- >Day Gay shit aint #SWAG in Equestria
- >You are #SWAGnonymous. Most #SWAGtastic being in all of Equestria
- >You wake up one morning, with the plans to #SWAG your way through the day as you have for every day since arriving in the #SWAGland of Equestria.
- >You rise from your #SWAGalaggin' waterbed (for railing them bitches), slip on your #SWAGasmic slippers, and go about your Morning Routine.
- >#SWAG #SWAG #SWAG
- >Or something that starts with a triple S.
- >Regardless, when you #SWAG your way downstairs for a completely #SWAG breakfast of #SWAG-O's.
- >Breakfast of #SWAGlords [you're the only one who buys the stuff]
- >You hear a knock on the door as you ignore the dishes, and go to answer it.
- >It's Fluttershy
- >Just being in her presence subtracts for your #SWAG stat.
- Ya?
- >"H-Hello Anon, is Making bad decisions your fetish?"
- >Your dick springs to life.
- >Well damn, guess she's pretty #SWAG after all.
- #YOLO
- >"W-What?"
- >You pull her inside, and spend the rest of your life
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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