- ACT VII: Canterlot Hijinks
- >You are Anonymous
- >And you are going to visit the Princess in order to figure out some problems with your power level.
- >Kidding, well not really no, you have some issues with your ‘hidden’ power that Twilight mentioned the other night.
- >It’s time you get this shit sorted out.
- >The train to Canterlot was pretty much uneventful, you and Twilight spent most of the time sleeping.
- >Well, Twilight spent most of the time snuggling your arm again.
- >Damn this cuteness to hell.
- >Anyways, her slumber is interrupted by you poking her sides which elicits a little giggle and squirming from her.
- .“Twilight, we’ve arrived.. Time to get up sunshine.” you say smiling.
- >TS: “Mmm.. 5 more minutes..”
- “No.. Twi, get up.”
- >TS: “Fineeee” she sits up and yawns.
- >TS: “You make a comfortable pillow, you know that?”
- “Uhh.. Thanks? Heh” you rub the back of your head
- >You get up Get up and stretch while Twilight grabs her things.
- >Then you noticed she packed quite a bit.
- “Why so much stuff Twilight?”
- >TS: “Well we might be here for more than a day so I just packed some things incase.”
- >A few days? Sweet you could use a vacation.
- >Gabbing the only thing that you own, your backpack, you sling it over your shoulder.
- >No excessive packing for you, no sir.
- >You both begin making your way off the train platform
- >You turn the opposite direction from the path to the castle and decided to take a little tour of Canterlot.
- >Someone objects.
- >TS: “Where are you going Anon? We need to go the Castle!”
- >You stop and turn to Twilight.
- “That can wait, Celestia’s probably busy with her daily duties, isn’t she?”
- >Turning, you begin to walk off.. until Twilight uses her magic to stop you.
- >Fucking Unicorns.
- >She’s holding you upside down with her magic and brings you to her eye level.
- “What.” you ask in a deadpan tone crossing your arms.
- >TS: “We’re going to the Castle Mister!”
- “I want to see Canterlot.. We have time before we meet the Princess.”
- >TS: “No! We’re going to the Castle and that’s that.”
- >*sigh* you really didn’t want it to have to come to this.
- >Using your hand you bring your palm to Twilight’s face and being to wiggle your fingers.
- >TS: “W-what are you doing..?” she asks with a confused look.
- “Something I didn’t want to have to do, but you brought this upon yourself purple one.”
- >You get a sinister grin on your face.
- >TS: “What are yo-… *EEP*”
- >Her face went from purple to pure red in 2 seconds.
- >TS: “L-let g-go Now!” her voice is shaky.
- “Hmm.. Nope.”
- >You use your hand and start stroking her horn softly.
- >TS: “Mmmmm~”
- >Wow.. You really didn’t know she’d moan like that.
- >You’ll have to keep is your arsenal..
- >At this moment Twilight is too hot and bothered and drops her magical grip on you.
- >You bolt off before she can recover.
- >Getting far enough distance from her, you stop, turn around and look at twilight.
- >From what you can tell she is looking right at you with THE most disturbing glance you’ve ever seen.
- >Blush still very apparent on her features.
- >She takes a step towards your direction.
- >Uh-oh..
- >CHEESE IT.
- >You take off like a bat out of hell and you can hear Twilight yelling something out from where you left her.
- >TS: “YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF ANONYMOUS!”
- >Everp0ny in the town square is looking right at her.
- >TS: “Oh.. Uh.. Hey what’s that!?” Pointing a hoof in a random direction.
- >Everp0ny looks.. How cliché.
- >She uses this chance to teleport away.
- >Meanwhile..
- >You slow down, catching your breath and look behind you.
- >No sign of Twilight..
- >Good.
- >That look in her eye just had rape written all over it.
- >Well.. She did warn you what would happen if you touched her horn again..
- >Magically forced rape is not your fetish.
- >Shrugging it off you begin your little tour of Canterlot.
- >Everywhere you look there is snooty high class p0nies.
- >After about 15 minutes of wandering you stumble upon a bar.
- >Of all things..
- >Fuck it, there’s alcohol in there.
- >Looks more like a saloon than a high class Canterlot bar.
- >But then again, since when were bars high class?
- >You walk in through the doors and the music that was playing stops.
- >Everyp0ny in there is looking at you.
- >Assessing the situation you see quite a few, what looks to be trouble makers sitting at their table in the back of the bar.
- >You’ll pay no mind to them.. For now.
- >Making your way over to the bartender you sit down in one of the stools.
- >Unbuckling your blade you slap it on the counter.
- >That grabs the bartenders attention.
- >“What can I get ya?”
- “5 shots of your finest.”
- >“Coming right up.”
- >He sets down 5 shot glasses and fills them all to the brim.
- >You pick up one of the shots and smell it.
- >No.. It can’t.. there’s no way.
- >Downing your shot you do infact find out it’s yes, you guessed it.
- >Vodka.
- >Glorious fucking VODKA!
