CYOA Circle-Jerk Style (updated as it's ONGOING)

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4/2/13 9:08 PM

Togdor added Swift Monkey to this conversation

4/2/13 9:10 PM

Togdor added Dat_Lumberjack to this conversation

4/2/13 9:12 PM

Togdor added Theseus to this conversation

Togdor

4/2/13 9:14 PM

 

Right, so is this gonna be a flootarape thing?  Or an adventure?  or...?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:14 PM

 

Let's figure it out...

Togdor

4/2/13 9:14 PM

 

so yall know, I've never played D&D before

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:15 PM

 

Me neither

Theseus

4/2/13 9:15 PM

 

lol, this should be nothing like D&D.

 

This is just "This happens, wat do?"

Togdor

4/2/13 9:15 PM

 

good, now that we've got that out of the way

 

On 4/2/13, at 9:15 PM, Theseus wrote:

> This is just "This happens, wat do?"

 

Works for me

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:15 PM

 

I'll try not to shit things up too badly

Togdor

4/2/13 9:16 PM

 

Are yall all in control of your own chars? or a consensus over a singular anon?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:16 PM

 

>Tripfags in Equestria

Togdor

4/2/13 9:16 PM

 

consensus meaning at least 2 agree

Theseus

4/2/13 9:16 PM

 

That's dabbling in roleplaying...

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:16 PM

 

Hmmm

Theseus

4/2/13 9:17 PM

 

...I'm not sure I can force myself to do that.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:17 PM

 

it's a first try, so should be just experimental

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:17 PM

 

I do it all the time when I write my stories

So I don't have a problem with it

Theseus

4/2/13 9:17 PM

 

So that, or choosing and deciding for Anon, the one character?

 

I'm for that.

 

Lumber, you're the tie breaker.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:18 PM

 

hopefully it'll work, but as we progress, we'll get better at the formatting

 

Lumberjack!

 

get in here m8, you're tie breaker

Theseus

4/2/13 9:19 PM

 

LAHMBAH

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

Can you guys hold up a sec

Togdor

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

yeah

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

Gonna go make a sandwich

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

I'm back

Togdor

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

hopefully lumberjack'll come back

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

fuck nvm

Togdor

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

tehre he is

 

go ahead

 

we'll just set some stuff set up

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:20 PM

 

I WAS trying to read something but I'll do that later

Togdor

4/2/13 9:21 PM

 

Right.  Lumberjack, single anon, or three chars you each control one of

Theseus

4/2/13 9:21 PM

 

Oh yeah, I forgot you were reading, lol.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:21 PM

 

single anon means you need 2/3 to agree with an action

Theseus

4/2/13 9:21 PM

 

[How you do you like it so far?]

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:22 PM

 

Okay back, Sanic speed that tomato and turkey samich

Togdor

4/2/13 9:22 PM

 

damn nigga

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:22 PM

 

Nah I just made it

Togdor

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

also LJack still hasn't made a choice...

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:22 PM

 

ARGGH

 

It's okay

 

I can wait

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

Single anon but he has a trait relatable to each of us?

Togdor

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

so like three cooldown abilities?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

I don't have a trait

Togdor

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

or passive affects?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

I'm... tall?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:23 PM

 

The only trait I have is mild insanity

 

It only comes out in spurts

Togdor

4/2/13 9:24 PM

 

come on yo, doesn't gotta be logical, just try to keep it from being broken as all fuck

 

plus if it's an ability it'll have a several round cooldown, increasing based on it's power

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:25 PM

 

Hmmm

Theseus

4/2/13 9:26 PM

 

...Hmm...

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:26 PM

 

Describe me someone.

 

Anyone

Theseus

4/2/13 9:26 PM

 

Swift.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:26 PM

 

Heh

 

go with that then

 

Anon is agile

Theseus

4/2/13 9:27 PM

 

Speed, there's one trait.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:27 PM

 

Example:  Blink - Similar to Twi's limited range instant teleportation. Max distance that can be covered is approx. 30 Feet in any direction.  You cannot blink into solid objects. 6 round cooldown

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:27 PM

 

On 4/2/13, at 9:27 PM, Togdor wrote:

> You cannot blink into solid objects

Well I'd hope not

Theseus

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

This shit's technical.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

yeah

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

Ability to call animals for aid

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

Like...

 

Aquaman

Togdor

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

passive abilities are easier to write, but i thinnk a bit less fun

Theseus

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

Well, I'll be hitting the hay in around an hour, so I hope we can pick things up just a smidge, lol

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

But more useful

Togdor

4/2/13 9:28 PM

 

arguably

 

So swiftness, is one trait, two more slots available

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:29 PM

 

Not so aquaman

Has same powers as Aquaman but on land

Togdor

4/2/13 9:29 PM

 

only on land?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:29 PM

 

He can call fish for aid, but only on land.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:30 PM

 

That's an awful idea, forget it

Togdor

4/2/13 9:30 PM

 

or basically a similar abilty to Flooters?

 

the Character as he stands right now:  >Anonymous

 

>Human Male

 

>Young, relatively average, with a pension for speed, and an aversion to death

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:31 PM

 

Good so far

Theseus

4/2/13 9:32 PM

 

Indeed, indeed.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:33 PM

 

Stats:

Max 10 each

Strength: 5

Perception: 5

Endurance: 5

Charisma: 5

Agility: 5 (+ 3)

Luck: 5

 

No special abilities

An average competence with normal topics, and little to no experience in any forms of combat or complex machinery/magic/etc

Theseus

4/2/13 9:34 PM

 

Incredibly technical, lol

Togdor

4/2/13 9:34 PM

 

two trait slots open

 

sorry, just the way I'm thinking about it

Theseus

4/2/13 9:34 PM

 

All good.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:35 PM

 

Are we giving a trait from each of us?

If so then give him a little more strength from his hobby, chopping trees

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:35 PM

 

Canadian blood

Theseus

4/2/13 9:35 PM

 

^

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:35 PM

 

Increases strength and charisma by two,

 

Special ability to become friends with almost anyone

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:36 PM

 

That's a good one

Theseus

4/2/13 9:36 PM

 

Awh yee.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:47 PM

 

Trait: Blood of the Bear- Active + Passive buff

Allows Anonymous to boost his strength and endurance to near superhuman levels for two rounds, when activated, and passively increases Most his stats by one, at the cost of all his luck(+1 to everything but Luck reduces Luck to 0) 4 turn cooldown

 

Luck can be increased past one after initialization

 

yay? neigh?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:40 PM

 

Yus.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:40 PM

 

1/3 for

 

need one more to accept

 

will accept regardless in one minute...

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:41 PM

 

Aye

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:41 PM

 

Yes.

Sorry, I stabbed my toe

Togdor

4/2/13 9:41 PM

 

accepted, one trait left

 

New Stats:

Max 10 each

Strength: 5 (+1)

Perception: 5 (+1)

Endurance: 5 (+1)

Charisma: 5 (+1)

Agility: 5 (+ 4)

Luck: 5 (-4)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:43 PM

 

What would luck do?

Theseus

4/2/13 9:43 PM

 

Random roll for avoiding >rape if we're confronted by it.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:44 PM

 

Ah

 

Okay

Togdor

4/2/13 9:44 PM

 

yeah, plus maybe some minor details if i can immerse myself in this role enough

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:45 PM

 

Can there be negative traits?

Togdor

4/2/13 9:46 PM

 

1 is the lowest

 

unless you get debuffed at some point

 

maybe

 

actually...

 

yeah, let's add in negatives as well

 

>INB4 it gets even more complicated

Theseus

4/2/13 9:46 PM

 

lol

Togdor

4/2/13 9:47 PM

 

New Stats:

Max 10 each  Min -5

Strength: 5 (+1)

Perception: 5 (+1)

Endurance: 5 (+1)

Charisma: 5 (+1)

Agility: 5 (+4)

Luck: 5 (-5)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:47 PM

 

Like, Anon has incredible charisma and can get ponies to like believe him

But the downside is that he believes everything that they say too

That would be quite the predicament

Togdor

4/2/13 9:48 PM

 

as a trait?

 

hmm, lemme write it up then decide

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:48 PM

 

kay

Theseus

4/2/13 9:49 PM

 

This does seem like it'd be fun, but unfortunately it's my sleepybye time. Can I join in another time, assuming it's still going on next time I log in?

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:50 PM

 

It'd be contradicting since Anon could use this ability to convince the pones that Fluttershy is a rapist

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:50 PM

 

Shit

Togdor

4/2/13 9:52 PM

 

Trait: Inexperienced Devil [Passive]

Many have been swayed by that silver tongue of yours, but since so much of your experience has been hypothetical and in scripted format, you tend to be fairly gullible.  Keep this secret well, else you may find yourself in a rather compromising situation. (Plus 3 to charisma at all times.  During certain situations, you'll be able to convince others much more easily.  Conversely, you yourself will be much easier to sway.  Perhaps with adequate experience you will learn to tell the truth from fantasy?)

 

Yay? Neigh?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:52 PM

 

I say yes

Togdor

4/2/13 9:52 PM

 

Also good night Thees, you'll always be welcome to jump in

Theseus

4/2/13 9:53 PM

 

Awesome. Thanks boys.

Togdor

4/2/13 9:53 PM

 

When there's a tie, i'll flip a coin to decide the winner

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:53 PM

 

These, goodnight

Togdor

4/2/13 9:54 PM

 

Lumberjack

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:54 PM

 

Nope

Togdor

4/2/13 9:54 PM

 

if only one answers, i'll wait 3 minutes, and then i'll go ahead with whatever's been proffered

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:54 PM

 

okay

Togdor

4/2/13 9:54 PM

 

heads or tails?

 

first gets choice

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:55 PM

 

On what?

Was distracted by dog

Togdor

4/2/13 9:55 PM

 

coin flip to say yes or no to the trait

 

winner chooses

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

Heads

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

Tails

Togdor

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

heads it is

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

FFFFFFUUUUURRRRK Yeah

Togdor

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

so yay?

 

i think?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

Yes

Togdor

4/2/13 9:56 PM

 

right

 

New Stats:

Max 10 each  Min -5

Strength: 5 (+1)

Perception: 5 (+1)

Endurance: 5 (+1)

Charisma: 5 (+4)

Agility: 5 (+4)

Luck: 5 (-5)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:57 PM

 

So luck is pushed down to zero from other trait

Togdor

4/2/13 9:59 PM

 

Okay, so now Anon is an inexperienced just above average fellow of canadian  blood with a knack for speed, and a gifted tongue(and fingers, should the y be necessary), but absolutely abyssmal luck, and a habit of believeing what others tell him

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 9:59 PM

 

Well I'd hate to be him

 

But this is coming along nicely

Togdor

4/2/13 10:02 PM

 

His traits are:

Swiftness: +3 to agility, and an increased chance to escape from difficult situations, win at races, etc

Blood of the Bear: Passive boost to everything, with a severe drop in luck, and an active boost of plus 3 to Str and End in a pinch (with a cooldown of 4 turns)

Inexperienced Devil: (+3 to Charisma) Silver Tongue, Smooth Operator, People Person, but young and gullible.

 

Good?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:02 PM

 

I think so. Lumber?

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 10:03 PM

 

I honestly didn't think we were going to do it this way but its good

Togdor

4/2/13 10:04 PM

 

If this ends up going sour, for whatever reason, I'll try and lessen the technicality, maybe make it a more straight CYOA, but for now, I think We'll start setting the scene

 

We doing this medievel setting?

 

or contemporary?

 

Medieval works best for me, but I can probably make Contemporary, Steampunk, and Slightly fututistic work, if yall prefer

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 10:06 PM

 

Medieval works best

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:08 PM

 

Go for it, I care immensely

Togdor

4/2/13 10:16 PM

 

Sorry yall, just gimme a second

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:17 PM

 

It's okay.

Togdor

4/2/13 10:22 PM

 

Right.

 

I'm fine now.

 

Where were we?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:22 PM

 

You sure?

Togdor

4/2/13 10:22 PM

 

yeah, thanks for the concern

 

the writing will help get me back to normal anyway.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:22 PM

 

Understandable.

Togdor

4/2/13 10:22 PM

 

And who knows, maybe it'll inprove that quality?

 

So medieval

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:23 PM

 

There's always something to improve

 

Yeah

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 10:23 PM

 

I can't write right now I'm feeling weird

Togdor

4/2/13 10:24 PM

 

Oh darn, my sentimentality has permeated us

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:24 PM

 

I need a 5 minute meditation break

 

So

 

Brb

Dat_Lumberjack

4/2/13 10:24 PM

 

No I took medication earlier and it's finally kicking in

Togdor

4/2/13 10:24 PM

 

Yall take your time, I'll try and get the scenario nice and defined

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:30 PM

 

Back

 

Just let me know when it's ready

Togdor

4/2/13 10:34 PM

 

ready yo

 

You are Anonymous (see description above) and today, you set out from your home in a small village on a quest for Adventure and Fame!  The day has been long in coming, and your preparations have not been amateur.  As you heft your heavy pack, you look back on your quiet home to see the teary eyed face of your family, and friends as they wave and shout encouragement and praise.  You feel a sole tear stream down your face as you wave one final goodbye, and turn away, to begin your long journey.  In truth you have no real destination in mind, so the first thing to decide will be a goal.  And a general direction to walk in.  As the path splits in two directions about an hour into your journey.  the sun has begun it's descent, painting the nature in a warm orange glow, and you guess that you have about an hour and a half of daylight to travel by.

