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>Day Cherry Bombs in Equestria's skys.
>You are Captain Anon
>And you have finally given up speaking like a fucking pirate since it takes too much work.
“How are we on Ammo navigator Ponka?”
>You kept the nicknames though.
>”We've got three barrels of guinea pigs, two of otters, a cage of ducks, several pigs, a bull, and some actual ammo sir!”
>Robbing that random supply ship really gave you much needed ammo.
>”Captain!”
“Yes Berry ye?”
>Three days of nonstop drilling and she finally remembers the proper title you have.
>”I found out that *hic* there will be a large freighter moving animals from aaall across Equestria to a zoo in Saddle Arabia. It'll be *hic* be under-guarded and will set us up for months!”
>She still has a drinking problem, but you're all pirates, who cares?
>”Ha-ha! Foreign ammo! That'll be awesome to try out!”
>Dar'sh hoof pumps and lifts herself off the ships deck for a moment.
“Aye- I mean, yes. All we have to do is prepare accordingly.”
>”There's just one pr-*urp* problem Captain. Animals won't work in a dog fight with the freighter. It's armor is triple the usual thickness, we'll need some actualc high-grade explosives.”
>Pip walks up to your side.
>”If we need actual bombs, couldn't we just steal some from a military ship?”
>This kid has balls, you'll give him that.
“If we went up against a military ship, we'd piss off the Princesses. We piss off the Princesses and we have to deal with them. We deal with them and we all go to jail or worse. It's a good idea Pip, but one with waaay too high a price to pay.”
>”Oh... then how do we get the explosives?”
>You lift your -captain's- hat slightly and sigh, facing sunward.
“That is a very good question matey...”
>”...”
>Your crew is as lost as you. You don't want to let a haul that large just pass you by, but you may not have a choice.
>A sound of a small pop followed by a whistle fills the air
“Huh?”
>”What's that *hic* sound?”
>It sounds familiar, but you can't quite-
>*CRASH, BOOM!*
“Shiver me-shit!”
>Your ship has just been hit on the side with a bomb!
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!”
>You turn to face your unknown foe.
>It's the supply ship from before!
>It is different though, now it has twin cannons mounted on either side with a paint job of fire and skulls across the vessels sides.
>”You son of a bitch! I've found you!”
>First mate Dar'sh grabs the nearest cannon and fills it with otters.
>”It's you! That butt slut from before!”
>The mare grinds her teeth and fires another bomb towards your ship.
>”I AM NOT A BUTT SLUT!”
>The bomb overshoots your ship and falls downward, through a large cloud.
>”Ahhhh! Watch it you bully!”
>For the love of-you don't have time to deal with her too.
“Butterbeard!”
>The cloud parts as Butterbeard's ship rises.
>”I've found you again Anon! Now I WILL make you stop hurting my friends and bring you back home with me, where you belong!”
>Berry ye Treasure looks over at you.
>”You're married Cap-*hic*Captain Anon?”
>You blow a raspberry and wave your hand.
“Butterbeard wishes.”
>”Don't ignore me you bastard!”
>Another bomb goes flying past your head, shrinking as it plummets below.
“Fuck! Navigator, get us as far away from here as possible!”
>You rush for some ammo while Ponka grabs the helm.
>”You aren't going anywhere Anon! You. Will. LOVE ME!”
>As your vessel starts to trudge through the sky, both Butterbeard's and the angry mare's ships start to follow behind you.
>You and Dar'sh position your cannons to aim for the duo of mares.
“Fire when ready!”
>Dar'sh fires her otters at the unnamed mare, bloodying her ships deck.
>”You pricks! Do you have any idea how long that will take to clean?!?”
>The pink mare reloads her cannons as Butterbeard fires her dildo cannon.
>A few of the lubed up rubber toys land on your deck.
>Pip kicks one then shivers.
>”What are those things?”
>Poor kid.
>You fire off some MALE guinea pigs towards Butterbeard.
>The poor boys miss and are left free falling through the sky.
