Title:           Anon Cubed Chapter 3 -Wake-
Author:          TeenageWasteland
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Ti35DnHn
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of March 2014 11:40:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of March 2014 11:40:18 PM CDT

>N
>you wake up like you just had the kinkiest sex ever
"The hell?"
>you are in a pile with a burly (Canadian?) dude and a sweater wearing twig of a man
>in a library
>don't tell me you actually tried dudes last night...
>you proceed to scream, rousing the pile of man
 
>Y
>you are awakened by a shrill shrieking
>you are overheating in this sweater
>it doesn't help you're in a pile of men
>your dad would beat the shit out of you
>did somebody drug
>mom's spaghetti
 
>A
Fuck youuuuuuu!
>you throw the two men off you
>this send your necklaces clashing toward each other, spinning with a fury of strikes
>you scratch your glorious beard and look up to find a purple horse unicorn thing with wings staring at you
>"Who are you?"
>you half expect the Skyrim character creation screen to pop up
>you scratch your beard
Well crazy purple horse that obviously means I've gone off the deep end, I am Anon
>"What are you?"
I am a human, homo sapiens,
>the mare looks delighted and levitates a book towards her face
>"Homo sapiens? I thought they were extinct! They died out as soon as the first unicorns and pegasi developed!"
>huh
 
>Y
>your head throbs as you look towards the screaming naked man and the burly man chatting it up with the purple horse
>a pink blur and cotton candy fills your eyes and nose
>"HIYAWHOAREYOUI'MPINKIEWESHOULDHAVEAPARTYOM-"
>a blue hoof is clasped over her mouth
>the floating blue gay pride parade floats in front of you
>"To save your ears, she's Pinkie Pie and she likes parties and baking"
I love baking!
>"You two will get along awesomely, I'm sure
 
>N
>you calm down
>a white unicorn canters up to you
>"Dahling! You're nude! I'm Rarity and we must simply get you some clothes! Mr...?"
N-nony
>"Well Mr. Nanony we must get you dressed! Come along!"
>a blue aura envelopes you and drags you out the door