Title:           Rejection - Coco
Author:          TheMoonGem
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9VaWMhCS
First Edit:      Friday 9th of May 2014 03:31:46 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 9th of May 2014 03:31:46 AM CDT

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692
 
>Hi there, Anonymous
>What brings you here? Are you looking for a new suit?
>You are? That's great, Anon
>Would you like it custom-made?
>Oh, silly me, it obviously has to be custom-made
>Would you like some coffee?
>...
>Ah, sure, I understand if you don't want any right now
>Feel free to ask for it if you change your mind though
>This coffee is really excellent!
>Anyways, I'd better take your measurements for that suit of yours
>Sure I could ask Rarity to send them instead, but they'd take too long to arrive all the way over from Ponyville
>So...
>Is there any reason for this new apparel you are looking for?
>...
>You... Are going on a date?
>That's... Great, Anon
>Who...
>Who's the lucky mare?
>...
>S-Suri?
>As in, Suri Polomare?
>...
>Oh, sorry, didn't mean to tighten the measuring tape like that!
>I just got... A little distracted...
>No, Anon! Don't go!
>I swear I'm ok with you going out with Suri!
>I'll make your suit, you don't have to leave like that!
>ANON!
>...
>A-Anon... I n-need you...
 
>"He doesn't need you, Coco..."
>"Nobody does..."
 
Special thanks to Poizon Tooth. Had never written Coco Pommel before, so his help was greatly appreciated. I still consider this more his work than mine.