- >Day Going Alone Anyway in Equestria
- >Wake up to a glorious day
- >Shit, shower, shave
- >Put on your trademark green garbs and grab your blade
- >Head downstairs for a nutritious breakfast of Hylie-O's
- >Suddenly, there's a knock on the door
- >You head over to answer it
- SYEEEAH?
- >You ask
- >It's Bananahush, holding what looks like a cloth
- >"H-hi Anon..."
- NYEEEAH!
- >"Oh, um... okay..."
- >She looks down to her rag
- >"I know your secret, Anon..."
- Gwuh...?
- >"You can't speak properly... no one can understand you..."
- IIIIYAAH!
- >How did she know?!
- >"So I'm going to knock you out with this... a-and have my way with you... and no one will be able to understand your cries for help..."
- >She gets a devious smile
- RYYEEEAH!
- >You yell in protest
- >She launches herself on you, forcing the rag against you
- >You struggle, but she's far stronger than you thought
- >But you persist, holding your own against her advances, until you throw her off, causing her to land flat on her back, dazed!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs8CpvKLRvA
- >You draw your sword and start wailing on her, hit after hit, slice after slice!
- >Eventually she snaps!
- >She rises into the air, moaning in pain and defeat
- >She grows darker and darker, until eventually, she explodes in a dark cloud
- >A shiny, jewel heart container drops from where she disappeared
- >You snag it, feeling rejuvenated and quite a bit stronger
- >Now what was it you were gonna do again?
- >Oh yeah, you need apples. Better head over to Applejacks
- >Today was fairly standard
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