>”Dammit Anon! Stop using animals as weapons!”
>A pair of bombs race towards your ship, but Ponka's quick maneuvers have them barely brush it before dropping below.
“You know what, I think I will.”
>Butterbeard smiles and holds her fire.
>”Really?”
“Pip, Berry, grab the actual ammunition. Please hurry.”
>Your two crew members rush below deck as Butterbeard fires off.
>”That's not what I meant!”
>”So, what'd this Prick do to you?”
>The two angry mares are now having a conversation while trying to kill you.
>”He stole my heart! He then proceeded to stomp it into a million itty pieces by taking my animal friends and using them as weapons! I just want him to stop and come home with me. What has my poor foolish Anon done to you ma'am?”
>The pink mare is giving Butterbeard a strange look.
>”He raped me and robbed my ship.”
>Butterbeard gasps and blushes.
>”H-He what?”
>”Yeah! He held me down and fucked my ass! H-He... *whimper* he pounded it until I was stupid and hormone driven!”
>Pip and Berry rush up with some cannonballs. You all work to reload the cannons before either mare can fire another shot.
>”O-Oh my... c-can you tell me? I-In detail if you please...”
>”H-he smacked my ass with each thrust, making me yelp like a whore. U-until his blue friend shoved a strap on down my throat... *moan* it was terrible!”
>With the cannons loaded, you and Dar'sh aim at Butterbeard.
>You don't fire though, as Butterbeard appears to be pleasuring herself to the pink mare's story.
>”G-go on? Ooh~”
>You turn your attention to the pink mare who has yet to fire again.
>She is biting her hair and crossing her legs.
>”He was so rough... stretching my ass as if I was a play thing! He flipped me so I was on my back and had me look at his handso-horrible face as he raped me!”
>Berry giggles and shakes her head.
>”Captain, you're such a ba*hic*ad boy!”
>You chuckle and pull out your telescope, taking a closer peek at the angry mare.
>Her legs are wet and she appears to be resisting the urge to clop.
>Pip pokes your leg.
>”Captain Anon?”
“Yes cabin boy?”
>”Do you think the angry girl would mind sharing some of her explosives with us? She does seem to have a lot.”
>You ponder for a moment.
“Maybe Pip... maybe.”
>You turn your attention back to the two mares. Butterbeard is openly clopping and the pink one is -secretly- clopping as well.
>”He-he grabbed my mane, pulling it as he pushed my head down! The blue girl riding my pussy below me!”
>While they are distracted, you signal Dar'sh to aim for Butterbeard's ship.
>”O-oh Celestia it sounds horrible! M-more~”
>”I-It was! That's why I'm here to get revenge on him!”
“Aim...”
>”W-Well I can't let you hurt my man, b-but-”
“Fire.”
>You two shoot off at the same time, both cannonballs smashing through Butterbeard's ship. Tearing all the way through the vessels front to rear and having her descend through the clouds.
>Once again the air is filled with the sweet sound Butterbeard's screams.
>You lift yourself and run to the railing as you yell over to the pink mare.
“PARLEY!”
>She looks over at you, embarrassed.
>”W-what?”
“Parley! I want to discuss something with you!”
>She fires off another bomb, landing on your deck.
>”Fucking hell!”
>Berry bucks the deadly ball over the edge of your ship.
“I'm serious! Please? If it helps, I'm sorry for the rape!”
>The pink mare is hesitant. She takes a deep breath and yells.
>”Fine! What do you want to discuss?”
“Not here, somewhere where we can talk face-to-face!”
>You turn to Ponka and pull the cannon back.
“Navigator, is there anywhere we can land?”
>Ponka nods and pulls out a backpack full of maps. She unfolds one and points to the left of the ship.
>”There is a plateau about a mile east, sir! It should be able to fit both vessels.”
>You nod and hold onto the railing as the ship turns.
“Follow us! We're going to land!”
>The flight here was smooth, no exchange of fire or threats.
>You, Ponka, and Dar'sh are now in front of your attacker.
