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By: TexAnon on Nov 18th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.48 KB  |  hits: 123  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >Pinkie put hot sauce on your cupcake before giving it to you
  3. >She watches with MASSIVE anticipation as the cupcake performs docking procedures with your mouth.
  4. "Shit, almost forgot."
  5. >Pull bottle of Tabasco sauce out of your pocket
  6. >Empty it on your cupcake
  7. >Eat it all in one bite
  8. >Look at pinkie in the eye
  9. "Needs more habanero."
  10. >She NOOOs like Darth Vader
  11. >Go home
  12. >Farts leave blood stains on your underwear for 2 days after
  13. "Worth it."
  14. >Today was a chipotle-away day
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