Title:           It's not rape if you like it.
Author:          TheNamelessAnons
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/aBfbZJWD
First Edit:      Friday 10th of March 2017 11:16:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 10th of March 2017 11:16:04 PM CDT

>"Anawn? Got-dangit, of all the stallions to have to see me like this... Listen here, colt, I don't wanna hear none of yer guff over this, 'hear? Just get me down. And don't you dare go gossiping to the mares about this."
>"....Anawn?"
>"Anawn, what're you staring at?"
>"Is somethin' behind me?"
You could lift her hind legs up and fuck her right there.
>Anon finds mares in compromising positions
>Fucks them silly and leaves
>No one believes their stories
>Anon denies them but shoots them a wink when no one is looking
"It's true! I accidentally ran into some trees and Anonymous came up behind me and a-ate me out for like ten minutes! I came like four times!"
>"Suuuure he did. You sound just like Applejack."
"What happened to her?"
>"She said that she got stuck in her cart harness and Anonymous came up and gave her a good butt-pounding. Stallions just don't do that!"
>Damn. Anonymous was right.
>The whole time he was telling you that nopony would believe you.
>"W-Well a book shelf fell on me, and Anon said he was going to help, but instead he grabbed my hips and rutted me!"
>"In my vagina!"
"Twilight, I don't think it really matters wh-"
>"Maybe this is how humans mate in their society? No marriage, they just get the mare pregnant and then start the herd later!"
>"That's some horseapples Twi."
"What? How could you not believe me AJ he did it to you too!"
>She laughs and shakes her head
>"Yeah an that means he has good taste. No way he would rut you."
>"The only kinda flanks a good stallion would get behind are an Earth Pony's flanks, and mine are the best around."