>”What do you want rapist?”
“Just wanted to offer you something.”
>She cocks her head and gives you a look of confusion.
>”Okay, what?”
“A position on my ship. I could always use a good cannon operator and we need a lot of explosives for an upcoming heist.”
>Dar'sh looks at you, disgusted.
>”Captain, with all do respect, are you insane?! I am the best shot around!”
>You place a hand on her head and nod.
“Yes, you are. But having another cannon operator won't hurt, right?”
>Dar'sh grumbles and sits on her plot, arms crossed.
>The pink mare shakes her head and mouths a few words.
>”You're kidding, right? First you rape me, then rob me, and now you want me to work for you?!”
“Yes.”
>She is now steaming at the ears.
>She marches up to you and punches you in the stomach, launching you on your back.
>”And why in all of Equestria would I even THINK to join you!?”
>You unzip your fly, taking her hoof and placing it on your dong.
“You enjoyed it, the rape?”
>She is blushing, her anger changed to a mixture of fear and shock.
“Join me and you can have it whenever you want. Also, lots of gold, wine, and adventure.”
>Her eyes dart and she gets off you.
>”Y-You're insane.”
>She turns to walk away. Cunt dripping wet... did she just -wink- at you?
>Dar'sh grins wickedly and whispers.
>”Captain... jump her.”
“What?”
>”She obviously loved it last time, remind her of that feeling.”
>You nod and get on your feet, rushing the mare.
>She turns to see you jump and pin her to the ground.
>”G-get off me! Get off!”
“Not until you join me!”
>You pull your cock out and line it with her ass.
>She gasps and squirms.
>”N-no! Get off!”
>You prod her asshole, pressing the head firmly against her tight ring.
>She starts to moan and flush with heat.
“You know you want to...”
>She pants, looking up at you weakly.
>”... fuck me.”
>You smile and shove your cock into her tight ass.
>”Y-Yes!”
>She wraps her hooves around you and gasps.
>”I-Is that all you have you limp dick monkey?!?”
>While you and the mare -negotiate-, Ponka and Dar'sh give you some privacy.
>The sun is setting, your body is covered in sweat, and your dick is sore.
>But you did it.
>The mare; Cherry Berry, has joined you.
>You and Cherry are now bathing in a nearby stream.
“So, no hard feelings?”
>”Fuck off.”
>She was still as feisty as you remember. It only turned you on more.
>”... so what happened to the shitty accent you had?”
>You groan and soak your head.
“It was forced. Felt uncomfortable and scratched my throat. Made me feel more like a pirate though, so I kept it for a while. Lost it once it got too annoying to keep up.”
>She giggles and rinses off her mane.
>”That's stupid.”
>You sigh and decide to rinse off too, it's going to be dark soon.
“Welcome aboard Cherry -bomb-.”
>She groans and drys herself off.
>”It's Cherry Berry, period. Capiche?”
“Fine, if you want to be the only one without a nickname.”
>She swats you with her tail.
>”I'll manage... Captain.”
>You dry off as well then get dressed.
>You two head back to your ship.
>”All right, here's what I'm thinking. We strip my ship, repair yours, then take whatever's left and make additions. No offense, but it's kind of small.”
“It's not the size of your ship, it's how well you handle it.”
>She looks at you, unamused.
>”You want me on your ship? Add mine to yours.”
>She seperates from you and heads to her ship.
>Looks like you will have no say in this matter, she is going to make you modify your ship.
>She's been with you since day one of your life as a pirate. Before Ponka or Dar'sh, there was your ship.
>Looking at her, she could use a fresh coat of paint. She also needed some more serious repairs than the -quick fixes- you've been giving her.
>You step on board and Dar'sh walks towards you.
>”Well?”
“We'll be heading into town. We're going to make some repairs and additions to our ship.”
>Dar'sh nods.
>”And the pink girl?”
“Cherry Berry, she's with us.”
>You take the helm and prepare to ride the skies.
>With a plan and another new crew member, you ready yourself for the heist to come.

