Axel Jones: Days of Multiverse's Lass

Days of Multiverse's Lass

 

Be Sophia

School Hall

 

>Just a regular day in Canterlot.

>Everyone's chatting with their friends.

>And I'm here doing errands for Mrs. Armor.

>Sometimes, I wish I knew how to let go and have fun.

>But the voice at the back of my head will just say 'NO FUN ALLOWED'.

 

>Looking left and right, couples and friends that look like couples everywhere.

>If only I had a close friend like that.

>My one true husbando, Norman. But he already has six women and a Brad after him.

>I am no match for them.

 

>"Troubling you, Ms. Sophisticata?"

"Ahh...Ms. Armor! I thought you were in the office!"

>"I had to get up and get coffee. I assume these are the files I requested?"

"Y-yes Ma'm. "

>"Thank you, dear."

"So, any other work for me?"

>"Please, I think I've overworked you already! Go have fun with your friends!"

"So, no work? There must be other things I can do!"

>"Sophia! You've done more work than any other teacher here could in a day!"

"Well, not like I have things to do in my free time!"

>"Don't you have friends? I mean, don't you hang out with..err...what do they call the group? B-listers?"

"Used to, but they deemed me less fun than /v/, whatever the heck that means."

>"What about your boyfriend?"

"As if I have one. I barely have time to worry about my pet goldfish!"

>"Wait, so Axel isn't..."

"What? No!"

>"Apologies. Just seems odd that he only talks to you and the janitor casually. I just assumed you two were..."

"..."

>"Well, misunderstandings aside, you have nothing more to do for me. Maybe the janitor would have jobs for you."

"Well,alright."

>Councellor Cadenza walks out.

>Well, might as well check out the janitor.

 

>Walking by the halls, you see a running student. He seems scared.

>>"AAAHH! HEELPP!"

>"HALT STUDENT! RUNNING IS AGAINST THE LAW!"

>And there goes the same thing you hear every day.

>Mr. Lawman.

"Hey! Calm down!" You shout at the student.

>You managed to stop the kid.

>>"HELP THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND ME!"

"Its alright kid, I'll cover you. Just run along."

>>"T-THANKS LADY!"

>The kid runs along.

>"HALT...STOP!"

>You then elbow Axel.

>"HA-OOOFF!"

>He falls to the ground but instantly gets back up.

>Fixing his glasses, he looks left and right.

>No sign of the kid.

>"So, you have finally cracked and decided to help perps escape, huh? That will cost you-"

"First off, the child simply ran in my direction. I did not help him in any way."

>"Aright, then I'll write a ticket for assa-"

"I didn't assault you with my elbow. You ran into my elbow."

>"W-what? But you raised it up my forehead's height!"

"What? Is it against the law to stretch my arm?"

>Axel crushes his ticket pad in anger.

>"YOU WIN THIS ROUND, LAWYER!"

"I'm not a freaking lawyer...yet! I'm a debate student!"

>"Whatever. YOU HAVE PUSHED YOUR FILTHY LAWYERING SKILLS AGAINST ME FOR TOO LOONG!"

>>"Lighten up, my hombre! She's simply messing with you"

>His janitor friend arrives, and he's taking my side.

>"You're taking her side?"

>>"Look, hombre. You've been taking this job too seriously. You need to lighten up!"

>"And what do you suppose I do? Just let them run off to break the sanctity of this holy place?"

 

>The school bell rings.

 

>>"Well, now that school is officially over, I say you two should have some fun outside."

"What do you mean 'you two'?"

>>"I overheard what Mrs. Armor has told you. You two are seriously overworked. Have some fun once in a while."

>You and Axel speak in unison.

>"WE ARE HAVING FUN WITH WHAT WE'RE DOING!"

 "WE ARE HAVING FUN WITH WHAT WE'RE DOING!"

>>"You two are cute. Now, I'm saying this as a janitor, I'm saying this as an amigo: Take the night to have fun together. Get to know each other or something."

>"Sombra, what you're telling us is illogical! There is no fun with this woman!"

"I can't find fun in him even if you gave me a map to!"

>>"Whatever you say. Just...just take it easy."

>"Hmph."

 

>You and Axel walk out of the school.

>"I still think this is a terrible idea.

