Unlikely Hero: Act III - Never Ending Friendships P2

ACT III: Never Ending Friendships Part 2 of 2

 

>As you and Twilight depart from her humble abode you begin your tour of Ponyville.

>Twilight takes you around and shows you various sights and historical places.

>You both come to a stop in front of a rather odd looking building.

“Where are we Twi?”

>TS: “This is the Carousel boutique, my good friend Rarity runs her business out of here, she also lives here too.”

“What exactly does this ‘Rarity’ do?” asking with an obvious confused look on your face.

>TS: “Well she designs and produces clothing for the most prestigious of p0nies in Equestria!”

>Well.. A p0ne that makes clothing? You could use this to your advantage.

“Think she would possibly.. Oh I don’t know.. Make me some spare clothing? I didn’t exactly get a chance to grab my things..”

>You’d love some new clothing.. You’ve been wearing these rags for almost 3 days now… hell maybe even longer due to interdemensional travel.

>TS: “I’m sure she would.. You are a Knight of Celestia after all.” she coos

>Good.. You just hope she gets the measurements right.

>Nothing is worse then a pair of jeans that are tighter then a Taiwanese prostitute.

>You both enter the oddly shaped building and a little ring comes from the bell positioned over the door.

>“Just one minuteee~” says a feminine voice from the back, you can only assume it’s Rarity.

>A mare walks through one of the back doors.

>She has a beautifully curled purple mane same goes for her tail and a snow white coat to match.

>R: “Oh Twilight, darling, I wasn’t expecting you today.. Is there something you need?”

>Then she turns her attention to you and her eyes go wide.

>R: “Who is this fine gentleman if you don’t mind me asking, Twilight?”

>You step in before Twilight can answer that.

“My name is Anonymous, m’lady it’s a pleasure to meet you.” You say like a sir.

>T: “Anon is staying with me for awhile, he’s a Knight of Celestia.”

>She just has to tell everyp0ny doesn’t she.

>You just glare at her while she smiles sheepishly.

>R: “Oh my! A Knight of Celestia you say? You certainly don’t look like your from around here.”

“That’s because I’m from a different universe, Rarity.”

>R: “How Fascinating!”

>She really has no idea.

“Now if we can kindly get down to business.”

>R: “Ah yes, of course dear! What is it you need?”

“I need a few outfits, like this one, I didn’t have much time to get things from my wardrobe before I came here.”

>R: “Oh you poor thing, It would be my pleasure! I’ve never seen an outfit like yours before and it’s always exciting making something different!”

>It’s just a pair of jeans and a white T-shirt, but okay Rarity.

>R: “Now if you’ll come this way, I need to get some measurements.”

>You and Twi both follow her into the back room where you can obviously tell she’s been working away her day.

>R: “Now deary, if you’ll be so kind as to remove your clothing so I can get proper measurements.”

>Wait.. You have to strip down in front of two mares? Oh boy this should go just grand.

>You start taking off your shoes, followed by your shirt, then your pants and sword..

>You’re down to your last article of clothing.. Your luxuriously comfortable boxer briefs.

>With a slight blush on your face you turn to the mares who are also blushing over your figure.

>What can you say, you’ve got a hardcore pair of abs.

>It’s the squats n’ oats.

“Do I have to take these off?” you say pointing to your boxers.

>Both of these mares are lost staring at your manly body.

>*Snap Snap Snap* Using your superior appendages to get their attention.

“Ladies? Are you in there?”

>Rarity shakes here head coming back to the real world.

>R: “Oh of course dear, what was it you needed?” she says with a slight blush still on her face.

“My boxers, do I have to remove them? They kinda.. Cover up my private areas if you know what I mean..”

>Both the mares blushes go from slight, to extremely noticeable in a few seconds.

>R: “In that case, no dear it’s fine.” giggling to herself.

>She must be daydreaming.

>R: “Lift up your arms please” she says floating a measuring tape and other instruments over to you.

>After a dexterous half hour of measuring you can finally put on your clothing.

>Turning your attention to Rarity.

“So, how much do I owe ya?”

>Oh shit, wait! You don’t have any money to pay with! Shitshitshitsh-

>R: “For you dear it’s free, don’t worry about paying.” she winks.