Will you take the left path? (P, E, A checks)

The right path? (P, E, A)

Say screw it to paths, and attempt to explore the forest not far off, in between the two paths? (S, P, E, A, L)

Or maybe You'll take a few moments to set up camp and think over your decision? (P, L)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:37 PM

 

I have a question

Togdor

4/2/13 10:37 PM

 

go for it

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:38 PM

 

Is he leaving Ponyville? Or some other place?

Togdor

4/2/13 10:38 PM

 

starting in a human world

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:38 PM

 

Ah, okay.

Togdor

4/2/13 10:38 PM

 

we'll get to poneland, dun worry

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:39 PM

 

Okay so how does this work

Togdor

4/2/13 10:40 PM

 

choose one path, i'll roll some dice, see if any events occur, and move on

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:40 PM

 

what are those letters

Togdor

4/2/13 10:41 PM

 

Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, Luck checks, based on the letters shown

 

you pass, and either nothing happens, or something good does

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:41 PM

 

Okay.

Togdor

4/2/13 10:41 PM

 

plus you get some exp

 

25 to lvl2

 

a boost in general skill

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:42 PM

 

This is very different than what I'm used to.

But I like it.

Togdor

4/2/13 10:42 PM

 

i'm glad to hear it, 'specially since i'm kinda making it up as i go along

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:43 PM

 

So I just choose a direction and you roll?

Togdor

4/2/13 10:43 PM

 

si

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:44 PM

 

I'd say for the safety of the character, sleep on it

It's never good to travel at night

Togdor

4/2/13 10:44 PM

 

k, writing it up

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:45 PM

 

I'll wait

Togdor

4/2/13 10:51 PM

 

>Thinking things through

you decide to play this, your first day on your adventure safe, and hunker down for the evening.  You quickly and efficiently set up your tent, and build a fire, only just managing to achieve ignition on your third attempt.  The fire crackles and smokes, and the comforting scent relaxes your nerves, as you sit down and begin preparing a meal for your first night.

Going through your pack as you dine on the spartan meal, you do a quick check to see if anything's missing, if anything has been left behind, and if perhaps you were smuggled a gift before you left.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:52 PM

 

Like it

Togdor

4/2/13 10:54 PM

 

[you rolled a 12!  add the 6 Per, and the 0 Luck, then average by 2 and you get.... a 9.  You lose nothing, and you gain nothing  except for 5 XP]

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 10:55 PM

 

Fuck yeah, safe on both parts

Togdor

4/2/13 10:56 PM

 

Thankfully, as you go through your gear, you see that the old sack has held up well with age, and that everything is where it was left.  You finish up your simple dinner, say a quick thanks to your ancestors, and pull out your sleeping bag for the night, before dumping a few more logs on the fire, and retiring for the evening.

 

As the night progresses, and you dream of your aunt's sweet rolls [no euphemism there]  a sound comes from just outside the tent.

It is only just loud enough to rouse you from your sleep, and as you lie there half awake, you hear it once more.  It sounds like… something about the size of a young wolf.  What will you do?

Sit quietly, and hope it loses interest after a few moments?(P, L)

Attempt to slay the beast, not truly knowing whether or not it's any threat to you? (S, P, L,)

Or will you stealthily bait the beast a way by tossing some of your preserved beef as far as you can, as stealthily as you can?(S, A)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:02 PM

 

This is something that can have a major impact on the story

Let me think about this

Togdor

4/2/13 11:02 PM

 

take your time

 

i'm enjoying writing like this, maybe i havve a knack for it after all

 

(remember you can use the buff if you think it'll help)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:11 PM

 

No no.

I think I'm going to go with...

 

Sit quietly

Togdor

4/2/13 11:12 PM

 

>Sit Quietly

You decide to not risk a fight you might not be entirely ready for, so you grab your trusty and semi-familiar iron blade, and keep it ready in case you need to swing it.

 

[ now a roll, of... 12! plus the 6 and the 0, averages out (again) to a 9]

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:14 PM

 

Whew

 

Hope nothing gets seriously fucked

Togdor

4/2/13 11:15 PM

 

You sit quietly, keeping the blade steady, and remain fairly calm as the beast sniffs around the campfire, stops and eats the trash from your dinner and stalks off in search of something more sustaining.  {+ 5 XP}

 

You let out a breath you hadn't realized you'd been holding, and quietly look out to see that the creature in question was simply a stray dog,  It would have been simple to dispatch should that have been necessary, but you decide to leave well enough alone, and return to your sleeping bag, before allowing rest to reclaim you.  You keep the sword close at hand just in case.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:19 PM

 

Oh Jesus I'm so glad I didn't

Togdor

4/2/13 11:29 PM

 

You are still standing at the crossroads, but now that you have a night's rest, a full belly, and the full day to go forth, you do not worry nearly as much as you did the previous evening.

Do you take the well trodden dirt road to the left?  If memory serves, it leads to a larger village that may serve as an effective stepping stone on your path to greatness.  While there, you could possibly take a few jobs, garner some fame, and possibly even recruit an ally! (P, E, A, L)

Do you take the fairly fresh road to the right , which leads to the capital city of your precious nation?  It would easily be a bigger center of commerce, but it would also be a much longer trip, and you would be a completely unknown adventurer, with few funds. (S, P, E, I, A, L)

Or do you attempt to cut you way through the fairly tame woods in between the two woods?  Local legends say that within the woods live sprites and fairies who would be of great aid to a young adventurer like yourself.  As well as to beasts that could end it before it has even truly begun if you are unlucky enough. (S, P, E, A)

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:31 PM

 

Dirt road on the left where I "think" the larger village was

Togdor

4/2/13 11:31 PM

 

the well trodden dirt road

 

not to the capital right?

 

got it

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:31 PM

 

Yes

Togdor

4/2/13 11:35 PM

 

[You roll a... 33! plus the 6 S, the 6 P, the 9 A, and the 0 L, that averages out to... approx 14!  {+30 xp}]

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:36 PM

 

damn

Togdor

4/2/13 11:36 PM

 

{you are now LVL 2, you have improved swordsmanship, and are now a little calmer in tense situations}

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:36 PM

 

alright

Togdor

4/2/13 11:37 PM

 

{You need a nother 20 XP to reach LVL 3}

 

GR:  As you confidently make your way over the dirt path, you stumble upon a wounded dog by the side of the road.  the poor thing looks as though it is in a great deal of pain, but does not appear to actual have any wounds as you inspect it.  After a few moments of though, you roll the dog onto it's back, and spot the problem.  The dog has likely swallowed something that it shouldn't have, and is now seeing the results.  You can try a number of things for the creature.

You can attempt to coax the beast into regurgitating the offending item.

You can attempt to bring the beast with you, in the hopes that at the village there will be someone who can help it.

Or, you can put the beast down, and cut it open afterwards to see what it is the thing swallowed.

Chances are that if you save the dog's life, regardless of whatever it swallowed, it will become loyal to you, and likely serve you well as an ally.

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:43 PM

 

save

 

no doubt

Togdor

4/2/13 11:44 PM

 

Wanna take a break for tonight?

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:44 PM

 

bring to village to for help

 

Sure

Togdor

4/2/13 11:44 PM

 

I'll need to bail soon anyways

 

So yeah, that choice was made after we saved, so it won't count

 

maybe think about it, and consider what could happen if you leave the mutt with something stuck inside it's belly

 

Like i said, I'm doing this as i go along

 

So i can't give away anything

Swift Monkey

4/2/13 11:46 PM

 

I will think on it in my dreams

Gotta sleep sometime.

 

see ya later

Togdor

4/2/13 11:47 PM

 

night swift, it's been pretty damn fun

 

END OF DAY ONE

 

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START OF DAY TWO

7:10 AM

Togdor updated the group picture

7:32 AM

Togdor added Sir Pudding Twenty-Four to this conversation

Sir Pudding Twenty-Four

7:33 AM

 

Right I'm here

Togdor

7:34 AM

 

mhmm, go ahead and look around, and don't worry about what you say, the game is on pause atm, won't pick back up until the others join back in

Sir Pudding Twenty-Four

7:36 AM

 

I think both jerks are slow now. I'll be back

10:43 AM

Togdor added picklehead42 to this conversation

picklehead42

10:44 AM

 

M'kay, what am I reading?

Togdor

10:45 AM

 

Start from the top, if you have any questions, they are probably answered over the course of the chat

 

if not, feel free to ask afterwards

picklehead42

10:51 AM

 

Goofball. Adding me in to the chat after something happened means I can't see the history.

 

Anything that was said before me showing up I can't read.

Togdor

10:52 AM

 

really?

picklehead42

10:52 AM

 

For really

Togdor

10:52 AM

 

odd, works for me , never mind that then, i'll send you the transcript

picklehead42

10:53 AM

 

It might be because I'm on my mobile.

 

But whatever.

 

Again. On my mobile. I can't see the files you posted. All it says is "Files Posted"

Togdor

10:54 AM

 

damnit

 

guess i'll just post it as a pm to you

 

brace yourself for the wall of text

10:54 AM

picklehead42 prepares anus

11:06 AM

Togdor calls for attendence: Call out upon arrival

Swift Monkey

11:07 AM

 

Yes

picklehead42

11:08 AM

 

Cake

Togdor

11:09 AM

 

Right, so as I told Pickle, I'm thinking that for now the way new players work, is going to be that for every player participating, ANon will be given one skill/ability slot, like swiftness, blood of the bear, etc.  And if this ever gets too big, and ends up breaking Anon, we'll swap  the skills out off of anon, and either onto his Allies(if he has any), or to be locked away based on level requirements

picklehead42

11:10 AM

 

Coolio julio

Swift Monkey

11:10 AM

 

Yes

Togdor

11:10 AM

 

Right, so pickle, what attribute/skill would you like to add?  just gimme a general idea, and i'll write it up with details

picklehead42

11:11 AM

 

My perk for him will be food preservation/health bonus from food

 

Put a picklin reference in there.

Togdor

11:11 AM

 

i'll see what i can do.

picklehead42

11:11 AM

 

Because everything I do has to revolve around me

 

And pickles

 

[is that what youre looking for, or am I totally fucking you over?]

Swift Monkey

11:12 AM

 

I'm going to be half distracted for a while

Writing Berry shower clop scene

picklehead42

11:12 AM

 

Sounds tasty

Swift Monkey

11:12 AM

 

I love how you say that just when I'm about to have Anon eat her out

picklehead42

11:13 AM

 

Remember, if you're not at full mast, that clop aint gon' be a blast

 

It's gonna fall flat fast

Swift Monkey

11:13 AM

 

[I totally am]

picklehead42

11:13 AM

 

It'll be stuck in the past

 

No more rhymes

Togdor

11:14 AM

 

Dun worry pickle, the story isn't being too serious. An amount of brevity would likely not be remiss, just don't be ridiculous, and i'll do my best to add in what yall come up with

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:14 AM

 

HEYYYYYYY COUSIN

 

WANT TO GO BOWLING?

picklehead42

11:15 AM

 

FUCK YEAH

Togdor

11:15 AM

 

Pudding, you want in?

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:15 AM

 

Yeah, sure

Togdor

11:15 AM

 

or maybe just wanna observe for a while?

picklehead42

11:15 AM

 

Love me dem bowling alley cheese balls

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:15 AM

 

I will observe

Togdor

11:16 AM

 

cool, if you have questions feel free to ask

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:16 AM

 

I have no idea what's going on. Can someone give me the intel?

Togdor

11:18 AM

 

York, you on a comp?

 

Pickle Affinity: Years spent preparing for the adventurers life has taught you the optimal methodf for preserving and getting the absolute most out of everything you can eat.  Food will restore an increased amount of health (+ 10% to original restoration (rounding up))  You will also have the opportunity to preserve and keep all perishable food items, allowing longer buffs from special consumables, and multiple meals from the same plate.  Eating Pickles specifically will activate the Pickle Prodigy Buff, boosting Int by 2, and removing any debuffs, regardless of how much longer they will be active, or their severity.  Eating non-brined cucumbers will activate the de-buff Lost possibilities, which will demoralize the character, resulting in a loss of 1 to all stats, and a general lack of care for 5 turns.

 

Yay? Neigh?

Swift Monkey

11:30 AM

 

Yes

Togdor

11:30 AM

 

one for yes, pickle decides if we need to toss a coin

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:31 AM

 

Seems like a jolly. Aye, Speaker Togdor

Togdor

11:32 AM

 

Pudding, you finished reading?

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:32 AM

 

Page 8 of 10

 

Almost

Togdor

11:33 AM

 

when you're done, are you gonna join?

 

if yes, i'll just accept your opinion

 

and we can move on

picklehead42

11:34 AM

 

Yes

 

I like it

Togdor

11:34 AM

 

Right, so 4 attributes

 

Unless York wants in?

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:34 AM

 

Before we begin, could someone explain the "roll"

EG this : now a roll, of... 12! plus the 6 and the 0, averages out (again) to a 9

Togdor

11:35 AM

 

The rolls:  For every stat that's being checked, I roll the two Dice, and add the numbers up.  When i have the dice total, I add together the stat values, and add that total to the dice total.  When i have one number, I divide that number by how many stats are being checked, and round up if necessary.