"Yeah, I mean first people think we're dating and now your friend wants us to."

>"I swear, it's those stupid Fire Emblem games he's been playing."

"Well, wha-"

 

>Before you could talk some more, a flash of light above blinds you for a few seconds.

"AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

>Axel just looks at the light like it were the sun.

>The light converts into a portal, and with it, out goes a man of 8 feet and hulking muscles.

>My god, it's AXEL!

>...

>ANOTHER AXEL?

>The hulking man jumps out of the portal and lands in front of you.

>The man's heaviness causes the ground to shake.

>Another student who recognizes that the man looks like Axel Jones.

>>>"OH GOD! SAVE THE WOOD SHOP!!!"

>The student runs in tears.

>You on the otherhand, just looks at the man with such awe.

>He's the pink hulk. They he even has the glasses and a tatoo that says 'LAW'!

"W-who are you? Are you Axel's dad?"

>The hulking man speaks.

>>"MY NAME IS AXEL HULK JONES, AND I'M HERE TO ASK THIS WORLD'S AXEL TO COME WITH ME!"

>"WHAT? WHY?"

 

>>"WE NEED YOU, AXEL JONES OF EARTH GAFLEXA! WE NEED YOU TO SAVE THE NORMALVERSE FROM DESTRUCTION!"

 

>Whoa.

 

>"SPEAK SENSE, FOOL! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE NORMALVERSE?"

>>"NO TIME TO AXE-PLAIN! Hop on to the portal!"

>He then jumps back into his own portal.

>Axel looks at the janitor, as if he's asking if it's a good idea to.

"Well, it's better than catching a romantic movie with her."

>He nods in approval.

>Axel jumps into the portal.

>You look at the portal only, until the janitor comes to you.

>>"I have a job for you, kid. Mind if you look after my amigo? I would, but these legs aren't as they used to be."

>Well, you were looking for something to do.

 

>You jump into the portal as well.

 

 

THE NEXUS OF NORMALITY

 

>Jumping into the portal, it shows a huge rock floating in the dark and eerie void.

>The picture of Norman on the wall, and a statue of Norman riding a pony Norman.

"What is all this? It looks better than my altar!"

>>"This is the Nexus of Normality. Home to one of the sub-universes of the /mlp/ continuity!"

"What?"

>By then, a woman of gray fedora and coat with purple hair torn jeans comes in to explain further.

>>>"Long explanation short, this is the bus stop for all the universes of this world. You two belong in Earth Gaflexa."

>"What is this sorcery?"

>>"Technically a hub for where we spectate all your adventures, though this whole area in general is focused primarily on the human named 'Norman Normals'."

"Wait, wait, wait. So the world revolves around Norman?"

>>>"Pretty much. He's like Jesus in this part of the board for a few of his fans, but that's beside the point of why you two are here.

>>"She's right. The reason you two are here is because we need all the help we could get.

>"Why?"

>>"Against an evil far sinister than we could have ever imagined.

>"Who?"

 

>The man takes a remote and points it at the dark void.

>With a click, a transparent monitor opens to reveal...the face of pure evil.

 

>>>"We need to stop, HIM!"

"BRAD SENTRY?"

 

>>>"He's from Earth Normal-33, now renamed as WAIFUVERSE."

>"WHAT LAWS HAS HE BROKEN?"

>>"More than we could count. He has killed all the male species of his universe and captured all the women to himself."

>>>"Normally, we would have let this slide, because we just watch him do it, but he has found a way to jump from multiple universes and capture more waifus for himself!"

"This is...wow."

>>"Indeed. We have to stop him, no matter the cost. If he continues, he'll invade your world as well."

>"What about you, bigger me. Has your planet been ravaged by Brad?"

>>"Yes, I was the only survivor, and this woman saved me from my destruction. From then on, I have studied and trained in the nexus of Normality until the time came when the evil I once fought had spread across the multiverse."

"Where's your axe?"

>>"Left at the universe I once called home. He probably has it as a trophy now, that drokk.

"Were there other survivors?"

>>"There were once a team of suviving men from different universes. Axetimus Prime, Axetro Boy, Superior Norman, Descartes and even G.I. Jones, but they all died.

>"The cretin shall pay."

>At that moment, a green faceless bald man comes from the distance bearing ill news.

