- >Day 28 in Equestria
- >You rise slowly from your bed and rub your eyes
- >You head to the bathroom
- >Shit inside your in-shower toilet as you shave
- >You’re a man of efficiency
- >Head downstairs for a bowl of Scootal-O’s and a glass of Snapplebloom
- >You peek at your watch
- >Then turn to the door
- >…
- >There’s a knock
- >Right on time
- >You rise from the table and head over to the door
- >You have a tent pitched in your pants
- >You open the door, to be greeted by Fluttershy
- >She’s in full scuba gear
- >”H-Hi Anon… is—“
- >She glances at your rock hard tubesteak through your pants
- >”Am… am I right?” she asks excitedly, “Did I finally guess it? Is scubadiving your fetish!?”
- No.
- >Her face goes from giddy joy to sadness in an instant
- >Her ears droop
- >”But… you’re hard…”
- >She looks up to you
- >”You’ve been hard every visit of mine, with all these different fetishes. Are you lying to me when you say they aren’t it?”
- I’m not lying. Better luck next guess.
- >She frowns, and turns around to walk away
- >You close the door slowly
- >And gaze down at your risen beast
- >…well
- >Off to furiously masturbate again
- >You thought she’d pick it up at some point
- >You don’t think she’ll ever figure out that knocking is your fetish
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