- >There is a god in this equine filled world after all.
- >Like a mad man you drink your other shots.
- >You shiver from the taste and sensation of it going down.
- >Good burn..
- >After you order another round of shots you start to hear some hooves approaching you..
- >Actually quite a bit of hooves.
- >You sway around in your spinny barstool to confront whoever it is.
- >Well shit, it’s the ruffneck looking bastards from when you entered the bar.
- >You must be treading on their territory.
- >There’s four stallions standing in front of you.
- >Feeling a bit tipsy you’re always ready for a fight, if need be.
- >Nothing better than a bar brawl.
- >You raise your shot glass up.
- “Gentlemen..”
- >One of the stallions with a scar over his eye slaps the shot out of your hand.
- >Huh.. So he must be the ring leader.
- “Now that’s just uncalled for.”
- >You look down at the spilt drink and a single manly tear falls down your cheek.
- >Stallion Leader: “We don’t like you.”
- “Why? I haven’t done anything to rustle you, have I?”
- >Angry glares, I guess you do rustle their jimmies.
- >Stallion #2: “You’re a filthy outsider, you’re unwanted here.”
- >You notice the bartender sink behind his counter.
- >Not going to break this up? Fine, if you have to put boot to ass you’re not paying for damages.
- >You stand up grabbing your blade and buckling it to your side.
- “Now.. Let us be civil about thi-”
- >You are cut off as a hoof connects to your face.
- >You don’t falter from the force, nor do you step back.
- >Standing there with a hoof sticking to your face, you laugh.
- “Hehehe, is that the best you’ve got? My retarded ferret could hit harder than that!”
- >If there’s one thing you’re good at, it’s taunting.
- >The stallion backs away and one of his friends gets ready to bring another hoof to your face.
- >As the hoof comes right at you, you don’t move.
- >Just sit there and wait.
- >Right as it’s about to connect with your face you grab it, making it come to a complete stop.
- “You REALLY don’t know who your fucking with buddy.”
- >Caught off guard you pull down the stallions forearm.
- >Clenching your fist you hear audible cracks through-out the bar.
- >You grin to the group of trouble makers.
- “Goodnight.”
- >Stallion #3: “Wha-”
- >Is all he managed to get out before you brought your fist to his jaw.
- >He goes flying into the tables behind the group and doesn’t get back up.
- “Anyone else?” you ask while cracking your knuckles and neck.
- >All three of them charge at you.
- >Jumping over their heads and landing on one of the tables you chuckle.
- “Hehe, gonna have to be faster than that, ladies.”
- >You flick one of the tankards on the table with your foot and send it right into one of the stallions faces.
- >If they weren’t pissed, they are now.
- >The leader snorts in anger and charges at you.
- >As he’s about to hit the table you leap up and managed to position yourself right over him in the air.
- >Bringing an elbow down right on the back of his neck.
- >It knocks him out instantly.
- >You land and brush yourself off, then look at the other two stallions.
- >Taking one step forward, they take a step back.
- >Scared shitless, as you thought.
- >You walk up to them and get in their faces.
- >Their literally cowering in fear.
- “Get your friends and get out.” Cradling your fist with your hand.
- >Without a word the group of battered stallions grab their friends and make their way out of the bar.
- >You return to your shots, downing the rest of them and throwing some bits onto the counter.
- “Keep the change.”
- >Then you continue walking out like a fucking sir.
- >You decide to head to the castle before any more trouble finds you.
- >But finding this place while drunk was harder than you thought.
- >Damn this was some good vodka.
- >Stumbling along you finally managed to get yourself to the front gates of the palace.
- >Walking up to the guards, they keenly eye you.
- >“Ah, Anonymous Defender of the land, right this way sir.”
- >The guards open up the gates and lead you into the castle grounds.
- >You walk around for awhile, trying to ware off this buzz.
- >Can’t talk to Royalty while drunk, eh?
- >You really can’t imagine how that’d turn out.
- >Taking in the scenery of this beautifully landscaped courtyard your to busy to notice the p0ny you bumped into.
- “Oh, Sorry about that, I wasn’t looking where I was.. Oh, why hello Luna.”
- >If it isn’t the Princess of the night herself.
- >L: “Hello Anonymous, I trust thou art here to discuss matters with my sister?”
- “Well sort of yeah, I’m just taking in this beautiful scenery and killing some time before I do.”
- >L: “Pray tell.. How does one -kill- time?”
- >Really Luna? Really?
- “It’s a figure of speech where I’m from, it means to do something that passes the time.”
- >L: “I see.. Maybe thou wouldn’t mind extra company?”
- “Go right ahead Luna, I’m sure we could enjoy this atmosphere together.” you say smiling.
- “Besides, your sister is busy with her daily duties, am I correct?”
- >L: “Yes, Sister is most busy with her duties today.”
- “I see.. Hey if you don’t mind me asking, have you seen Twilight come through at all?”
- >L: “She’s with my sister right now, I believe.”