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>Day Cherry Bombs in Equestria's skys.
>You are Captain Anon
>And you have finally given up speaking like a fucking pirate since it takes too much work.
“How are we on Ammo navigator Ponka?”
>You kept the nicknames though.
>”We've got three barrels of guinea pigs, two of otters, a cage of ducks, several pigs, a bull, and some actual ammo sir!”
>Robbing that random supply ship really gave you much needed ammo.
>”Captain!”
“Yes Berry ye?”
>Three days of nonstop drilling and she finally remembers the proper title you have.
>”I found out that *hic* there will be a large freighter moving animals from aaall across Equestria to a zoo in Saddle Arabia. It'll be *hic* be under-guarded and will set us up for months!”
>She still has a drinking problem, but you're all pirates, who cares?
>”Ha-ha! Foreign ammo! That'll be awesome to try out!”
>Dar'sh hoof pumps and lifts herself off the ships deck for a moment.
“Aye- I mean, yes. All we have  to do is prepare accordingly.”
>”There's just one pr-*urp* problem Captain. Animals won't work in a dog fight with the freighter. It's armor is triple the usual thickness, we'll need some actualc high-grade explosives.”
>Pip walks up to your side.
>”If we need actual bombs, couldn't we just steal some from a military ship?”
>This kid has balls, you'll give him that.
“If we went up against a military ship, we'd piss off the Princesses. We piss off the Princesses and we have to deal with them. We deal with them and we all go to jail or worse. It's a good idea Pip, but one with waaay too high a price to pay.”
>”Oh... then how do we get the explosives?”
>You lift your -captain's- hat slightly and sigh, facing sunward.
“That is a very good question matey...”
>”...”
>Your crew is as lost as you. You don't want to let a haul that large just pass you by, but you may not have a choice.
>A sound of a small pop followed by a whistle fills the air
“Huh?”
>”What's that *hic* sound?”
>It sounds familiar, but you can't quite-
>*CRASH, BOOM!*
“Shiver me-shit!”
>Your ship has just been hit on the side with a bomb!
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!”
>You turn to face your unknown foe.
>It's the supply ship from before!
>It is different though, now it has twin cannons mounted on either side with a paint job of fire and skulls across the vessels sides.
>”You son of a bitch! I've found you!”
>First mate Dar'sh grabs the nearest cannon and fills it with otters.
>”It's you! That butt slut from before!”
>The mare grinds her teeth and fires another bomb towards your ship.
>”I AM NOT A BUTT SLUT!”
>The bomb overshoots your ship and falls downward, through a large cloud.
>”Ahhhh! Watch it you bully!”
>For the love of-you don't have time to deal with her too.
“Butterbeard!”
>The cloud parts as Butterbeard's ship rises.
>”I've found you again Anon! Now I WILL make you stop hurting my friends and bring you back home with me, where you belong!”
>Berry ye Treasure looks over at you.
>”You're married Cap-*hic*Captain Anon?”
>You blow a raspberry and wave your hand.
“Butterbeard wishes.”
>”Don't ignore me you bastard!”
>Another bomb goes flying past your head, shrinking as it plummets below.
“Fuck! Navigator, get us as far away from here as possible!”
>You rush for some ammo while Ponka grabs the helm.
>”You aren't going anywhere Anon! You. Will. LOVE ME!”
>As your vessel starts to trudge through the sky, both Butterbeard's and the angry mare's ships start to follow behind you.
>You and Dar'sh position your cannons to aim for the duo of mares.
“Fire when ready!”
>Dar'sh fires her otters at the unnamed mare, bloodying her ships deck.
>”You pricks! Do you have any idea how long that will take to clean?!?”
>The pink mare reloads her cannons as Butterbeard fires her dildo cannon.
>A few of the lubed up rubber toys land on your deck.
>Pip kicks one then shivers.
>”What are those things?”
>Poor kid.
>You fire off some MALE guinea pigs towards Butterbeard.
>The poor boys miss and are left free falling through the sky.