 

>>>>"/mlp/-tan! Brad has struck in the Grownupverse-44!"

>>>"What universe is that?"

>THe man checks his notes.

>>>>"The one where Norman marries Sophia."

"WHOAAA!"

>You back off in a bit of a shock.

>>>"Too much for you to handle? I know."

"I mean...wow, I marry Norman in another universe!"

>>"Yes, out of the harem he grew up with, he chose you in that universe."

>You're just dumbfounded.

 

>Thirty seconds in. Axel Hulk brings the portal to it closer.

>>"You all ready to jump in?"

>"I'm always ready.

"Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see my wedding pictures!"

>"Remind me again why you tagged along?"

"Janitor told me to. He's like your dad."

>"More than my dad would ever be."

"Wait, how are we going to go back home?"

>>/mlp/-tan gave me this watch to travel back to this nexus.

>You, Axel and Axel Hulk jumped into the portal.

>>>"Good luck you bastards!" The purple-haired woman yelled."

>And with that, you are transferred to the universe where you married your one true husbando.

>>>"Ahh. Right, so, to move on to Fingerbang's place. What's going on there?

>>>>"Waifu Wars again. They have began to target Celestia."

>>>"This should be fun."

 

EARTH GROWNUPVERSE-44

NORMAN'S HOUSE

 

>We have arrived.

"Oh gosh, I can't wait to ...WHAT!?"

>The house has been destroyed.

>>"Quick! INSIDE!"

>The three of you managed to go inside the broken house.

>Fire and wood fall from each corner.

>In the middle, a lone body lying on the ground.

>It's Norman!

"NORMAN!"

>>>*COUGH* H-honey? Soph? I-Is that you?"

>The feels intensifies, and you barely even know the guy.

"I'm here...my love."

>You can't stop giggling.

>>>"B-Brad...came out of nowhere, and looked all over f-for you!"

"It's alright. He's gone."

>>>"T-tried to s-save y-you...s-save our daughter..."

>His heart stops. He lets go of your hand.

"N-Norman?"

>Norman has passed away.

>M-muh husbando...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

 

>Brad just killed your husbando.

>Emphasis on the 'your'.

 

>"Yeesh, what a cry baby. She's not even the married one."

>>"I"m suprised you hung out with her. In most universes, you two were sworn enemies."

>"We still are, though more of a frenemy. She has helped me several times."

>>"Well, I'm glad yo- OH DROKK, IT'S BRAD!"

>Axel Hulk points outside to see Brad in... a jetpack... carrying this world's Sophia and her daughter.

>>>>"HEEELLLPP!!"

>>>>>"AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!" Laughed Brad.

>>>"THIEEF!"

>>>>>"I'm suprised to see you're still alive, Axel Hulk, but you'll never catch me! I'll steal ALL THE WAIFUS IN THE WORLD!"

>"NOT WHILE WE, THE MEN OF THE LAW, STILL STANDS."

"NOORMAAN! I WILL AAVEEENGE YOUUUUUU!"

>"Shut up, Sophia! He's not even your husband!"

"VENGEANCE FOR MY LOVE!"

>You grabbed an umbrella and threw it right at Brad.

>The force of your throw stabs him in his right arm.

 

>>>>>"AAARGH!"

>He drops this world's Sophia and her daughter.

>>>"I GOT YOU!" said Axel Hulk

>>>>"HEELLP!"

>Axel Hulk lunges right at them in midair, saving them the fall damage.

>>>>>"YOU HOT LAW BITCH! I'LL STEAL YOU NEXT!"

>Brad goes at your location.

>"NOT TODAY!"

>Axel leaps right at him, throwing him off course.

>Brad flies his jetpack up as Axel grabs on to his shirt.

>>>>>"FOOL! GET OFF ME!"

>"BRAD OF THE WAIFUVERSE, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU, TO DEATH!"

>Axel leaps up from his body.

>"...BY MY AXE!"

>>>>>"MAYBE NEXT TIME!"

>Brad clicks on his watch, and activates the portal to another dimension!

>He then jumps into the portal. Axel misses and falls to the portal itself.

>>"ANOTHER PORTAL! Sophia! We must go!"

>Axel Hulk sees both you and the world's Sophia crying over the death of Norman.

>He then grabs you from your mourning and prepares to throw you to the portal.

