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The day of your reckoning

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>The day of your reckoning in Equestria
>Wake up
>Morning routine.exe
>Shit brick, singular. You need less fiber in your diet.
>Burn your nips in the shower. Burnt nips aren't your fetish, thankfully Rapistshy hasn't tried that yet.
>Shave perfectly. Literally. You're surprised that something didn't go wrong. But you won't voice any surprise, that'd be asking for it.
>Head downstairs for something with less fiber than oats.
>Find nothing but oats.
>Have some oats, hunger is not a friend who's visits you enjoy.
>After cleaning up, retire to couch of sitting, for a bonus of +25 to optimism.
>You're still under 0, but at least you're better off than before.
>Hear a knock at the door.
I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE!
>No response from the other side of the door, but you're hit with a faint smell… Onions?
>+10 to arousal
>You shake off your stupor, and rise to see what could be the source of the smell.
>You open the door, and are struck by a wave of the same smell, as well as the sight of Fluttershy, and a figure too[spoiler] shreksually [/spoiler] appealing to describe.
>"Hello Anonymous, i-is Shrek your fetish?
>He's wearing a facial expression that says: "I wish i was at the swamp, taking a huge ogre shit"
>You swallow hard, She can't be allowed to win! But it's Shrek!
>He lets out a belch, and in that glorious moment, your choice is made.
>You jizz in your pants, and collapse to your hands and knees, beginning to weep.
>Fluttershy doesn't know how to react, Shrek seems unfazed.
>Suddenly, you feel a weight on your shoulder.
>You look up, and it's his. He's looking at you with [spoiler] shreksual [/spoiler] excitement.
>"That'll do [spoiler] Donkey, [/spoiler] that'll do."
>He hoists you onto his shoulder, and in a moment, the two of you are back at his swamp, in his bedroom.
>*The scene fades to black, but the sounds of ecstasy are audible*
>When it's all [spoiler] ogre, [/spoiler]you lie upon his bed, with a ruined ass, and a warmth in your belly.
>Today was a weird day. Made better by the fact that you were never…
>Fucking Fluttershy
[spoiler]>Later, Shrek chases you out of the swamp yelling "Stay Outta Mah Swamp!" [/spoiler]
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>The day of your reckoning in Equestria
>Wake up
>Morning routine.exe
>Shit brick, singular.  You need less fiber in your diet.
>Burn your nips in the shower.  Burnt nips aren't your fetish, thankfully Rapistshy hasn't tried that yet.
>Shave perfectly.  Literally.  You're surprised that something didn't go wrong.  But you won't voice any surprise, that'd be asking for it.
>Head downstairs for something with less fiber than oats.
>Find nothing but oats.
>Have some oats, hunger is not a friend who's visits you enjoy.
>After cleaning up, retire to couch of sitting, for a bonus of +25 to optimism.
>You're still under 0, but at least you're better off than before.
>Hear a knock at the door.
I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE!
>No response from the other side of the door, but you're hit with a faint smell… Onions?
>+10 to arousal
>You shake off your stupor, and rise to see what could be the source of the smell.
>You open the door, and are struck by a wave of the same smell, as well as the sight of Fluttershy, and a figure too[spoiler] shreksually [/spoiler] appealing to describe.
>"Hello Anonymous, i-is Shrek your fetish?
>He's wearing a facial expression that says: "I wish i was at the swamp, taking a huge ogre shit"
>You swallow hard, She can't be allowed to win!  But it's Shrek!
>He lets out a belch, and in that glorious moment, your choice is made.
>You jizz in your pants, and collapse to your hands and knees, beginning to weep.
>Fluttershy doesn't know how to react, Shrek seems unfazed.
>Suddenly, you feel a weight on your shoulder.
>You look up, and it's his.  He's looking at you with [spoiler] shreksual [/spoiler] excitement.
>"That'll do [spoiler] Donkey, [/spoiler] that'll do."
>He hoists you onto his shoulder, and in a moment, the two of you are back at his swamp, in his bedroom.
>*The scene fades to black, but the sounds of ecstasy are audible*
>When it's all [spoiler] ogre, [/spoiler]you lie upon his bed, with a ruined ass, and a warmth in your belly.
>Today was a weird day.  Made better by the fact that you were never…
>Fucking Fluttershy
[spoiler]>Later, Shrek chases you out of the swamp yelling "Stay Outta Mah Swamp!" [/spoiler]
End

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