Title:           [FR] Day Pet peeve
Author:          That_Happy_Guy
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rK2ui7BW
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of August 2013 04:14:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of August 2013 04:14:35 PM CDT

>Day Pet peeve in Equestria.
>It's that time of the day again.
>Time to browse the small contents of your fridge before realizing you don't have enough to make anything.
>Then you'll decide to go shopping, forget to make a list, say fuck it and eat out, return home and forget your fridge is near empty until tomorrow.
>Good times.
>Consistent too.
>Now, let's open this bitch up and...
>There is an empty carton of orange juice in your fridge.
>Why is there an empty carton of orange juice in your fridge?
>You don't drink orange juice, why the actual fuck is there a fucking empty carton of god damn orange juice in your fucking fridge?!?
>Who has the balls to leave a piece of shit empty carton in your fridge?!
>Why is this making you so angry?!
>Wondering why it's making you angry only pisses you off more!
>*Knock knock knock*
>Aaaand now you have a fucking visitor while you are raging.
>Calm down... they don't deserve your wrath, they didn't place the garbage in your fridge.
>Unless it's that fucking Pegasus again...
>Go to answer the door.
“Hello th-...”
>”Hi Anon!”
>Rainbow Dash is in front of you house, drinking a cup of orange juice while she is wearing a pirate outfit.
>”So... are pi-”
“Did you leave an empty carton of orange juice in my fridge?”
>The mare gives you a blank stare before a small smile crosses her face.
>”Is it your fetish?”
>If you say no she'll deny it, but if you say yes she'll instantly say she did it...
“Maybe it is. There are stranger fetishes.”
>She thinks for a moment before finishing her devil juice.
>”All right. You caught me, I did it.”
>The cunt.
“Rainbow?”
>”Yes my sweet little human?”
>Her eyes go half lidded as she believes she has won your hot monkey dick.
“Can you step inside for a moment?”
>The cyan Pegasus rushes into your house, you close the door behind her.
 
 
“Heheheh, ooh, what's he going to do now?”
>Anon has just closed his door after inviting that little flying rat into his house.
>After a brief moment of silence, the house is filled with crashes and screams.
>”DON”T YOU DARE FUCKING RUN YOU BITCH!”
>The mare is zooming around the house as Anon tosses  his furniture at her.
“PFFFFFFFFFT!”
>You can barely contain yourself as you gaze at the sight through a pair of binoculars.
>”Anon! I lied! I-I didn't place the carton in your fridge! Honest!”
>The monkey won't have any of it, lifting his couch to toss at the mare.
“Oh Discord you sly bastard you!”
>After giving yourself a congratulatory pat on the back, you take a clawful of popcorn and stuff your face.
>Anon continues to assault the mare for a good hour before she breaks through his roof.
“Ahhh, fucking idiots. Your simple problems can bring out such entertaining results!”
>Just as you turn to leave, something hits you in the back of the head.
“Ow! Dammit all!”
>Looking down, you see the carton you zapped into Anon's fridge.
>”I”LL FUCKING KILL YOU NEXT TIME RAINBOW DASH!”
>He must have tossed it after the mare broke his roof.
>Still, that fucking hurt.
“Grr, fucking human.”