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:35 AM

 

I like it.

 

LET IT BEGIN

 

if that's alright with you

Togdor

11:36 AM

 

No attribute from you york?

 

i suppose you can choose just not to add one...

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:37 AM

 

I will observe first. Then, I might come in

 

I may ask questions as well

Togdor

11:37 AM

 

K, cool, so where were we...

 

GR:  As you confidently make your way over the dirt path, you stumble upon a wounded dog by the side of the road.  the poor thing looks as though it is in a great deal of pain, but does not appear to actual have any wounds as you inspect it.  After a few moments of though, you roll the dog onto it's back, and spot the problem.  The dog has likely swallowed something that it shouldn't have, and is now seeing the results.  You can try a number of things for the creature.

VChances are that if you save the dog's life, regardless of whatever it swallowed, it will become loyal to you, and likely serve you well as an ally.

picklehead42

11:39 AM

 

Make the dog barf

Togdor

11:39 AM

 

gimme a sec, forgot to add in the checks

Swift Monkey

11:39 AM

 

I agree

picklehead42

11:39 AM

 

[the fuck are those]

Swift Monkey

11:39 AM

 

barf it up pup

Togdor

11:40 AM

 

You can attempt to coax the beast into regurgitating the offending item. (I, L)

You can attempt to bring the beast with you, in the hopes that at the village there will be someone who can help it. If you make it in time of course.  (E, A, L)

Or, you can put the beast down, and cut it open afterwards to see what it is the thing swallowed. (No check required)

 

[checks are to see if anything bad, good, or neutral will happen  they determine the direction of the story]

picklehead42

11:41 AM

 

Cool

 

Now barf it up

Swift Monkey

11:41 AM

 

yup

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:41 AM

 

Quick Question : What's the letters (I,L) (E, A, L)

Togdor

11:42 AM

 

Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility Luck

 

Stats

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:42 AM

 

Coolio. Woofie chunks, time to vomit

Togdor

11:42 AM

 

so gimme a sec to write it up and do the roills

 

>Attempt to force the dog to barf it up.

You place your blade, your pack off to the side, only grabbing a small phial of a milky substance from your bag, before kneeling before the now prostrate dog.  It whines mournfully, clearly in serious discomfort, and with hope that you can help it, you set to work.

 

[rolling]

picklehead42

11:47 AM

 

Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeep

 

Rollin, rollin! Rollin, rollin! Rollin on the river!

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:48 AM

 

They see me rollin'

picklehead42

11:48 AM

 

They >rapin

 

So, can Anon have a magic gun?

 

Thatd be pretty cash

Togdor

11:52 AM

 

maybe when he gets to poneland

 

if yall play your cards right i mean

picklehead42

11:52 AM

 

Coolio

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:52 AM

 

THAT'S MY WORD!!!

Swift Monkey

11:52 AM

 

That's also a rapper

picklehead42

11:53 AM

 

Not anymore friendo

Swift Monkey

11:53 AM

 

Going back to Berry

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:53 AM

 

The magic gun is a good idea anyway, PickleCunt

picklehead42

11:54 AM

 

No problem Puddin'

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&biw=320&bih=416&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=5npcUZXzLqaYygHdrICICg&q=puddin+grim+adventures&oq=puddin+grim+adven&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.0l2.4253.6768.0.8727.11.3.0.0.0.0.406.677.2-1j0j1.2.0...0.0...1c.1.8.mobile-gws-serp.LAj-Ns4ezrM#biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7CFhn85LHVAH9aVM%3A

 

Puddin

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:56 AM

 

Yeah, I know. Ron Gnome told me. It's a good show anyway

picklehead42

11:56 AM

 

Hell yeah it is

 

Hoss Delgado mother fucker

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:57 AM

 

Yeah yeah, that's whatever you were talking about for you

picklehead42

11:57 AM

 

OOH! We need a metal fist with detachable and re-attachable  parts.

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

11:58 AM

 

You're full of ideas

Togdor

12:00 PM

 

yo niggers, almost done, sorry for the wait

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:01 PM

 

Don't worry. Pickles is having a panic attack in the Jerk

Togdor

12:03 PM

 

[oh! btw yall rolled an 11]

 

[that's good]

 

It's ready niggs

 

get back in here

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:05 PM

 

Share

Togdor

12:05 PM

 

With steady hands, and a careful touch, you work methodically, massaging the blockage through the beasts tissue, eventually managing to bring it to his throat.  At this point, your intelligence and ingenuity shined through, as you simultaneously tranquilized the dog with the milky phial, and reached into it's gaping maw to loosen and retrieve the hefty blockage.  To be safe, you feel around in the unconscious mutt's mouth, for any signs of permanent damage, and are pleasantly surprised to find that your deft handwork has saved the dog's life, and left it no worse for wear. {+ 30 XP = 70 XP LVL Up to Lvl 3}  Looking at the former blockage, now it appears to be some sort of small sheathed dagger, and you can't help but contort your face in both sheer confusion on how the dog managed to swallow it, and how it managed to not be torn apart from within as a result.  After cleaning the blade and it's sheath off, you take a good look at it to see it is of a light and durable material that sings as it sails through the air.  You decide to keep the unassuming, but undoubtably good quality blade in your pack for now.

Now that the dog is no longer in any danger, you have a few choices.

You can sit with it and sacrifice a few hours of daylight to bring it with you when it wakes. (P, A)

You can Attempt to lug the big beast with you, no doubt tiring yourself out, and slowing yourself down, but still making progress (S, E)

Or you can leave the dog here, unconscious, Unable to defend itself should a hungry beast comes along.  Why even have you saved it really if you choose this?? (No Checks)

The dog will no doubt be helpful to you, as you can see the strength in it's now unconscious form, and who knows, he might even repay the favor to you someday, by saving your life.

picklehead42

12:06 PM

 

Wait

Swift Monkey

12:06 PM

 

Sit with it.

picklehead42

12:06 PM

 

Build a fire

 

Eat some cheetos

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:07 PM

 

Sit down, build fire, eat pie.

Togdor

12:07 PM

 

Seems like the consensus is to wait for it wake

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:07 PM

 

Profit

Togdor

12:14 PM

 

[yall rolled a 15, and i'm beginning to question if whether or not i should improve your luck as a result.  Seriously, yall are like only getting good rolls]

 

You've decided to take a rest, and wait for your new friend to waken from it's drug induced slumber, so you pull out a few things from your heavy pack, and get to work constructing a small fire.  For practice more than anything really, as the day is still young.  After you improve your skill at building fires a bit, you decide to practice a bit with the new dagger you've acquired.  Your arm has grown used to the greater weight of the iron shortsword, but after a few hours swinging the blade, altering your attacks to compensate for the lessened reach, and just generally admiring the bled, the dog begins to stir.  Just as you go over to the stirring beast, a rustling in the bushes catches your attention, and with a quickness second only to few, you jump out of the way as a no doubt poisoned dagger streaks past your face.  You are being ambushed by a pair of highwaymen.

Swift Monkey

12:16 PM

 

Shit

Togdor

12:17 PM

 

not done yet, don worry

 

yall can activate bear blood if you think it's necessary

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:17 PM

 

Bugger

Togdor

12:22 PM

 

You take up a practiced stance that makes the full use of your somewhat limited skill, and make ready to dodge out of the way of another knife about to be thrown.  As you roll forward, to the surprise of the pair of attackers, you close the distance and dig your new blade deep into the shoulder of the knife thrower.  He screams out in agony, and his warm blood spatters your face, temporarily blinding you.  You feel the second attacker lift you off your feet as he tackles and drives you into a nearby tree before releasing a stream of kicks and punches into your stomach.  The  effect is pronounced, and as you feel your vision begin to pulse in and out of color, you hear a semi-familiar snarl.  You look to the source of the noise, and see that the dog has returned to his senses and sees you are in trouble.  Without a second thought, he leaps forward with a snarl that could frighten a bear, and sinks his sharp teeth into the puncher's throat, tearing it out, and dispatching one of your two opponents.

Swift Monkey

12:23 PM

 

YEAH PUP FUCK EM UP

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:23 PM

 

GO ON ROVER!

Togdor

12:24 PM

 

To see the violence of the scene stuns the recovered knife thrower, who makes a choice, and dives back into the foliage, before quickly escaping earshot.  Your last clear sight before the blackness overtakes you is that of the dog spitting out the man's throat, and walking towards you with what looks like concern in his eyes.

Swift Monkey

12:25 PM

 

Rolling on the floor laughing

He's awful at his job

What a stupid faggot

Togdor

12:25 PM

 

And what you know to be blood, dripping down his snout

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:25 PM

 

Boy, that escalated quickly

Swift Monkey

12:26 PM

 

Down?

Wait he was stabbed?

 

Or blood of his enemy

Togdor

12:26 PM

 

[he fucking tore out a guys throat dude]

Swift Monkey

12:26 PM

 

Okay

 

Blood of his enemy

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:27 PM

 

He was sacrificed for the Blood God

Togdor

12:30 PM

 

The blackness is punctuated with visions of talking animals, and dripping maws of nothing but rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth.(+1 L)  You awaken with a start, and see immediately that you've been out for at least an hour.  The sun has begun it's descent, and you guess you have another three hours of daylight.  The next thing you notice, is that the dog, has stayed by you, and has shot up in attention at your sudden waking.  His stubby tail is wagging happily to see you are okay, and he pants in your face, and you smell the blood he recently consumed.

Swift Monkey

12:31 PM

 

YESH

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:31 PM

 

Good goyim. Good...

Togdor

12:31 PM

 

It sickens you a bit, but you quickly get past it, and in a show of affection you stand up, and pull him into a big ol' bearhug, which he snuggles into as well

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:32 PM

 

D'aww

 

Hugs for the Hugs God

Swift Monkey

12:32 PM

 

doggy love

 

love for the love god

Lord Pudding of Yorkshire

12:33 PM

 

I'm disappearing. Need shower, bye

Togdor

12:34 PM

 

later mate, feel free to join back in when you return

 

Now, you have some choices to make.  

Will you attempt to make it the rest of the way to the larger village?  remember, with your new friend, traveling by night should be a lot less hazardous,  what with his keen hearing, sense of smell, and his prowess as an ally in actual combat. (P, C, L)

Will you make camp, and play it safe? (No Checks)  

What will you do?

Swift Monkey

12:37 PM

 

How late in the day is it

Togdor

12:37 PM

 

you have three hours of daylight left

Swift Monkey

12:37 PM

 

I say go to the village

Togdor

12:37 PM

 

no torches

 

1 for continuing forward

 

wait, where'd pickle go?

Swift Monkey

12:38 PM

 

He left

 

heh

 

Guess we gotta wait

Togdor

12:38 PM

 

i never even noticed

 

save?

Swift Monkey

12:38 PM

 

He said it on the jerk

Togdor

12:38 PM

 

save.

Swift Monkey

12:38 PM

 

yea

Togdor

5:16 PM

 

guys

 

yall wanna continue?

Swift Monkey

5:16 PM

 

Are anyone else but me on?

Togdor

5:16 PM

 

well according to skype, lumberjack is

Swift Monkey

5:16 PM

 

Oh

Togdor

5:17 PM

 

but then again, skype is a retarded whore

Dat_Lumberjack

5:17 PM

 

I'm technically here

Swift Monkey

5:17 PM

 

Hi

Togdor

5:19 PM

 

technically?  can you play along?  or are you busy?

Dat_Lumberjack

5:19 PM

 

This message has been removed.

 

FUCKING SKYPE!!

Togdor

5:21 PM

 

...

 

i know that feel bro

Dat_Lumberjack

5:22 PM

 

Skype's lagging like a cunt face

Togdor

5:40 PM

 

Theese is here

 

i shall bring him up to speedd

Theseus

5:40 PM

 

Yo yo, please do.

 

Although I'm doing some homework at the moment. Are you guys playing now?

Togdor

5:41 PM

 

no, not yet, but soon hopefully

 

when yall are ready, meaning homework done, lag settled, etc, just speak up, and i'll see if i can't get us going again

Swift Monkey

6:26 PM

 

Are we doing this or waiting?

Theseus

6:43 PM

 

I'm homeworking. If you guys wanna start without me, feel free, I may be a tad longer than I thought, and I haven't even caught up with what you've already done.

Togdor

6:43 PM

 

sorry, went off for a while there

 

i'll leave it up to yall

 

is lumberjack here?

 

like actually here

Dat_Lumberjack

6:44 PM

 

Maybe

picklehead42

6:45 PM

 

I'm iffy. If you guys wanna start it's fine by me.

Togdor

6:45 PM

 

Pickle!

picklehead42

6:45 PM

 

I've got shit to take care of. Won't be 'round till late.

Togdor

6:45 PM

 

i didn't know you were even on

picklehead42

6:45 PM

 

Inviso-bill

Togdor

6:46 PM

 

indeed

picklehead42

6:46 PM

 

So sneaky

 

There

 

Back laters

Togdor

6:46 PM

 

later lover

 

so yeah, up to yall

6:46 PM

picklehead42 winks and gives a slick ass grab

Theseus

7:38 PM

 

Aiight, let's get this going, if other peeps want.

Swift Monkey

7:38 PM

 

I'm here.

Togdor

7:38 PM

 

Thees, and swift

 

anyone else?