>You shudder a little and find yourself with a blush of your own.

>Well atleast you don’t have to pay.

>Confound these mares.

“Twi, are you ready to go?”

>She still has a little blush on her face.

>Shaking her head to expel any.. Naughty thoughts that she might be thinking she replies.

>TS: “Oh yes! Of course! Thank you for your time Rarity, we’ll see you later.” she says with a half-assed smile.

“Goodbye,  Rarity!” both of you wave off your newly found friend.

>You both make your way out of Rarity’s Boutique.

>Heading down the road you turn to Twilight.

“So where too now, Twi?”

>TS: “Well.. Let’s see.. “

>Lost in her train of thought, you can hear screaming..

>Wait a minute.. Is it getting louder?

>Looking around you don’t see anything, then you look up and you see..

>What the fuck is that?

>What ever it is it’s coming right towards you and fast.. Is that a Rainbow?

>Before you can open your mouth to ask Twilight what that is..

>*SMASH* GODDAMNIT!

>That’s the second time today you’ve been sacked like a quarterback.

“Ow.. Goddamnit.. Not again.’

>“Oh hehe, sorry about that dude.. Here let me help you up.”

>Still rubbing your head you open your eyes to see that your face to face with a new p0ny..

>This one has a rainbow colored mane and tail with a cyan blue coat.

>How in the hell does that work?

>Remember Anon, we’re in a world with magical p0nes..

>Oh right, thanks brain.

>Anytime, Sir.

“Uhh… Hi, who might you be?” booping this p0ne on the nose with your finger.

>“How could you NOT know who I am? I’m Rainbow Dash! Fastest flier in all of Equestria!”

>So this is a Pegasus? Quite a cocky one at that.

“Is that so?” you ask with a sly smile.

>The cocky Pegasus seems to be a little flustered at your comment.

>RD: “Uh.. Yeah! Duh! Of course I am.”

>You inch yourself closer to her face and whisper.

[Spoiler] Prove it. [/Spoiler] you say standing back, crossing your arms.

>TS: “Hey you two! Knock it off!”

>RD “But! He told me to pro-” she’s cut off again by Twi.

>TS: “ Calm down Rainbow, I don’t think he was being serious.”

>Twilight and Rainbow both turn to you.

“What? If I was being serious you’d know.” you smile to yourself.

>Twilight makes a weird face right as she’s about to say something to you.. Is that her thinking face? Heh.. Pretty cute.

>TS: “Oh Anon! I figured out where we’ll go next.”

“And where pray tell, is that Miss Sparkle?”

>TS: “We’re going to head over to Sweet Apple Acres!”

>Turning to Rainbow you ask.

“Hey Rainbow, wanna tag along?”

>RD: “Yeah sure.. But call me Dash for short Mr…”

“Anonymous, but you may call me Anon for short if you wish.”

>RD: “Alright Anon, I’ll tag along.”

>And with that your trio walk towards the outskirts of town following a dusty road.

“So.. Twi, I take it this is the Apple farmer you told me about on the train here?”

>TS: “Yes, her name is Applejack, she runs the orchard and she’s the hardest working p0ny I know!”

>Huh.. Maybe this Applejack can help you with your money situation by letting you work for her.

>While walking towards Sweet Apple Acres, you keep hearing rustling in bushes.. Like something is following you..

>This again? I thought we were through the stalker part.. Guess not.

“Hey girls? I think there’s somep0ny following us.”

>TS: “Anon, Don’t be silly there’s nop0-”

>*EEP*

“Told you..”

>The three of you look around to find the source of the noise.

>You turn to a particularly odd looking bush.. Since when do bushes have yellow wings?

“Uh.. Girls… I think I found the culprit” pointing your finger towards the bush.

>*Squee*

>Who ever it is you want to know how it makes those goddamn noises.

>I mean seriously.. It’s like a chew toy or something.

>TS: *sigh* “Fluttershy, come out of there..”

“Fluttershy?”

>FS: “OH um.. O-okay.”

>Emerging from the bush is a yellow Pegasus with a finely groomed pink mane.

>Why is her head hanging down like she did something wrong?

>Hey.. Are those tears?