"HEY!"

>>"He was never your husband, you dolt!"

>He throws you to the portal. He then apologizes to Norman's family.

>>"We are sorry for your loss."

>He then jumps to the Portal itself.

 

EARTH LASSO LASS

MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

 

>Brad and Axel land on the desert.

>You and Axel hulk follow.

>>>>>"BAH, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. "

>He flies away from the area while his watch recharges.

>Axel has his head stuck in the ground.

>>"For a minute there, I thought we were in Ostrichverse."

>Axel Hulk helps Axel up on his feet.

>"That drokking bastard got the slip!"

"I'll make him pay for ruining my alternate self's beautiful life! I SWEAR ON MY ALTAR!"

>>"But where could he have gone?"

>"There is tumbleweed everywhere!"

"Maybe they could be at a brothel?"

>"THE TUMBLEWEED HAVE GANGED UP ON ME!"

>>"Doubt there are brothels at this timeline. Maybe by the barbers?"

>"EAT AXE, TUMBLESCUM!"

"Doubt it, barely women go there."

>"ACKMPPHH!"

"Hey, where's Axel?"

>>"Being raped by tumbleweed."

>"UNHOLMMMPPHDEFFIANTS OF THE LAWW!"

>>"Drokk, help me get him out of there!"

 

>Your group then walks by the city.

>The sheriff of this town seems to be missing.

"What universe are we in?"

>>"I think we're in the Lassoverse."

>"Wait, a universe where everyone just ropes everyone else?"

>>"Nah, seems like the place of treachery, inequality and racial discrimination.

>>>>"AAAHHHHH!"

>Women screaming!

"Over there! BY the pub!"

>You and the two rushed towards the pub.

>Walking inside, Brad had already started to shove women inside his portal.

>>>>"HEELLP USS!"

>>>>>"SOON, I SHALL HAVE ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WOOORRLLD!"

>Axel Hulk gets a chair and throws it at him.

 

>>>>>"WHOA! HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO QUICKLY?"

>"THE VOICE OF THE LAW YELLS FOR JUSTICE! GRAAAAHHH!"

>Axel, again, lunges right at him with is axe.

>>>>>"ARGH!"

>Brad and Axel wrestle for it, until Axel Hulk tackles him to the ground.

>>>>>"OOFF!"

>With Brad on the ground, he reaches for his watch and activates another portal.

>>>>>"So much for stealing Lasso Lass!"

>He then rolls out of the ground and jumps into the portal.

>You all follow through.

"We can't keep this up! We'll lose him at this rate."

>>"I know, but there has to be a way to trap him!"

 

EARTH LISELICANIS

SKYWARD

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

>"HOLY DROKK! WE'RE FALLING FROM THE SKY!"

>>"WE'RE IN THE SKYWARDVERSE!"

>>>>>"SO LONG, LUGNUTS!"

>Brad flies away to another ship, to what seems to be the 'Normandie'

"LOOK!"

>Down below, a ship flying across the sky.

>Looks like an airship!

>>"HANG ON!"

>Axel Hulk grabs you and safely lands ontop of the ship.

"WHERE'S AXEL?"

>Axel gracefully glides through the air and with his axe, latches on to the air ship.

>He then opens the door to the inside.

 

>The pilots inside are scared shitless.

>"WE ARE COMMANDERING THIS VESSEL IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY!"

>He then kicks the two pilots off. They both land at sea.

>Axel grabs hold of the ship's controls while we go inside.

"Axel! Do you know how to fly this thing?"

>"When it comes to the law, nothing is impossible IF YOU BELIIIEEEVE!"

>>"Don't worry. I know an Axel from another universe that once 'borrowed' a huge mechanical T-rex and rode it from Mars to Earth."

 

>Axel then flies the ship all the way to Brad, who is catching up on the Normandie.

"FIRE RIGHT AT HIM!"

 

*BANG*

>Two swivel guns fire at the husbando-killing bastard.

>>>>>"WHAT THE? YOU PEOPLE AGAIN?"

 

>Brad steers clear, ignoring the Normandie and tries to escape.

"BRING IT TO MAXIMUM SPEED!"

>Axel clicks the turbo button and chases Brad.

>>"I have an idea." Said Axel Hulk

>Axel Hulk, with his huge body, fits himself in a canon.