 

pickle?

 

lumberjack?

 

Right, so a recap

Theseus

7:44 PM

 

Let's hear [read] it.

Togdor

7:44 PM

 

Anon has saved the dog by the side of the road, and has thus gained a new blade, and an ally who has already helped save your ass

 

night will soon fall, and you have an unknown amount of road left before you until you reach the larger village

 

You awaken with a start, and see immediately that you've been out for at least an hour.  The sun has begun it's descent, and you guess you have another three hours of daylight.  The next thing you notice, is that the dog, has stayed by you, and has shot up in attention at your sudden waking.  His stubby tail is wagging happily to see you are okay, and he pants in your face, and you smell the blood he recently consumed.

It sickens you a bit, but you quickly get past it, and in a show of affection you stand up, and pull him into a big ol' bearhug, which he snuggles into as well

Now, you have some choices to make.  

Will you attempt to make it the rest of the way to the larger village?  remember, with your new friend, traveling by night should be a lot less hazardous,  what with his keen hearing, sense of smell, and his prowess as an ally in actual combat. (P, C, L)

Will you make camp, and play it safe?  (No Checks)

What will you do?

Dat_Lumberjack

7:46 PM

 

I say play it safe

Swift Monkey

7:46 PM

 

Don't want to lose pup

Camp it out

Theseus

7:47 PM

 

Camp dat shit. What's to lose?

Togdor

7:47 PM

 

k, writing

 

sorry, had to kill something

 

now i'm writing

Theseus

7:55 PM

 

Aiight

Togdor

7:59 PM

 

You decide that the recent experience with the highwaymen warrants a little more caution than you would normally go with.  Just to be safer though, you and your dog, who you'll need to name eventually, continue forward along the path for about an hour, before coming across a lovely stream, and a bank along the side of the road.  You drop your pack, and get a small fire going before disrobing and taking a quick bath in the cold stream.  You dry off while sitting by the fire, and as night falls, and the beautiful moon rises overhead,  you begin thinking of a name for your new compnaion.

What will you name him?

Theseus

8:00 PM

 

Shitting Dick Nipples

 

Or Perseus.

Swift Monkey

8:00 PM

 

Shitfaced Avenger

 

Wait wait no

 

The Destroyer

 

No no no

 

Bo

Dat_Lumberjack

8:02 PM

 

Pinky.....

 

The crusher of bitchs

Togdor

8:03 PM

 

i need a consensus, and remember, what you choose, will be his name.

Swift Monkey

8:03 PM

 

Bo

Togdor

8:03 PM

 

1 for bo

Dat_Lumberjack

8:03 PM

 

Pinky the crusher of bitchs!

Togdor

8:04 PM

 

1 for dogmeat

Dat_Lumberjack

8:04 PM

 

Wait

 

Dog meat

Theseus

8:04 PM

 

Perseus... because Greek shit...

Togdor

8:04 PM

 

1 for perseus

 

...

Swift Monkey

8:05 PM

 

Hold on a second

Togdor

8:05 PM

 

so we still haven't reached a consensus

Dat_Lumberjack

8:05 PM

 

Dogmeat

Togdor

8:05 PM

 

Shall i offer a choice?

 

it will be poor

 

likely

Theseus

8:05 PM

 

Or Shitting Dick Nipples.

Swift Monkey

8:05 PM

 

Even though Dogmeat died in my game, I still loved the fuck outta that dog

So I will say:

 

 

 

 

Dogmeat

Theseus

8:06 PM

 

Shitting Dogmeat Nipples.

Swift Monkey

8:07 PM

 

Something involving the flesh of a dog

Togdor

8:09 PM

 

Dognonymous

Swift Monkey

8:09 PM

 

Rolling on the floor laughing

Togdor

8:09 PM

 

unless yall come up with one name in two minutes

picklehead42

8:10 PM

 

I vote name is Will

 

Strong Will

Togdor

8:10 PM

 

hello pickle

picklehead42

8:11 PM

 

Yo

Togdor

8:11 PM

 

alright, one for will

 

but yall need to make a decision

 

the choices are:

 

Strong Will

Dognonymous

Shitting Dogmeat Nipples

Dogmeat

 

you have 2 more minutes

Swift Monkey

8:12 PM

 

Two have already said Dogmeat

 

Shouldn't it just win then?

Theseus

8:12 PM

 

Fiiine, we'll go with Dogmeat.

Togdor

8:12 PM

 

Dogmeat it is

 

Deciding on Dogmeat as his new name, you take a moment to really study him.  He is larger than he looks with a simple glance, his powerful muscles visible just under the surface of the skin, and looking him over, it would not be difficult to imagine this was a breed that was designed for war.  His eyes shine with a surprising intelligence and understanding, and as you take your seat after giving him the look over, he steps over to you, and lays his head upon you leg.

Swift Monkey

8:13 PM

 

Was he the stray from the other night?

Togdor

8:14 PM

 

yes, although i will admit i didn't make it as clear as i could have

Swift Monkey

8:14 PM

 

God twice as glad I didn't vote to murder him then

picklehead42

8:15 PM

 

So we camping tonight? Cool.

Togdor

8:15 PM

 

The two of you share a dinner, and after getting your gear back on, and cleaning up [better than before at least] you retire for the evening, thanking your ancestors for your blessings, and huddling together for the suddenly very cold evening.

picklehead42

8:15 PM

 

Sweet Lil save game.

Togdor

8:15 PM

 

Pickle, saves work as stopping points

 

only one allowed at a time

 

i suppose yall can use it as a checkpoint, but persoanlly i think that'll make things a bit cheap, no?

Theseus

8:16 PM

 

Alright, cool.

picklehead42

8:16 PM

 

Coolio Julio

 

Wake up in the Morning feeling like P Diddy now?

Togdor

8:21 PM

 

You open your eyes to a massive field of green.  In every direction you look, you can see nothing but ongoing stretches of the grass, and even looking to the horizon, you see nothing but a curvature as the green and blue meet and set their borders.  You don't know where you are, but you don't feel panicked at the unfamiliarity of this place.  It feels… dreamt.  And you realize that you are in fact still dreaming, and this vast field, is just your "wonderland"  You can do what you want here, you can think, you can imagine up situations, and most importantly, you can see your friends again.  Just thinking of them conjures an image of them before you, still teary eyed, still waving a last goodbye, for who knows how long.  the sight saddens you, but also strengthens your resolve to make a difference in the world.  You spend the night considering your recent experiences, and after an indeterminate amount of time, you feel the world shift, and fade away as something rouses you from your sleep.

Swift Monkey

8:22 PM

 

That was trippy

Theseus

8:22 PM

 

>insidethemoon.n64

Togdor

8:24 PM

 

[heh, maybe it was an unconcious reference, but now thinking about it, yeah.]

Theseus

8:25 PM

 

[I love that scenery]

Togdor

8:36 PM

 

 

Your eyes shoot open once more, and for a second, you swear you are still asleep, but then reality sets in, and you see that Dogmeat is shaking you awake.  You wonder what he's trying to tell you, so you whisper to him you're up, and he begins making his way past the light of the fire, off in the direction of the stream.  You slip on your pants, and grab your dagger, before following him towards the stream, and the sound of soft humming.

As your eyes adjust to low light of the moon (directly overhead), you make out something that has you wondering if you really are still awake.  Dogmeat sits aside an eerily beautiful woman, with an almost iridescent body.  Her hair flows in the cool night wind, and as she turns to look upon you, you feel your heart jump into your throat.  the first thing that captures your attention, is her eyes.  Pale, silver almost, and dilated to better see in the darkness.  Next her naked body,  thin, almost gaunt, with the bones almost visible below the skin, and a shade of blue that looks as though it could be a trick of the moon, or could be something extraordinary.  Finally, you notice her lower half,  that of not a woman, but that of a sea creature.  To call it a fish would disservice it's unnatural beauty, as the scales glint in a myriad of colors and dance in the reflected light off the water.  This was a maiden of the water,  and an incredibly rare sight.  truth be told you had always considered them a fantasy of lonely drunken old men abroad ships, but to see one in all it's inhuman beauty, leaves you in utter awe.  She smile softly, before kissing Dogmeat upon his snout, and diving back into the shallow stream, where you lose sight of her against the impossible quantity of sea life now swimming.

Theseus

8:40 PM

 

Awh sheeeit, mermaids.

Togdor

8:40 PM

 

 

As you sit upon a stone, and attempt to calm your still pounding heart, Dogmeat steps forward to you, passing to you an impossibly beautiful pearl of equal parts ebony and ivory.  Something deep inside of you longs to keep the pearl as close as you possibly can, and as you clutch it to your heart, you feel tears fall down your face.  You return to you bedroll after a few moments of silent exultation, and dream of beauties undefinable in words. (+1 Int)

picklehead42

8:40 PM

 

Wow

 

That was random and unexpected

Togdor

8:40 PM

 

[i'm enjoying writing this]

picklehead42

8:41 PM

 

It was a lot like the first time I slipped in the shower

Theseus

8:41 PM

 

[I'm enjoying this as well. But where tha pones?]

picklehead42

8:41 PM

 

Odd, but kind of pleasant.

Togdor

8:41 PM

 

we'll get there thees, don't worry

picklehead42

8:41 PM

 

[ba dum tssss]

Swift Monkey

8:42 PM

 

You guys go on without me

My brain is being ripped from my skull and I have to write

picklehead42

8:43 PM

 

Whatcha writing?

Togdor

8:43 PM

 

alright swift, feel free to pop back in when you want to

Swift Monkey

8:44 PM

 

I'm not sure...

It's serious though

Togdor

8:59 PM

 

Nothing else disturbs your rest, and as the early morning rays fall upon  your face, you come back to consciousness.  Memories of the previous night are still fresh, and yet feel almost insubstantial as you look back on them.  You find you've kept the pearl in hand through the night, and this calms your frazzled nerves.  You rise quickly, making a small feast of some left overs from the previous evening, and soon thereafter continue forth on your journey.  

After a few hours of walking, you come to another small crossroads, with one path leading straight forward, and another path leading to a small unassuming cave.  Just as you are about to pass by, not caring to risk the cave, you hear a feminine cry come from deep within.  It sounds vaguely familiar, as though you've heard it in your dreams, and you get the distance feeling that investigating the cave will result in some very large change.  But you need to make a choice, and the sooner the better.

Will you go forth with bravery in your heart, and investigate the cave, heedless of the feeling in your gut?  The feeling is not necessarily bad, it only warns of a massive change…

Will you ignore the cry, and begin being a hero later?  Would you ever be able to forgive yourself should something happen to the owner of that voice?  Would it even be worth continuing onwards after proving to be such a coward?

 

What will you do?

 

(no checks on either event)

Theseus

9:00 PM

 

BE A HERO, ANON.

Togdor

9:02 PM

 

one for being a hero

 

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...

 

pickle? lumber?

Theseus

9:05 PM

 

...Other opinions!

Togdor

9:06 PM

 

...

 

Being a hero it is!

Theseus

9:07 PM

 

Wooh!

picklehead42

9:07 PM

 

Apologies

 

I was away

 

But yes, being a hero would be good

Togdor

9:18 PM

 

You know deep inside, that the only true choice here for you is to gather your courage, and to enter the cave, and rescue whoever is lost or stuck inside.  So with a deep breath, and a quick check of your inventory to see everything is okay, you rush forth into the unassuming maw of the mountain, your trusty friend Dogmeat aside you, and continue rushing forward for a good hour.  You vision tells you tat you are indeed making progress, but as time continues to pass, and things stay practically the same, you begin to wonder whether or not this was actually a terrible idea.  the cries come slightly louder the further you go along, so you don not turn away, and instead spend what feel like 5 hours trudging your way forward before finally spotting a light at the end of the tunnel.  The cry is coming from just past it, you can tell, and as your spirits finally  pick back up, you sprint forward, and out to see...!

 

You see… You see?  You see what looks like just a normal scene, yet somehow different.  Things feel like they look brighter, more cheerful, and yet the same.  You hear the cry once more, and rush through the odd foliage you've found yourself in, and come into a clearing to a very unusual sight.  A picnic blanket, and a small circle of small duly colored horses, who are now looking at you unblinkingly, as though you are some sort of monster.

Theseus

9:22 PM

 

Oooooh.

picklehead42

9:25 PM

 

Oh boy

Dat_Lumberjack

9:26 PM

 

Oh boy here we go

Swift Monkey

9:28 PM

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sustainable-business/horsemeat-better-than-beef-sustainability

Togdor

9:32 PM

 

One of them( a purple one, with a horn) opens it's mouth, and to your great surprise, words come out.

>"Okay Girls, stay calm, no sudden movements, no loud noises, we don't know what it is, or how dangerous it is."

The supremely confusing sit leaves you wordless, and so you simply stand there, with a question forming on your lips, ayet refusing to stay solid for long enough to be asked.  The end result, is that you occasionally mumble out vowels and consonants in strange primitive sounds that could easily belong to some lesser beast.  The the small white one with a coat of white (also with a horn!) speaks up.

>"Twilight, what's it doing, why does it keep moaning at us,  can we run yet?"

What will you do?

