Title:           Anon is Reading
Author:          TechyConversant
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First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of July 2012 08:52:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of July 2012 08:52:49 AM CDT

This is a series of silly shorts about Anon reading books in Twilight's Library, and Twilight constantly trying sexual advances based on his book of choice. Enjoy!
 
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>Anon is reading Misery
>Twilight walks in with a hammer
>"Oh Ano~n..."
"No."
 
>Anon is reading It
>Twilight walks in with a clown costume
>"I don't understand this..."
>Anon waves the book around
"Niether do I."
 
>Anon is reading Harry Potter
>Twilight walks in with circle glasses and lightningbolt scar
>"I'm gonna wingardium leviosa your magic wand!"
"You couldn't have gone Hermione?"
>"..."
"Expelliarmus!"
 
>Anon is reading Shawshank Redemption
>Twilight walks in
>"That's the thing with books...you either get busy reading...or you get busy dying."
"Not now Twilight."
>Twilight leaves, etching 'Twi was here' on the doorframe.
 
>Anon is reading Naruto
>Twilight comes in with the headband
>"I'll make your chakra flow!"
"But Naruto sucks with chakra."
>"R-really?"
"Believe it."
 
>Anon is reading AiE
>Twilight comes in with a stetson
>"Ah'm gonna get what ah want, sugarcube!"
"Not now Twilight."
>She throws you off chair.
>"Ah wasn't asking ya."
>You are truly scared.
>She sees this, breaks character.
>"Wow, I did good this time!"
>Insta lose boner
"Dammit, Twi."
 
>Anon is reading Eragon
>Twi comes in with Spike strapped to her lowerhalf
"It's not about beastiality, Twi."
>"Oh..."
>"I feel extremely uncomfortable with this."
>"Quiet, Spike!"
 
>Anon is reading Discworld
>Twi comes in
>"Hey Anon, wanna have a little fun?"
"Twilight, if we started now, we wouldn't be done for a long fucking time, and you'd still want more."
>"Wait, are you talking about the book or the sex?"
"Both."
 
>Anon is reading WH40k
>Twilight comes in full Sphess Mahreen outfit.
>"FOR THE EMPRAH!"
"Celestia's not here right now."
>"Oh come on, we could make some noise~"
"Wrong marines."
>"R-really?"
"Heresy."
 
>Anon is reading Romeo and Juliet
>She comes in with a cup
>"Oh, I shall drink from thy cup, then my Romeo will try to...*mmm*...take it from thine lips..."
"Twilight, that's alcohol, not poison."
>"Oh."
>Anon sighs
"It'll have the same effect though."
>Twilight gasps with delight
>"You'll take it from thine lips?!"
"No, you'll pass out."
 
>Anon is reading MacBeth
>Twi comes in
>"You have no spine! You will do this because I wish it to be so, now go take what is yours!"
>She opens her arms
"Twilight, you aren't my wife. You don't control me."
>"B-but the witches predicted it to be so!"
"That was Pinkie. And a crystal ball."
>"..."
"And you paid her to say it."
 
>Anon is reading The Divine Comedy
>Twi comes in wearing a clown costume with a halo
>"So, how about them angels? What jokers!"
"...I...don't even know..."
>"What? Not enough comedy?"
"...you get the 2nd circle."
 
>Anon is reading Spider-man comics
>Twi swings into the room
>"Mary Jane!"
"..."
>"I'll save you from Doctor Octopus!"
>Anon is held up by tentacles
"Oh god oh god, can we at least reverse the roles?!?"
>Twi grins
>"No."