>>"FIRE WHEN READY, FELLOW AXEL!"

>"GOD SPEED, FELLOW AXEL."

>Axel aims at Brad, and then FIRES.

 

*KASHAKABLOOOOOM!"

>The canon launches Axel Hulk towards the man.

>Just as expected, Brad activates his watch and opens another portal.

>>"AARRGHH! NOT AGAIN!"

>>>>>"HAHAHHAHAHA!"

>Axel Hulk and Brad enter the portal. You chase on with the air ship.

 

EARTH ABNORMALVERSE

Carrot Top's Garden

 

>"DROKK! WE'RE CRASHING TOWARDS A GARDEN!!"

*PLOKSSHH*

>"Ugh..."

"I...is everyone alright?"

>>"I'm fine!"

"God, this is dizzying."

>>"We can't keep this up.

>"We need a plan for him to come to us.

"Or a plan for him to trust a trap."

>"We need a bait. We need one perfectly beautiful woman.

>>"One that will satisfy his needs by sight and by physical exertion.

>"One that he won't resist batting an eye to, but where can we find such a woman?"

"Men, I...I think I have an idea." You say while getting your powder mirror thing.

 

Canterlot High

 

>>>>>"Hmm, it's still midnight. Oh look, Norman got taken by the party van. Guess that's one man out of the way."

>Brad looks at his watch.

>>>>>"Damn, fifty seconds to cooldown. COME ON! Ugh,

 

>Meanwhile, by the bushes...

 

>"Are you sure this will work, Sophia?"

"I'm positive. JUST LOOK AT HIM! He looks like a woman!"

>>"I think even the law won't resist looking at me."

>"You look like a hulking legion commander. Good thing we landed on a garden. Those watermelons will do the trick."

"Brad will be sure to get his privates to salute right at you.

>"Drokk, he's here! Quick, show your legs."

"And use your girly voice!"

 

>Axel Hu- err, Axela Hulk goes to the streets.

>With the girliest voice he can come up with, he says:

>>"Oh my, what is a girl to do in a lonely night like this"

>"Good lord, he sounds like a whale smoking a joint."

>Axela Hulk lifts his...her pants' legparts. Slowly.

>Brad takes notice.

*sneakybrad.jpg*

>Brad swoops in to 'save' Axela.

>>>>>"Well hello you buxom lady. Are you in need of assistance?"

>The smell of Axela's powdered face and sweaty armpits arouse the Bradster.

>His penis tingles with excitement as he stares onto Axela's enormous jugs.

>>"Err, you look like a gentleman that could sweep me off my feet and do me in bed."

"Here it comes..."

>>>>>"Well, We could do both right here and now."

>>"But I'm shy. I think I could do you better at your place."

>*bradsmirk.jpg*<

>The Bradster has taken the trap.

>He opens the portal and travels back to his home universe.

>"IT WORKED!"

"Right. You have Axel Hulk's watch?"

>"Activating it now."

>He clicks the button, and the portal back to the nexus of normality appears.

>"Let's go."

 

NEXUS OF NORMALITY

 

>>"HOIST THE CANONS AND READY THE SHIPS!" yelled /mlp/-tan.

>You and Axel jump back to the nexus and before you know it, a war has begun.

"What's happening here?"

>>"Nothing unusual, just the regular old shipping war. Seems like TwilightxApplebloom is sinking all the other ships.

>"Err..."

>>"So, what brings you both here? Big Axel died?"

>"No, we have turned him into our trojan horse."

>>"More like trojan pony. AM I RIGHT?"

>"..."

"..."

>>"Ugh, /v/irgins. So what did you do again?"

"Turned Axel Hulk into a trap and Brad fell for it."

>>"Wait, like a trap trap?"

>"Yes, that trap."

>>"How big?"

"We used watermelons for the front, and pumpkins for the back."

>>"You two be my niggas."

 

>"Listen, we need you to bring to us the portal to Waifuverse."

>>"Already on it."

>/mlp/-tan takes the remote from her pockets and clicks on the multiverse button.

>THere, she brings forth the holy lands known as 'Waifuverse'.

 

>>"Alright you two, good luck. The fate of the multiverse depends on it."

"Yeah, we will."

>And with that, you and Axel jump in.

