- >Be Anon, it's the afternoon.
- >The sun will be setting soon.
- >You need to visit your striped friend.
- >Hopefully before day's end.
- >You walk into the Everfree,
- >Ignoring the occasional scary tree.
- >You see her hut coming into view
- >And your striped zebra pal is there to greet you.
- >"Hello Anon, come in and sit-"
- "Zecora, I don't have time for this shit."
- "You know why I'm here, just give it please..."
- >"Like I'll let you have it with such ease?"
- >You sigh, and pull out some bits.
- >Surely that will calm her tits.
- >She trots inside and holds open the door.
- >"To get what you want, you'll have to offer more."
- >You know she's just playing you like a flute.
- >But you can't go about this like a brute.
- >She's the only one who can stop this curse.
- >You want it gone...before it gets worse.
- >"So Anon, why do you want it gone?"
- "With my brain like this, I can't live on!"
- "Every thought and every word..."
- "Always rhyming, it's absurd!"
- >She flashes you an evil glance.
- >Oh shit, you don't wanna lose this chance.
- "I'm not saying that it's BAD..."
- >Come on, say something that won't make her mad!
- "...but you are a much better rhyming wonder!"
- "If this goes on, I might steal your thunder!"
- >She laughs a hearty laugh, "No way."
- >"You can't outrhyme me in one day."
- >You found the answer to your situation!
- >If you can outrhyme her in substantiation...
- >She'll remove the curse so she's the best.
- >Let's put this Poison Joke to the test...
- "Well, Zecora, if you think you're tough."
- "I think your rhymes are a little rough."
- "They don't flow as well as mine,"
- "I have coherence in every line!"
- >Her jimmies are clearly rustled.
- >She readies herself for the rhyming tussle.
- >"Look, Anon, I can appreciate"
- >"The rhyming need you're trying to sate."
- >"But please be honest, I've been doing this shtick"
- >"Long before that flower made you sick."
- >"So don't try to outrhyme this mare,"
- >"As they say, Anon, don't even go there."
- >You're pretty sure if she could snap, she would.
- >It's like this zebra's from the hood.
- >She clearly didn't like your tone.
- >You need to set your intent in stone...
- "Zecora, don't walk away from this fight!"
- "I can outrap you all day and all night."
- >She turns back to you, "That's how it will be?"
- >"I warned you to not mess with me."
- "I don't think I need to worry,"
- "I can think of more rhymes in a hurry."
- >"You're gonna need to think of more,"
- >"If you don't, I'm kicking you out that door!"
- >She's serious about this, you can tell.
- >You've opened yourself to a rhyming hell...
- >"The last time I needed to actually try,"
- >"I made the little filly cry!"
- "Reducing fillies to tears? That's a bit low."
- "They can't help it if you rhyme too slow."
- >"Me? Too slow? You must be joking."
- >"If it weren't for that plant, you'd be choking!"
- "Then take it off, and why don't we see?"
- >She pulls out a potion. "Certainly!"
- >She gives you the bottle, you put it to your lip.
- >You close your eyes and take a sip.
- >...
- >She takes the bottle and puts it away.
- >"Well, what do you have to say?"
- "Uhh...thanks for the drink?"
- >"That didn't even rhyme! I think..."
- >She puts a hoof to her chin.
- >You could care less about the win.
- >"You clever human, that was a nice trick."
- >"And I thought your head was thick."
- >You shrug off the insult and head out the door.
- >You can't take rhymes anymore.
- >With that drink, and a little luck.
- >The poison would have worn off...
- >...fuck.
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