- >You wonder what Twilights going to do to you when she finds you alone, you can only hope someone hears your screams.
- “I see, well then.. Shall we?” being a gentleman and letting the princess walk ahead of you first.
- >Both of you walk through the castle gardens.
- >Plants and flowers of such exotic colors fill the area, finely trimmed hedges sculpted in the shapes of ponies litter the garden.
- >Luna takes you over to a balcony that stands above the city of Canterlot and it gives a great view of the valley below.
- >You think you can see p0nyville from here.
- “Sure is beautiful up here..” you sigh content with the view.
- >L: “Yes it is.. I come up here to clear my thoughts sometimes.”
- “I can see why, the beauty of the landscape is just calming, ya know?”
- >Suddenly you feel a weight on your shoulder.
- >Luna seems to be resting her head.
- >You don’t feel any need to say anything, you just let her stay there.
- >It’s nice to just enjoy some peaceful company.
- >Both of you stand there for awhile, until a guard comes running through the gardens.
- >He see’s the both of you standing on the overlooking balcony and rushes over.
- >“Princess Luna! Your nightly duties will begin soon!” he says with a salute.
- >L: “Thank you, Guardsman.” He nods and runs off to who knows where.
- >Luna lets out a content sigh as she turns to you.
- >L: “This was.. Nice, Anonymous.” she smiles with a small tint of pink on her cheeks.
- “It was Luna, if you ever have some free time while I’m here I’d love to see you again.”
- >You give her a hug, which startles her at first but she returns it kindly.
- >L: “Thank you for the Company Anon, I shall see you soon.”
- >And with a flash of light, she’s gone.
- >Huh.. She called you by your nickname.
- >She must be warming up to you.
- >Neat.
- >Alright, time to get down to business..
- >You managed to make your way out of the castle gardens being the goddamn maze that it is.
- >Entering the castle you can see p0nies running around doing their mundane tasks.
- >Walking down the halls you really can’t seem to find your way around..
- >Aimlessly trotting around the castle you managed to stumble upon a door with Celestia’s symbol on it.
- >Huh.. Must be her chambers.
- >You reach out a hand to knock on the door but something stops you.
- >Voices are coming from within.
- >Is.. That Twilight? Uh-oh..
- >You quietly place an ear on the door and take a listen.
- >TS: “Then.. he grabbed my horn a-and then he.. Oh my it was amazing.”
- >C: “Mmm.. I see my Faithful Student.. I’ll have to have a word with Anonymous.” She lightly chuckles.
- >Wat.
- >WAT.
- >There’s a disturbance in your jimmies.
- >Something tells your that tonight isn’t going to be the best of nights.
- >Well.. It might..
- >Depending on your definition of rape.
- >And no you are not willing.
- >Standing there like an idiot thinking to yourself, you don’t notice somep0ny coming to the door.
- >Snapping back to reality you hear the door knob turn.
- >Well fuck, it’s been nice knowing you Equestria.
- >You’re too frozen with fear to move.
- >Opening up the door is Celestia, who sees you standing there with a “Ohshit” look on your face.
- >C: “Oh my.. Hello there Anonymous..” She gets a very disturbing grin and half lidded eyes.
- >You look down and see Twilight’s head poke outside of the door.
- >TS: “Yes.. Anon.. Hello.”
- >She also adopted the same look as Celestia.
- >You look back and forth between the two.
- “Uh…”
- >Both Celestia and Twilight slowly start to walk towards you.
- >You gulp.
- >Magic or not, you aren’t getting raped tonight, so you back away from the door, turn around and start running.
- >GOTTA GO FAST.
- >The two mares are hot in pursuit.
- >Not how you wanted to spend your time in Canterlot but hey, where’s the fun in that?
- >Half the night was spent being hunted down by two horny magical mares.
- >Thankfully you played Metal gear solid as a kid or else you’d be fucked.
- >Quite literally.
- >God speed, Snake.
- >Poking your head out from a bush you look around to make sure your followers aren’t near by.
- >Looking for an escape route you managed to see a door.
- >Quickly hopping out of the bushes you run up to the door and slowly open it.
- >It’s an small room with a bed, a window, and a table.
- >Better than nothing.
- >Hell it even has a deadbolt lock.
- >No rape for you tonight, no sir.
- >Entering the room you lock the door, throw off your shoes and hop onto the bed.
- >You lay there thinking..
- >Two mares, one being the princess, the other being her student have it out for your poor soul.
- >God knows what the fuck you’re going to do to get out of this situation..
- >Who knows man.. Who knows..
- >Luna seems nice.. Hopefully she doesn’t get into the who rape/chase thing like her sister.
- >Two goddesses trying to rape you isn’t your fetish.
- >You sigh and lay your head on the pillow.
- >Sleep comes surprisingly easy.
- >You drift off to dreamland, with your thoughts and manhood intact.
- >Little do you know..
- >The torment is just beginning.
- [End]
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