>”Dammit Anon! Stop using animals as weapons!”
>A pair of bombs race towards your ship, but Ponka's quick maneuvers have them barely brush it before dropping below.
“You know what, I think I will.”
>Butterbeard smiles and holds her fire.
>”Really?”
“Pip, Berry, grab the actual ammunition. Please hurry.”
>Your two crew members rush below deck as Butterbeard fires off.
>”That's not what I meant!”
>”So, what'd this Prick do to you?”
>The two angry mares are now having a conversation while trying to kill you.
>”He stole my heart! He then proceeded to stomp it into a million itty pieces by taking my animal friends and using them as weapons! I just want him to stop and come home with me. What has my poor foolish Anon done to you ma'am?”
>The pink mare is giving Butterbeard a strange look.
>”He raped me and robbed my ship.”
>Butterbeard gasps and blushes.
>”H-He what?”
>”Yeah! He held me down and fucked my ass! H-He... *whimper* he pounded it until I was stupid and hormone driven!”
>Pip and Berry rush up with some cannonballs. You all work to reload the cannons before either mare can fire another shot.
>”O-Oh my... c-can you tell me? I-In detail if you please...”
>”H-he smacked my ass with each thrust, making me yelp like a whore. U-until his blue friend shoved a strap on down my throat... *moan* it was terrible!”
>With the cannons loaded, you and Dar'sh aim at Butterbeard.
>You don't fire though, as Butterbeard appears to be pleasuring herself to the pink mare's story.
>”G-go on? Ooh~”
>You turn your attention to the pink mare who has yet to fire again.
>She is biting her hair and crossing her legs.
>”He was so rough... stretching my ass as if I was a play thing! He flipped me so I was on my back and had me look at his handso-horrible face as he raped me!”
>Berry giggles and shakes her head.
>”Captain, you're such a ba*hic*ad boy!”
>You chuckle and pull out  your telescope, taking a closer peek at the angry mare.
>Her legs are wet and she appears to be resisting the urge to clop.
>Pip pokes your leg.
>”Captain Anon?”
“Yes cabin boy?”
>”Do you think the angry girl would mind sharing some of her explosives with us? She does seem to have a lot.”
>You ponder for a moment.
“Maybe Pip... maybe.”
>You turn your attention back to the two mares. Butterbeard is openly clopping and the pink one is -secretly- clopping as well.
>”He-he grabbed my mane, pulling it as he pushed my head down! The blue girl riding my pussy below me!”
>While they are distracted, you signal Dar'sh to aim for Butterbeard's ship.
>”O-oh Celestia it sounds horrible! M-more~”
>”I-It was! That's why I'm here to get revenge on him!”
“Aim...”
>”W-Well I can't let you hurt my man, b-but-”
“Fire.”
>You two shoot off at the same time, both cannonballs smashing through Butterbeard's ship. Tearing all the way through the vessels front to rear and having her descend through the clouds.
>Once again the air is filled with the sweet sound Butterbeard's screams.
>You lift yourself and run to the railing as you yell over to the pink mare.
“PARLEY!”
>She looks over at you, embarrassed.
>”W-what?”
“Parley! I want to discuss something with you!”
>She fires off another bomb, landing on your deck.
>”Fucking hell!”
>Berry bucks the deadly ball over the edge of your ship.
“I'm serious! Please? If it helps, I'm sorry for the rape!”
>The pink mare is hesitant. She takes a deep breath and yells.
>”Fine! What do you want to discuss?”
“Not here, somewhere where we can talk face-to-face!”
>You turn to Ponka and pull the cannon back.
“Navigator, is there anywhere we can land?”
>Ponka nods and pulls out a backpack full of maps. She unfolds one and points to the left of the ship.
>”There is a plateau about a mile east, sir! It should be able to fit both vessels.”
>You nod and hold onto the railing as the ship turns.
“Follow us! We're going to land!”


>The flight here was smooth, no exchange of fire or threats.
>You, Ponka, and Dar'sh are now in front of your attacker.