 

WAIFUVERSE

 

>You and Axel managed to arrive at the place.

>"Hurm."

>Women everywhere. I'm surprised Brad lets them wear clothes at all.

>>"Oh my gosh, another man!"

>"Quiet! We're here to bring justice to the man who did this."

>>"Please do! At this rate, our children will have to be his slaves to his lustful behavior."

"Where's his base of...operations?"

>>"Over there, by the largest building in the world!"

>"My god, is that building a dildo?"

"It looks like a dildo with Brad's face on top of it."

>"He is one sick drokker."

"Come on! Axelfag's probably waiting for us!"

 

Brad's Domain

TOp Floor

 

>Axel Hulk, or rather, Axela, lies down by the bed.

>Brad looks on passionately with his eyes everso lustful.

>Axela pretends to hold her skirt with embarrassment.

>Brad turns on the radio to jazz up the moment.

*click*

...IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE![spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg[/spoiler]

>>>>>"Damn, wrong song."

...DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAY![spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdkiD1svfc0[/spoiler]

...COME ON AND SLAM![spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8[/spoiler]

...HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA![spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4[/spoiler]

...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP![spoiler] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/spoiler]

>>>>>"Ah, here we go!"

[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE[/spoiler]

>Brad winks intensely as he slowly pulls down his pants.

>Axela looks all over the room for any sign of a weapon.

>Brad does a sexy dance, knocking over the vase by his side.

>Axela finds his trophies. Norman's beanie, this world's Axel's axe, Nolan's dick...

>Brad then slowly pulls off his underwear as he bites his lips.

>>>>>"Ooooh yeah..."

>Axela finds his axe!

>It's by his window!

>>>>>"Baby, let's get it on...~"

>He hops on top of you.

>You then slowly removed your shirt...

>...TO REVEAL YOUR WATERMELONS!

 

>>>>>"IT's A TRAP! ABORT, LITTLE BRAD, ABORT!"

 

>Axela throws the melon at his member.

>>>>>"AACK LITTLE TIMOTHY AND JONATHAN!"

>>"Time to get my axe."

 

>Meanwhile, by the ledge of the top floor.

"Oh god Oh god this is high."

>"Just hold my hand. We'll make it through."

>You and Axel shimmy by the ledge.

"Hey look, there's Axel Hulk!"

>"Found a vent. Let's go through here!"

 

 

>Back to the room.

>Axela jumps of the bed and slides towards the axe.

>Brad gets his laser gun from his dresser and begins shooting at Axella

>The hulking giant slides and grabs the pumpkin from his ass and throws it at Brad.

>>>>>"OH NOOOOOO!!!!"

>The vegetable splatters on Brad. Bits of feces and pumpkin all over his body.

>Finally, Axela grabs his axe, and takes off the makeup.

>>>>>"MY GOD, YOU ARE A DUDE!"

>Holding his axe, Axel Hulk Jones points at Brad.

>"FLASH BRAD SENTRY. FOR THE CRIMES OF PURGING MY UNIVERSE OF ITS MEN, I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY AN AXE TO YOUR FACE!"

>Brad grabs a huge canon from under his bed.

>>>>>"NO LAWS HERE. ONLY LOVE!"

>The canon fires dildo missiles at Axel Hulk.

>The intensity pushes Axel out the window.

>Axel hulk grabs on to the ledge as Brad prepares to deliver the final blow.

>>>>>"You've made a mistake coming here!"

>>"It ain't a mistake if we win!"

>>>>>"We?"

>At that moment, Axel jumps out of the vent and begins to run towards Brad.

>"THE AXE OF JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL!"

>Axel tackles Brad out of the window!

>You on the other hand run towards the ledge to help Axel Hulk up.

>>"No! Slide the Axe to me!"

"Oh, uhh alright!"

>You bring to him his huge axe.

"What do you plan to do?"

>"Bring an end to all this! FOR MY UNIVERSE!"

>Axel Hulk then drops from the ledge.

>God speed you glorious cross-dressing bastard.

 

Midair

 

>Axel and Brad fight it off.

>>>>>"YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH!"

>"MY BODY IS TEMPORARY. MY VERDICT IS ETERNAL!"

 

>Axel holds his axe with great dedication.

