Title:           Celestia Joins Luna's Herd [Diarchs] [Happy]
Author:          TheNamelessAnons
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First Edit:      Thursday 5th of January 2017 01:57:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 5th of January 2017 01:57:44 AM CDT

>Be princess Celestia.
>Day court is boring.
>You've been listening to stallionist bitch every other pony.
>This one is bitching about how he shouldn't be seen as a slut when he wears socks in public.
>"I mean really! If i want to wear socks and a ball bra in public i should be allowed too!"He whines.
>Seriously you don't know what's worse.
>These one's.
>Or the one's that think a mare looking at them should be rape.
>Oh wait, the one's that want both are worse.
>"I mean really, the prince of the night gets to wear socks in public! Why can't i!?"
>Oh, Anonymous.
>What you wouldn't do for a piece of that ass.
>That colt knows how to work it!
>Too bad Luna already married him.
>"Um, princess?"
"Yes, well i will think about what you have told me and let you know when i decide."
>No you won't. But it gets them to leave.
>It's extremely successful as the whiny colt leaves.
>...
>Not even a thank you.
>What a prick.
>Before you can think any more Luna walks in.
>Oh me, not this shit again.
>She walks right up to you, turns sideways and fluff's up her wings with a small sleeping alicorn colt on her back.
>"Tia, you see this?" She says fluffing her wings again. "Me and Anonymous made this!"
"Yes, i know and-
>"Would you like to join when we make the next?"
>What?
"Excuse me?"
>"Would you like to join when me and Anonymous procreate again? You may join our herd of course."She says with the most genuine hopeful smile.
>Honestly you wouldn't mind getting some hot dick like Anon, but one question bugs you.
"Why?"
>Luna tilts her head.
>"What do you mean?"
"Why are you offering to let me fuck Anon and join your herd?"
>She looks at you with fake offence placing her hoof on her chest and gasping.
>"Could we not just be nice to our dearest sister?!"
>You raise a eyebrow.
"Really..."
>She sighs.
>"Okay, you have caught us. The reason we invite you is... We have t*Mumbling*
"What?"
>"We have trouble *More mumbling*
"Luna, you'll have to speak u-"
>"WE HAVE TROUBLE MAKING ANON CUM!" She yells her face now deep red.
"Oh..."
>The colt on her back kicks a bit but otherwise stays asleep.
"Oh..."
>You say yourself now blushing.
>You walk up to her wrapping a hoof around the back of her neck.
"Yes Luna, I'll join your herd. And don't worry, I'm sure if we work together we will make him cum in no time!"
 
>2 hours later.
>Be the convulsing mess that was once Celestia.
>You finally made it away from Anon, sadly sacrificing your sister in the process.
>You are dragging yourself to the door.
>You somehow open the door and see a gaurdmare standing in the hall mid walking by.
>You stretch a hoof out to her.
"Quickly! Help me!"
>She goes to grab your hoof but before she does you hear something that nearly makes your heart stop.
>"Where do you think you're going sunbutt?" He says before something wraps around your hind hoof and drags you back.
"NOOOOO!"
 
>Be Golden Shield.
>You were walking down the hall when a door to your left opened.
>You see Celestia crawling on the floor.
>"Quickly, help me!" She says holding a hoof out to you.
>You go to grab it but before you can something calls out from the dark and drags her back in.
"I don't get paid for that shit."
>You say before running away from that door before whatever's going on in there gets you.