Title:           Rejection - Derpy
Author:          TheMoonGem
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DfPBkhFz
First Edit:      Friday 9th of May 2014 03:37:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 9th of May 2014 03:37:58 AM CDT

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692
 
>Anon, you gotta pay more attention!
>You can get hurt while baking if you get distracted
>I mean, I know first hoof about that...
>Anon?
>Anon!
>...
>What has you so distracted, Anon?
>Are you thinking of something?
>Y-You know, we can bake together some other day
>I already have enough muffins to last me a while
>I'll wrap your muffins for you--
>...
>Don't worry Anon, if something is bothering you and you can't tell me, it's fine
>...
>You think... You may be in love with somepony?
>Oh, Anon, that's great news!
>I've always wanted to hear--
>Err, I mean, who's the lucky lady, Anon?
>I bet it's some mare very close to you
>One that's always been in love with you, and--
>...
>Yes! Like Twilight Sp--!
>Twilight...?
>You are i-in love... With Twilight Sparkle?
>Anon... I-I...
>...
>...N-Nothing, that's... That's great...
>...
>I-I-I don't really feel like b-baking anymore
>We could bake some other d-day if you want...
>Here are your m-muffins, Anon
>I hope you like them... A lot...
>I'll... I'll see you later!
>...
>ANON! WAIT!
>...
>I...!
>...
>Doesn't matter...
>B-Bye...
>...
 
>It's not Anon's fault...
>It's not his fault that I'm so stupid I thought I ever had a chance...