Will you Excuse yourself from the situation and attempt to speak to them?  They can obviously talk, and as incredulous as it seems, they appear to be intelligent, or at least intelligent enough to remain calm when faced with an unknown. (C, I, L)

Will you freak out, and risk frightening the little horses?  They might take defensive measures should you allow you your confusion to override your common sense(Although this is admittedly a rather uncommon situation). (S, E, A, L)

Swift Monkey

9:32 PM

 

Talk to them

picklehead42

9:35 PM

 

Freak out

 

Someone needs to make the bad decisions.

Dat_Lumberjack

9:36 PM

 

Attempt communications

Theseus

9:36 PM

 

............Freak out. I'm curious.

picklehead42

9:37 PM

 

I am going to enter sleep mode now. Feel free to continue this odd game of sorts, but if any form of sexy times begin to occur, I wish to save the game so I might see how it goes down.

Good night, and god bless.

 

Faggots

9:39 PM

picklehead42 pecks TOG on the cheek, whispers "Goodnight my love." and fades into the darkness that is the void in which all gay butt sex and/or sleepy times occur between the two.

Togdor

9:41 PM

 

[I love me some pickle]

 

[yall rolled a 12, which is good, and i saw a consensus to talk as first agreed on, so sorry]

Theseus

9:42 PM

 

Probably for the better.

Togdor

9:44 PM

 

 You turn away from the odd ponies, and take a few deep, calming breaths.  You then turn around and slowly begin to ask: Where am I?  What are you all?  Why can you talk?  I mean you all no harm.  Neither does my friend here. {+30 XP; LVL 4 }  Your soothing and intelligent tone of voice at first startles the little pony things, but after the initial shock, they open up fairly quickly, introducing themselves as Ponies of Ponyville, who were just having a picnic when you came along

 

Your dog and you take a seat among the little ponies, still slightly freaked out by them, and still questioning whether or not they are real.  Over the course of an hour or two, they (mostly the purple one with the horn) describe to you this ponyville, this equestria, and all the important things you really need to know.  that said, you still find yourself fairly confused by it all, and hope you can find your way back to the caveyou arrived by.

Theseus

9:48 PM

 

Hmm...

Togdor

9:51 PM

 

When the sun is just about to set behind a range of mountains off in the distance, the Purple unicorn, Twilight Sparkle asks you where you'll be staying.  She says you are a unique creature, and that she would not mind sheltering you and Dogmeat for the time being.

How will you respond?

Will you charmingly accept the invitation, and follow her back to her home, and possibly a warm bed? (P, C, A)

Will you cautiously follow her, but remain as vigilant about her as you can?  You might offend her if you do, but hey, who can blame you for being a bit creeped out by everything. (P)

Or will you politely decline the offer, and make camp out here in the forest,  and hope that this forest is not a dangerous place to be in the dark? (S, P, E, A, L)

Theseus

9:52 PM

 

Mmm, the first, of course!

Togdor

9:52 PM

 

one for charm

Swift Monkey

9:53 PM

 

make that 2

Theseus

9:53 PM

 

[I'm loving it, dude, but perhaps these decisions should be closer. It seems like "Do the obvious, less obvious, or stupid", as opposed to, "Choose of three equally tantalizing options", 'nam sayin? I'm liking how you guide us through it, though]

Dat_Lumberjack

9:54 PM

 

I agree with Theseus

Theseus

9:54 PM

 

[Not saying do this specifically, just an example, but choosing between three different ponies' homes would be an example]

Togdor

9:55 PM

 

[i see what you're saying bro, guess i'll try to add in  more possible negatives to the "good choice" and  more possible positives to the "bad choices"]

Theseus

9:55 PM

 

[Awhh yee, now let's head over to dat treebrary]

Togdor

9:55 PM

 

[do remember though, that this is my first time writing like this]

 

Charm it is.

 

[yall rolled really good again, mayhaps i should make the rolls much more difficult...]

Theseus

10:04 PM

 

[Yeee!]

Togdor

10:13 PM

 

You flash the mare your most winning smile, and bow your head in deep gratitude for her offer, telling her that you'd be more than happy to pend the night with such a lovely mare.  You mentally kick yourself for being so overt in your kissing up, but when you see the blush across her cheeks, and hear the adorable stutter in her response, you redact the self critique.  Seems this is one mare who isn't used to being complimented.  Should it be necessary, she could be like putty in your hands.  But for now, you happily follow her and the group of ponies down a small dirt path, and into a small village that vaguely reminds you of home.

The moon has begun its ascent, and as a result, the village is bathed in warm light periodically, interspaced with patches of eerie moonlight.  Thankfully the village, seems to be mostly indoors, and as such, not too many of the creatures look upon you in the somewhat unfavorable moonlight.  Those that do, stop in their tracks, and quake as though death strides betwixt their midst.  They somewhat tend to calm down when you smile in their direction, but you can't help but notice they scurry away as soon as they can.  It is somewhat disheartening to be so feared, for no real reason, but you suppose it is understandable.  Eventually the three of you make it to a giant tree, with a door on it's side, and windows up high.  How this makes any sense is lost on you, but you quickly dismiss that thought, as very little appear sot be making sense recently anyway.  You need to crouch to get in the doorway, but thankfully once inside, you find that the ceiling makes for enough room to comfortably stand and walk around in.  Twilight excuses herself and begins calling out for someone named spike, before ascending a staircase, and disappearing from sight. {+30 XP; LVL 5)

 

[taking a breather yo, plus i gotta take a shit, so gimme a  sec]

Theseus

10:21 PM

 

Sweeeet, roomin' with Twily.

Togdor

10:25 PM

 

back

 

writin'

Theseus

10:29 PM

 

Shoots

Togdor

10:30 PM

 

?

 

You have a choice to make now.

Will you follow her upstairs, and attempt to work out the whole sleeping arrangement deal right now?  You could potentially walk in on something she wouldn't want you to see.  Or it could be that she was expecting you would follow her, and you're just over-thinking this. (P, C, I)

Will you do a little exploring down here on the first floor?  Maybe you can find  nice spot to lay out your sleeping roll , and take your meal quietly with Dogmeat, and just allow here her privacy.  But she could potentially be offended if you just ignore any plans she might have for you.  She is your host after all, and it's bad manners to simply ignore the wishes of your host after all…(No Checks)

Or will you drop off your heavier gear here, and go for a walk in the night?  It would be pretty rude to just up and walk out like that, but you think that a little curiosity makes for a decent excuse on that regard.  then again, you've already seen how the ponies react to seeing you, especially in the cold moonlight this evening.  Maybe getting out and talking to them could help them see you as no monster to be feared?

Theseus

10:34 PM

 

[Shoots is slang for "okay" or "alright"]

 

Ahh... this is more like it.

 

Hmm... damn, my curiosity wants me to say one... but is that the best option...?

Togdor

10:36 PM

 

[i've never heard that as slang for okay, but i guess it's a location thing.  I'll try to remember that for future awareness]

Swift Monkey

10:37 PM

 

What hour of the day is it?

Togdor

10:37 PM

 

it's night

 

probably around 7

 

ish

 

ponies are probably either at home, or at events, like having dinner at restaurants, watching the theatre, etc

Swift Monkey

10:40 PM

 

That would be silly to leave then.

Either one or two but I can't decide...

Hmmmm

 

I'll be innocent little guy and wonder why she went upstairs

All that's there is Spike and a little chat would get him up to speed

 

So the first one for me

Theseus

10:40 PM

 

[Hawaii, yeah]

...I'm gonna go for one. It's risky... but let's do it.

Togdor

10:41 PM

 

So we're following her upstairs?

Swift Monkey

10:41 PM

 

That sounds creepy

But yes

Theseus

10:41 PM

 

...Damn... this could be bad...

 

...Fuck it, let's go.

Swift Monkey

10:42 PM

 

>inb4 raunchy 5 minute interspecies sex with Spike is interrupted

Theseus

10:44 PM

 

We just want those sleeping arrangements, that's all...

Togdor

10:45 PM

 

writin'

 

>Curiosity taught the cat about trust and secrets

   You decide that she probably wouldn't be doing anything too secretive with another person in the house, and that you are tired.  As such, you make the decision to head upstairs after Twilight, in order to check if she has any plans for how sleeping will work.  You have dogmeat wait downstairs by the door, along with all of your heavy equipment, so as you head up the stairs, yo make hardly any sound.  Apparently you make so little noise, that as you approach the only room upstairs with any light inside of it, you are made privy to the end of a conversation between twilight and someone else.

>"-Spike!  are you getting all of this? *clears throat*  I honestly don't know what it is!  It appears at first glance to be some form of hairless ape, that has somehow managed to learn to speak.  Common understanding of physiology tells me from what I've managed to see, that the specimen is a male, but seeing as the specimen is unique (as i have been led to believe by all my studies, that one such creature has never been seen, ever!)  I'd much rather prefer to see for myself if it has any gender characterizing traits.  I did not get any opportunity to touch the specimen, but it's lack of scales, slitted eyes, or other reptilian features leads me to believe that it is in fact mammalian in nature.  This is an assumption that direct observation and contact could be used to prove one way or the other.  There is much more to be said about the specimen, but were i to go through it all right now, I have little doubt that my assistant, Number one though he is, would lose track, and would make a error in the recording.  Once again, I hope this letter finds you well, and I look forward to your expedient response.  Your Personal Student, Twilight Sparkle *lets out a sigh*  Whoo,  my blood is pumping at this potential new species Spike! Aren't you excited?"

>"Yeah, because it's such an exciting subject…"

>"It truly is isn't it!"

Even you could hear the sarcasm as it went whizzing by Twilight's ears.

 

[still writin']

Theseus

11:03 PM

 

Oooooh... she wants to see the D in private.

Swift Monkey

11:04 PM

 

On 4/3/13, at 11:02 PM, Togdor wrote:

> I'd much rather prefer to see for myself if it has any gender characterizing traits.

Giggity

Togdor

11:06 PM

 

Joking aside, what you've heard has you questioning the sincerity of the purple unicorn's kindness. perhaps she merely wishes to study you as some sort of freak?  the thought hurts deeply, and you trudge your way downstairs, and feel a weight settle on your shoulders.  (Debuff Activated: Betrayed sympathies - A decrease(-2) of Strength, Perception, Endurance, and Agility as a result of the weight that binds your movements, and the heaviness in your heart.  Lasts 4 rounds)

Theseus

11:06 PM

 

Sad

Swift Monkey

11:06 PM

 

I DID THIS TO US

 

Devil

Theseus

11:07 PM

 

I... I did too...

 

What have I... What have I become?

Togdor

11:07 PM

 

You grab your bedroll, and set it up in a corner on the floor of the entry room, and settle into a fitful rest, you do not dream.

Theseus

11:07 PM

 

This is gripping as sheeit, but I really gotta head to bed. SHit to do in the morning. Catch y'all later!

Togdor

11:07 PM

 

Night mang

Swift Monkey

11:08 PM

 

See ya

Togdor

11:08 PM

 

a pity lumberjack is off, whereverhe is

 

well now that Anon is sleeping, it's time to discuss his ascension to LVL 5

 

What shall we do with it?

 

A perk system?

 

A permanent increase of one of his stats?

 

choices

 

END OF NIGHT TWO

 

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START OF DAY THREE

 

 

picklehead42

5:58 AM

 

I had a thought for leveling up

 

Pick a skill to upgrade

 

Pick a random perk from said skill

 

Be pretty cash

Togdor

7:54 AM

 

interesting...

 

We shall discuss it when there are more people here, but for now i'll try to think of how that'll work

picklehead42

7:59 AM

 

Groovy

 

Blah

Swift Monkey

5:17 PM

 

Cake

picklehead42

5:17 PM

 

Soon

 

Let's say in 45 minutes

 

We cyoa then

 

Sound good?

Swift Monkey

5:17 PM

 

mmmmmmmmmkay.

Dat_Lumberjack

5:18 PM

 

But we require tog though

Togdor

5:19 PM

 

i'm here, sorry was busy

picklehead42

5:20 PM

 

Soon

 

We cyoa soon

 

40 min

Theseus

5:20 PM

 

Shoots, I'm down.

picklehead42

5:20 PM

 

Sound swell?

Swift Monkey

5:21 PM

 

WOO

Dat_Lumberjack

5:21 PM

 

Give me a moment I'm chasing Dom

Togdor

5:21 PM

 

mhmm, i'll get some stuff ready

 

Stats as of now, for reference and possible usefulness

 

Stat: Base Value (Attribute Modifier) Buffs/debuffs

S:5 ( +1) -2

P: 5 ( +1) -2

E: 5 ( +1) -2

C: 5 ( +4)

I: 6 ( +1)

A: 5 ( +4) -2

L: 6 ( -4)

 

also where we left

 

 When you wake up, you feel unwell.  A fitful rest, and thoughts of the more somber nature kept you from truly recuperating after the days events.  As such, you take a good deal longer to arise than you normally would.  Much to the dismay of your friend Dogmeat.

Theseus

5:28 PM

 

Can you do a tl;dr of what happened after I left?

Togdor

5:28 PM

 

when'd you leave?

Theseus

5:28 PM

 

We went upstairs, got all sad that Twilight wanted us just for study, then went back downstairs.

Togdor

5:29 PM

 

that's where we left off

Theseus

5:29 PM

 

Cool.

Swift Monkey

5:36 PM

 

Once upon three cents, a cat jumped out of the window.

It fell onto Fluttershy's face and she ran away screaming as it clawed at her eyes.

