- >Day high fashion in Equestria
- >You and Rarity were going about the boutique discussing fashion trends.
- >Well you were just listening in and giving your occasional opinion.
- >Here's one now!
- "Rarity, everyp0ny should wear socks, always."
- >She gasps audibly while a light blush cuts across her cheeks.
- >"Why should we go about in lingerie? Do you take us for exhibitionists!?!" She says, the shock apparent in her voice.
- >Pony socks are lingerie?
- "But I thought wearing socks was just one of those adorable things you ponies do..." you think for a moment "So that picture spike has of you wearing socks-"
- >"He has WHAT!?!"
- >Lol fap material
- "I helped twilight clean up the other day after one of pinkies parties and I found that picture of you in his pillow case when I pulled it out of the fridge."
- >Oh pinkie parties, you so crazy.
- >Gross, he's probably fapped to it
- "Gross, he's probably fapped to it."
- >Rarity seems disgusted by that mental image
- >"I thought his admiration was cute at first but this is sick. Anonymous, please procure that photo while I have a little TALK with spike."
- "Uh sure, what should I do with it?"
- >She looks at you with half lidded eyes.
- >"Be a dear and destroy it for me. Then when I return, if you'd like we could take some more pictures later." she says as she trots out of the boutique leaving you there with pants that were noticeably tighter than they were a minute ago.
- >Man fuck spike, today is gonna be a marshmallow stuffing day.
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