
[05:09] * Aoyin rips off a few more pieces of chitin, still standing at the bug if it was he who Phoenix was talking to.