Anonymous stands from the window laughing at her as the feline visciously tears her seeing devices to shreds.

And that, kids, was the story of how Superman saved the planet.

Theseus

5:38 PM

 

13/10 i cry evrytiem

Togdor

5:39 PM

 

what?

 

why post that in here?

 

you guys are wierd

Swift Monkey

5:40 PM

 

No, just me Tog.

Togdor

5:41 PM

 

>implying we aren't all wierd

 

you're a  funny guy swift

Swift Monkey

5:42 PM

 

Yeah

We are a little weird

Just some more than others

Togdor

6:03 PM

 

Right, so as the clock strikes the hour of beginning, and i find myself with a question, i ask of you all, to come forth and proclaim your attendance.

Swift Monkey

6:03 PM

 

Was just bout to

 

Hi

Theseus

6:04 PM

 

Good evening, all.

picklehead42

6:04 PM

 

Yes

Dat_Lumberjack

6:04 PM

 

Present

Togdor

6:04 PM

 

How lovely, we almost have a full house!

 

Now, before we get back into the universe we've helped shape, i aska  question, that will eventually require an answer.

 

What will LVL 5 mean?

picklehead42

6:05 PM

 

Pick a skill to up

Togdor

6:05 PM

 

And subsequently, every 5th level

picklehead42

6:06 PM

 

Upping said skill results in a randomly selected perk from said skill tree

Swift Monkey

6:06 PM

 

^

Theseus

6:06 PM

 

Pick a perk?

Dat_Lumberjack

6:06 PM

 

^

picklehead42

6:06 PM

 

Be it from FO or Skyrim or whatever

 

Pick a perk from skill we wish to up

 

That being said

 

I want to up our luck skill

Dat_Lumberjack

6:08 PM

 

Hmm

Togdor

6:08 PM

 

So, what I translate from those ideas, is that either we'll take one of Anon's skills/attributesand improve it in some way, or we'll simply select an entirely new attribute.  The former seems more like an actual growth to me, lessening weaknesses, improving strengths, but I can also very easily see and incorporate the idea of new skills.

picklehead42

6:08 PM

 

Cause ya need luck to survive

Togdor

6:08 PM

 

Or a simple boost to one of the base stats

 

either works, and both should have (over time) actual impact on how the story unfolds

 

So what say you all?

Dat_Lumberjack

6:09 PM

 

He could level up one of his base skills or choose a perk from a preferred skill

Togdor

6:09 PM

 

leveling of skills?  acquisition of new ones?  or stat increases?

picklehead42

6:09 PM

 

Level skills

 

They up a point

 

Or half if this is a long game

Togdor

6:10 PM

 

or, as with much in the game, make it a choice every five levels?

picklehead42

6:10 PM

 

Yeah

 

Up a skill once every 5 levels

 

Pick a perk every level?

Swift Monkey

6:10 PM

 

I'm not good at making big descisions like this.

You guys choose

Togdor

6:11 PM

 

not every level for new perks

 

maybe every ten levels for actual perks

Theseus

6:11 PM

 

Perk every 5 or 10.

picklehead42

6:11 PM

 

Every 5 new perk new skill point?

 

+1 luck and get to randomly fuck bitches?

Togdor

6:11 PM

 

with the luck yall have been showing shouldn't take long to get pretty OP

 

k, lemme try and summarize

picklehead42

6:12 PM

 

Random Fuck perk acquired?

 

Yeah. I wish I had that perk

 

Once every couple of turn a female randomly comes onto you

Togdor

6:16 PM

 

Every level, Anon gets a small bonus to his skill, with increases in the character's wisdom/worldliness, skill with his blade, and his ability to stay calm in tense or dangerous situations.  Every five levels, Anon will be given the choice to either permanently boost one of his stats by one point, To give a fairly major boost to one of the afore mentioned character traits(skill with the blade, calmness, wisdom/worldliness), or improve a Skill/Ability/Perk he already has.  Every tenth level, he will be able to actually acquire an entirely new Skill/Ability/Perk.

picklehead42

6:16 PM

 

Oh yeah.

 

That'll work.

Togdor

6:17 PM

 

sounds good?

Theseus

6:17 PM

 

Yup!

Swift Monkey

6:17 PM

 

Yes

Togdor

6:18 PM

 

Cool, i'll add this into my "rules" and then we'll decide something else

picklehead42

6:18 PM

 

Sounds grrrrrralright!

Theseus

6:22 PM

 

^lel

Togdor

6:29 PM

 

k, so now that we've got that out of the way, what will you all choose to improve for Anon.

 

He's still pretty inexperienced, and truthfully, he didn't get much done in the three days since his trip began.  He travelled part of teh way to a larger village, and along the way, acquired a war hound companion, a magic(?) pearl, and "killed" one highwayman.  Some worldliness could do him good, and would probably help him be less gullible a person.

Then again. regardless of whether or not you boost the skill, it will grow on it's own, so you may want to put the boost somewhere else.

 

Somewhere like his skill with the blade.  Even though he's got his sweet new dagger, and has a bit of practice with it, he still is fairly green in actual combat.  Yall saw how easily he got taken down, and were it not for Dogmeat, the adventure would likely have ended then and there.  Then again, the fact remains, that he has dogmeat as a loyal companion, and he's a formidable ally, and could very possibly hold up the slack combat wise so long as you don't go fighting something like a manticore at such a low level.

 

And then there's your calmness.  It hasn't really played much of a role in anything yet, seeing as you've been able to guile your way through the most recent difficult situation (meeting the Pones), but in a situation that may or may not arise,  a calm heart and a methodic mind could be the difference between earning the trust of the village, and losing what little it currently has for you.

 

You all alredy know the perks you've chosen for Anon to be born with, but just in case, Here they are summarized for you.

Just An Average Picklehead

6:30 PM

 

I want him less gullible

Swift Monkey

6:30 PM

 

My fault entirely

Just An Average Picklehead

6:30 PM

 

Nigga needs to man up and not take anyone's shit

Theseus

6:32 PM

 

Yeee.

Togdor

6:36 PM

 

Swiftness: A boost to Agility(+3) and a significant chance to win at races, escape danger, and other situations that need speed.

 

Blood of the Bear: being of canadian descent, you have a natural and undeniable bonus to all of you stats, except luck, which is almost completely negated, the universes way of keeping you human.  You can activate this skill to boost your strength and Endurance to nearly superhuman levels (9) regardless of where they normall sit.  Lasts 2 rounds, and has a cooldown of 4.  Ignores negative effects

 

Inexperienced Devil:  You ooze charm, and you skills at negotiating and convincing others are second to only a very small few.(+3 Charisma)  You are however rather inexperienced, and were raised honestly, so you can't easily spot fallacy, or dishonesty.

 

Pickle Affinity:  Practice made perfect when it came to the preservation and maximization of every bite.  As a result, positive buffs gained through consumption last 50% longer, and you gain a special bonus to several stats when you eat a pickle.  Conversely, eating a cucumber results ina  debilitating sadness taht saps everything fairly significantly

 

If yall wanna boost one of these, name it, and i'll tell you how it improves

Just An Average Picklehead

6:37 PM

 

I'd rather have some small thing to do with luck

 

Such as: luck improves by +1 in the afternoon when the sun is in your face

 

It's stupid, but gives me what I want

Togdor

6:38 PM

 

upgrading the blood of the bear will reduce the luck debuff by one, as well as increase the duration (and cooldown) of it's activation by one turn

Theseus

6:41 PM

 

>Blood of bear

>Not blood of moose or blood of beaver

>Do you even Canadian Anon?

[Nah, bears are badass.]

Togdor

6:43 PM

 

Increasing swiftness will allow you to move at nearly unmatched speeds in combat, as well as guarantee victory agains all but the fastest of opponents.  You will also be allowed to help pull others out of danger should it be necessary, granting them speed almost equal to yours as long as you will it.

Swift Monkey

6:43 PM

 

Shit that sounds really useful...

Togdor

6:44 PM

 

   Upgrading the Inexperienced devil perk will decrease your gullibility by a bit, but you will still have some difficulty with better liars and wordsmiths.  It can be further increased the next fifth LVL

 

   Upgrading the Pickle Affinity Perk will spread the buff duration bonus to include any buffs you gain, regardless of whether or not it was a consumable, a roll bonus, or an enchantment

Just An Average Picklehead

6:45 PM

 

Pickle Affinity. We can heal ourselves of any problemos

 

Just grab some munchies and we're in the clear

Togdor

6:46 PM

 

[tonight has been more technical, but it's fairly enjoyable to write for me.  I hope yall don't dislike this stuff, but if you do tell me and i'll try and ease up on it]

Theseus

6:46 PM

 

lol. I'm diggin' this.

Togdor

6:46 PM

 

know that not all food grants buff bonuses,

 

but...

 

maybe that's the next level of the perk?

 

LVL 3 of it i mean

Just An Average Picklehead

6:47 PM

 

Eat a pickle, you're fixed of all problems

 

Eat regular food, debuffs are reduced slightly, and you're healed

 

That's part one, right?

Togdor

6:49 PM

 

yeah, plus consumables can be eaten twice

 

and won't spoil

 

want me to post it all together?

Theseus

6:50 PM

 

Hmm... mayhaps.

Togdor

6:50 PM

 

wrote the buff boosts seperate, might help

 

k

 

Swiftness: A boost to Agility(+3) and a significant chance to win at races, escape danger, and other situations that need speed.

 

   LVL2 Swiftness will allow you to move at nearly unmatched speeds in combat, as well as guarantee victory agains all but the fastest of opponents.  You will also be allowed to help pull others out of danger should it be necessary, granting them speed almost equal to yours as long as you will it.

 

Blood of the Bear: being of canadian descent, you have a natural and undeniable bonus to all of you stats, except luck, which is almost completely negated, the universes way of keeping you human.  You can activate this skill to boost your strength and Endurance to nearly superhuman levels (9) regardless of where they normally stand.  Lasts 2 rounds, and has a cool-down of 4.  Ignores negative effects

 

   LVL 2 Blood of the bear will reduce the luck de-buff by one, as well as increase the duration (and cool-down) of it's activation by one turn  can be further leveled

 

Inexperienced Devil:  You ooze charm, and you skills at negotiating and convincing others are second to only a very small few.(+3 Charisma)  You are however rather inexperienced, and were raised honestly, so you can't easily spot fallacy, or dishonesty.

 

   Level 2 t of the Inexperienced Devil perk will decrease your gullibility by a bit, but you will still have some difficulty with better liars and wordsmiths.  It can be further increased the next fifth LVL

 

Pickle Affinity:  Practice made perfect when it came to the preservation and maximization of every bite.  You can use consumables twice.  As a result, positive buffs gained through consumption last 50% longer, and you gain a special bonus to several stats when you eat a pickle.  Conversely, eating a cucumber results in a  debilitating sadness that saps everything fairly significantly

 

   LVL 2 Pickle Affinity will spread the buff duration bonus to include any buffs you gain, regardless of whether or not it was a consumable, a roll bonus, or an enchantment.  Can be further leveled.

 

yall deciding?

 

or did it scare you off?

Just An Average Picklehead

6:55 PM

 

Imma go either pickle or devil

 

I could go either way

Togdor

6:56 PM

 

mk

 

swift? these? Lumberjack?

Swift Monkey

6:57 PM

 

I like the health boost from pickle affinity

So I choose that

Dat_Lumberjack

6:57 PM

 

Devil for me

Just An Average Picklehead

6:58 PM

 

Im going pickle. It guarantees not dying

Togdor

6:58 PM

 

1 for devil, 2 for pickle

Just An Average Picklehead

6:58 PM

 

Just cram a pickle in your mouth while your intestines are hanging out

Togdor

6:58 PM

 

these?

Just An Average Picklehead

6:58 PM

 

And you'll be fine

Theseus

6:59 PM

 

Sorry, hold up, reading up

Togdor

6:59 PM

 

these decides if we go into a tiebreaker or not

Theseus

7:00 PM

 

I wanna go Blood of the Bear just because "Fuck yeah, Canada," but that won't do anything due to the numbers already, so Pickle.

Togdor

7:00 PM

 

also, becasue I feel like it, i'll make it so you can improve a character trait and a skill, not or

 

So, Pickle Affinity LVL 2, and improved Wisdom/Worldliness?

 

guys?

Theseus

7:11 PM

 

Yee!

Togdor

7:15 PM

 

did anyone leave?

 

yall just busy?

Swift Monkey

7:15 PM

 

I'm still here

Togdor

7:16 PM

 

well?

Dat_Lumberjack

7:16 PM

 

I'm about to watch a movie but I can still attempt to participate

Togdor

7:16 PM

 

is that ok?

Swift Monkey

7:16 PM

 

I say yay to that

Togdor

7:16 PM

 

lumber?

Dat_Lumberjack

7:16 PM

 

Yes

Togdor

7:17 PM

 

Right, so LVL 2 Pickle Affinity, and a boost to Anon's worldliness it is.

 

guess pickle bailed out

 

pity

Theseus

7:18 PM

 

His loss...