*JUSTICE MOVE: HELICHOPPER!*

>>>>>"AAAAAHHHH!"

[spoiler]I swear, that Kill-La-Kill music is just drumming through my ears[/spoiler]

>Axel spins his axe with his two hands and uses it to glide towards  Brad.

>He then shoves the axe up his rib and spins it around.

>>>>>"HOOOHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

>>"AXEL! I MUST FINISH THE JOB!"

>Axel looks at Axel Hulk. He understands this is a matter of revenge and honor.

>Using his axe, he throws Brad towards Axel Hulk.

>He then floats to the ground gracefully with his helichopper move.

>>>>>"OH GOD. P-PLEASE BE GENTLE!"

>>"No. HUUUUURRRRRGGRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

>Axel Hulk throws him down and prepares his axe.

>>"FOR MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, MY LOVE!"

*SWHWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG*

>>>>>"G-GAAAAAAKKK!!!!"

>Brad is kill

>The resulting slice causes a nuclear implosion.

>The implosion sucks all the light debris in the universe.

>With it, Axel Hulk vanishes along with Brad.

>You then come out of the building from the elevator.

"Wow. This was some adventure."

>"Hurm..."

>New broke out, and the women of the universe cheered in delight.

>>"OUR HEROES!"

>>>"REST IN PEACE HUGE PINK GUY. WE WILL NVER FORGET!"

>>>>"JUSTICE4PINKHULK!"

"Well...we...we...did we just save the universe?"

>"We did, at the cost of a good man that we had known for a short time."

>Axel takes his shades off for the first time since we've met.

"Oh my god, your eyes!"

>They literally sparkle with dignity. A single tear of justice fell from his right eye.

>"I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

 

>Axel gave his respects and then went back to the Nexus of Normality via the portal.

 

NEXUS OF NORMALITY

 

>>"Well well well. Look who's back." /mlp/-tan said.

>"Axel Hulk saved the universe."

"At the cost of his life."

>>"Aww. Well, so long as the other universes are intact, I don't really care much now."

>Bitch.

 

>/mlp/-tan takes away the watch from Axel.

"How did Brad find a way to travel across the universe?"

>>"Who knows? Who cares. Point is, everything is back to normal."

>/mlp/-tan brings the portal to our home forward.

>>"You've done a great service yadda yadda yadda."

>"Hurm..."

>You and Axel jump into the portal.

>>"Goodbye, you two. I hope I never see you fellas again."

>The portal closes.

>>"Ahh, well. That's that then. SO, anon. What do we have next?"

>>>"W-well, Abnormal Norman portal has Brad dating Octavia."

>>"Brad dating a nazi under the Aryan's order. This I got to see.

 

BACK TO YOUR WORLD

CANTERLOT HIGH ROOFTOPS.

 

>9:00 PM

>Ugh, I'm so dead by my mother's curfew.

>And I can't really tell her I was out with a boy.

"Heh, the day was weird, huh."

>"Hate to say it, but yeah, I had fun with you two. Your idea was pretty smart."

"I know. You were pretty crazy too."

>"Hurm."

"..."

>"..."

"You...want to walk me to my house?"

>"...no."

"Oh, alright, no big deal."

>"I'd rather enjoy the starry night for a moment."

>You and Axel stare at the stars.

"It's beautiful."

>"They say a comet up there is a soul of a righteous man. Do you think Axel Hulk is up there?"

"Wherever he is, the multiverse will thank him for it."

 

AFTERLIFE

Brad is a meteor while Axel Hulk is a comet

 

>>"BRAAAD! COME BACK HERE!"

>>>>>"GET AWAY FROM ME!"

>>"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY WRATH, BRAD. I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE!"

>>>>>"SCREW YOU!"

>The two heads towards earth.

 

"Hey, look, a comet and a meteor!"

>"Oh drokk, it's HEADING RIGHT AT US!"

 

>>"BRAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!"

 

*EXPLOSIONSHAKALACKABLOOOOMAA*

>The meteor and the comet lands right at Canterlot High, destroying it.

>Axel falls to the ground and lands on his feet.

"AAAHHHHHH!"

>Axel then catches you with his two hands.

"I...Ahh~"

>"Well, there goes the school again. Another pile of rubble.

"They really need insurance specifically for your adventures."

 

End.