>”What do you want rapist?”
“Just wanted to offer you something.”
>She cocks her head and gives you a look of confusion.
>”Okay, what?”
“A position on my ship. I could always use a good cannon operator and we need a lot of explosives for an upcoming heist.”
>Dar'sh looks at you, disgusted.
>”Captain, with all do respect, are you insane?! I am the best shot around!”
>You place a hand on her head and nod.
“Yes, you are. But having another cannon operator won't hurt, right?”
>Dar'sh grumbles and sits on her plot, arms crossed.
>The pink mare shakes her head and mouths a few words.
>”You're kidding, right? First you rape me, then rob me, and now you want me to work for you?!”
“Yes.”
>She is now steaming at the ears.
>She marches up to you and punches you in the stomach, launching you on your back.
>”And why in all of Equestria would I even THINK to join you!?”
>You unzip your fly, taking her hoof and placing it on your dong.
“You enjoyed it, the rape?”
>She is blushing, her anger changed to a mixture of fear and shock.
“Join me and you can have it whenever you want. Also, lots of gold, wine, and adventure.”
>Her eyes dart and she gets off you.
>”Y-You're insane.”
>She turns to walk away. Cunt dripping wet... did she just -wink- at you?
>Dar'sh grins wickedly and whispers.
>”Captain... jump her.”
“What?”
>”She obviously loved it last time, remind her of that feeling.”
>You nod and get on your feet, rushing the mare.
>She turns to see you jump and pin her to the ground.
>”G-get off me! Get off!”
“Not until you join me!”
>You pull your cock out and line it with her ass.
>She gasps and squirms.
>”N-no! Get off!”
>You prod her asshole, pressing the head firmly against her tight ring.
>She starts to moan and flush with heat.
“You know you want to...”
>She pants, looking up at you weakly.
>”... fuck me.”
>You smile and shove your cock into her tight ass.
>”Y-Yes!”
>She wraps her hooves around you and gasps.
>”I-Is that all you have you limp dick monkey?!?”
>While you and the mare -negotiate-, Ponka and Dar'sh give you some privacy.


>The sun is setting, your body is covered in sweat, and your dick is sore.
>But you did it.
>The mare; Cherry Berry, has joined you.
>You and Cherry are now bathing in a nearby stream.
“So, no hard feelings?”
>”Fuck off.”
>She was still as feisty as you remember. It only turned you on more.
>”... so what happened to the shitty accent you had?”
>You groan and soak your head.
“It was forced. Felt uncomfortable and scratched my throat. Made me feel more like a pirate though, so I kept it for a while. Lost it once it got too annoying to keep up.”
>She giggles and rinses off her mane.
>”That's stupid.”
>You sigh and decide to rinse off too, it's going to be dark soon.
“Welcome aboard Cherry -bomb-.”
>She groans and drys herself off.
>”It's Cherry Berry, period. Capiche?”
“Fine, if you want to be the only one without a nickname.”
>She swats you with her tail.
>”I'll manage... Captain.”
>You dry off as well then get dressed.
>You two head back to your ship.
>”All right, here's what I'm thinking. We strip my ship, repair yours, then take whatever's left and make additions. No offense, but it's kind of small.”
“It's not the size of your ship, it's how well you handle it.”
>She looks at you, unamused.
>”You want me on your ship? Add mine to yours.”
>She seperates from you and heads to her ship.
>Looks like you will have no say in this matter, she is going to make you modify your ship.
>She's been with you since day one of your life as a pirate. Before Ponka or Dar'sh, there was your ship.
>Looking at her, she could use a fresh coat of paint. She also needed some more serious repairs than the -quick fixes- you've been giving her.
>You step on board and Dar'sh walks towards you.
>”Well?”
“We'll be heading into town. We're going to make some repairs and additions to our ship.”
>Dar'sh nods.
>”And the pink girl?”
“Cherry Berry, she's with us.”
>You take the helm and prepare to ride the skies.
>With a plan and another new crew member, you ready yourself for the heist to come.

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