Togdor

7:19 PM

 

write, so i'm writing

 

After Standing and stretching to work out the stiffness in your muscles, you kneel to eye level with Dogmeat, and see if he wants to say anything to you.  he maintains eye contact, and after  a few seconds, you hear someone clear their throat.  You turn to see that a small purple lizard on two feet, with green eyes and spikes, is looking at you like you're weird.  It's understandable.  You give Dogmeat a gentle pat on the head, and rise before turning your attention to the odd lizard, before explaining that it wouldn't be weird to you if he started talking.  Where you're from, lizards and horses don't typically speak, but over here? Who knows.  He scratches behind his head, and shrugs, before saying something.

>"Twilight's upstairs in the only room with the door open.  She asked me to come down here and to ask, when you woke up, if you could go see her.  Just you, she didn't say anything about the… Dog?"

>His face scrunches up in evident confusion as he looks over Dogmeat.  Evidently he's unfamiliar with the breed.

You confirm his guess, before quickly explaining that he is what's called a Warhound in your country, that he's really smart, and that his name is Dogmeat.  He quirks his eye at the name, but nods his head, and asks if he should take him for a walk.  You think about it, and nod you head.  Before the two can head out though, you suggest to Dogmeat to remain calm, you don't want him getting in any trouble, and also to be gentle with the little guy.  It seems odd to you that the talking lizard who is actually smaller than Dogmeat, doesn't seem afraid or worried.  You chalk it up to experience with animals.  Now that they're gone, you find yourself with a choice.

Will you go upstairs and question what it was you heard the previous evening?  She could be offended by your eavesdropping, but you have just as much of a right to be offended, seeing as she referred to you as a specimen.(Charisma)

Will you go upstairs and see if she attempts to explain herself?  Pretending like you didn't hear a thing?  She might end up having not meant any ill will by her words, she might have just been speaking scientificly. (C, I)

What will you do?

Dat_Lumberjack

7:29 PM

 

Confront her

Swift Monkey

7:30 PM

 

Charisma option

Togdor

7:30 PM

 

both are charisma checks

Swift Monkey

7:30 PM

 

Fuck, the first one

Togdor

7:30 PM

 

Confrontation it is

Theseus

7:31 PM

 

Second.

 

Damn.

Togdor

7:31 PM

 

>Confront her upright

You decide that you are going to get some answers, and that you'll do it without playing any games.  You head upstairs considering how you'll open up the subject

 

[now time to roll and see how well this works out]

Swift Monkey

7:32 PM

 

>immediately regretting

 

>Cross fingers

 

>Cross toes

 

>Cross balls

Togdor

7:34 PM

 

[yall rolled a 5 + 6= 11, which is just barely a good roll, i'm probably going to bump the req for a good roll for the next ones]

Swift Monkey

7:35 PM

 

Happy

 

Don't make any life threatening choices before I get back, I'm going to 7-11 real quick

Togdor

7:59 PM

 

WIth thoughts well collected and succinctly worded, you enter the room with the purple unicorn.  Before she can get a word in, you start your questioning.  In all of 15 minutes you had not let her get in a word edgewise, and now that you've accurately described your concerns, as well as defend them, you allow her the opportunity to explain herself.(+30 XP)  the now semi-frazzled unicorn stutters out a few mumbled apologies before taking a few deep breaths, and begins speaking calmly again.

>"Anonymous, I'm sorry if what you heard last night made you feel as though i didn't value your sentience, and I can easily see how it would offend you.  I want you to know though, that I was only referring to you as a specimen, and attempting to classify you as scientifically as possible, because i was sending the letter to my teacher.  And she taught me to look at situations like this, and to learn from them all I could.  Plus, I was sorta wanting to surprise you with the details if I could ever convince her to come take a look at you herself."

The mare blushes a bit at the last part of her reasoning, and seems to be fairly sincere in her apology.  You can't imagine that she's telling anything the than the truth, and feel the weight that has been bearing down on you since last night lift off your shoulders, and a smile come to your face. (debuff removed)

Theseus

8:04 PM

 

Woop!

Swift Monkey

8:04 PM

 

Well that went nicely

Togdor

8:06 PM

 

You hear the door being opened downstairs, and immediately after that hear your stomach growling, as you've yet to eat since having awoken.  Twilight laughs a cheerful giggle, and offers to make you something for breakfast.  You accept her offer, and follow her downstairs.  Upon arriving at the ground floor, you see that the lizard is sitting atop Dogmeat, riding him though he were a trusty steed, a though that contains an irony not lost on you.  Dogmeat doesn't seem to mind, so you don't really either.  Twilight doesn't really pay it any attention, and after a few moments of amicable conversation, the lot of you dig into your vegetarian meals.  Even Dogmeat eats the salad before him, consuming it as ravenously as he is prone to.  The little lizard, who finally introduces himself as Spike, rambles about how at first Dogmeat was being a bit of a downer, but when they passed by Rarity and AJ, who was also walking her dagga Winona, he sorta cheered up.  Maybe he's got a crush.  the idea has you chuckling, but you spare Dogmeat from the public ribbing, preferring to bother him about it in private.

Swift Monkey

8:07 PM

 

D'awwwwg

Dat_Lumberjack

8:08 PM

 

Hehehe

Theseus

8:10 PM

 

Aww

Just An Average Picklehead

8:13 PM

 

I AM HERE

Swift Monkey

8:13 PM

 

pookle!

Just An Average Picklehead

8:13 PM

 

And I apologize for leaving

 

Had to go incognito and rid my mobile of Skype

Theseus

8:14 PM

 

lol!

Just An Average Picklehead

8:14 PM

 

But I'm here now and have read up on past occurrences

 

We can continue with no delay now

Togdor

8:14 PM

 

[glad you're back pickle, ask the others to fill you in, writing]

Just An Average Picklehead

8:14 PM

 

I'm filled in. I read back. Is all good

Togdor

8:24 PM

 

The remainder of the meal passed in a similar way, with minor topics being spoken of, Twilight occasionally filling you in on subjects such as her friends, and some of the broader parts of the pone culture.  By the time the four of you had finished eating, and had cleaned up, you felt much closer to these two odd being who took you in for the night. (Buffed: Happiness- boosts E, C by 2, lasts 5 turns, cannot be dispelled)  Twilight mentions a visit she's going to be having from a few of her friends, the ones you met the previous night, and asks if you'd like to stay for it.  How will you answer?

Will you agree, and attempt to better get to know the five other mares you met the previous night?  They seemed a pleasant enough sort, and how you feel now, you're sure you could easily be the best of friends with all six if your ancestors smiled down upon you. (S, P, E, C, I, A, L)

Or will you politely decline, and spend the rest of the day attempting to get to know the people of this village.  It's doubtful that even as amazingly charming as you feel at the moment that you could weave yourself entirely into the town, but you'd probably get damn close.(P, C, A, L)

 

[watching the riddlydiddlydee is surprisingly helpful for my writing]

Dat_Lumberjack

8:25 PM

 

Option one

 

Get thine self the taste of the marshmallow!

Swift Monkey

8:27 PM

 

I'd have to say make friends with the elements first.

Togdor

8:27 PM

 

two for attend

 

need one more to decide

Theseus

8:27 PM

 

I'm on it.

Togdor

8:27 PM

 

Attend Anon shall

Just An Average Picklehead

8:27 PM

 

Wait

 

Shit

Togdor

8:27 PM

 

look at all those stats that'll be checked!

Just An Average Picklehead

8:28 PM

 

Too late aren't I

Togdor

8:28 PM

 

literally all of them

Just An Average Picklehead

8:28 PM

 

Dammit.

Togdor

8:28 PM

 

here's hoping yall don't royally fuck up

Just An Average Picklehead

8:28 PM

 

Looks like I'm in a pickle!

Swift Monkey

8:28 PM

 

Does that mean if we fuck the roll, then shit?

Theseus

8:28 PM

 

Mane 6 or Background Pones...?

 

...Mane 6. Option one, let's do this!

Just An Average Picklehead

8:29 PM

 

Option dos

Togdor

8:29 PM

 

if yall manage to somehow get less than an average of 6, you'll probably not only leave a bad tatse in the M6s mouths, you'll prolly need to find somewhere else to sleep...

Just An Average Picklehead

8:29 PM

 

Background horses best horses

Togdor

8:29 PM

 

too late to change brohes

Swift Monkey

8:29 PM

 

Shit

 

Better not fuck up

Just An Average Picklehead

8:29 PM

 

Cross everything

Togdor

8:29 PM

 

i'm sure it'll be fine

Swift Monkey

8:29 PM

 

Cross eyes

Just An Average Picklehead

8:30 PM

 

Cross the cross above your bed

Swift Monkey

8:30 PM

 

Cross nostrils

 

Cross ears

 

Fuck logic

Togdor

8:30 PM

 

Charm is maxed, and you've got a pretty decent buff to everything except luck

Just An Average Picklehead

8:30 PM

 

Cross my docks

 

All 42

Swift Monkey

8:30 PM

 

Cross snake split tongue

Togdor

8:30 PM

 

the rolls will be the only thing to pray for

Swift Monkey

8:30 PM

 

Which I don't have

Theseus

8:30 PM

 

Cross ponus with vagoo.

Just An Average Picklehead

8:30 PM

 

Telling ya, we gotta boost luck.

Swift Monkey

8:30 PM

 

Cross contamination

Theseus

8:31 PM

 

Cross Chrono.

Just An Average Picklehead

8:31 PM

 

Cross breeding

Theseus

8:31 PM

 

Cross examination.

 

Cross ex-girlfriend angrily eyeing you from across the restaurant.

Swift Monkey

8:31 PM

 

[a]Cross Universes

 

Shizznit

 

Lay it on me

Togdor

8:32 PM

 

[stats add up to... 47 roll adds up to...

Swift Monkey

8:32 PM

 

How'd we do

 

THE PRESSURE

Just An Average Picklehead

8:32 PM

 

Agh

Swift Monkey

8:32 PM

 

THE INTENSITY

Just An Average Picklehead

8:32 PM

 

We fucked up

 

We fucked up bad

Swift Monkey

8:33 PM

 

IT MAKES MY DICK TWITCH

 

jk

Theseus

8:33 PM

 

WE GOT THIS BOYS.

Just An Average Picklehead

8:33 PM

 

Life is winding up for that kick in the balls

Togdor

8:33 PM

 

[roll adds up to... 38, was 20, but the last two saved it]

Just An Average Picklehead

8:33 PM

 

So are we fucked?

Theseus

8:34 PM

 

Don't tell us.

Just An Average Picklehead

8:34 PM

 

Or are we gonna be fucking

Theseus

8:34 PM

 

Tell us through writing.

Togdor

8:34 PM

 

[now div 85 by 7 and equals...over 12!  CONGRATULATIONS NIGGAHS]

Swift Monkey

8:34 PM

 

Whew shit nigger tacos, we did it guys.

Theseus

8:34 PM

 

More intense that way.

 

Awh Sad

Just An Average Picklehead

8:34 PM

 

YAY

Togdor

8:34 PM

 

sorry these

Just An Average Picklehead

8:34 PM

 

We didn't fail

Theseus

8:34 PM

 

All good, lol

Togdor

8:34 PM

 

was more paying attention to writing

Swift Monkey

8:35 PM

 

I'm glad that real life isn't like rolling dice

Just An Average Picklehead

8:35 PM

 

My booty hole was clenched

Swift Monkey

8:35 PM

 

I know

 

I could hear it

Just An Average Picklehead

8:35 PM

 

Sorry

Swift Monkey

8:35 PM

 

It's okay.

[DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN]

Just An Average Picklehead

8:35 PM

 

I'll get it stretched out next time I hit up the Gay Bath House

8:36 PM

Togdor will be in attendance to this

Just An Average Picklehead

8:37 PM

 

A private suite with Rainbow Blitz should fix it

Swift Monkey

8:37 PM

 

You guys ever get a pimple like right above your lip?

Shit's annoying.

It just went away after a few days of popping it.

 

[Probs just Herpes though]

Just An Average Picklehead

8:38 PM

 

Ikr

 

So I had this pimple on my nose right?

 

Shit got infected

 

Got really big and really red

 

I named him Tim

 

Tim got drained and they gave me meds so that Tim would go away.

 

He did. But guess what.

 

TIM WAS A StRONG MOTHER FUCKER

 

HE CAME BACK

Swift Monkey

8:40 PM

 

Is that the end?

Just An Average Picklehead

8:40 PM

 

And that's why I have a slight dent in my nose from the scar that Tim made when he came back and was drained again.

Swift Monkey

8:40 PM

 

Oh

 

Wow

Just An Average Picklehead

8:40 PM

 

And then more meds

 

Fuckin Tim

 

AND THATS MY TALE

Swift Monkey

8:41 PM

 

I once got this nasty huge pimple on my cheek

 

It kept getting bigger

 

So I took a marker and drew a face on it

Dat_Lumberjack

8:41 PM

 

Take this to the main chat

Just An Average Picklehead

8:41 PM

 

Ha

Swift Monkey

8:42 PM

 

k

Togdor

8:42 PM

 

was about to say

Just An Average Picklehead

8:42 PM

 

I will

Togdor

8:47 PM

 

oh, btw yall leveled twice as a result of that big ass roll

 

so now you're lvl 8

Swift Monkey

8:47 PM

 

YURP

Hory sheet

Togdor

8:49 PM

 

GR:  You accept twilight's proposal graciously, thanking her for it, and briefly wondering if you packed any nicer set of clothes.  As you silently contemplate how proper it would be to attend a social gathering in slightly worn leather armor, you feel gravity's pull on you lessen o the point where you rise out of your chair.  this at first frightens you to the point of vocalization, but as soon as you do, you hear twilight:

>"Oh my Goodness, I'm so sorry, I'm just so used to doing that with Spike, and I just did it to you!  Are you okay?  I'm Sorry!"