>Oh god this sight would give even the most healthiest man a diabetic stroke.

>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>Heart how we doing down there?!

>I’m givin’ her all she gots capt’n!

“Hey Fluttershy, I’m Anon, why do you look so down?”

>She tenses up at your voice.

>FS: “O-oh I-I uhm.. S-sorry.”

“What are you apologizing for? I don’t think you did anything wrong.. Right Twi?”

>TS: “Of course not! Fluttershy, you don’t need to be scared around Anon, he’s a sweet guy.”

>You feel that blush starting to hit your cheeks again.. Goddamnit.

“Look Fluttershy, you don’t have to be shy around me, we’re just heading to Sweet Apple Acres, would you care to join us? “

>FS: “I’d u-um like t-that..” she smiles, small.. But it’s still a smile.

>You stroke her mane then pat her on the head.

“C’mon Fluttershy, let’s go.” you give a sweet smile to make sure she doesn’t get scared or nervous again.

>Can’t have a teary eye’d p0ne again.. You don’t think your heart could take another hit like that.

>Fluttershy seems to be blushing a bit when you look over at her.

>But she retreats her face behind that mane of hers so you can’t see.. Her wings are also extended too..

>Huh weird..

>Well whatever.. Moving on.

>With that you all head off to the farm.

 

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>Arriving at the farm with your group of p0nies you noticed a sound coming from within the orchard.

>As you all go to investigate you are greeted with an orange colored p0ne with a golden blond mane put up in a ponytail..

>Oh the irony.

>She also has on a cowboy hat, neat.

>She’s busy bucking away at trees as you watch in marvel.

>Seriously how does every apple fall off the tree? Fucking magic that’s how.

>You and your group approach the hard working mare.

>Twilight is the first to speak up.

>TS: “Hey Applejack! How goes apple bucking season?”

>AJ: “S’all fine Twi, jus’ getting’ the last of the northern field done fer today.”

>She turns to you.

>You just give her a smile and a wave.

“Hello there Applejack! My name is Anonymous, it’s nice to finally meet you.”

>With both of her hooves she shakes your hand at a speed you thought impossible.

>Goddamn.. For hooves this mare has a strong grip.

>It must be that earth p0ny strength Twilight mentioned to you earlier.

>AJ: “Well howdy there partner, always good tah see new faces round’ here.”

>Retrieving your hand from the deathgrip of Applejack, you decide to ask her your question.

“Hey, Applejac-”

>AJ: “Partner, ya can call me AJ fer short.”

“Right, anyways.. AJ, I’ve been wondering.. Seeing as I’m staying here for awhile under the orders of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,  I was curious as to ask you if I could possibly work for you.”

>Taking one of her hooves and rubbing her chin in thought, she comes to her conclusion.

>AJ: “Well sure, I could always use an extra hoof around the farm, how long are ya here for partner?”

“Well that’s the thing AJ, I really don’t know.. Probably forever if my assumptions are correct.” you give a nervous laugh.

>AJ: “Alright then, it’s settled.. Be here tomorrow at noon and I’ll see what I have for ya to do.”

“Thanks AJ, you’re a real friend.” you say putting your hand on her shoulder.

>She swats it away with a slight pink tint on her cheeks.

>Damn you must really have a way with these mares..

>Big pimpin’

>AJ: “Alright, alright, none of that mushy stuff, just be here tomorrow Mr.”

“With pleasure AJ.” you say with a bright smile on your face.

>You turn to your group of followers.

“So, ladies.. What now?”

>TS: “Well.. I’m pretty sure you need to get ready.”

“Ready? Ready for what?”

>TS: “Pinkie did run off to get things together for your welcoming party..”

>Then it hit you.

>You’ve forgotten all about that pink p0ny.

>AJ: “Ya’ll better git goin’ if you know whats good fer ya.. Can’t keep that mare waitin’. “

>Shit, she’s right.. You don’t want to invoke the wrath of the pink one.

“I hope to see you there later AJ.”

>AJ: “Ya can count on it partner.”

>You and your group wave your goodbyes to AJ and set your course towards town.

>Today has been a pretty good day.

>[Spoiler] Or so you think…[/Spoiler]

 

 

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