Title:           Day Sir in Equstria (oneshot)
Author:          That1guy
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First Edit:      Monday 11th of March 2013 10:08:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 11th of March 2013 10:08:53 AM CDT

>Day Sir in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, Hero of Equestria.
>For services rendered to her Majesty, The Princess Celestia, You have been officially Knighted this day.
>Henceforth you are to be known as Sir Anonymous.
>Also, you are to serve as the Princesses (?) secret guard.
>Really that's just a fancy name for their personal assistant (but from the shadows).
>It's a pretty good job.
>Damn good pay too.
>And seeing as the Princesses can take care of themselves in matters personal, you've been allowed to stay in Ponyville until the need for a  more localized presence is necessary.
>You still have to look over a bunch of things for the Princesses, help them plan out their days, occasionally you'll need to visit places they're planning on visiting beforehand, so as to confirm their safety.
>It's a lot of work, but you're happy to be doing it.
>Today sees you checking out the Mayor's office.
>The Princess of the Night is due for a visit soon, and it never hurts to be cautionary.
1/5
 
>A short look around the lobby nets you a few loose bits,  and no threats.
>You then move onto the offices.
>This would be easier if the offices weren't occupied, or even if these p0nies trusted you with their personal belongings.
>But they don't.
>[spoiler] Niggers [/spoiler]
>Whatever, you are nothing if not persistent,  so you eventually manage to rummage through everyone's stuff.
>Nothing incriminating here.
>Finally you move onto the Mayor's office itself.
>You like the Mayor.  She's pretty chill, for a politician.
>The two of you have a "date" in the evening,  she's going to be telling you about the town's history.
>Again.
>Which is fine, she never seems to mind repeating herself to you,  and she genuinely seems to enjoy talking about the town, so it's all good.
>A quick peek through her desk, and she's in the all clear.
>Good thing too, it'd be real awkward to find something incrimi-
>*Door slams shut*
>Well shit.
2/5
 
>You quickly do an about face turn, and see that the Mayor is at the door, locking it and jamming a chair under it's handle.
>"That'll keep the unwanted out."
>She has her back to you, if you're gonna kill her now is the time to do it!
>…
>You can't,  you have to know why.
Why?
>"Why?  Why what my dear?"
Why would you betray your Princess like this?
>"What are you talking about?  I'm not gonna attack Luna!  Goodness, I'd have to be a fool to try and do that!"
>Huh?
>Your confusion must be on your face, because before you can ask for a clarification, she speaks up again.
>"No No no, my dear Sir Anonymous,  i'm not looking for anyone's pain, i'm looking for my pleasure!"
>And with that she is upon you, her powerful mini-horse legs propelling her into your chest and bowling you over.
>Her lips plant upon yours, and she lets out a desperate and throaty moan.
>You attempt to push her off, you are after all, no horse-fucker.
>She lets go of your lips for a brief moment, only to bring her back down on yours effectively stunning you with a head-butt.
3/5
 
>She climbs off of you and you lay there in a daze.
>She quickly and effectively undresses you, and as you begin to recover your senses, you see her finish up with tying your hands and legs together.
>"You're mine now, and so is that Hot Monkey [spoiler] Dock[/spoiler]!"
No!, You can't make me!  I don't want this, Be reasonable, Please!
>All at once you plead for freedom and throw resistance in her face.
>Talk about wishy-washy.
>"Hmm…"
>She appears to be seriously considering letting you go.
>"nah"
>Shit
>Suddenly, the window bursts open, and through the shattered glass comes none other than Princess Luna herself.
>"UNHAND OUR DEAREST ANONYMOUS THIS INSTANT FOUL WRETCH!"
>The Mayor is thrown back by her close proximity to The Princess' royal Canterlot voice.
>Before you could say "thanks for the save Luna",  you find yourself still nude and bound, upon her back, flying towards Canterlot.
4/5
 
P-Princess, um, can we set down and untie me?  I'm freakin' out up here, what with my hands bound and this hundred foot drop I'm looking at!
>"Anonymous, I say to thee Neigh!  Tis fate that you be bound for this night's binding ceremony."
Binding Ceremony?
>"Indeed fair anonymous, tonight thou shall be bound to our sister and ourself.  'Tis only customary for one has won our hearts and desires so."
>what
Wha?
>"And your current state of undress is most pleasing to us."
>Well at least she's complimenting you.
Thanks, I guess.
>So now you guess instead of being stuck fucking the mayor, you'll be stuck, forever.
>Fucking Royalty
5/5