Title:           [Satyr] Day MILFS
Author:          That_Happy_Guy
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First Edit:      Monday 31st of March 2014 10:27:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 31st of March 2014 10:27:32 AM CDT

>Day Milfs in Equestria.
>”Good evening, you may be wondering why I am talking to you right now. Simply put, I am here to inform you that I have witnessed a series of events that will lead to several situations involving mares who have given birth, and the children of their friends becoming intimate with them. I can safely say that one of these incidents has already occurred. How do I know this? Because I just fucked your mom!”
>Dropping your cup of tea, you stare at Pogo in shock.
“Wh-What did you say?”
>Before your friend can answer, mother comes down the stairs.
>Her normally pressed and swirled hair is a mess, as if...
>Oh dear lord, no!
>She looks to you, eyes going wide.
>”G-Garnet! What are you doing home so early?”
“It is seven pm mother! Dinner will be ready soon. Oh god, what if father found out?!”
>A yawn fills the room, a second set of steps descending the stairs.
>Father is wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
>He looks to you, then mother.
>”Let's be honest here, we all knew what was going on.”
>Feeling your stomach churn and burn, you rush to the bathroom.
>Pogo chuckles, yelling to you.
>”If it's any consolation, your dad is a beast!”
>And there goes any hope of keeping your lunch.
>Oh god, he said several of these events shall occur.
>Who could be next?!
 
 
>As Gilda stands from the bed, wiping a bit of your jizz from her face, she smirks.
>”Not bad, but I would expect as much from Dash's kid.”
>Yep, you're the shit.
>Laying back, you stretch your wings.
>Nothing is going to bring you down now.
>*Slam.*
>”Mom! I'm home!”
>Sitting up, your jaw drops.
>Alexa is going to murder you for sleeping with her mom!
>Grabbing your boxers, you open the window and fly out.
>”Huh, why is there a pair of rainbow shorts on the floor... Ah, son of a bitch!”
>A yell comes from behind you.
>”YOU'RE DEAD ICARUS!”
>Whimpering out, you still feel like the shit for making it with an older woman.
>Making it over Ponyville, you see Glimmer and Timber walking together.
>Huh, that's weird.
 
 
>”All right Glimmer, time to re-sterilize the test subject.”
>Your mom takes Timber's phallus into her mouth, sucking off the recent release.
>He simply chuckles, looking around.
>You think she might have used too many anesthesia on him.
>”Whooo, I smell colors!”
>You stand up, kissing Timber on the cheek.
“Thanks for volunteering for this Timber. I'm sorry you're so loopy though, I promise next time we'll go drug-less.”
>Mom shakes her head.
>”Sorry dear, but we're at least going to need the viagra.”
>Whimpering you look him in the eyes.
“All right, no anesthesia then.”
>Timber smiles.
>”Aww, thanks Glimmer. Also, you smell like blue!”
>Chuckling you hug him again.
“Thanks?”
>You mom grasps his member with her magic, stroking the shaft.
>”All right Glimmer, after foreplay comes the actual intercourse. Do as I did and get on your hands and knees.”
“Okay mom.”
>Dropping your panties you do as she says.
>You knew she would be hands on when it came to sex ed, you just didn't think she would be THIS hands on.
 
 
>Pulling the blanket up ta yer chest, ya just stare up as Cherry Jubilee pants n' fans herself.
>”Whoo ee! Honey, your name is VERY misleading.”
>Why did pa send ya ta dodge junction?