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Day Mo'-Money Mo'-Honey in Equestria(oneshot)

By: That1guy on Dec 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.26 KB  |  hits: 135  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day mo' money mo' honey in equestria
  2. >Awake
  3. >Imagine a world of ponies and unicorns, and pegs
  4. >Snap out of it
  5. >Arise like a vampire, i.e. hands across chest, straight spine all the way up
  6. >Shave, Shower, Shit
  7. Wait, Fuck, lemme try that again
  8. >Shave, Shit, Shower
  9. Close enough
  10. >Head downstairs and fix yourself a breakfast of fruit
  11. >Look outside
  12. >Sun is rising
  13. Lovely
  14. >Hear a knock at the door
  15. >Who could that be?
  16. >Peer through view hole thing
  17. Hello?
  18. >Silence
  19. Hello? Anyone there? That you flutters?
  20. >Scratching at door
  21. >Nope.gif
  22. >Grab nearest chair, jam under door handle.  That'll buy you some time
  23. Not today
  24. >Hear door being slammed
  25. >Spaghetti
  26. >Attempt to hide
  27. >Door comes apart like a watermelon at a Gallagher concert
  28. >"Bitch, I know you in here"  comes a demur voice
  29. >Piss pants
  30. >Table cloth pulled away, and you are revealed
  31. Well, fuck me
  32. >"Oh I plan to, but first, where's that money?"  She says, spittle flying onto your face
  33. Umm, well, err
  34. …
  35. >The stare
  36. I don't have it
  37. >SMACK
  38. Yeah
  39. >Bloody nose, loose tooth, probably a bruise starting to form
  40. Can I pay you back in another way?
  41. >Smirk forms on that yellow face
  42. >"Are you insinuating what I think you are"
  43. Unfortunately yes
  44. >"I-Is being my hoe your fetish Anon?"
  45. No
  46. >Fucking Fluttershy
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