Her embarrassed and frightened apology made it impossible to hold the incident against her, and after assuring her that you were merely startled, you followed her upstairs where the two of you made plans.  And what plans did you make?  You made plans to first bathe, in a nearby stream, after which you'd help the pink one set up the decorations(she'd arrive early for this reason), and after all had arrived, you would attempt to circle the room, getting to know the ponies, learning their names, their tastes, and just generally ingraining yourself in their worlds.  They did not know you would be in attendance, but Twilight assured you that with your level of charisma, it wouldn't be a problem.  the two of you agreed on this as a good plan (except Twilight thought the whole bathing in a stream was embarrassing, which you assured her it wouldn't be), and set forth to begin on it.

Swift Monkey

8:53 PM

 

Do we get to stick it in her pooper yet?

Dat_Lumberjack

8:55 PM

 

.....

 

Yeah when?

Togdor

8:57 PM

 

come on yo i'm trying to write about anon taking a bath in a stream and yall give me that?  how am i supposed to get into the flow when yall surgially remove my sides for science's sake?

Dat_Lumberjack

8:57 PM

 

I apologi........

 

...............Can we fuck her at the stream?

Just An Average Picklehead

8:58 PM

 

When does she stick her horn in our pooper?

 

Anon needs a tail

Dat_Lumberjack

8:58 PM

 

What a disgusting word pickle

Just An Average Picklehead

8:58 PM

 

What word

Swift Monkey

8:58 PM

 

Tell her it's a human male tradition to explore everything they look at for more than three seconds with their penises

Theseus

8:59 PM

 

>These responses

>This lack of sides

Togdor

8:59 PM

 

also, maybe if ponkoo or aj brings some cider...  maybe, but i doubt Twi would be so whorish, honestly

 

now Another pone, maybe...

Just An Average Picklehead

8:59 PM

 

Let's find Rainoo

Togdor

8:59 PM

 

hush

Just An Average Picklehead

8:59 PM

 

She'll want the D

 

After some cider

Togdor

9:00 PM

 

niggers shush

 

distracting me

Swift Monkey

9:04 PM

 

I have one final request.

 

Can we

Togdor

9:04 PM

 

...

Swift Monkey

9:04 PM

 

Ya listening?

Togdor

9:04 PM

 

no, not really

Swift Monkey

9:04 PM

 

Can we...

 

stay with me

 

Can we stick

 

it

 

in

 

her

 

pooper?

Just An Average Picklehead

9:05 PM

 

Oh joy

Togdor

9:05 PM

 

i dunno, can we?

Dat_Lumberjack

9:05 PM

 

YES WE CAN!

Togdor

9:05 PM

 

i guess we'll find out soon enough huh?

9:05 PM

Togdor set topic to "Yall are retarded.  The CYOA"

Just An Average Picklehead

9:06 PM

 

Go on...

Swift Monkey

9:06 PM

 

>And on that day did the Circle-Jerk CYOA group shove it's multipenis into Twilight's poot poot hole

 

Alright, done for now.

 

Be on the other one

Theseus

9:06 PM

 

So glad this isn't like D&D. Because D&D, the players decide everything. The DM just rolls the checks for the players choices and sets up the story.

 

I imagine it'd be like:

"You reach Twilight's house. What do you want to do?"

>Stick it in her pooper.

"...*Roll*... She's angry as hell that you tried such a thing. She's trying to throw you out... what now?"

>...Sit bare-ass on her horn.

9:07 PM

Togdor set topic to "Swift is retarded.  The CYOA"

Theseus

9:07 PM

 

Granted, it'd be funny as hell.

Togdor

9:07 PM

 

these, that brings a smile to my face, and my sides away from me yet again

 

thanks

Theseus

9:08 PM

 

I try Winking

Togdor

9:12 PM

 

bonnie is an earth pone?

Swift Monkey

9:12 PM

 

Bon bon yea

Just An Average Picklehead

9:14 PM

 

I want Roseluck or Lyra

 

Wait

 

Zecora

 

Her

Swift Monkey

9:14 PM

 

but pookle, lyra is dead remember?

Togdor

9:14 PM

 

Wut

Dat_Lumberjack

9:14 PM

 

Wut

Just An Average Picklehead

9:14 PM

 

This bitch gonna rhyme when we fuck

Togdor

9:14 PM

 

lyra is there

 

watching anon bathe

Swift Monkey

9:15 PM

 

Oh right, different universe.

Carry on.

Togdor

9:15 PM

 

as well as bonnie, scoots, and RD

Swift Monkey

9:15 PM

 

Why Scoots?

Togdor

9:15 PM

 

because

Swift Monkey

9:15 PM

 

I don't like Scoots.

Togdor

9:15 PM

 

i want her to be there

Swift Monkey

9:15 PM

 

Make it Applebloom

Togdor

9:15 PM

 

no, bloom is with AJ

 

she'll show up at the party

 

now stfu nggrfggt

Swift Monkey

9:16 PM

 

Are they at least having sex?

Dat_Lumberjack

9:16 PM

 

Luna shall give our character a sexy time dream

Togdor

9:16 PM

 

On 4/4/13, at 9:16 PM, Togdor wrote:

> now stfu nggrfggt

Swift Monkey

9:16 PM

 

Apple family wincest

Just An Average Picklehead

9:16 PM

 

ToG. Hurry up

Swift Monkey

9:16 PM

 

It's the best wincest in the west

 

I'll stop now

Theseus

9:16 PM

 

......

Just An Average Picklehead

9:16 PM

 

We're waiting.

Theseus

9:16 PM

 

>ohyou.tiff

Togdor

9:17 PM

 

sorry pickle babe, i'm easily distracted, i'll post what i got soon

 

for now listen to this

 

ignore that it's in japanese, and just listen to it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFhPVAhV_o&list=FLVRdsxaC7TdCA_0DC2AnU_g&index=8

9:20 PM

Swift Monkey set topic to "Swift is a sexy and beautiful monkey.  The CYOA"

Togdor

9:28 PM

 

You go through your pack, and find a set of fairly unassuming clothes that would offer no protection in combat, but are comfortable, and more importantly entirely clean.  You take them along with a few towels (graciously shared by Twilight), and head out to a small stream you know you saw flowing through the village.  Dogmeat stayed behind at the house, apparently having taken a liking to Spike, which was fine by you.  After a few minutes walking, flashing your winning smile at the ponies, and getting a few warm smiles in return, you found the creek as it wound through the village park.  The sky is relatively clear, with only a few clouds spaced apart fairly widely allowing the bright sunlight to bathe the park in a warm and comfortable light that makes the cool flowing water of the stream so appealing you almost jump in with armor still worn.  But you keep your senses about you, and quickly disrobe before proceeding to act like a child at the sea for the first time.  Splashing the cool water in every direction, swimming in the just barely deep enough water, noticing the small fish that make the stream their home.  By the time you've soaked yourself to the point where you feel completely clean, and have relaxed just under the water, you've gathered a small audience.  It consists of a mint colored unicorn(sitting very strangely for an equine), the dual colored mane sitting beside her, a small orange pegasus with a reddish purple mane, and a prismatically maned blue pegasus.  As you surface to take your breath, The mint one begins to speak.

>"Told you it had to breathe.  See, I know stuff too miss smartypants.  I could tell, cuz it was just lying there, so it wasn't any kind of fish, and i don't see any flip-"

>"FINE, I get it, jeeze.  You get so plotpained over the smallst things, i swear."

the little pegasus was slowly drawing closer in a way that suggested it was trying to be sneaky.  Of course you could see it plain as day, but it didn't really bother you, so you went back to just playing for another few minutes before getting up, wading out of the water, and drying off with the towels you'd borrowed.  Before getting redressed though, you simply sat aside the creek, and listened to it as it gently burbled and whisshed.

>"Hey mister.  You don't have a cutiemark!"

You felt the tiny pegasus, which sounded sorta like a girl poke your side, and when you turned to look at her she backed up.  You put on your smile, and explained that you didn't really know what she meant, and that she shouldn't be scared of you.  You pulled on your leggings, effectively covering up your privates from the filly, and the three mares.

>"Only ponies have cutiemarks kid, or hasn't cheerily taught you that yet? heh"

A rather tomboyish voice spoke from above

9:28 PM

Togdor set topic to "Swift is a monkey.  The CYOA"

Theseus

9:31 PM

 

Bathing in a stream like a true Canadian...

Swift Monkey

9:32 PM

 

I like it so far.

[I totally am a beautiful monkey...]

9:32 PM

Theseus set topic to "Swift is a beautiful monkey.  The CYOA"

Swift Monkey

9:32 PM

 

yesss

Togdor

9:32 PM

 

[still writing, this is after all a big ass roll, and is not even half done, probably]

Just An Impatient Picklehead

9:33 PM

 

http://www.shadbase.com/dashie-and-twilight/

 

You're talking to long TOG

Togdor

10:02 PM

 

>"Only ponies have cutiemarks kid, or hasn't cheerily taught you that yet? heh"

A rather tomboyish voice spoke from above where the blue pegasus sat upon a cloud.

>"What about Zebras?  Zecora's got a cutiemark… I think.  What f she doesn't She could be a Cutie Mark Crusader!"

With that exclamation, the little filly hopped aboard a scooter that wasn't there before, and fluttered her little wings, propelling herself off at a surprising speed.

You shake your head, and gather up your armor before heading back towards twilight's residence, not forgetting to notice as the rainbow maned pegasus silently follows you on her cloud.  Eventually, you decide curiosity is justified, and you stop, look up, and ask who she is.

>"Me?  I'm Rainbow Dash!  Fastest flier in all of Equestria.  Pretty cool huh?"

You reply that yes it is pretty cool, mentioning that you were the fastest runner in your village, as the two of you continue to chat, garnering attention for being shirtless, and for talking up at a cloud.

>"Fastest runner huh?  I bet i'm faster!  But don't be embarrassed, I'm one of the fastest runners too!"

You scoff, mostly at her being such a braggart, but also because you seriously doubt such stubby little thing could actually run very fast.  THis does not go unnoticed by her.

>"Don't believe me guy?  Well how 'bout we put it to the test!?"

You briefly consider the challenge, how long you've been away, and how long it would take you to get back, before looking up, and smiling in your most arrogant and charming way.  You nod once, and you see the fire in her eyes as it is fanned by the challenge.

>"Awesome!  Follow me!  I got the perfect spot for me to leave you in my dust! Heh."

You chuckle at her confidence, and follow here to a fairly wide avenue of the village, which is fairly straight, and even.  

>"Yeah, plenty of peole here, and a perfect path, what more could you ask for am i right?  And even better for when I win, cuz you won't be able to deny it haha!"

You agree, and as the two of you get on your marks, in this case, divots in the dirt, you take in a deep breath, and hold it in.

>"Ready"

Your heart slows, and you take in another deep breath.  A tingle begins to be felt all over your skin

>"Set"

The two of you are being watched without a doubt, and almost everyone appears to be cheering for the rainbow mare.  You take one final immense breath, and feel the tell-tale tingling on your tongue that tells you you've successfully hyperoxygenized your blood.

>"GO!"

You explode forth with the speed of a demon, shocking and surprising everyone including your opponent with the flash of speed.  You hold the lead for the first three seconds of the race,  your footfalls heavy and yet not painful  Your muscles act as springs, spurring you forward with greater and greater speed.  the finish line comes into sight, and as you take the final bound forward, you feel the wind directly aside of you.  She has caught up, and this race will be decided by millimeters.  You don't turn to the side, but you know she's looking at you with something in here eyes.  Your foot touches down, and the race comes to a screeching halt, with you and the speedy pegasus both panting and both right next to each other.  the road is silent for a few moments, but erupt snit uproarious cheers at the amazing, if exceedingly short race that just occurred.  there was no clear winner, but the fact that she had to use her wings tells you you are the faster land creature.  You swallow your arrogance however, and extend your hand to the mare in a gesture of good sportsmanship.  She takes it, and pulls you in for a quick kiss, before taking off into the sky, and disappearing from sight.

You don't know how you feel about that, but had your eyes been closed, it would have felt exactly the same as any of the lips back in your village.  You decide not to think on it, and after catching your breath, making a bit of small talk with a few of the ponies who watched, and grabbing your gear, you head back to the treebrary.  Hoping that you aren't late for the decorations.

Swift Monkey

10:03 PM

 

DAAYUM

Togdor

10:03 PM

 

?

Theseus

10:03 PM

 

Don't you mean "BOOYAH!"

Togdor

10:04 PM

 

Waht?

Swift Monkey

10:04 PM

 

Are we gonna put it in Rainbow's pooper?

Ya know with a little booyah?

Togdor

10:04 PM

 

...

Swift Monkey

10:04 PM

 

I read fast.

Theseus

10:04 PM

 

...Why always the poop chute?

Swift Monkey

10:04 PM

 

It's funner to say than vagina

Togdor

10:04 PM

 

poon

 

say poon

Swift Monkey

10:05 PM

 

poon?

Togdor

10:05 PM

 

put it in her poon

Swift Monkey

10:05 PM